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I have over the years had some close encounters with The Grim Reaper.One car accident and 2 near drownings have as a result made me somewhat obsessed with death. Also,the approach of my 40th birthday, has,as well as a toke and some Blue Oyster Cult, made me think about how i'm going to die,not as i would like to,of old age ,surrounded by family...but realistically.Because of present health problems my guess for myself;Heart Attack.Yours?

Wheelchair ninjas, a nazi, and an evil pots n pans robot

You know, it's irksome that you only have *one* choice of death here.
I'm very likely to have a heart attack, but i won't die of it. And i like the STD choice, since i'm sure it'd apply to a lot of others here ... ;P
but it's either *other* and/or *freak accident* - even my high school yearbook made note of the freak accident part. All the pictures alluded to the STD part :D

Most likely suicide somewhere down the line. I tried before, but failed.
To be honest, I've no intention whatsoever to live into old age (no offense to anybody, it's just not something I'm going to do), but at the moment, I'm bound by a promise, so I'll stay for a little longer.

Sirosis of the liver

As I wasn't expected to live this long because of my neck, I'm guessing that it will likely be what cause my death. Either the spinal cord injury or cancer from the radiation (already have growths all over my thyroid because of it) will do it. Unless of course my demise turns into a particularly slow and painful one. Then I'll die at my own hand.

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More then likely, I'll die from a job related accident! I work on the river with hazardous chemicals so I'm predicting that'll be my end!!!

Of those listed, freak accident because then you wouldnt become just another statistic. Plus you might make the news.

I will be in the African wilds on a mission of peace to try and build their society into a strong developed nation. On a short tour of the bush, a big-game hunting party will come along. They will be flying over me, trying to flush out their prey, the rare albino rhino. The rhino will not see me and charge straight into me. At the exact same moment, the helicopter will suffer a critical system failure and turn into a fireball, which will of course, crash right into my carcass on the rhnios head.


Result, death by helicopter/rhino combination.

Of those listed, freak accident because then you wouldnt become just another statistic. Plus you might make the news.
GOOD answer!

Now, it's time for someone to own up to the "STD" death. *nudge*

I will be in the African wilds on a mission of peace to try and build their society into a strong developed nation. On a short tour of the bush, a big-game hunting party will come along. They will be flying over me, trying to flush out their prey, the rare albino rhino. The rhino will not see me and charge straight into me. At the exact same moment, the helicopter will suffer a critical system failure and turn into a fireball, which will of course, crash right into my carcass on the rhnios head.


Result, death by helicopter/rhino combination.
Hey, don't leave out the details. Where does the rhino's precious horn end up, first-to-last?

Hey, don't leave out the details. Where does the rhino's precious horn end up, first-to-last?
up the ass and through the mouth as the impact crushed my body into a third of the size it normally is.

up the ass and through the mouth as the impact crushed my body into a third of the size it normally is.
A third? *does mental arithmetic*

...
Hmmm. *rereads post a few times*
;)

I plan on leaving my Corporeal State the way all truly great persons do, by Quietly fading into the mists of the memory until nothing is left.

Wheelchair ninjas, a nazi, and an evil pots n pans robot


We're not ninjas. *looks shifty-eyed then disappears into the dark with a lap full of pots and pans*

I'll die peacefully in my sleep when I'm 107.

I'll die peacefully in my sleep when I'm 107.
Unlike the passengers in your car? ;)

Unlike the passengers in your car? ;)

Haha, Straughn well done. Rarley do I actually laugh out loud when reading the forums, but this did it. :)

Haha, Straughn well done. Rarley do I actually laugh out loud when reading the forums, but this did it. :)
Thanks. I can honestly say now that i accomplished something today!
That, and it's not an original joke. I'm seriously glad it was laughworthy. *bows*

I'll die peacefully in my sleep when I'm 107.
Pfff... I'll be 216.

Pfff... I'll be 216.
216 months maybe.

Isn't their an Emode or Ispark test that answers this?

I reckon i'll be 76 and die of Bung Lung
Or a broken Heart
Or Assasination
Or On the Battlefield.

I intend to live for ever. So therefore I predict I shall die when the universe reached maximum entropy.

I intend to live for ever. So therefore I predict I shall die when the universe reached maximum entropy.
...that assertion will pit you at odds with Czardas, much remniscient of ST:TOS's "The Alternative Factor" (Episode 20)

i have seen and experienced my death numerous times already, life as we know it is nothing but a replay on what you have already lived

and remember to say no to drugs

I'm a future Darwin Award winner. ::D

Death.... by snoo snoo.

i hope i die before i get old

so freak accident in my 40s should do it
otherwise, i shall do it myself [sooner rather than later]

i want my death to make someone say either "she was taken too soon"
or "it was such a tragic way to go"
and i want the bee gee's 'stayin' alive' played at my funeral

Either taking a lot of people with me, or saving a lot of people.

Freak Accident, proberly decapitation.

I've nearly been run over by an ambulance once, got hit by a smart while cycling... I'm sure I won't get lucky again.

I suspect I shall die aged 106, killed by the enraged girlfriend of my 20 year old athletic, good looking lover, after a marathon three day bonk-a-thon during which I experienced an uprecidented number of high quality orgasms, as did he.

This is the MOST likely scenario as far as I can tell.....

Don't tell anyone, but I died last week.

My heart is too strong to ever die of a heart-attack. My cardiologist asked me what the hell I was doing in his office the last time I went. LOL!

I suspect I'll die at about 82 or so, shot by an irate 25 year old man while climbing out his girlfriend's window. :D

I'm not going to die, and I'll kill anyone who tries to make me..

I'll probably die of a stroke - it's what's killed off most of my family. It's actually one of the most common causes of death in the developed world, but generally ignored.

My heart is too strong to ever die of a heart-attack. My cardiologist asked me what the hell I was doing in his office the last time I went. LOL!

I suspect I'll die at about 82 or so, shot by an irate 25 year old man while climbing out his girlfriend's window. :D


Gives new meaning to the phrase-"taking it in the ass".

Let's see...1 in 3 chance of getting cancer, 1 in 5 chance of having a heart attack. That's better than a 1 in 2 chance of having one of the two, so probably one of those.
However, I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

Meh. I intend to eventually get senile, strip my clothes off and challenge someone to a duel to the death with swords for insulting my honor.

Or I intend to bacon myself to death. If you don't love bacon I'll say you're a fascist motherfucker. I once ate a diner that only had turkey bacon, and that was pretty close to my final hour. If the omelette I ate hadn't been spectacular, I would have rampaged through the place, looting and killing and eventually dying in a hail of bullets. But, it -was- spectacular, and I allowed them to continue their wretched existance.

Or I'll die, strapped to a bed in a lunatic asylym, wracked by wild hallucinations. I like mushrooms.

I cant even speculate how I'll go. I've made it through several violent scenarios that should have been it. Two spectacular accidents.
My heart is strong, cancer doesnt run in my family. I've never had an STD. I dont smoke, drink very moderately now.

It could be anything at any time. Apparently I'm very resilient and very lucky.

I've nearly been run over by an ambulance once,I'm sure I won't get lucky again.That is a classic definition of Irony:p

I'm not going to die, and I'll kill anyone who tries to make me..A person firmly entrenched in their Illusion.;)

I'd most likely die of old age. I don't take many risks.

By my own hand when mental sharpness begins to deteriorate rapidly with age. I don't want to become a feeble-minded old geezer.

I don't know how I'll die, but if the forum is any indication, it'll be at least a month before anyone notices I've died.

Death.... by snoo snoo.
*bows emphatically*

Im gonna die fightin on the battlefield defending freedom. ooorah!

I don't know how I'll die, but if the forum is any indication, it'll be at least a month before anyone notices I've died.
Not if a few of us are behind it. We're a motley crew, alright. And we tell everyone else that pretty regularly.

I suspect I shall die aged 106, killed by the enraged girlfriend of my 20 year old athletic, good looking lover, after a marathon three day bonk-a-thon during which I experienced an uprecidented number of high quality orgasms, as did he.

This is the MOST likely scenario as far as I can tell.....
...i like those odds. Narf.

Im gonna die fightin on the battlefield defending freedom. ooorah!
Sure it won't be because you go hunting with Cheney, trying to get close to his torso, and history repeats itself? ;)

Ah it's pointless to speculate... I take risks, piss people off and live life to the fullest. The only thing that's sure is that it won't be peaceful... I'm fairly certain that I'll be dragged from this world kicking and screaming.

Wheelchair ninjas, a nazi, and an evil pots n pans robot
Les Assassins des Fauteuils Rolents?

Les Assassins des Fauteuils Rolents?

Yes, wheelchair assassins. If this is a reference to something it is completley over my head.

Doesn't anyone watch Family Guy? :(

My rates are quite reasonable.

Death.... by snoo snoo.
Broken Pelvis yowees.:(

personaly, i'd like to think i'll die in a horribly public manner and make a lot of people sick. the kind of horrorific death that drawing and quartering brings forth.

Given my tendency to piss people off, I'd say foul play.:p

personaly, i'd like to think i'll die in a horribly public manner and make a lot of people sick. the kind of horrorific death that drawing and quartering brings forth.
So am i getting a TG or what? Does this have to do with Muravyets? ;)

Only the good die young, therefore I am immortal.

*actually, no god wants me in their afterlife, so I am stuck here.*

Come on, No one here is sexually irresponsible enough to think they are going to kick the bucket from an STD.No Whoremongers here?

I have over the years had some close encounters with The Grim Reaper.One car accident and 2 near drownings have as a result made me somewhat obsessed with death. Also,the approach of my 40th birthday, has,as well as a toke and some Blue Oyster Cult, made me think about how i'm going to die,not as i would like to,of old age ,surrounded by family...but realistically.Because of present health problems my guess for myself;Heart Attack.Yours?Would you mind if I made a poll in which way people would rather die?

“God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.” ~Bill Watterson :p

Would you mind if I made a poll in which way people would rather die?Go ahead, my good man or woman!

Hmmm... considering various health issues, probably it will be the old ticker, but stroke, cancer, and various other diseases related to living "wickedly" are all in the race...