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I love April Fools' Day. But I genuinely pray that I never have an emergency and need someone's help on this day. Because how in the world am I ever going to convince anyone that I'm in serious trouble? I'd be screwed. :p

Apparently a clever individual or group of individuals shrinkwrapped Town Hall in my town. Yes. The whole building! What a project that was! ...er...I mean must've been. Because how would I know? :)

Any photos for us?

That sounds awesome goof yeah any evidance?? where you in on this one?? ;)

Any photos for us?

I'm hoping it makes the local papers. :)

Pfft we stole our Town hall!

Ah the finery that is April Fool's. All I've seen so far is "NationDates" and, well, I match myself. Hooray!

Anyway, hope everyone finds wacky and funny stuff today. :D

My motto is: If you can't find it, make it. :)

mexicans are crossing the boarder!!!!! haha, j/k, april fools...

mexicans are crossing the boarder!!!!! haha, j/k, april fools...
I was gonna say, that's been happening for years, and it's no joke....
[/racism]

Seriously though.....I was about to say "I have no problems with Hispanics, my hairstylist is from Chile" but I thought maybe pointing out that my boyfriend is Cuban would work better in my favour, make me seem a little less, um.....yuppie.....

Simonist']I was gonna say, that's been happening for years, and it's no joke....
[/racism]

Seriously though.....I was about to say "I have no problems with Hispanics, my hairstylist is from Chile" but I thought maybe pointing out that my boyfriend is Cuban would work better in my favour, make me seem a little less, um.....yuppie.....

Whenever I think of cubans, I imagine people with six square sides. :p

Whenever I think of cubans, I imagine people with six square sides. :p
Eh, close enough. For all intents and purposes, you, LG, are allowed to imagine I'm dating a FunCube.

That's nothing Golfballs, how about cars on the roof of the local High School? Ever do that one? :)

Simonist']I was gonna say, that's been happening for years, and it's no joke....
[/racism]

Seriously though.....I was about to say "I have no problems with Hispanics, my hairstylist is from Chile" but I thought maybe pointing out that my boyfriend is Cuban would work better in my favour, make me seem a little less, um.....yuppie.....
tbh. :) (http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/)

That's nothing Golfballs, how about cars on the roof of the local High School? Ever do that one? :)
Oooh, oooh, two years pre-me they did cows at mine. My sophomore year we *ahem* I mean, uh.....they did the greased up pig thing (y'know, number 4 is "missing")

That's nothing Golfballs, how about cars on the roof of the local High School? Ever do that one? :)

Can't say I have. I've thrown cow manure off of a high school roof. :)

I love April Fools' Day. But I genuinely pray that I never have an emergency and need someone's help on this day. Because how in the world am I ever going to convince anyone that I'm in serious trouble? I'd be screwed. :p

Apparently a clever individual or group of individuals shrinkwrapped Town Hall in my town. Yes. The whole building! What a project that was! ...er...I mean must've been. Because how would I know? :)

I think I saw that this morning. It was in *******, **, right? It was good for some laughs, too bad my day went to hell in a handbasket after that: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=10678926#post10678926

Simonist']Oooh, oooh, two years pre-me they did cows at mine. My sophomore year we *ahem* I mean, uh.....they did the greased up pig thing (y'know, number 4 is "missing")
Somehow, I think getting cows on the roof would be harder than cars.
Can't say I have. I've thrown cow manure off of a high school roof. :)
The huges bags of it or just a crumb? Need details! :D

The huges bags of it or just a crumb? Need details! :D

Quite a pleasant amount; a steel garbage can full.

Edit: Details, huh? Alright. It was after a football pep rally(we wrestlers had a bit of a rivalry with the football team). We were on the roof wearing ski masks with a can full of poop and a couple scoops. We took the opportunity to pelt people as they were leaving the gymnasium on the way out. Then made our getaway. :)

Somehow, I think getting cows on the roof would be harder than cars.
Actually it's harder to get them down. We have roof access from the theatre space that the paint department was using, and at the time one of my older friends was paint Crew Chief so he had all the keys. Apparently he showed up with some friends and a guy from the local private boys school (Rockhurst, if you're from KC) whose father owns a cattle ranch south of the metro area (I'm friends with that guy's younger brother, too). While the janitors weren't around, I guess brought the cows in and hurried them upstairs. (Cows will go up a set of stairs without complaint, but I've heard they're impossible to get down.) Anyway, there are about four different levels of roofing on my old high school, almost all of them are small differences in height, are ramped, or have stairs. They got about 10 cows up there, I guess laid low until school started. It was probably more of an adventure than our releasing 5 greased pigs (1,2,3,5 and 6) in the halls during third hour, but ours had MUCH more direct results on the students :D

I think I saw that this morning. It was in {bleep}, right? It was good for some laughs, too bad my day went to hell in a handbasket after that: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=10678926#post10678926

Sorry about your friend. Ledyard, huh? I'll ask my wife if she has any advice.

Do me a favor and edit out the town fom your post though. It's a wife thing. :p
I'll tg you after I talk to her.

Sorry about your friend. Ledyard, huh? I'll ask my wife if she has any advice.

Do me a favor and edit out the town fom your post though. It's a wife thing. :p
I'll tg you after I talk to her.

Done. Sorry about that. Also, I'm sure my friend and his family would appreciate any advice.

Done. Sorry about that. Also, I'm sure my friend and his family would appreciate any advice.

Don't worry about it. She just has a healthy dose of Paranoia. And I don't argue with an armed woman. :p

I also just realized that I quoted your post! Hehehe.

Edit: Details, huh? Alright. It was after a football pep rally(we wrestlers had a bit of a rivalry with the football team). We were on the roof wearing ski masks with a can full of poop and a couple scoops. We took the opportunity to pelt people as they were leaving the gymnasium on the way out. Then made our getaway. :)
*slings poo at you*
Meh, us footballers practically bathe in goose poo on the practice field and smell bad no matter how much we wash our pads n' junk... :p
Actually it's harder to get them down. -snip-
:D
Hmm...ours involved a construction crane, due to the lay-out of the school. Cows would be, difficult, but, there's this other school that could use a good cowing, and there's lots of cows out in my parts... ;)