Announcement: I have officially converted to socialism
Socialist Whittier
31-03-2006, 14:53
Yes, I have converted to socialism.
Down with the oppressors.
Down with capitalism
Down with the Republicans
Down with the evil empire that is called California
Down with the rich
Down with the corporations and all who work for them
Down with America
Down with Europe the evil puppet of Bush, see how they oppress their own masses
Down with Australia the evil puppet of Bush, see how how they have oppressed the masses of the natives in their nation
Down with Japan the evil puppet of Bush
Down with all capitalist nations
Capitalism leads to impoverishment and very racist government treatment towards the people
Down with the Iraq war.
Down with Guantanomo.
Down with Bush. Bush is a war criminal who should be tried for crimes against humanity.
Down with Christianity and Islam, the opiates of the people that keep the masses drugged so they do not see how they are screwed over by the corrupt rich people.
Who are the capitalists to say that Bin Laden is evil?
What gives Bush the right to say that good, wholesome international heroes like Bin Laden and Zarqawi should not be allowed be allowed to impose wholesome fundamentalist dictatorships in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Yes, I now acknowledge that republicanism and capitalism is wrong. Socialism is the way to go. I am officially converting to socialism. I now support the establishment of a socialist one world government. And we must rise up and achieve it through all means necessary. We shall rise up and impose a socialist society through out the world in which all people are treated equally and the rich and well to do are forced to give up everything they own.
NOT. :p
I will never change my convictions.
AB Again
31-03-2006, 15:04
Well as it is a religion I suppose to convert is the right verb.
Keruvalia
31-03-2006, 15:07
I will never change my convictions.
Yes ... wouldn't ever want to be called a flip-flopper. Stick to those guns no matter what the cost. Cut off your own nose to spite your own face! It's the Republican way. ;)
Um. OK.
Well as it is a religion I suppose to convert is the right verb.
?
Whereyouthinkyougoing
31-03-2006, 15:22
Whatever.
Valdania
31-03-2006, 15:29
Yes, I have converted to socialism.
Down with the oppressors......snip
........What gives Bush the right to say that good, wholesome international heroes like Bin Laden and Zarqawi should not be allowed be allowed to impose wholesome fundamentalist dictatorships in Afghanistan and Iraq.
hmmm
Lacadaemon
31-03-2006, 15:37
Yes ... wouldn't ever want to be called a flip-flopper. Stick to those guns no matter what the cost. Cut off your own nose to spite your own face! It's the Republican way. ;)
Go with the flow. That's what I say.
If I'd lived in star wars I would have been one of those guys in the background in the white armour. That is until the emperor was killed. Then just watch me cheer.
@whittier: Everyone should try and be socialist for a few months. It's fun, you get to disparage everything and argue with communists. I wouldn't stick with it of course.
Zaszcyt trade co
31-03-2006, 15:42
but, europe already is very socialist, :confused:
activists suck and only make things worse:upyours:
Gymoor II The Return
31-03-2006, 16:20
Meh, much like anything, it's all about balance. Capital forces need to be balanced by social forces and vice versa.
Just because something is capitalist doesn't mean it's good ro bad and just because something is socialist doesn't mean it's good or bad either. It's a balance between the need for competition and reward versus fair play and negating an imbalance of power.
But I guess these ideas are too silly for the capitalist pig dogs and the socialist pinko commies. :D
Gymoor II The Return
31-03-2006, 16:22
activists suck and only make things worse:upyours:
Tell that to civil rights protestors from the 60's.
activists = good. Irrational dogmatic activists = bad.
But hey, if it's all too complex for you, get a helmet.
I'd say "STFU noob!" but that's just not my style.
So instead, welcome to the forum. I hope you brought your thinking cap (as opposed to the aforementioned helmet.)
Bodies Without Organs
31-03-2006, 16:26
Down with the oppressors.
NOT. :p
I will never change my convictions.
So, you support the oppressors, then?
Katurkalurkmurkastan
31-03-2006, 16:31
socialists can be oppressive...
Thriceaddict
31-03-2006, 16:33
socialists can be oppressive...
So can capitalists . Look at the republican party for instance.
Bodies Without Organs
31-03-2006, 16:41
socialists can be oppressive...
Yes, and? You point being?
Anarchic Conceptions
31-03-2006, 16:46
Yes, and? You point being?
I think he wants a Blue Peter badge
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/fc/180px-Blueship.JPG (http://www.ebay.co.uk)
Lacadaemon
31-03-2006, 16:50
I think he wants a Blue Peter badge
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/fc/180px-Blueship.JPG (http://www.ebay.co.uk)
It's not so cool since the suspended the 'badge' privileges because of 'badge' fraud.
Bodies Without Organs
31-03-2006, 16:51
It's not so cool since the suspended the 'badge' privileges because of 'badge' fraud.
Bastards. Its obviously time to vandalise their garden again. Who's with me?
Lacadaemon
31-03-2006, 17:01
Bastards. Its obviously time to vandalise their garden again. Who's with me?
Just as soon as I have finished impregnating Janet Ellis, I'll get right on it.
Grave_n_idle
31-03-2006, 17:03
Yes, I have converted to socialism.
Down with the oppressors.
Down with capitalism
Down with the Republicans
Down with the evil empire that is called California
Down with the rich
Down with the corporations and all who work for them
Down with America
Down with Europe the evil puppet of Bush, see how they oppress their own masses
Down with Australia the evil puppet of Bush, see how how they have oppressed the masses of the natives in their nation
Down with Japan the evil puppet of Bush
Down with all capitalist nations
Capitalism leads to impoverishment and very racist government treatment towards the people
Down with the Iraq war.
Down with Guantanomo.
Down with Bush. Bush is a war criminal who should be tried for crimes against humanity.
Down with Christianity and Islam, the opiates of the people that keep the masses drugged so they do not see how they are screwed over by the corrupt rich people.
Who are the capitalists to say that Bin Laden is evil?
What gives Bush the right to say that good, wholesome international heroes like Bin Laden and Zarqawi should not be allowed be allowed to impose wholesome fundamentalist dictatorships in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Yes, I now acknowledge that republicanism and capitalism is wrong. Socialism is the way to go. I am officially converting to socialism. I now support the establishment of a socialist one world government. And we must rise up and achieve it through all means necessary. We shall rise up and impose a socialist society through out the world in which all people are treated equally and the rich and well to do are forced to give up everything they own.
NOT. :p
I will never change my convictions.
Is this trolling... or just spam?
Gymoor II The Return
31-03-2006, 17:08
Is this trolling... or just spam?
It's both.
spalling?
trollamming?
Grave_n_idle
31-03-2006, 17:09
It's both.
spalling?
trollamming?
We have a new recipe for Trollspam?
NOT. :p
I will never change my convictions.
Of course: it is hard to increase an IQ.
Katurkalurkmurkastan
31-03-2006, 18:07
Yes, and? You point being?
just that it doesn't make sense to say "Down with the Oppressors" and go all socialist-like. Damn socialists... forcing people to care...
I wouldn't mind the badge.
The Infinite Dunes
31-03-2006, 18:24
Gosh, did you figure that out all for yourself? Because it really shows. Maybe you might want to ask mommy for a new set blinkers as a reward. You could maybe even get ones with elephants on them, because you're a big boy now who can make stuff up for yourself now.
Kradlumania
31-03-2006, 18:31
I think you're confusing Socialism with Trollism. But then you couldn't convert to being a troll since you have always been one.
Bodies Without Organs
31-03-2006, 21:38
I wouldn't mind the badge.
You don't need no stinking badges.
Gauthier
31-03-2006, 21:53
It's like a sordid Hollywood drama innit? An old, all but completely forgotten has-been trying to reclaim his spotlight from the brand new rising star of the NS General Trolling League, UN abassadorship.
:D
Socialist Whittier
31-03-2006, 22:00
hmmm.
The post was meant as a joke. Why are people taking it seriously? :confused:
is it possible to have non serious discussion?
Of course: it is hard to increase an IQ.
I'm pretty sure socialism requires a reduction rather than an increase in IQ to espouse.:p
Gauthier
31-03-2006, 22:08
hmmm.
The post was meant as a joke. Why are people taking it seriously? :confused:
is it possible to have non serious discussion?
A joke is supposed to be funny. That was just another Bushevik wankfest. Keep it up though, you might catch up with UN abassadorship yet!
Socialist Whittier
31-03-2006, 22:14
A joke is supposed to be funny. That was just another Bushevik wankfest. Keep it up though, you might catch up with UN abassadorship yet!
Excuse me, but I was just making fun of the views and tantrums of all the Bush haters. They did say after all, that Iraq would be better if we let Zarqawi establish a muslim fascist government.
Eutrusca
31-03-2006, 22:40
"Announcement: I have officially converted to socialism"
Announcement: Whittier has officially lost his frakking mind! :p
Sdaeriji
31-03-2006, 22:41
So, trolling? You'd think you'd get it not to break the rules by now. What is this, your fifth incarnation?
Sdaeriji
31-03-2006, 22:43
And because this is the first thing that this thread reminded me of:
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.
It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this
Silly shit, stupid shit...
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Learn to swim.
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.
Learn to swim.
Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.
Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.
A joke is supposed to be funny.
Yeah, like... Two men walk into a bar, while the third man ducks. He passes two Irishmen walking out of a bar. So this guy decide to go in there for a while. He sits down next to a priest, a rabbi and an imam, and says to the bartender, "Can I use your phone?" Suddenly, a naked blonde walks in with a duck under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other, together with a horse. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?" The naked lady says...
Dang, I messed it up, didn't I...:(
Seathorn
01-04-2006, 00:10
Excuse me, but I was just making fun of the views and tantrums of all the Bush haters. They did say after all, that Iraq would be better if we let Zarqawi establish a muslim fascist government.
Really? When?
Gauthier
01-04-2006, 01:26
Excuse me, but I was just making fun of the views and tantrums of all the Bush haters. They did say after all, that Iraq would be better if we let Zarqawi establish a muslim fascist government.
Oh boy oh boy oh boy... and I thought Corny was a Palooka (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/palooka.htm).
Cite where a critic of Shrub explicitly stated that Iraq would be better off if we let Al'Zarqawi establish a "muslim fascist government."
Oh, and the people of Iraq are voting in a Fundamentalist regime democratically even though Shrub is throwing a "we will not accept that" pissy fit about it. I guess it's only a true democracy when the people in charge kiss the Right's ass.
Keruvalia
01-04-2006, 01:31
activists suck and only make things worse:upyours:
So you're actively against activism.
Interesting.
Not funny.
Anybody else think that Whittier may be none too bright?
Keruvalia
01-04-2006, 01:39
Not funny.
Anybody else think that Whittier may be none too bright?
He just forget his meds. The voices in his head are back.
And because this is the first thing that this thread reminded me of: -snip-
Heheheheh. And posting that made me think that Whittier may be a hooker with a penis.
Gauthier
01-04-2006, 06:25
And no answer to my demand for proof. Guess Witless decided to cut his losses and avoid the thread.
:D
Harlesburg
01-04-2006, 06:28
APRIL FOOLS!:p
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
01-04-2006, 06:35
So can capitalists . Look at the republican party for instance.
*looks*
Not too pretty. Anyway, where are these oppressive capitalists I'm supposed to be seeing?
Soviet Haaregrad
01-04-2006, 07:24
I'm pretty sure socialism requires a reduction rather than an increase in IQ to espouse.:p
Then you're sadly confused. *pats head and offers cookie*
Then you're sadly confused. *pats head and offers cookie*
Hey! Don't feed the monkey.
:p
Socialist Whittier
01-04-2006, 09:06
Oh boy oh boy oh boy... and I thought Corny was a Palooka (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/palooka.htm).
Cite where a critic of Shrub explicitly stated that Iraq would be better off if we let Al'Zarqawi establish a "muslim fascist government."
Oh, and the people of Iraq are voting in a Fundamentalist regime democratically even though Shrub is throwing a "we will not accept that" pissy fit about it. I guess it's only a true democracy when the people in charge kiss the Right's ass.iraq is not palestine
It was the palestinians who elected terrorists into office, not the Iraqis.
The people here in Iraq are glad that America is here.
United Island Empires
01-04-2006, 09:12
Down with Europe the evil puppet of Bush, see how they oppress their own masses
Europe a puppet of Bush?
Have you ever heard of frenchman called Chirac?
Keruvalia
01-04-2006, 14:02
The people here in Iraq are glad that America is here.
Now *that* is comedy!
CanuckHeaven
01-04-2006, 14:26
Now *that* is comedy!
Would that be slapstick comedy, such as the Keystone Cops, or more like standup routine comedy like Robin Williams?
Good Morning Vietnam!!
Socialist Whittier
01-04-2006, 14:30
Now *that* is comedy!
actually its true. Its not the non iraqis who hate us and shoot at us. If you was in Iraq you would know that.
CanuckHeaven
01-04-2006, 14:35
Heheheheh. And posting that made me think that Whittier may be a hooker with a penis.
That is a hard one to swallow!! :eek:
CanuckHeaven
01-04-2006, 14:39
actually its true. Its not the non iraqis who hate us and shoot at us. If you was in Iraq you would know that.
Say it enough times and you might actually believe that?
http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/articles/home_page/165.php?nid=&id=&pnt=165&lb=hmpg2
A new poll of the Iraqi public finds that a large majority of Iraqis think the US plans to maintain bases in Iraq permanently, even if the newly elected government asks the US to leave. A large majority favors setting a timeline for the withdrawal of US forces, though this majority divides over whether the timeline should be over a period of six months or two years. Nearly half of Iraqis approve of attacks on US-led forces—including nine out of 10 Sunnis. Most Iraqis believe that many aspects of their lives will improve once the US-led forces leave, but are nonetheless uncertain that Iraqi security forces are ready to stand on their own.
Then you're sadly confused. *pats head and offers cookie*
*resells cookie, offshores production to Third World*
Keruvalia
01-04-2006, 19:19
If you was in Iraq you would know that.
Oddly enough, we live in a global community where I can get the skinny from anywhere in the world at any time from the comfort of my own desk, so I don't need to be in Iraq to know what's going on in Iraq.
However, if the voices in your head say so, it must be true.
Grave_n_idle
01-04-2006, 19:24
And because this is the first thing that this thread reminded me of:
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.
It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this
Silly shit, stupid shit...
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Learn to swim.
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.
Learn to swim.
Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.
Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.
And, I know which one I'd rather read, too... :)
Socialist Whittier
01-04-2006, 19:34
Say it enough times and you might actually believe that?
http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/articles/home_page/165.php?nid=&id=&pnt=165&lb=hmpg2
A new poll of the Iraqi public finds that a large majority of Iraqis think the US plans to maintain bases in Iraq permanently, even if the newly elected government asks the US to leave. A large majority favors setting a timeline for the withdrawal of US forces, though this majority divides over whether the timeline should be over a period of six months or two years. Nearly half of Iraqis approve of attacks on US-led forces—including nine out of 10 Sunnis. Most Iraqis believe that many aspects of their lives will improve once the US-led forces leave, but are nonetheless uncertain that Iraqi security forces are ready to stand on their own.
nice of you to look up a link. However, how the hell did they do a public poll in Iraq with the current situation? Iraq is a freaking battle zone. There is no way they could go from one place to another with being attacked or kidnapped by foreign insurgents.
The article says nothing about how the survey was conducted.
America of Tomorrow
01-04-2006, 19:37
...
NOT. :p
I will never change my convictions.
PHEW!! *Wipes brow* :eek: You are TOO mean to trick us Americans like that!!
hmmm.
The post was meant as a joke. Why are people taking it seriously? :confused:
is it possible to have non serious discussion?
Did you heard the story of the two penuts walking down the street.... one was assalted...
IF you wanted a joking thread something less conterversal would of been easier. And even though my views conters yours and a lot of other peoples (Including the people taking the other side) I won't say anything, Because this post and wan't ment to be serious.....
bush is a dumb @$$
CanuckHeaven
01-04-2006, 22:14
nice of you to look up a link.
Hey, no problem. :D
However, how the hell did they do a public poll in Iraq with the current situation? Iraq is a freaking battle zone. There is no way they could go from one place to another with being attacked or kidnapped by foreign insurgents.
How did you do your poll? After all, it was you that claimed "The people here in Iraq are glad that America is here."
The article says nothing about how the survey was conducted.
Actually, it does state the methodology.
http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/pdf/jan06/Iraq_Jan06_quaire.pdf
I would imagine that their poll is far more accurate than your opinion?
I'm pretty sure socialism requires a reduction rather than an increase in IQ to espouse.:p
And decreasing this security of yours is what I was talking about. Hard thing indeed. :p
Socialist Whittier
01-04-2006, 22:52
Hey, no problem. :D
How did you do your poll? After all, it was you that claimed "The people here in Iraq are glad that America is here."
Actually, it does state the methodology.
http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/pdf/jan06/Iraq_Jan06_quaire.pdf
I would imagine that their poll is far more accurate than your opinion?
they only supposedly talked to 1074 people. We in the military in Iraq come into contact with way more Iraqis than that.
What is more credible? A group that claims they went into a war zone and did a random ho hum survey and then take off after a week or two,
or people in the military who have contact with the Iraqis everyday for a year?
I can tell that the size sample for the military, if you take the "year is a better picture maker" stance would be over 20,000.
CanuckHeaven
01-04-2006, 23:15
they only supposedly talked to 1074 people. We in the military in Iraq come into contact with way more Iraqis than that.
What is more credible? A group that claims they went into a war zone and did a random ho hum survey and then take off after a week or two,
or people in the military who have contact with the Iraqis everyday for a year?
I can tell that the size sample for the military, if you take the "year is a better picture maker" stance would be over 20,000.
Actually, it was 1150, and accurate +/- 3%.
Proof that the US soldier poll is 20,000? Where is your research analysis? Since when are soldiers in the polling business? Those people will tell you whatever you want to hear as long as you have a rifle slung over your shoulder?
Grave_n_idle
01-04-2006, 23:18
What is more credible? A group that claims they went into a war zone and did a random ho hum survey and then take off after a week or two,
or people in the military who have contact with the Iraqis everyday for a year?
If the group had research experience, and were effectively civilians... I'd say the civilian research would be MUCH more reliable.
You can't trust any of the results gained by a 'vested' party.
CanuckHeaven
01-04-2006, 23:19
If the group had research experience, and were effectively civilians... I'd say the civilian research would be MUCH more reliable.
You can't trust any of the results gained by a 'vested' party.
My point exactly!! :)