NationStates Jolt Archive


when the varnish ceases to attract

Neo Kervoskia
31-03-2006, 23:42
a simple test to see what <is> and <isn't> moral can only be administered by the almighty one. no, i'm not talking about god, allah, ahura mazda, zeus, or any deity. sniff some varnish and you'll see how to judge others. absorb the fumes and they will tell you things. god charges by the hour varning costs not more than three dollars for a sizeable amount. varnish = good moral judgement. but if you don't do it that way, then how do you decide what <is> and <isn't> moral.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
31-03-2006, 23:43
I'll go out on a limb here and say you've been sniffing it just a tad too much.
Harlesburg
31-03-2006, 23:44
Varning is over rated.
Begoned
31-03-2006, 23:44
I'll go out on a limb here and say you've been sniffing it just a tad too much.

If anything, he needs more. It's doing wonders for his spelling and grammar.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
31-03-2006, 23:45
If anything, he needs more. It's doing wonders for his spelling and grammar.
Yeah, but it killed the shift key.
Begoned
31-03-2006, 23:49
Yeah, but it killed the shift key.

The shift key?! Why would you need a shift key? In fact, why do we need capital letters at all? The end of a sentence is clearly denoted by a ".," so capital letters serve no real purpose in our society. All they do is confuse young children. I bet capitals were invented by a keyboard mogul who needed a key to put where the shift key was, but could think of nothing, so invented capital letters.
Utracia
31-03-2006, 23:49
Yeah, but it killed the shift key.

who needs to capitalize? :D
Neo Kervoskia
31-03-2006, 23:51
who needs to capitalize? :D
capitalist pig dogs.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
31-03-2006, 23:55
I bet capitals were invented by a keyboard mogul who needed a key to put where the shift key was, but could think of nothing, so invented capital letters.
That theory doesn't hold water. He would totally have put a "Press to send me your $$$" key in the empty space.
Boonytopia
01-04-2006, 00:45
I'll go out on a limb here and say you've been sniffing it just a tad too much.

I agree.
Ladamesansmerci
01-04-2006, 00:48
That theory doesn't hold water. He would totally have put a "Press to send me your $$$" key in the empty space.
but then people are going to be disappointed when it doesn't get them $$$, and throw things at him.
MustaphaMond516
01-04-2006, 03:22
a simple test to see what <is> and <isn't> moral can only be administered by the almighty one. no, i'm not talking about god, allah, ahura mazda, zeus, or any deity. sniff some varnish and you'll see how to judge others. absorb the fumes and they will tell you things. god charges by the hour varning costs not more than three dollars for a sizeable amount. varnish = good moral judgement. but if you don't do it that way, then how do you decide what <is> and <isn't> moral.
why do people always have to get out of their minds to see the truth?
Zatarack
01-04-2006, 03:24
Nah, varnish tastes bad.
New Granada
01-04-2006, 03:36
filthly paint huffer
MustaphaMond516
01-04-2006, 03:43
I like the smell of gasoline:D
Mentholyptus
01-04-2006, 03:44
I don't understand it...inhalants usually produce lightheadedness, lack of coordination, desensitize nerves, etc. This rant seems to me more like something you would hear from someone using a hallucinogen, especially one of the stronger ones.
MustaphaMond516
01-04-2006, 03:48
I don't understand it...inhalants usually produce lightheadedness, lack of coordination, desensitize nerves, etc. This rant seems to me more like something you would hear from someone using a hallucinogen, especially one of the stronger ones.
I live for those non feelings