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Well, not many people like asking themselves this, but how do YOU want to die? I'd choose death by fire. It's considered a cleansing of the body and the soul. Sides, I can light a few other people on fire as I run around... Then they can light other people on fire, then they can light even MORE people on fire, etc. , etc. , etc.!

i want eather die in my sleep or die for something that i believe in.

in a blaze of confusion.

Well, not many people like asking themselves this, but how do YOU want to die? I'd choose death by fire. It's considered a cleansing of the body and the soul. Sides, I can light a few other people on fire as I run around... Then they can light other people on fire, then they can light even MORE people on fire, etc. , etc. , etc.!
Fire is one of *THE MOST* painful ways you can possibly go. I know a few people with severe burns who always have that to compare it to, and childbirth is *completely* negligible in that respect, according to them.
I imagine it'll be a stalker that does it. Either that, or an accident involving a combine or a large industrial fan, ya know, something goofy to watch like Log Drop on MXC.

In a barrage of bananas! http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/GSR40ADDICT/STUFF/BANANA.gifhttp://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/GSR40ADDICT/STUFF/BANANA.gifhttp://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/GSR40ADDICT/STUFF/BANANA.gifhttp://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/GSR40ADDICT/STUFF/BANANA.gifhttp://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/GSR40ADDICT/STUFF/BANANA.gifhttp://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/GSR40ADDICT/STUFF/BANANA.gifhttp://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/GSR40ADDICT/STUFF/BANANA.gifhttp://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/GSR40ADDICT/STUFF/BANANA.gifhttp://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/GSR40ADDICT/STUFF/BANANA.gifhttp://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/GSR40ADDICT/STUFF/BANANA.gif

I don't plan on ever dying. I am counting on technology to save me. :)

goddamn bananas...

I want to die by my parachute not opening when I'm skydiving...

...Or getting caught in the gears of a combine. Now that's a man's death.

goddamn bananas...
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(Sorry, I couldn't resist!)

I want to die by my parachute not opening when I'm skydiving...

...Or getting caught in the gears of a combine. Now that's a man's death.
You can take the Hick out of the country but you can't take the Country out of the Hick.
Just like Jon Bon i want to die in a blaze of glory.

However I die, it had better goddamn well leave a crater. I want my last thought to be the realization that, 200 years on, people will still be able to recognize the sight of my death and remember that some one died there.

I want to die by my parachute not opening when I'm skydiving...

...Or getting caught in the gears of a combine. Now that's a man's death.
Hey now ...
Either that, or an accident involving a combine or a large industrial fan

*munches masu carzu

(Sorry, I couldn't resist!)
You border-befouling bastard! Think of the children!
Or, the pad-locks *poke*

Hey now ...

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You can take the Hick out of the country but you can't take the Country out of the Hick.
Just like Jon Bon i want to die in a blaze of glory.
You bring a knife out to a gunfight and you're shouting that I'm dead....my old friends Smith and Wesson think you're in over your head....
Good ol' Jon Bon. Damn, Harlesburg, that'll be in my head all night :rolleyes:

I wanna die in my sleep, I think. After the crap I've gone through with this most recent bout of infection (that I found out today manifested as mono there at the end, so woowee, another two weeks...we're going for two months straight here), I've decided that neither suffocation nor drowning would be all that cool. I know 'cause not only did I totally almost drown in the bathtub (and please don't ask how, 'cause I won't answer), but also my tonsils were closing my throat off to the point that I literally was unable to swallow a Tylenol. Every pill I had to take was crushed into powder form and mixed with my juice. Icky. Now I know how defiled and used dogs feel when you slip them their heart medication in a block of cheese. :mad:

Freak power surge while posting in the General Forum of Nation States. http://67.18.37.14/32/176/emo/costumed-smiley-034.gif

You border-befouling bastard! Think of the children!
Or, the pad-locks *poke*

Stupid damn pad-locks closing my thread and thinking they are so cool!:(

Freak power surge while posting in the General Forum of Nation States. http://67.18.37.14/32/176/emo/costumed-smiley-034.gif

With a webcam snapping a photo of your death, and somehow miraculously posting the pic in a new thread?

I don't want to die... well not yet anyway. When I do I hope it's either in my sleep or from another non-painful experience. As long as I can lead a productive, independent life I don't want to die no matter how old I am. If I was 398 years old and still able to do stuff and move and be independent I would still want to live. LOL

I don't want to die... well not yet anyway. When I do I hope it's either in my sleep or from another non-painful experience. As long as I can lead a productive, independent life I don't want to die no matter how old I am. If I was 398 years old and still able to do stuff and move and be independent I would still want to live. LOL

398? Dude, your cheeks would sag down to your ass. Never mind where your ass itself would sag...

Simonist']You bring a knife out to a gunfight and you're shouting that I'm dead....my old friends Smith and Wesson think you're in over your head....
Good ol' Jon Bon. Damn, Harlesburg, that'll be in my head all night :rolleyes:

I wanna die in my sleep, I think. After the crap I've gone through with this most recent bout of infection (that I found out today manifested as mono there at the end, so woowee, another two weeks...we're going for two months straight here), I've decided that neither suffocation nor drowning would be all that cool. I know 'cause not only did I totally almost drown in the bathtub (and please don't ask how, 'cause I won't answer), but also my tonsils were closing my throat off to the point that I literally was unable to swallow a Tylenol. Every pill I had to take was crushed into powder form and mixed with my juice. Icky. Now I know how defiled and used dogs feel when you slip them their heart medication in a block of cheese. :mad:
How about trying to concentrate with this in your head...
BLOODHOUND GANG LYRICS

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo


Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

398? Dude, your cheeks would sag down to your ass. Never mind where your ass itself would sag...ROFL!!!! The mental image on that one! Ahhh!

Gotta be Seppuku. No doubt about it.

Gotta be Seppuku. No doubt about it.
Ritual disemboweling?:p