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So a guy was arrested for breaking into people's homes and masturbating. He was charged with burglary "with intent to litter". Good thing he wasn't jerking off while driving on a highway. You can get a stiff fine.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/8338066/detail.html

You can get a stiff fine.
Heh! :D

http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0210/6909678_240X180.jpg

His face makes me laugh, that filthy little wanker that he is...

:p

:p I think this story might just beat yours:

Romantics of the week A bride and groom have been stopped by police after having sex as they drove away from their wedding ceremony. A traffic patrol stopped the Fiat Punto in Bergamo, northern Italy, when they spotted it veering from side to side down a busy road. Inside they found the bride sitting astride the partially naked groom as he drove. The groom is 70 years old, the bride 59.

Taken from http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2092-2103492,00.html

So a guy was arrested for breaking into people's homes and masturbating. He was charged with burglary "with intent to litter". Good thing he wasn't jerking off while driving on a highway. You can get a stiff fine.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/8338066/detail.html
Isn't it a kind of reverse burglary. I mean, it doesn't say he took anything (apart from maybe some bog roll), and he left...erm...a calling card, so to speak.

:p I think this story might just beat yours:

Romantics of the week A bride and groom have been stopped by police after having sex as they drove away from their wedding ceremony. A traffic patrol stopped the Fiat Punto in Bergamo, northern Italy, when they spotted it veering from side to side down a busy road. Inside they found the bride sitting astride the partially naked groom as he drove. The groom is 70 years old, the bride 59.

Taken from http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2092-2103492,00.html
And the police officer who witnessed the act is now blind after gouging his eyes out.

http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0210/6909678_240X180.jpg

His face makes me laugh, that filthy little wanker that he is...

:p

Hey! How did you get my photo??? :p

Interesting . . .
*litters and walks out of thread*

It didn't say what he was "litterind" to? was it like family photos or what?
That should determine the severity of punishment

Bump

Interesting . . .
*litters and walks out of thread*

i mean, everyone litters, right?

right?
















right?

:p I think this story might just beat yours:

Romantics of the week The groom is 70 years old, the bride 59.

Taken from http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2092-2103492,00.html


:( Why did you do that? I didn't ever do anything to you. :(

:( Why did you do that? I didn't ever do anything to you. :(
Apologies. :p

i mean, everyone litters, right?

right?
















right?
Nope, If everyone littered there would be no more kittens.

http://i2.tinypic.com/smvr7t.jpg

Nope, If everyone littered there would be no more kittens.

http://i2.tinypic.com/smvr7t.jpg

You mean to think of kittens WHILE you litter? Ew...

So a guy was arrested for breaking into people's homes and masturbating. He was charged with burglary "with intent to litter". Good thing he wasn't jerking off while driving on a highway. You can get a stiff fine.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/8338066/detail.html

Probably the only charge they could get to ... stick.




OMG, I can't believe I just typed that...

So a guy was arrested for breaking into people's homes and masturbating. He was charged with burglary "with intent to litter".

It'll never stand up in court.

Probably the only charge they could get to ... stick.




OMG, I can't believe I just typed that...

ROFLMAO.

Yes...he was caught rosy palmed, and he was in a sticky situation. XD