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Do any of you have weird or bad habits? If so please do tell.

I light a candle when I masturbate to set the mood. Then I try to shoot it out, it's like a carnival.

I enter philosophical debates on NS general.

I light a candle when I masturbate to set the mood. Then I try to shoot it out, it's like a carnival.

How....thrilling it must all be

I enter philosophical debates on NS general.
I enter debates on NS general.

I enter philosophical debates on NS general.

I’ve just started this habit myself in the last few weeks and believe I may need counseling. That’s what Mods are for right? :)

I dissassemble food packaging when I eat fast food. Not just tear it apart, actually go along the seams and dissassemble it. I also take the seam off the straw wrapper and then stick it on the side of my cup/glass using the soda sweat.

Whenever I go to the zoo, I punch koala bears. I'm trying to stop, but my Australian heritage demands I take action the moment I see that fur, and that little black nose, and those ears shaped like . . .
*punches air*
Goddamn Great Grandpa marrying that Aussie whore!

I light a candle when I masturbate to set the mood. Then I try to shoot it out, it's like a carnival.
Ka-POW! :sniper:
Awesome first response. You've set the bar, verily.

EDIT: Ah yes, strange habits. I tend to collect for some sense of posterity every news article and reference to something that helps me further my understanding of the world and its wiles - somewhat OC. Every other strange habit i have surfaces in some manner hither & thither.

I love you The UN abassadorship

How....thrilling it must all be
You have no idea.

I masturbate to panda porn.

My humor is now dry and witty thanks to stupid general. But, I did get a compliment on it today so it cant be all bad.

I masturbate to panda porn.
Sexual Harrasment Panda would be dissapointed in you.

Sexual Harrasment Panda would be dissapointed in you.
I know ... he would be a sad panda. :(

I call forums "whorums".

Do any of you have weird or bad habits?

I masturbate with prawn.

It's because my wife really likes seafood and it gets the smell on me to ensure she'll give me head.

*tee hee*

Ok ok ok ... fine ... that's not true ...

But the truth is that I jack-off to NS General religious debates. They get me soooo hot.

I masturbate with prawn.

It's because my wife really likes seafood and it gets the smell on me to ensure she'll give me head.

*tee hee*

Ok ok ok ... fine ... that's not true ...

But the truth is that I jack-off to NS General religious debates. They get me soooo hot.
Usually they just get me mad.

I masturbate to panda porn.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/8cceaa54.gif

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/8cceaa54.gif
Notice the alpahbet across the top of the screen the letters go "Fu".

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/8cceaa54.gif
Awww .... you made that gif just for me. I feel special, thx. :)

Panda porn is a good thing ... it's helping to revive an endangered species:

Breeders and biologists often experience difficulty in inducing captive pandas to mate, threatening their already diminished population. This problem may stem from the captive bears' lack of experience. In an attempt to remedy this, some keepers in China and Thailand have shown their subjects videos containing footage of mating pandas. In some cases, the bears have been sufficiently stimulated from the videos to engage in reproductive activity.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Panda#Reproduction

I light a candle when I masturbate to set the mood. Then I try to shoot it out, it's like a carnival.

Thanks for the laugh!!! I haven't laughed like this in a hell of a long time!!!

I have a habit of making myself ugly on purpose! The one I enjoy most is growing a beard and then shaving it into weird shapes! I've done the Wolverine look, I've shaved just the middle of my chin out, and I've even shaved the right side of my moustache and left side of my goatee leaving hair on opposite ends!

Panda porn is a good thing ... it's helping to revive an endangered species:
That would be good, if the species were anything other than pandas. Pandas, however, should all die as soon as possible. In fact, Pandas want to die off. As a species they have been suicidal since they decided to require immense amounts of a very limited food source, but, morons that they are, people just won't let the pandas get it over with and insist on maniuplatin them into sex, among other things.

I peel the labels off every drink I get that comes in a bottle, and then roll up the label, and slide it into the empty bottle.
Every time.
Juice, Pepsi, whatever... doesn't matter. People look at me strangely, and I don't know why.

That would be good, if the species were anything other than pandas. Pandas, however, should all die as soon as possible. In fact, Pandas want to die off. As a species they have been suicidal since they decided to require immense amounts of a very limited food source, but, morons that they are, people just won't let the pandas get it over with and insist on maniuplatin them into sex, among other things.
But they're so cute ...

Panda porn is a good thing ... it's helping to revive an endangered species:

Breeders and biologists often experience difficulty in inducing captive pandas to mate, threatening their already diminished population. This problem may stem from the captive bears' lack of experience. In an attempt to remedy this, some keepers in China and Thailand have shown their subjects videos containing footage of mating pandas. In some cases, the bears have been sufficiently stimulated from the videos to engage in reproductive activity.
How is that going to help panda reproduction?
If it's anything like human porn, all that's going to happen is Mr Panda is going to want to do Mrs Panda's sister up the butt then masturbate onto her face while Mrs Panda watches, amusing herself with a dildo.

How is that going to help panda reproduction?
If it's anything like human porn, all that's going to happen is Mr Panda is going to want to do Mrs Panda's sister up the butt then masturbate onto her face while Mrs Panda watches, amusing herself with a dildo.

Thats just disturbing.

I peel the labels off every drink I get that comes in a bottle, and then roll up the label, and slide it into the empty bottle.
Every time.
Juice, Pepsi, whatever... doesn't matter. People look at me strangely, and I don't know why.
Nothing wrong with tha:. I do it all the time. I think it has something to do with an (unfullfilled) childhood desire to be trapped on an island and send a message out in a bottle.
Never having had a message to send, a desert island or ocean, we're forced to settle for a Pepsi label, a lunch table, and a trash can.

Do any of you have weird or bad habits?
I think that these discussions on forums are normal.

Thats just disturbing.
Well it isn't as easy to do it with pandas as it is with bonobos ... gotta discriminate just a little. *nods*

Nothing wrong with tha:. I do it all the time. I think it has something to do with an (unfullfilled) childhood desire to be trapped on an island and send a message out in a bottle.
Never having had a message to send, a desert island or ocean, we're forced to settle for a Pepsi label, a lunch table, and a trash can.
I remember that song by Police, I liked it when I was young. You know the one with all the bottles.

I masturbate with prawn.

It's because my wife really likes seafood and it gets the smell on me to ensure she'll give me head.
You trick your wife into giving you head? That's not very decent at all: why don't you just pay her the five dollars like the rest of us do, cheap-skate?
Sorry about that.
Sorry for lying just there, I'm really not sorry.

I don't know if its a habit or an addiction, but during every meal, almost after every bite I take a chug of hot sauce called "Amor hot sauce with lime juice".

Try it, tastes great with sugary cereals :D