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On the latest CNN emergency broadcast, CNN broadcasted the following message:

APRIL FOOLS

My, my, what is it with me and looking at these topics lately? Though that scenario would be benificial.

Personally, I would* shit myself and cheer. Then my primate instincts would kick in and I would throw my feces at my friend Toe.

Personally, I would* shit myself and cheer. Then my primate instincts would kick in and I would throw my feces at my friend Toe.

Yeah ...

who wouldn't :D

:headbang:

DAMN! That would have made my millennium! Especially if it was followed up by a story about Penis Cheney having the big one when he found out he was gonna be pres, then Denny Hostile crashing into a phone pole when he found out the same thing, and so on and so on...

YAY!


Nooooo! ;_; *sniffle* *sniffle*:(

Hmm... I wonder if Big Brother will show up at my door... and if CNN will sue me....

I guess I better get that shit ready. *looks at the TP*

Hmm... I wonder if Big Brother will show up at my door... and if CNN will sue me....

I guess I better get that shit ready. *looks at the TP*

:eek:

100 post :D

'grats :fluffle:

Dude... I almost believed it. :upyours:

If you want it bad enough, all you have to do is believe!
....or go gun shopping...

shit i knew it was a joke but i wanted to see how good it was.

you mister, your joke sucked ass. not even an attempt at a newspaper quote.

I thought about it, but then I thought "Fuck it, I'm American. If I type all that my heart rate might get too high. I'm not dying of a heart attack on friday night!"

President Dick Cheney.

President Dick Cheney who gets to nominate a Vice President, then Cheney resigns for health reasons, the Vice President becomes President, The President gets to nominate a Vice President, they have time to prove themselves in office, run for President and Vice President and Republicans win in 2008.

Who didn't see that coming 50 miles away?

Who didn't see that coming 50 miles away?

Someone 60 miles away?

Someone 60 miles away?

I'm on the other side of the world & I saw it coming. Pretty piss-poor effort that.

President Dick Cheney.
The Horror... the Horror... :(

Shouldnt joke about that kind of stuff, it might happen which would be sad

Shouldnt joke about that kind of stuff, it might happen which would be sad
Why do you think so?

Why do you think so?


Of all the places you choose to feed the troll, you pick an april fools thread?

Why do you think so?
Because he's a good man and great president, and it would be sad to see him go

The ultimate April Fools which one one will ever be able to trumph -
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/april/1/newsid_2819000/2819261.stm

And little April fools quiz - How gullible are you?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/quiz/questions/0,5961,1449501,00.html

I would be happy if bush was assisinated.

Damn it in my rush to crack open a bottle of beer in celebration I forgot it was April the 1st. Luckily thanks to a handy calendar on the fridge door, I was soon enlightened. Still thought this was true and my prayers had been answered. :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: Pants!!

Because he's a good man and great president, and it would be sad to see him go
What do you reckon is best about him?

Because he's a good man and great president, and it would be sad to see him go

Could you elaborate on that?...

I was waiting for "US CAPTURES OSAMA" or "AL QUAEDA SURRENDER" :D

I was waiting for "US CAPTURES OSAMA" or "AL QUAEDA SURRENDER" :D

They're fairytale headlines, beyond even a joke! :p

They're fairytale headlines, beyond even a joke! :p

A bit like "GW Bush backs Gay Marriage" :p

A bit like "GW Bush backs Gay Marriage" :p

Or even "GW Bush to marry gay lover." :p

Wait, I'm confused. How was Bush assasinated?

Wait, I'm confused. How was Bush assasinated?

So many people played Aprils Fools jokes on him his head imploded.