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Just kidding! April fools!

You know, the april fools pops up when you move the cursor over the thread title.

You could at least have put some effort into it, and hidden it in a paragraph of text.

GAH! CURSE YOU AND YOUR APRIL FOOLS! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S EARLY!

Seriously, here it's not quite April Fools yet. 25 minutes away!

*smacks*
A. blatantly obvious thread title
B. Don't reveal in the OP

You <Butt> It is 1:35AM thanks for waking me up to April Fool's Day <_<

You know, the april fools pops up when you move the cursor over the thread title.

You could at least have put some effort into it, and hidden it in a paragraph of text.
The Joke is that you think it is a joke, when it really isn't a joke. He really does have AIDS, and later today he's going to reveal that he was joing about joking, and then aren't you gonna feel like an ass?

Lol....XD

The Joke is that you think it is a joke, when it really isn't a joke. He really does have AIDS, and later today he's going to reveal that he was joing about joking, and then aren't you gonna feel like an ass?

I think you just convinced me that I really DO have AIDS! What a mindfuck...

Jokes on you guys! It's March 31 and only 10:38 pm! Don't you all feel stupid!!!!

>_>

*is pulled to the side as someone whispers into my ear*

*returns*

...

*cries*

Im deeply sorry to hear that

The Joke is that you think it is a joke, when it really isn't a joke. He really does have AIDS, and later today he's going to reveal that he was joing about joking, and then aren't you gonna feel like an ass?

It's still no excuse for laziness.

Im deeply sorry to hear that

Um... this thread was a joke. April Fool's day where he lives.

It's still no excuse for laziness.
That wasn't laziness at all, don't you see? It was, in fact, the most cunning April Fool's Joke ever. Now he has convinced you that he doesn't have AIDS, convinced himself and Mustapha that he does, and convinced me to be his accomplice. At this point, it doesn't matter what is true, because whatever the situation, someone is going to have been made into an ass.

Um... this thread was a joke. April Fool's day where he lives.

lol, sucked in that was just another April fools! :p

EDIT: or did your know that and your reply was yet another string in the intricate web of lies. :eek:

lol, sucked in that was just another April fools! :p

EDIT: or did your know that and your reply was yet another string in the intricate web of lies. :eek:

Yes... I am an Agent! It is ALL LIES!

Lol.

Yes... I am an Agent! It is ALL LIES!
We're all either agents or dupes, and at this point I think I've sufficiently set the situation so that no one will ever know for certain.
Now, let the Chaos set in . . .
*waits*

That wasn't laziness at all, don't you see? It was, in fact, the most cunning April Fool's Joke ever. Now he has convinced you that he doesn't have AIDS, convinced himself and Mustapha that he does, and convinced me to be his accomplice. At this point, it doesn't matter what is true, because whatever the situation, someone is going to have been made into an ass.

Well, I'll concede that certainly sounds like a lot more work than just typing out a crappy NS paragraph.

But if what you say is true, and he does not, in fact, have aids, the only way he can save face now and avoid looking like an ass is by going out and infecting himself on the sly. Frankly, that's carrying the joke to far - even by my standards.

Well, I'll concede that certainly sounds like a lot more work than just typing out a crappy NS paragraph.
Indeed. Minimalist subterfuge of a very devious sort.
But if what you say is true, and he does not, in fact, have aids, the only way he can save face now and avoid looking like an ass is by going out and infecting himself on the sly. Frankly, that's carrying the joke to far - even by my standards.
To fully create the perfect masterpiece, one must sometimes sacrifice their life. The problem is, for the joke to be perfect, he has to manage to have AIDS and not have AIDS at the same time.

To fully create the perfect masterpiece, one must sometimes sacrifice their life. The problem is, for the joke to be perfect, he has to manage to have AIDS and not have AIDS at the same time.

He should try and contract the fake AIDS, like that guy in britain. Or Magic Johnson.

To fully create the perfect masterpiece, one must sometimes sacrifice their life. The problem is, for the joke to be perfect, he has to manage to have AIDS and not have AIDS at the same time.

Finally a pratical application for schrodinger theory.

Finally a pratical application for schrodinger theory.
So we lock him in a box with a vial of AIDS infected blood and a syringe, right? Then we'd have two conspiracies that are simultaneously fooling each other over whether he is joking or joking about joking.
I think that such a plan could destroy the Universe, or at least flush Earth out of it.

So we lock him in a box with a vial of AIDS infected blood and a syringe, right? Then we'd have two conspiracies that are simultaneously fooling each other over whether he is joking or joking about joking.
I think that such a plan could destroy the Universe, or at least flush Earth out of it.

Maybe that's for the better, considering what we're disscussing.

On the other hand ... no more beer :(

Fullblown AIDS?

/me stabs the author with an aids needle...

Not a joke anymore... :P

Just kidding! April fools!

damn..i am a prick most times,but iwas gonna give you my support...


good burn..lol

After reading this thread, I know have a headache.

Thankyou, everyone.

Isn't it nice that you find a deadly disease affecting tens of millions of people around the world, and whom many of us know and have lost to it, a laughing matter. :rolleyes:

Is it good AIDS or bad AIDS?

Is it good AIDS or bad AIDS?



"I want to give every child in this world aids!!"




hah classic.


Actually, didn't that episode declare that AIDS had been around long enough to be funny?

Yeah. Funny. Really. :rolleyes:

Yeah. Funny. Really. :rolleyes:

Nonono, what would be funny would be if he wasn't joking and everyone thought he was, and all the posts on this thread happened anyway and there he would be, AIDS ridden, with everyone laughing gently at his suffering.

"I want to give every child in this world aids!!"




hah classic.


Actually, didn't that episode declare that AIDS had been around long enough to be funny?
Subway Jarred has the AIDS.