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I just found out I have AIDS.

Greater Valia
01-04-2006, 07:34
Just kidding! April fools!
Lacadaemon
01-04-2006, 07:35
You know, the april fools pops up when you move the cursor over the thread title.

You could at least have put some effort into it, and hidden it in a paragraph of text.
Pythogria
01-04-2006, 07:36
GAH! CURSE YOU AND YOUR APRIL FOOLS! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S EARLY!

Seriously, here it's not quite April Fools yet. 25 minutes away!
M3rcenaries
01-04-2006, 07:36
*smacks*
A. blatantly obvious thread title
B. Don't reveal in the OP
Ebfan2
01-04-2006, 07:36
You <Butt> It is 1:35AM thanks for waking me up to April Fool's Day <_<
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
01-04-2006, 07:37
You know, the april fools pops up when you move the cursor over the thread title.

You could at least have put some effort into it, and hidden it in a paragraph of text.
The Joke is that you think it is a joke, when it really isn't a joke. He really does have AIDS, and later today he's going to reveal that he was joing about joking, and then aren't you gonna feel like an ass?
Asbena
01-04-2006, 07:37
Lol....XD
Greater Valia
01-04-2006, 07:38
The Joke is that you think it is a joke, when it really isn't a joke. He really does have AIDS, and later today he's going to reveal that he was joing about joking, and then aren't you gonna feel like an ass?

I think you just convinced me that I really DO have AIDS! What a mindfuck...
Colodia
01-04-2006, 07:39
Jokes on you guys! It's March 31 and only 10:38 pm! Don't you all feel stupid!!!!

>_>

*is pulled to the side as someone whispers into my ear*

*returns*

...

*cries*
MustaphaMond516
01-04-2006, 07:39
Im deeply sorry to hear that
Lacadaemon
01-04-2006, 07:40
The Joke is that you think it is a joke, when it really isn't a joke. He really does have AIDS, and later today he's going to reveal that he was joing about joking, and then aren't you gonna feel like an ass?

It's still no excuse for laziness.
Pythogria
01-04-2006, 07:40
Im deeply sorry to hear that

Um... this thread was a joke. April Fool's day where he lives.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
01-04-2006, 07:43
It's still no excuse for laziness.
That wasn't laziness at all, don't you see? It was, in fact, the most cunning April Fool's Joke ever. Now he has convinced you that he doesn't have AIDS, convinced himself and Mustapha that he does, and convinced me to be his accomplice. At this point, it doesn't matter what is true, because whatever the situation, someone is going to have been made into an ass.
Digsy
01-04-2006, 07:45
Um... this thread was a joke. April Fool's day where he lives.

lol, sucked in that was just another April fools! :p

EDIT: or did your know that and your reply was yet another string in the intricate web of lies. :eek:
Pythogria
01-04-2006, 07:48
lol, sucked in that was just another April fools! :p

EDIT: or did your know that and your reply was yet another string in the intricate web of lies. :eek:

Yes... I am an Agent! It is ALL LIES!

Lol.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
01-04-2006, 07:50
Yes... I am an Agent! It is ALL LIES!
We're all either agents or dupes, and at this point I think I've sufficiently set the situation so that no one will ever know for certain.
Now, let the Chaos set in . . .
*waits*
Lacadaemon
01-04-2006, 07:51
That wasn't laziness at all, don't you see? It was, in fact, the most cunning April Fool's Joke ever. Now he has convinced you that he doesn't have AIDS, convinced himself and Mustapha that he does, and convinced me to be his accomplice. At this point, it doesn't matter what is true, because whatever the situation, someone is going to have been made into an ass.

Well, I'll concede that certainly sounds like a lot more work than just typing out a crappy NS paragraph.

But if what you say is true, and he does not, in fact, have aids, the only way he can save face now and avoid looking like an ass is by going out and infecting himself on the sly. Frankly, that's carrying the joke to far - even by my standards.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
01-04-2006, 07:56
Well, I'll concede that certainly sounds like a lot more work than just typing out a crappy NS paragraph.
Indeed. Minimalist subterfuge of a very devious sort.
But if what you say is true, and he does not, in fact, have aids, the only way he can save face now and avoid looking like an ass is by going out and infecting himself on the sly. Frankly, that's carrying the joke to far - even by my standards.
To fully create the perfect masterpiece, one must sometimes sacrifice their life. The problem is, for the joke to be perfect, he has to manage to have AIDS and not have AIDS at the same time.
Lacadaemon
01-04-2006, 07:58
To fully create the perfect masterpiece, one must sometimes sacrifice their life. The problem is, for the joke to be perfect, he has to manage to have AIDS and not have AIDS at the same time.

He should try and contract the fake AIDS, like that guy in britain. Or Magic Johnson.
Digsy
01-04-2006, 07:58
To fully create the perfect masterpiece, one must sometimes sacrifice their life. The problem is, for the joke to be perfect, he has to manage to have AIDS and not have AIDS at the same time.

Finally a pratical application for schrodinger theory.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
01-04-2006, 08:06
Finally a pratical application for schrodinger theory.
So we lock him in a box with a vial of AIDS infected blood and a syringe, right? Then we'd have two conspiracies that are simultaneously fooling each other over whether he is joking or joking about joking.
I think that such a plan could destroy the Universe, or at least flush Earth out of it.
Digsy
01-04-2006, 08:10
So we lock him in a box with a vial of AIDS infected blood and a syringe, right? Then we'd have two conspiracies that are simultaneously fooling each other over whether he is joking or joking about joking.
I think that such a plan could destroy the Universe, or at least flush Earth out of it.

Maybe that's for the better, considering what we're disscussing.

On the other hand ... no more beer :(
Harlesburg
01-04-2006, 08:21
Fullblown AIDS?
Assington
01-04-2006, 08:21
/me stabs the author with an aids needle...

Not a joke anymore... :P
Secret aj man
01-04-2006, 08:25
Just kidding! April fools!

damn..i am a prick most times,but iwas gonna give you my support...


good burn..lol
Funky Beat
01-04-2006, 11:36
After reading this thread, I know have a headache.

Thankyou, everyone.
Fass
01-04-2006, 11:39
Isn't it nice that you find a deadly disease affecting tens of millions of people around the world, and whom many of us know and have lost to it, a laughing matter. :rolleyes:
I V Stalin
01-04-2006, 11:58
Is it good AIDS or bad AIDS?
Monkeypimp
01-04-2006, 12:20
Is it good AIDS or bad AIDS?



"I want to give every child in this world aids!!"




hah classic.


Actually, didn't that episode declare that AIDS had been around long enough to be funny?
Katganistan
01-04-2006, 12:36
Yeah. Funny. Really. :rolleyes:
Mooseica
01-04-2006, 12:40
Yeah. Funny. Really. :rolleyes:

Nonono, what would be funny would be if he wasn't joking and everyone thought he was, and all the posts on this thread happened anyway and there he would be, AIDS ridden, with everyone laughing gently at his suffering.
Harlesburg
01-04-2006, 12:49
"I want to give every child in this world aids!!"




hah classic.


Actually, didn't that episode declare that AIDS had been around long enough to be funny?
Subway Jarred has the AIDS.