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Those crazy Chrsitians.

PsychoticDan
31-03-2006, 23:52
What will they think of next? http://necroticobsession.com/bb/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif


LIBERTY, Missouri (AP) -- A youth minister was charged with assault for allegedly knocking a 16-year-old boy down and kicking him in the groin after taking a head shot from the teen in a dodgeball game.

David M. Boudreaux, 27, was charged Wednesday with one count of third-degree assault. According to court documents, the incident happened in February at Crescent Lake Christian Academy.

Authorities said the teen missed Boudreaux with one throw but then knocked the youth minister's glasses off with the next.

The boy apologized, authorities said, but Boudreaux pushed him backward, and when the teen got up again Boudreaux kicked him in the groin and left.

The teen suffered whiplash and post-concussion syndrome and had blood in his urine after being kicked, according to court records.

Boudreaux later apologized, prosecutors said.

Jeanne D. Hewitt, administrator of Crescent Lake Christian Academy, said Boudreaux had been placed on administrative leave.This would be the funniest thing to see! http://necroticobsession.com/bb/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif
Secluded Islands
31-03-2006, 23:55
i feel for anyone that has thier groin kicked. just not cool at all...
[NS]Simonist
31-03-2006, 23:58
Ah, more reason to dislike and fear the Missouri side of the line.....:p

But who, pray tell, are the "Chrsitians"?
Drunk commies deleted
01-04-2006, 00:03
Well, like it says in Mark 6:33
And whosoever shall striketh you upon the noggin with a ball of dodge, ye shall knock down and kicketh in the nutsack that his seed may no longer take root.
Smunkeeville
01-04-2006, 00:03
Simonist']Ah, more reason to dislike and fear the Missouri side of the line.....:p
yeah.

I have a lot of family who are on the Missouri side of KC and I fear them. LOL



btw, I do remember scandal about a year ago saying that dodgeball breeds violence, guess this proves it.........or does it prove that men are assholes?


probably both to a certain extent.
Secluded Islands
01-04-2006, 00:04
Well, like it says in Mark 6:33

haha :p
[NS]Simonist
01-04-2006, 00:04
btw, I do remember scandal about a year ago saying that dodgeball breeds violence, guess this proves it.........or does it prove that men are assholes?
Does the latter really require further proof? I think I've gotten more than enough for my own good.
Sumamba Buwhan
01-04-2006, 00:05
it's funny how Christians always go around kicking people in the nutz. :D
Smunkeeville
01-04-2006, 00:05
Simonist']Does the latter really require further proof? I think I've gotten more than enough for my own good.
me too, today especially.
[NS]Simonist
01-04-2006, 00:09
me too, today especially.
Erm, kick 'em in the nuts? No, that would be altogether FAR too Christian of you :p How about you sic yer mum on 'em? (teehee)
Galliam Returned
01-04-2006, 00:13
Ah yes, us Christians are crazy bastards!
Valori
01-04-2006, 00:17
I feel the need to cross my legs and protect my penis from some crazy youth minister....
Smunkeeville
01-04-2006, 00:17
Simonist']Erm, kick 'em in the nuts? No, that would be altogether FAR too Christian of you :p How about you sic yer mum on 'em? (teehee)
I got one arrested, and the others will just have to live in fear.
The Magyar Peoples
01-04-2006, 00:22
i feel for anyone that has thier groin kicked. just not cool at all...

I second that my son. It is not a pleasant experience.
Boonytopia
01-04-2006, 00:27
It sounds like the youth minister was just a stupid wanker, don't think it really has anything to do with Chrisitianity.
Yossarian Lives
01-04-2006, 00:36
Is it just me or do the purported injuries seem a bit OTT, just for being pushed over and kicked once? I mean maybe the guy that did was built like brick shit-house, but 'whiplash and post-concussion syndrome' as well as 'blood in his urine after being kicked' seems a lot. I mean don't get me wrong despicable act and all that and the kid deserves his day in court, but it seems to me like the ambulance chasers are after their pound of flesh and have found a tame physician to make the case match their desires for remuneration.