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Do you [[believe]] the con;spiracy theorie"s that someone (other) than the FBI< killed JFK? I think it was Kyle.

I did.:D

Kyle who?

It was the smoking man.

Do you [[believe]] the con;spiracy theorie"s that someone (other) than the FBI< killed JFK? I think it was Kyle.
You are very wise. Though could you provide us with a last name to?

You are very wise. Though could you provide us with a last name to?
I did.

You are very wise. Though could you provide us with a last name to?
Thank you for taking the time to listen to my sensless babbling.

The Guy From The Phone Company!:rolleyes:

Fidel did.

It was .... Lee Harvey Oswald. That's correct ladies and gentlemen: John F Kennedy was shot by Lee Harvey Oswald ... with a magic bullet. That's right. Magic DOES exist.

Reality says: Oswald.
Conspiracy theory says: The CIA.
Gamer theory: Chuck Norris saved JFK by deflecting the bullets with his fist and JFK's head exploded out of amazement.
Neo says: Kyle.

Edit: my mistake.

It was .... Lee Harvey Oswald. That's correct ladies and gentlemen: John F Kennedy was shot by Lee Harvey Oswald ... with a magic bullet. That's right. Magic DOES exist.
OH ho ho, my Oregon Bretheren. And for those of you who think it wasn't Oswald, it should be known that three shots in six seconds isn't that hard.

Reality says: Oswald.
Conspiracy theory says: The CIA.
Gamer theory: Chuck Norris saved JFK by deflecting the bullets with his fist and JFK's head exploded out of amazement.
Nation of Fortune says: Kyle.
wait, since when do I say Kyle?

Did I have someone thinking Neo K was my puppet?

OH ho ho, my Oregon Bretheren. And for those of you who think it wasn't Oswald, it should be known that three shots in six seconds isn't that hard.

I snipe better then Oswald anyday.

Hmm...if only the CIA would send me to Cuba. Might give Castro a surprise.

Lee Harvey Oswald.





....hired by the mole people.

wait, since when do I say Kyle?

Did I have someone thinking Neo K was my puppet?


Sorry mistake. x-x

Reality says: Oswald.
Conspiracy theory says: The CIA.
Gamer theory: Chuck Norris saved JFK by deflecting the bullets with his fist and JFK's head exploded out of amazement.
Nation of Fortune says: Kyle.

Assassins says Lee Harvey Oswald after he was convinced by Booth and friends.

I snipe better then Oswald anyday.

Hmm...if only the CIA would send me to Cuba. Might give Castro a surprise.
but do you snipe better than Carlos Hatchcock? 93 confirmed killed, and over three hundered suspected kills.

We all did.

We all did.
NS is a big happy family of JFK assasins. :D

:sniper: It was the mafia with out a doubt.....:mp5:

but do you snipe better than Carlos Hatchcock? 93 confirmed killed, and over three hundered suspected kills.

Sadly no. >.>

But that's what Delta Force Black Hawk Down is teaching me to do. Usually I get a kill before I get shot. Sometimes they never find me even with a gun that sounds like a stick of dynamite going off with a HUGE burst of light.

Best kill. A 600 meter (1800ft basically) shot in the head on a moving target.

Looking at it in the long run, it was Tecumseh.

I did.:D
you beat me to it...

Aliens killed him.

Sadly no. >.>

But that's what Delta Force Black Hawk Down is teaching me to do. Usually I get a kill before I get shot. Sometimes they never find me even with a gun that sounds like a stick of dynamite going off with a HUGE burst of light.

Best kill. A 600 meter (1800ft basically) shot in the head on a moving target.
2500 yards, or 7500 feet, on a humid day.

Delta Force Black Hawk Down
Worst. Game. Ever.

Play Operation Flashpoint.

And the top sniper ever is a Finn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4). Followed by a Russian lady (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyudmila_Pavlichenko), I believe.

"Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a male model."
"You're right he wasn't, but the two lookers who capped Kennedy from the Grassy Knoll sure as heck were!"

LOL RED GUARD!
Jarmell Kell could do better. XD (Generals Zero hour hero of the GLA)

Impressive.

I snipe better then Oswald anyday.

Hmm...if only the CIA would send me to Cuba. Might give Castro a surprise.
Speaking of Cuba, CIA tried to put poison in his shoes that would make that famed beard fall off.

Who killed JFK?
Oswald, and the bullet was lucky, and the echo rang out across the grassy knoll that NO ONE was occupying.

Darn him, he shot before I was finished setting up on the window across the way.

Looking at it in the long run, it was Tecumseh.

are you sure it wasnt Tenskwatawa?

LOL RED GUARD!
Jarmell Kell could do better. XD (Generals Zero hour hero of the GLA)

Impressive.
That topped with multiple sclerosis. He also shot an enemy sniper through the scope. Think of the logistics on that one.

Chuck Norris did it because he was ticked off that the Cuban Missile Crisis turned out with us giving up missiles in Turkey.

That's how I die most of the time....by another sniper picking up my flash and position. (I rarely move because the map is small and there are few vantage points of worth and safety.)

:sniper: It was the mafia with out a doubt.....:mp5:

That's the claim made by Bill Bonanno in "Bound by Honour," a book about his time in the mafia. Go figure, eh?

Like, duh, it was George Bush! He rode back in time on a dinosaur and killed JFK, but then the dinosaur felt guilty and was going to tell everyone, so Bush had his ancestors fire a laser into the core of the earth to eliminate all the dinosaurs.
I know this is true because I read it on the Internet, and now your reading it on the Internet, so you know it is true too! That makes it double true.
Or something.

Like, duh, it was George Bush! He rode back in time on a dinosaur and killed JFK, but then the dinosaur felt guilty and was going to tell everyone, so Bush had his ancestors fire a laser into the core of the earth to eliminate all the dinosaurs.
I know this is true because I read it on the Internet, and now your reading it on the Internet, so you know it is true too! That makes it double true.
Or something.
Bah, that's so wrong, George Bush IS a dinosaur, a highly evolved shapeshifting dinosaur to be precise, which is also on the internets. Pwned.

Do you [[believe]] the con;spiracy theorie"s that someone (other) than the FBI< killed JFK? I think it was Kyle.
i think JFK was hit by fire from the T.S.B.D., and the grassy knoll. Oswald was a double agent for the US/USSR who lnew too mush, so he was framed. the so he wouldnt get a day in court, Jack Ruby killed him. this was all orchestrated by the CIA and carried out by the Mob, who were angry because they lost all casino $$ from Cuba, and Kennedy was catholic. The CIA thought Kennedy was too weak against communism, so he had to go. a CIA sniper hit Kennedy from the TSBD and "The Badgeman" hit Kennedy from the knoll.

Bah, that's so wrong, George Bush IS a dinosaur, a highly evolved shapeshifting dinosaur to be precise, which is also on the internets. Pwned.
Highly evolved?

Proof of this?

Proof of this?
I told you, it's on the internet. George Bush speaks english like a second language, and he is trying to destroy humanity and accelerate global warming so that when the rest of his species emerge from their hibernation inside the Earth (which is acutally hollow), they can easily conquer the planet and live in the tropical climate.

Bah, that's so wrong, George Bush IS a dinosaur, a highly evolved shapeshifting dinosaur to be precise, which is also on the internets. Pwned.
No, George Bush is a monkey. Look at the proofs: Monkeys are hairy, small mammals who run around naked and throw their poo. George Bush is relatively hairless, five foot something, wears a suit and is an acting Head of State. Look at all those similarities!
If that doesn't convince you, consider this: I can use photoshop and google image search.

That's stupid >.>

I meant the JFK conspiracy.

everyone knows that JFK shot JFK from the grassy knoll (everyone knows red dwarf is the source of all knowledge)

everyone knows that JFK shot JFK from the grassy knoll (everyone knows red dwarf is the source of all knowledge)

Its is impossible!:rolleyes:

It was the KIT Rebels (Kennedy's In Trouble). They were hired by the commies. The most infamous of them can be seen below.

http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/kitten_assassin_2005-03-30.JPG
Kitten Chavez
5 lives left.

http://www.81x.com/Authors/plasmocat/Cute_Stuff/Kitten_sniper.jpg
Alfred Slevick
7 lives left.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a385/Nonie3234/CatGun2.jpg
Evan Dominiski
4 lives left.

If you ever see any of the above please report them.

That's stupid >.>

I meant the JFK conspiracy.
STUPID is it?!?! When the dinosaurs come out of the Earth you won't be laughing then will you?!

Its is impossible!:rolleyes:
no it isn't, oswald failed to kill him the first time, so JFK went back in time and shot himself from the grassy gnoll

STUPID is it?!?! When the dinosaurs come out of the Earth you won't be laughing then will you?!

Jurassic Park never happened either.

no it isn't, oswald failed to kill him the first time, so JFK went back in time and shot himself from the grassy gnoll

How can he shoot himself from another place at the same time he is in the car?

It was a conspiracy between the Mob, the military, the CIA, and a cabal of big business interests. They hired a three-man mercenary team operating out of Leon, France, one of whom was an immigre from Iran named Chomama Ahwo, who has recently resurfaced in Iraq as one of Al Zawahiri's subordinates.

Film at eleven.

It was the KIT Rebels (Kennedy's In Trouble). They were hired by the commies. The most infamous of them can be seen below.
Impossible, I refuse to believe that Jessica Fodera has some sort of superior knowledge about the Universe.
In case you don't get it:
"Oh what have you done?
No happy ending
Kitten with the gun" - "Like a Killer"
And now you see what I did there, you can move along.

It was a conspiracy between the Mob, the military, the CIA, and a cabal of big business interests. They hired a three-man mercenary team operating out of Leon, France, one of whom was an immigre from Iran named Chomama Ahwo, who has recently resurfaced in Iraq as one of Al Zawahiri's subordinates.

Film at eleven.

Are you serious >.>?

Are you serious >.>?
Ya don' kno', do ya?

E Howard Hunt~!~!~!~!!!

It was LBJ. The one who had the most access to him, had the most to gain, and who was one of the ones who resented him for his Boston Brahmin as well as other parts of his background.

Ya don' kno', do ya?

Yes I do.....though some people have said things like that and have been serious before.

Yes I do.....though some people have said things like that and have been serious before.
LOL! True, true. Which makes that post even funnier, yes?

CLUE: Pronounce ( out loud ) the name of the Iranian member of the assassination team. :D

LOL. You wouldn't believe some names of people even if I told you them.