NationStates Jolt Archive

Although I liked the one last year better, this years version of the NS home page upon arrival at 4/1 is pretty funny. It did make me wonder for a moment if there really was a site named nation dates and if I had hit the wrong url.


Good job mods/admins/whoever does this stuff.

LMAO.

Go to NationDates! Find your future wife! *Fell of my chair laughing*

"Using a very complicated formula, we have determined that your ideal mate is The Colony of The Twin PeaksII"

Hehehe

Massive lockin' haha... great work, Maxxx :D

Very good one this year, i did like last years one about site closure because of the american government though... :)

For a moment I thought it was real, and thought about having to rename the sports RPs we have... good one.

Great you've spoilt 3/4 of the fun for me.

Ok i did the survey ( I know i know:rolleyes: )once as a corrupt dictatorship looking for something similiar and got A) then as a Psychotic and got B)
In roleplaying, the more wanking the better 1 2 3 4 5
I enjoy saving helpless nations/regions (and their “gratitude” afterwards) 1 2 3 4 5
I enjoy invading and pillaging helpless nations/regions 1 2 3 4 5
The length of my posts is not compensating for anything 1 2 3 4 5
I enjoy playing games with others 1 2 3 4 5
For protection, UN membership is necessary 1 2 3 4 5
I don’t care if the government taxes the shirt off my back and my pants off the bottom 1 2 3 4 5
I believe people should be able to burn their national flag naked in the streets 1 2 3 4 5
And finally....
How many people do you think ought to be involved in a diplomatic relationship?

A)
http://www.nationstates.net/96913/page=display_nation/nation=cortopiatia
B)
http://www.nationstates.net/96913/page=display_nation/nation=pisuara

Oh how dreamy they are!:fluffle:

Yeah, this year's is another good one. Last year's was funny, but the one in 2004 was even better. Mainly because I wasn't expecting it.

(For those who weren't around, 2004's April Fool joke was that because of the "population bug", they'd reset everyone's nation to the start to make it fair. So everyone was 5 million big. That was inspired.)

Heh. Didn't realize this was April 1st at first.

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What's even more amusing is that my ideal mate is one of my puppets.

Heh. Didn't realize this was April 1st at first.

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What's even more amusing is that my ideal mate is one of my puppets.

Now now. There is no shame in self-love.:D

hahaha brilliant! :p
imho much more humourous than last year's big scare ;)

though... that survey didn't link me up with glitzi.... aw :(

hahaha brilliant! :p
imho much more humourous than last year's big scare ;)

though... that survey didn't link me up with glitzi.... aw :(

It linked you up with the person next to you in your region :p


I was lucky enough to get Drunk Commies.








hope he's a catcher.

i didn't get paired up with my love interest in my region either
i hope this isn't a sign :eek:

It linked you up with the person next to you in your region :p
No it didn't. Just someone in your region, period.

No it didn't. Just someone in your region, period.


so you mean Drunk Commies might not be linked back to me? :eek:

so you mean Drunk Commies might not be linked back to me? :eek:
Aww, poor honey, there, there. *pats head* I'm sure he will, sweety, I'm sure he will.

Yeah right *rolleyes*

It linked you up with the person next to you in your region :p


I was lucky enough to get Drunk Commies.








hope he's a catcher.
Actually i did it numerous times and got different results by fiddling with the option i put in.
the main ones being the top two.

Actually i did it numerous times and got different results by fiddling with the option i put in.
the main ones being the top two.
Honestly, I can't imagine that they'd care about what options you put in one way or another, that would be way too complicated.

They just team you up with a random fellow region member. I could of course easily prove this hypothesis by putting the exact same options a few times, but I'm too lazy. Avrio Methavrio, as they say.

This is the beauty of being the only person in my region. :D I am my ideal match.

Honestly, I can't imagine that they'd care about what options you put in one way or another, that would be way too complicated.

They just team you up with a random fellow region member. I could of course easily prove this hypothesis by putting the exact same options a few times, but I'm too lazy. Avrio Methavrio, as they say.
Nope i pressed the submit button a few times and it came up with the same person( nation) so i changed the top setting and resubmitted then i changed the next one and i could get different results.

Although it is only in region

This is the beauty of being the only person in my region. I am my ideal match.The survey matched me up with myself too, but my region has 12 or 13 members. My narcissism must transport itself through the keyboard :D

I'd hazard a guess that only the top setting regarding what kind of nation you are and what your "mate"'s nation is like matters. All others are secondary. Either that, or they put more time than necessary into programming this thing. =/

I'd hazard a guess that only the top setting regarding what kind of nation you are and what your "mate"'s nation is like matters. All others are secondary. Either that, or they put more time than necessary into programming this thing. =/
Yes the first option sounds the truest.

"Your ideal mate is the Democratic Socialist Union of Demo-Bobylon."

Just as I'd always suspected...;)

My ideal mate is a Compulsory Consumer State even though I am a centrist. Does the game suspect I am a fan of constantly-shopping airheads? :confused:

My ideal mate is a Compulsory Consumer State even though I am a centrist. Does the game suspect I am a fan of constantly-shopping airheads? :confused:
Of course! That's why you're a mod, you know. 'Cause you hanker after those airheads, and we all know that's a great quality for a mod.

But how does it work it out? And why did I get myself?

Very good one this year, i did like last years one about site closure because of the american government though... :)

That one was brilliant! I wish I got a screen shot of that one :(

Yeah, this year's is another good one. Last year's was funny, but the one in 2004 was even better. Mainly because I wasn't expecting it.

(For those who weren't around, 2004's April Fool joke was that because of the "population bug", they'd reset everyone's nation to the start to make it fair. So everyone was 5 million big. That was inspired.)

LOL! That was also a classic.

Heh. Didn't realize this was April 1st at first.

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What's even more amusing is that my ideal mate is one of my puppets.

How do you find this out?

Heh. Didn't realize this was April 1st at first.

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What's even more amusing is that my ideal mate is one of my puppets.

Never mind. I found it :D

The Allied States of Retania-Wallace so I have to ask how the hell did I hook up with a Liberal Democratic Socialists?

Not that I mind :D

No it didn't. Just someone in your region, period.

Yeah, I agree!

It is funny! LOL, they did it this year probably because of the rise of dating sites, goes hand in hand (exscuse th pun) with what Newsweek printed this week (about MySpace and whatnot).

So cheers for being so in-touch with the world and to create NationDates!

The ever battling capitalist,
Asmodean Wagn

LMAO.

Go to NationDates! Find your future wife! *Fell of my chair laughing*
you must be the inspiration

Wow, okay, um.....I got a call from my Delegate about TEN MINUTES ago like "WTF IS UP WITH NATIONSTATES!" ('cause she wasn't around for April Fools last year, and come to think of it neither was I on this name, this was but a lonely puppet.....), turns out she got hooked up with me. Which is kinda icky, considering we've been best friends for five years and we're both CONSIDERABLY straight.

I, however, matched with the only guy in the region :D

Can't wait to see what next year brings.

It determined that the RIP AND TEAR of Medellina's match is the RIP AND TEAR of Medellina.

"NationDates" is just plain creepy.

Using a very complicated formula, we have determined that your ideal mate is The Republic of O_Reilly_Land

I think I'm going to throw up. Good friend of mine IRL, and we are of the same sex. I'm gonna barf....

They should have changed the banner on the homepage. NationDates is a great idea, except there is a big gray banner that says, "NATIONSTATES" on the frontpage.

They should have changed the banner on the homepage. NationDates is a great idea, except there is a big gray banner that says, "NATIONSTATES" on the frontpage.
http://www.nationstates.net/images/nationdates2.png :confused:

I got matched up with TSI. My life couldn't BE more complete now!

http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/wub.gif

I am... amused. The "Because sometimes even national leaders just want to make out" part was particularly inspired. *thumbs up*

The survey aspect of this April Fools is amusing, if only because I've built up a fairly large stable of puppets; after taking the survey, one of my primary puppets wound up with "Using a very complicated formula, we have determined that your ideal match is The Federation of Taredas"... and let's not even mention my puppet farm region, where every nation is one of my puppets... *insert laughing smilie here*

Using a very complicated formula, we have determined that your ideal mate is The Republic of O_Reilly_Land

I think I'm going to throw up. Good friend of mine IRL, and we are of the same sex. I'm gonna barf....


Could be worse. I got matched up with my brother. And we're same-sex, and both very straight.

Ozymandium']Could be worse. I got matched up with my brother. And we're same-sex, and both very straight.
You are both in denial. Our code is teh h4x.

ROFL!! This is so silly.

Awww, I got paired with The Evil Corporate Pigs of Scytherus.... :cool:

"Using a very complicated formula, we have determined that your ideal mate is The Colony of The Twin PeaksII"

Hehehe
Damn. Lucky stiff! ;)

All I got was one of my frakking PUPPETS! LMAO! :D

"Using a very complicated formula, we have determined that your ideal mate is The Commonwealth of Bolol"

O_O?

I got my friend's niece!!! lol
The idea was the best though

http://www.nationstates.net/images/nationdates2.png :confused:


http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/3067/nationstates4va.png :confused:

"Using a very complicated formula, we have determined that your ideal mate is The Colony of The Twin PeaksII"

Hehehe
It matched me up with The Lowland Clans. LOL

I got matched up with The Empire of Canuckastinians.:eek: OH well today is about looooooooooooooove! Can you feel it! Love!

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/3067/nationstates4va.png :confused:
I think you may be one of the few getting that....

"NationDates" is just plain creepy.
Tel me about it, it is full of Pedo's.

Simonist']I think you may be one of the few getting that....

It fixed itself, so now I'm experienced the complete AF joke.

I got matched up with an evil, capitalist pig.