NationStates Jolt Archive


yay for underground castrations!

Secluded Islands
01-04-2006, 04:55
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12102319/

CHARLOTTE, N.C. - Three men accused of running a sadomasochistic "dungeon" in rural Haywood County were in custody Friday, charged with performing illegal castrations.

Investigators from the office of Sheriff Tom Alexander said the men admitted performing at least eight surgeries on six consenting clients over the past year, including castrations and testicle replacements.

None of the men — identified as Richard Sciara, 61, Danny Reeves, 49, and Michael Mendez, 60 — is licensed to practice medicine, officials said.

castration anyone? :p
Very Evil Psychosis
01-04-2006, 04:56
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12102319/



castration anyone? :p

Well, I won't go bald...
Boonytopia
01-04-2006, 05:46
:eek:
Neo Kervoskia
01-04-2006, 05:48
i get at least one a week.
Secluded Islands
01-04-2006, 06:13
i get at least one a week.

your balls must hurt a lot...
M3rcenaries
01-04-2006, 06:46
This is almost as bad as those underground dentists that were on the news!
Lunatic Goofballs
01-04-2006, 13:16
WOW! I mean, I respect people's right to be sexual deviants. I certainly have no right to criticize. :p

But I can't imagine it. I'd really miss my nads. :p
Fass
01-04-2006, 13:16
*fap, fap, fap*
Mythotic Kelkia
01-04-2006, 13:17
haha those crazy mole people.
Daistallia 2104
01-04-2006, 13:29
The suspects were arrested Thursday without incident. Each man faces 18 charges — five counts of felonious castration without malice, five counts of felonious conspiracy to commit castration without malice and eight counts of misdemeanor performing medical acts without a license.

The fact that there're actually such crimes on the books as "felonious castration without malice" and "felonious conspiracy to commit castration without malice" (and this assumes the article isn't a 4/1 prank) is more worrysome than the arrests.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-04-2006, 13:34
I agree. All castrations should be performed WITH malice! :)
Demented Hamsters
01-04-2006, 13:42
WOW! I mean, I respect people's right to be sexual deviants. I certainly have no right to criticize. :p

But I can't imagine it. I'd really miss my nads. :p
From what you said about your life, your nad-kicking mates would miss them too.

They never had much trouble missing them before, which makes me wonder as to the size of a clown's pods.
Daistallia 2104
01-04-2006, 13:51
I agree. All castrations should be performed WITH malice! :)

All this with or without malice presumes that one man can castrate another without malice. That'd have to be up there with "first degree homocide, without malice" as a contradiction.
Fass
01-04-2006, 13:54
All this with or without malice presumes that one man can castrate another without malice.

How is there malice if the "victim" asks you to?

That'd have to be up there with "first degree homocide, without malice" as a contradiction.

I prefer heterocide, myself.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-04-2006, 13:57
From what you said about your life, your nad-kicking mates would miss them too.

They never had much trouble missing them before, which makes me wonder as to the size of a clown's pods.

Unusually large. I've been told that one of the reasons I get struck there so often is because it's such an easy target. :p

And no, I'm not bragging. My penis is of unimpressively average size. I'm all balls. :)
Jello Biafra
01-04-2006, 13:58
And no, I'm not bragging. My penis is of unimpressively average size. I'm all balls. :)It's about time you admitted the true nature of your NS name. :)
Fass
01-04-2006, 13:59
And no, I'm not bragging. My penis is of unimpressively average size. I'm all balls. :)

Fittingly, I'm all gaping mouth. Teabags, anyone?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-04-2006, 14:02
Fittingly, I'm all gaping mouth. Teabags, anyone?

It's just not the same when they're awake and expecting it. Sorry, Fass. :p
Fass
01-04-2006, 14:09
It's just not the same when they're awake and expecting it. Sorry, Fass. :p

I've benzodiazepines, you know.
Boonytopia
01-04-2006, 14:17
I've benzodiazepines, you know.

That must be an offer too good to pass up. :p