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So, which troll do/did you prefer?

For sheer funnyness it has to be jesussaves, for scraryness it has to be The UN abassadorship.

Examples of there art:
Jesussaves:http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398539
The UN abassadorship: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=475353

So, which troll do/did you prefer?

For sheer funnyness it has to be jesussaves, for scraryness it has to be The UN abassadorship.
I'm not going to vote because I'm Jesussaves and I don't feel right voting for or against myself. I will say, however, that UN ambassadorship is a great new trollish addition to our little online community. Keep up the good work UNA.

Jesussaves knew how to spell "parrot", UN abassadorship can't even spell his own name. Who do you think wins?

Jesussaves knew how to spell "parrot", UN abassadorship can't even spell his own name. Who do you think wins?
The UN abassadorship?

DCD, are you sure your not The UN abassadorship?

I only met UNA less than an hour ago so I'm going to say MYRTH!

The UN abassadorship?
Everytime I see that name, I want to punch something. It is spelled Ambassador. AM-FUCKING-BASSADOR!
*ahem*
Not that it really gets to me that much, I assure you I am quite calm about things.

The UN abassadorship?

DCD, are you sure your not The UN abassadorship?
Let me check. No, I'm not. If I tried something like that the mods would get rid of me permanently.

Everytime I see that name, I want to punch something. It is spelled Ambassador. AM-FUCKING-BASSADOR!
*ahem*
Not that it really gets to me that much, I assure you I am quite calm about things.
Okay, i balive you.

Let me check. No, I'm not. If I tried something like that the mods would get rid of me permanently.
And then who would I drink vodka with while plotting the overthrow of the system? I'd have to talk with *shudders* Free Soviets.

Sadly Jesussaves was before my time so I'll vote for UNA.

I have to go with Jesussaves. At least he was funny. UN abassadorship scares the hell out of me. He makes me look like a liberal *shudders*

Sadly Jesussaves was before my time so I'll vote for UNA.
Here's a link to a thread I'm particularly proud of.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398539

Jesussaves could kick UNA's ass by a mile.

Jesussaves knew how to spell "parrot", UN abassadorship can't even spell his own name. Who do you think wins?
The douchewad troll who can't spell his own name? I mean, honestly, have you seen his posts? They're utter incoherent trash!

Jesussaves knew how to spell "parrot", UN abassadorship can't even spell his own name. Who do you think wins?

I'm going with JS because he made the "parrot" comment in response to me. I feel like I'm a part of history.

I'm going with JS because he made the "parrot" comment in response to me. I feel like I'm a part of history.
At least there was some sanity to his rantings. UNA is just a complete waste of NS General space.

The douchewad troll who can't spell his own name? I mean, honestly, have you seen his posts? They're utter incoherent trash!
I think you just agreed with me. Or maybe you didn't.
Either way, I think I shall interperet it as a marriage proposal because I'm bored right now, so: Yes, I do! I'll love you forever, you (wonderful young woman/mass of pure man-meat/adorably confusing androgynous-thing/amoeba/hedonistic hermaphrodite).

I think you just agreed with me. Or maybe you didn't.
Either way, I think I shall interperet it as a marriage proposal because I'm bored right now, so: Yes, I do! I'll love you forever, you (wonderful young woman/mass of pure man-meat/adorably confusing androgynous-thing/amoeba/hedonistic hermaphrodite).
... WAH! My head hurts! You just confused my butt crack! And that's one hell of a feat!

Oh and FYI, I was agreeing with you in my own twisted way.

... WAH! My head hurts! You just confused my butt crack! And that's one hell of a feat!

Oh and FYI, I was agreeing with you in my own twisted way.
Sorry about the Madlibs style proposal, but I really have no idea what you are. More importantly, however, I haven't the time to find, such is my great passion for you. Let's go to Vegas and get married in a poorly lighted temple run by an Elvis impersonator!

I'm going with JS because he made the "parrot" comment in response to me. I feel like I'm a part of history.
That parrot comment was the funniest thing I have ever read. It should be pinned and given an award for funniest line ever in NS general. Jesussaves was a genius.

Sorry about the Madlibs style proposal, but I really have no idea what you are. More importantly, however, I haven't the time to find, such is my great passion for you. Let's go to Vegas and get married in a poorly lighted temple run by an Elvis impersonator!
...EW! Elvis? What kind of sick-minded person are you? EW!! :p

That parrot comment was the funniest thing I have ever read. It should be pinned and given an award for funniest line ever in NS general. Jesussaves was a genius.

Aren't you UNA's puppet?

Sorry about the Madlibs style proposal, but I really have no idea what you are. More importantly, however, I haven't the time to find, such is my great passion for you. Let's go to Vegas and get married in a poorly lighted temple run by an Elvis impersonator!
I feel like I've witnessed a random happening of True Love. I wish you both the best. Mazel Tov and Feliz Navidad! ;)

...EW! Elvis? What kind of sick-minded person are you? EW!! :p
The sort who would merry someone he's never met (and doesn't even know the gender of) because he got bored one afternoon.
Also the sort who masturbates to pictures of flying squirrels.

Here's a link to a thread I'm particularly proud of.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398539

LMAO!!! :p

Very good. :)

Aren't you UNA's puppet?
Im not sure, but arent you english?

Jesussaves= funny, so crazy he can't possibly be serious.

UNA= not funny, not making it up, just psycho.



Therefore, Jesussaves pwns UNA.

JESUS! :p

JESUS! :d
saves!

I prefer UNA, but only because I prefer scary to funny. Also, I find him slightly more consistent in his grammatical and spelling errors.

UNA= not funny, not making it up, just psycho.


not trying to funny,not making it up, Im not psycho, Im conservative

Im not sure, but arent you english?

I am English and you are most certainly a puppet of UNA.

not trying to funny,not making it up, Im not psycho, Im conservative

Even conservatives edge nervously away from you when you start ranting. ;)

I am English and you are most certainly a puppet of UNA.
no Im not

Even conservatives edge nervously away from you when you start ranting. ;)
Thats only to give me room so I can spread our message the best.

not trying to funny,not making it up, Im not psycho, Im conservative
You're conservative like Jesussaves was Christian. Keep up the great work.

Here's a link to a thread I'm particularly proud of.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=398539

How is he a troll? he's ace! He told the truth...

no Im not

LMFAO!!! You even logged onto the wrong account to deny it! :p

Thats only to give me room so I can spread our message the best.

:rolleyes:

I prefer UNA, but only because I prefer scary to funny. Also, I find him slightly more consistent in his grammatical and spelling errors.

So you missed Herpower then - I'm not sure if I remember it or imagined it, but I have something in my distant memory about an argument between Herpower and jesussaves. DCD, can you confirm this or not?

So you missed Herpower then - I'm not sure if I remember it or imagined it, but I have something in my distant memory about an argument between Herpower and jesussaves. DCD, can you confirm this or not?
Oh yeah. That's what got Jesussaves deleted. Aparently the mods had issued him a warning on a previous thread, and when he decided to start a thread responding to Herpower's Feminazi ranting it was the last straw. Pity, Herpower was offline at the time and we didn't get to see an exchange between the two of them.

Everytime I see that name, I want to punch something. It is spelled Ambassador. AM-FUCKING-BASSADOR!
*ahem*
Not that it really gets to me that much, I assure you I am quite calm about things.
thats not how you spell it. You spell abassadorship, abassadorship. The m gets in the way, sorry you cant spell

thats not how you spell it. You spell abassadorship, abassadorship. The m gets in the way, sorry you cant spell

It could be worse, you could be spelling it abessadorship. How would you like to be the head of a group of nuns?

It could be worse, you could be spelling it abessadorship. How would you like to be the head of a group of nuns?
When you feed trolls they only grow stronger.

LMFAO!!! You even logged onto the wrong account to deny it! :p

Heh...you can't make this up folks!

thats not how you spell it. You spell abassadorship, abassadorship. The m gets in the way, sorry you cant spell

And yet you claim to have a first-class education. Sorry edumacation. The 'M' doesn't get in the way there...

And yet you claim to have a first-class education. Sorry edumacation. The 'M' doesn't get in the way there...

Don't be silly. When UNA and reality come into conflict then reality must be in the wrong.

Don't be silly. When UNA and reality come into conflict then reality must be in the wrong.

Meh, I'm just waiting to find out who's puppet it is. Because if it's someone who RPs, they are so getting turned into my next colony.

It could be worse, you could be spelling it abessadorship. How would you like to be the head of a group of nuns?
why would I do that? that would be silly, and a sin against God

According to Google Fight:

Jesussaves FTW! (http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22UN+abassadorship%22&word2=%22Jesussaves%22)

why would I do that? that would be silly, and a sin against God
Guess you forgot that your persona is supposed to be an atheist.

Guess you forgot that your persona is supposed to be an atheist.
like an atheist cannot say that.

what are we talking about, anyway?:p

Guess you forgot that your persona is supposed to be an atheist.
I may be an atheist but doesnt mean Im a heretic

Don't be silly. When UNA and reality come into conflict then reality must be in the wrong.
Last time I checked, I am reality

I may be an atheist but doesnt mean Im a heretic
Nice. What's that like? "There is no god, but if there was he'd insist on strict orthodoxy."

thats not how you spell it. You spell abassadorship, abassadorship. The m gets in the way, sorry you cant spell
Without M's there is no America; there is no freedom, no Mom, no democracy, and no Apple Pie (the m is there its just . . . silent . . . and . . . invisible). And you can't spell "Mandate to lead" without an M to "lead" the way.
M's are, without a doubt, the most patriotic of letters, and anyone who defies that simple fact is a traitor to their rac- er, I mean country (I have black friends).
Based on your heinous persecution of this most noble consonant, I can only determine that you are a god-hating, pinko liberal hippy (notice, the complete lack of M's, very much like a certain poster's name). For that, I wish upon you a fate worse than death: May your daughter convert to Islam, have an abortion (OUTSIDE of marriage (another M-word that you so evilly disparage), and vote Dukkakis in a Presidential election.

I may be an atheist but doesnt mean Im a heretic

An atheist who doesn't commit heresy is like a nymphomaniac who abstains from sex, you've got an excuse and you're wasting it!

Last time I checked, I am reality

Can Trolls exist in reality? I thought they were a myth.

Nice. What's that like? "There is no god, but if there was he'd insist on strict orthodoxy."
Well, the God that Fass doesn't worship is Protestant, so I suppose it works.

I may be an atheist but doesnt mean Im a heretic
Now THAT is sig worthy.... Complete conradicion.

Anybody got a Link to a thread of Un's so I can post it as a example of his art?

Without M's there is no America; there is no freedom, no Mom, no democracy, and no Apple Pie (the m is there its just . . . silent . . . and . . . invisible). And you can't spell "Mandate to lead" without an M to "lead" the way.
M's are, without a doubt, the most patriotic of letters, and anyone who defies that simple fact is a traitor to their rac- er, I mean country (I have black friends).
Based on your heinous persecution of this most noble consonant, I can only determine that you are a god-hating, pinko liberal hippy (notice, the complete lack of M's, very much like a certain poster's name). For that, I wish upon you a fate worse than death: May your daughter convert to Islam, have an abortion (OUTSIDE of marriage (another M-word that you so evilly disparage), and vote Dukkakis in a Presidential election.
Whoa, whoa, whoa hang on minute Mr. I love the letter M, it stands for freedom(which has an m). The roleliness of it reminds minds me of Americas great rolling praries. I was just saying it doesnt fit well in my name, thats why i didnt put it in.

Now THAT is sig worthy.... Complete conradicion.

Anybody got a Link to a thread of Un's so I can post it as a example of his art?
You're in luck. No replies yet; fresh pickings.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=475353

You're in luck. No replies yet; fresh pickings.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=475353
Thanks.

hell, UN, your just sending out masses of oure gold. The letter M reminds me of America. What next. the letter T reminds me of torture because it's all spiky?

Whoa, whoa, whoa hang on minute Mr. I love the letter M, it stands for freedom(which has an m). The roleliness of it reminds minds me of Americas great rolling praries. I was just saying it doesnt fit well in my name, thats why i didnt put it in.
Now you're getting defensive .... which is what a TERRORIST would do if he was accused of hating freedom ...

Now you're getting defensive .... which is what a TERRORIST would do if he was accused of hating freedom ...
terrorists do hate freedom they go on the defense. I dont believe in that, I think we gotta stay on the offense, like in Iraq. Terrorists arent able to go on the defense, but we can.

terrorists do hate freedom they go on the defense. I dont believe in that, I think we gotta stay on the offense, like in Iraq. Terrorists arent able to go on the defense, but we can.
This makes no sense, first you say terrorists go on the defence, then you say that you don't balive that-you disagree with yourself. Then you say they can't go on the defence at all. Then you say the US should go on the offence, then you say that you should go on the defence.

MAKE YOUR MIND UP!

This makes no sense, first you say terrorists go on the defence, then you say that you don't balive that-you disagree with yourself. Then you say they can't go on the defence at all. Then you say the US should go on the offence, then you say that you should go on the defence.

MAKE YOUR MIND UP!
I dont follow, was that a swipe at America?

Whoa, whoa, whoa hang on minute Mr. I love the letter M, it stands for freedom(which has an m). The roleliness of it reminds minds me of Americas great rolling praries. I was just saying it doesnt fit well in my name, thats why i didnt put it in.
Of course you'd say that, because you're a . . .
*deep intake of breath*
FLIP-FLOPPER!!!
And just look at you, cutting and running the moment you're challenged. Very . . . French of you.

I dont follow, was that a swipe at America?
My point is i don't follow you. You contradicted yoursewl f 5times in 2 lines. That must be a record.

Of course you'd say that, because you're a . . .
*deep intake of breath*
FLIP-FLOPPER!!!
And just look at you, cutting and running the moment you're challenged. Very . . . French of you.
Whoa! your crossing the line, you can call me alot of things but one of them is NOT French! And Im not a flip flopper, Im American!

My point is i don't follow you. You contradicted yoursewl f 5times in 2 lines. That must be a record.
I never I dont think, ever contradicted myself ever

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