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Last Will And Testament of...

IL Ruffino
31-03-2006, 21:36
Last Will And Testament of IL Ruffino

I, IL Ruffino, a resident and citizen of NationStates,
Jolt.co.uk, being of sound mind and disposing memory, do hereby
make, publish and declare this instrument to be my last will and
testament, hereby revoking any and all wills and codicils by me
at any time heretofore made.

I split my estate up as follows:

To: Eut
My collection of hot sauces, my TIME mags, and my newspapers.

To: Smunkee
My collection of shot glasses and alcohol related items, my cupons for Subway, and my dog.

To: The UN abassadorship
My Republican Election Convention items.

To: Desperate Measures
My collection of porn.

To: PM
To you, I leave my digital camera, and all photos I have taken and/or created.

To: L. Goofballs
I leave to you my toe nail clippings.

To: Who ever the hell wants it..
I leave you my LEGOs, my Jello, my socks, my cellphone, my computer, my nation, and my B&J cartons.

What does your NS will look like?

NS Will meaning if your nation goes byebye or you get deleted.. :eek:

Not like.. IRL death..
IL Ruffino
31-03-2006, 22:09
Bump.

Come on people...

:(
Drunk commies deleted
31-03-2006, 22:13
If you're going to commit suicide by mod may I suggest Goatse and Tubgirl spamming?
Vetalia
31-03-2006, 22:14
If you're going to commit suicide by mod may I suggest Goatse and Tubgirl spamming?

Real men use Lastmeasure.
Drunk commies deleted
31-03-2006, 22:17
Real men use Lastmeasure.
Lastmeasure's site loads viruses.
Vetalia
31-03-2006, 22:19
Lastmeasure's site loads viruses.

Double the fun.
Secluded Islands
31-03-2006, 22:22
If you're going to commit suicide by mod may I suggest Goatse and Tubgirl spamming?

no. no. no. no. no. just, no...
Pure Metal
31-03-2006, 22:24
To: PM
To you, I leave my digital camera, and all photos I have taken and/or created.

oooh thank you! :D :fluffle:

i guess i leave you my secret stoner icecream recipes ;)
and to the rest of you i leave all my porn. divide it up fairly now... take turns :D
IL Ruffino
31-03-2006, 22:30
oooh thank you! :D :fluffle:

i guess i leave you my secret stoner icecream recipes ;)

Its a good camera, break it and I come back to life and attack you.

:D Stoner Icecream!
The South Islands
31-03-2006, 22:32
I want something...:(
Secluded Islands
31-03-2006, 22:32
I want something...:(

you can have my empty beer bottles...
Eutrusca
31-03-2006, 22:35
What does your NS will look like?
Don't have one. This hits just a tad too close for comfort these days, what with my earlier cancer scare and the fact that I'm having a lawyer draw up a "real" will for me, among other things. Sorry.
The South Islands
31-03-2006, 22:38
you can have my empty beer bottles...

Shut up, SI.
IL Ruffino
31-03-2006, 22:55
Don't have one. This hits just a tad too close for comfort these days, what with my earlier cancer scare and the fact that I'm having a lawyer draw up a "real" will for me, among other things. Sorry.
:(

Hows the whole cancer thing going? I hope its going good. Going, gone.
IL Ruffino
31-03-2006, 22:57
I want something...:(
You can have my pillow.