NationStates Jolt Archive


Your chance to swear at the works of a historical personage of your country:

Bodies Without Organs
29-03-2006, 01:17
Fuck Oswald Mosley.
Peveski
29-03-2006, 01:18
Fuck Margeret Thatcher.

Or is she too recent?
Dobbsworld
29-03-2006, 01:19
Fuck Alex Colville.
Dobbsworld
29-03-2006, 01:19
Or is she too recent?
Depends how old you are.
Ginnoria
29-03-2006, 01:21
Fuck George W Bush.

*first Bush post* :D
Neu Leonstein
29-03-2006, 01:21
That should be quite easy.








Fuck Heino (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heino)!
Dobbsworld
29-03-2006, 01:22
And fuck Alexander Graham Bell.

We were fine with courier pigeons, already.
Bodies Without Organs
29-03-2006, 01:25
And fuck Alexander Graham Bell.

We were fine with courier pigeons, already.

Dobbsworld is Scottish?
Sdaeriji
29-03-2006, 01:25
Fuck Babe Ruth.
DHomme
29-03-2006, 01:28
Fuck Winston Churchill.
Dobbsworld
29-03-2006, 01:32
Dobbsworld is Scottish?
Well, A.G. Bell lived in Canada in his later years, and it's just so danged easy to inadvertently lump him in with Canadians of note, but I'll correct myself just for you, BWO:

Fuck Sir Wilfrid Laurier and his fuck his damn Vulcan logic!
Bodies Without Organs
29-03-2006, 01:33
Well, A.G. Bell lived in Canada in his later years, and it's just so danged easy to inadvertently lump him in with Canadians of note...

Yeah, but he never took Canadian citizenship, and only adopted US citizenship after his great works were done.
Dobbsworld
29-03-2006, 01:34
Yeah, but he never took Canadian citizenship, and only adopted US citizenship after his great works were done.
Well, at least I tried making amends by telling Sir Wilfrid Laurier to fuck off.
Sumamba Buwhan
29-03-2006, 01:39
Fuck Ronald Fucking Reagan
Kreitzmoorland
29-03-2006, 01:39
Fuck Louis Riel
Sumamba Buwhan
29-03-2006, 01:43
Hey, fuck Nancy Reagan.

Dried-up old bitch.

lol - good to see you Dobby
Rhursbourg
29-03-2006, 01:45
Fuck John Prescott and stay in that friggin large council estate that is hull
Anarchic Conceptions
29-03-2006, 01:51
Fuck Oliver Cromwell.
Sdaeriji
29-03-2006, 01:54
This message has been deleted by Dobbsworld. Reason: she's not dead enough yet for my tastes. also, she wasn't very historical a personage, either. My bad.

That's even better than the actual post, Dobbs.
Franberry
29-03-2006, 01:58
Fuck the Military Juntas
Ravea
29-03-2006, 02:03
Fuck the 80's.

That's somewhat historical, I think.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
29-03-2006, 02:03
Fuck FDR.
IL Ruffino
29-03-2006, 02:05
Fuck Chuck Norris
The Cathunters
29-03-2006, 02:05
Fuck Alfonso XIII
Ladamesansmerci
29-03-2006, 02:10
Fuck Sir Wilfrid Laurier and his fuck his damn Vulcan logic!
seconded.
also, fuck Kim Campbell.
Huuhaaland
29-03-2006, 02:24
Fuck the 80's.

Yeah, I really hated the 80's. Fuck Urho Kekkonen.
Ravea
29-03-2006, 02:33
Yeah, I really hated the 80's. Fuck Urho Kekkonen.

Glad to see someone agrees with me.
Amecian
29-03-2006, 02:41
Fuck Yoko Ono.


To soon?
DHomme
29-03-2006, 02:42
Fuck William Shakespeare!
Exomnia
29-03-2006, 02:44
Fuck Constantine I
Grape-eaters
29-03-2006, 02:46
Fuck Andrew Jackson.
Amecian
29-03-2006, 02:53
Fuck Andrew Jackson.

A-Fucking-Men.
The Jovian Moons
29-03-2006, 02:56
Fuck Bush, Clintion, (both of them), Fred Phelps, Lee and Jeff Davis. And no Billy I don't me fuck in that sense.:upyours:
The South Islands
29-03-2006, 03:01
Fuck you Abraham Lincoln!

:upyours:
The Jovian Moons
29-03-2006, 03:03
Fuck you Abraham Lincoln!

:upyours:

heritic...
OmniMega Pharma-Corp
29-03-2006, 03:03
Fuck John Adams.
Terecia
29-03-2006, 03:31
Fuck Chuck Norris

Seconded!

And Fuck Vin Diesel.
M3rcenaries
29-03-2006, 03:33
Fuck Michael Moore
Bodies Without Organs
29-03-2006, 03:35
Seconded!

And Fuck Vin Diesel.

Nah, the only D&D playing nerd who can really be counted as historical is James Dallas Egbert III.
Dobbsworld
29-03-2006, 03:39
Nah, the only D&D playing nerd who can really be counted as historical is James Dallas Egbert III.
Was that the guy who...

*Googles it*

...yeah, that was the guy. Never mind.
Bodies Without Organs
29-03-2006, 03:41
Was that the guy who...

*Googles it*

...yeah, that was the guy. Never mind.

That's the bunny.
AB Again
29-03-2006, 03:46
Fuck -
(there are almost no famous dead Brazilians)
- Carmen Miranda (and she wasn't Brazilian)
Fleckenstein
29-03-2006, 03:50
Fuck George Washington

Fuck James Buchanon (nancy! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_of_James_Buchanan) :p )

Fuck John C Calhoun

Fuck Neville Chaimberlain

Fuck Georges Clemeceau

Fuck David Lloyd George
Heavy Metal Soldiers
29-03-2006, 03:51
Fuck Michael Moore

I'll agree with that statement!!! And fuck the Clinton Clan too!!!
M3rcenaries
29-03-2006, 03:52
Fuck George Washington

What did George do to you?
M3rcenaries
29-03-2006, 03:53
I'll agree with that statement!!! And fuck the Clinton Clan too!!!
I was going to say HC but that would meen she would have done something that would make her remembered, and we dont want that to happen.
Fleckenstein
29-03-2006, 03:53
What did George do to you?

nothing. i couldn't pass up the chance to give a big :upyours: to the man himself! :p
M3rcenaries
29-03-2006, 03:55
nothing. i couldn't pass up the chance to give a big :upyours: to the man himself! :p
Well I liked him. (sticks nose up in the air)
Luporum
29-03-2006, 03:55
Fuck the Huns, Vandals, and the Ostragoths

Actually Fuck Constantanople too.

*gives the thumbs up to the Ottoman Turks*
Bodies Without Organs
29-03-2006, 03:57
Fuck the Huns, Vandals, and the Ostragoths

Actually Fuck Constantanople too.

*gives the thumbs up to the Ottoman Turks*

And all of these were Americans, or did you just move about a lot as a kid?
Anarchic Conceptions
29-03-2006, 03:58
Actually Fuck Constantanople too.


It's Istanbul...
Vegas-Rex
29-03-2006, 03:58
Fuck Tecumseh!

Not because of anything he did in life, but because he ended his curse before Reagan!
Bodies Without Organs
29-03-2006, 04:00
It's Istanbul...


...not Constantinople.
Luporum
29-03-2006, 04:00
And all of these were Americans, or did you just move about a lot as a kid?

I'm basically flipping off the tribal nations that sacked Rome and Constantanople (pre-Istanbul) I just don't like.
Bodies Without Organs
29-03-2006, 04:04
I'm basically flipping off the tribal nations that sacked Rome and Constantanople (pre-Istanbul) I just don't like.

Why did Constantinople get the works?
New Age Astrology
29-03-2006, 04:04
Fuck...

Al Franken
Al Sharpton
Al Gore
James Carville
Jesse Jackson
Oprah Winfrey

:gundge: :sniper: :upyours: :mp5:

Fuck em', Fuck Em', & finally...FUCK EM'!!!
Anarchic Conceptions
29-03-2006, 04:04
Why did Constantinople get the works?

That's nobody's business but the Turks.
Dobbsworld
29-03-2006, 04:12
Oh, you people.
Ladamesansmerci
29-03-2006, 04:14
Fuck...

Al Franken
Al Sharpton
Al Gore
James Carville
Jesse Jackson
Oprah Winfrey

:gundge: :sniper: :upyours: :mp5:

Fuck em', Fuck Em', & finally...FUCK EM'!!!
you really don't like the name "Al", do you?
Maineiacs
29-03-2006, 04:14
Fuck Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Fred Phelps, Tom DeLay, Anne Coulter, and Bill Frist.
New Age Astrology
29-03-2006, 04:16
you really don't like the name "Al", do you?

Ahhh...ya' noticed that, huh?
Ladamesansmerci
29-03-2006, 04:19
Ahhh...ya' noticed that, huh?
couldn't help but.
Dinaverg
29-03-2006, 04:20
Ahhh...ya' noticed that, huh?

Oh come on though AlGoreRythmns? Algorithims? The pun-tastic-ness...
SamuraiZ
29-03-2006, 04:23
Fuck Ceausescu. :mp5:
The South Islands
29-03-2006, 04:25
Oh hell, let's just fuck everyone!
Kreitzmoorland
29-03-2006, 04:29
Fuck Sir Wilfrid Laurier and his fuck his damn Vulcan logic!
And fuck crazy Wilfy's dog.
Ashmoria
29-03-2006, 04:30
Fuck Andrew Jackson.
fuck andrew jackson with richard nixon's dick
Utracia
29-03-2006, 04:33
Oh hell, let's just fuck everyone!

Well fuck all politicians and fuck the New York Yankees.
Amecian
29-03-2006, 04:37
fuck andrew jackson with richard nixon's dick


Fuck Andrew Jackson with Hilary Clinton's dick.
Ashmoria
29-03-2006, 04:47
Fuck Andrew Jackson with Hilary Clinton's dick.
hahahahhahaha

oh come on now, he wasn't THAT bad!
Argesia
29-03-2006, 05:30
Fuck Corneliu Zelea Codreanu!
Boonytopia
29-03-2006, 07:26
That should be quite easy.








Fuck Heino (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heino)!

Nice album cover! :D
Egg and chips
29-03-2006, 08:38
Fuck Brunel
Laerod
29-03-2006, 08:51
Fuck Adolf Hitler!
Fuck Andrew Jackson!
Boonytopia
29-03-2006, 08:59
Fuck Douglas Jardine.

Edit: Oops, he's not from my country.
Kanabia
29-03-2006, 09:16
Fuck Steve Irwin.

Fuck John Howard.

Fuck Paul Hogan.

Fuck Sir Robert Gordon Menzies.

Fuck...uh...yeah, we don't have enough famous people to have an orgy, it seems.
Amecian
29-03-2006, 10:01
hahahahhahaha

oh come on now, he wasn't THAT bad!

He pimped "negotiating" with Native Indians using the basis of National Security..
Peisandros
29-03-2006, 11:05
Fuck William Hobson.
Strathdonia
29-03-2006, 11:11
Fuck Bonnie Prince Charlie
Straughn
29-03-2006, 11:29
Fuck Joe McCarthy.
Amecian
29-03-2006, 11:34
Fuck William J. Simmons, who graciously brought us the KKK: Part Two (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_J._Simmons)
Trilateral Commission
29-03-2006, 13:05
Fuck Tha Police

Right about now NWA court is in full effect.
Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren Ice Cube and Eazy muthafuckin E.
Order order order. Ice Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?

Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop

Ice Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

Fuck the police (4X)

M. C. Ren, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this fucked up incident.>

Fuck tha police and Ren said it with authority
because the niggaz on the street is a majority.
A gang, is with whoever I'm stepping
and the motherfuckin' weapon
is kept in a stash box, for the so-called law
wishin' Ren was a nigga that they never saw

Lights start flashin behind me
But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Because it gives em a hint not to step in my path

To the police I'm sayin fuck you punk
Readin my rights and shit, it's all junk
Pullin out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake assed badge and a gun in your hand

But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a kick your ass
But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime
But I'm a smoke em now, and not next time

Smoke any muthafucka that sweats me
Or any assho that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me

The muthafuckin villian that's mad
With potential to get bad as fuck
So I'm a turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound
Ya, somethin like that, but it all depends on the size of the gat

Takin out a police would make my day
But a nigga like Ren don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the police (4X)

Police, open now. We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest.
Get down and put your hands up where I can see em.
Just shut the fuck up and get your muthafuckin ass on the floor.
[huh?]>

and tell the jury how you feel abou this bullshit.>

I'm tired of the muthafuckin jackin
Sweatin my gang while I'm chillin in the shackin
Shining tha light in my face, and for what
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt

I kick ass, or maybe cuz I blast
On a stupid assed nigga when I'm playin with the trigga
Of any Uzi or an AK
Cuz the police always got somethin stupid to say

They put up my picture with silence
Cuz my identity by itself causes violence
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gansta, but still I got flavor

Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucka in a uniform waitin to get shot,
By me, or another nigga.
and with a gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
[MC Ren: Sidle him, kid, he's from the old school, fool]

And as you all know, E's here to rule
Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror
And there's no cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb muthafucka with a gun

And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be tha one
That I take out, and then get away
And while I'm drivin off laughin
This is what I'll say

Fuck the police (4X)

The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck,
whitebread, chickenshit muthafucka.
Wait, that's a lie. That's a goddamn lie.
I want justice! I want justice!
Fuck you, you black muthafucka!>

Fuck the police (3X)
Tribe Ansu
29-03-2006, 13:08
Fuck George the fourth.
Pure Metal
29-03-2006, 13:14
Fuck Margeret Thatcher.


bingo!



edit:
Fuck Steve Irwin.

:p
Philosopy
29-03-2006, 13:26
Fuck Margeret Thatcher.
I'd rather not, if it's all the same to you...
Thriceaddict
29-03-2006, 13:35
Fuck Geert Wilders
I loved how he got his ass handed to him at BBC world

Fuck our journalists
They're such pussies
Straughn
30-03-2006, 05:31
Fuck Steve Irwin.What about Steve Erkel?

Fuck John Howard.What about Ron Howard?

Fuck Paul Hogan.

What about Hulk Hogan?

*completely useless response on my part*
Lacadaemon
30-03-2006, 05:45
Fuck Oswald Mosley.

That's the labour party for you.
Infinite Revolution
30-03-2006, 05:51
fuck winston churchill, so he was an inspiring leader through WWII, still a knob-head.

fuck thatcher, sociopathic nutcase.

fuck braveheart, for getting everyone all nationalist again.
Low Lying Areas
30-03-2006, 06:20
Fuck you Abraham Lincoln!

:upyours:

Agreed.

Fuck you FDR! :upyours:
The Archregimancy
30-03-2006, 06:56
I'm basically flipping off the tribal nations that sacked Rome and Constantanople (pre-Istanbul) I just don't like.

At the risk of being pedantic, Constantinople was only successfully assaulted or sacked twice. Once in 1204 at the conclusion of the 4th Crusade, and once in 1453 when those wacky Ottomans broke through. The Huns, Ostrogoths and Vandals didn't have anything to do with it.

Anyway, doing one for every country I've lived in...

Fuck Lord North

Fuck Adolph Sax

Fuck Edward Balliol

Fuck Ronald Reagan

Fuck Ingólfur Arnarson

Fuck Shane Warne (nothing to do with the cricket - he's just a giant arsehole)
The Anglophone Peoples
30-03-2006, 07:12
Fuck Aaron Burr.

Perhaps the only to ever say this.
Straughn
30-03-2006, 07:39
Fuck Aaron Burr.

Perhaps the only to ever say this.
Didn't that fella who dueled with him say it too? Isn't that kinda how things scooted along so?
Kroisistan
30-03-2006, 07:44
Fuck you Ronald Reagan. Actually, doublefuck you, you reactionary, uncaring, drinking-age raising douche. (wow this is downright theraputic:p )

Fuck you Fred Phelps.

Fuck you Ann Coulter.

Fuck you Alexander Hamilton.

Fuck you Sen McCarthy.

Fuck you Pres/Gen Grant.

Fuck all the guys who thought the war on drugs was a good idea. All of them.

And finally, fuck both President Bushes.

Well, I feel better. Thanks.:D
Timmikistan
30-03-2006, 07:46
adam! fuck eve
Straughn
30-03-2006, 07:49
adam! fuck eve
:D
Further,
God! Date-rape Adam to beget Eve! Then incest!
Timmikistan
30-03-2006, 08:26
who does god fuck ?
i mean i know who he fucks us all
but who does he do it with.
mary? joan of arc? the pope?

maybe thats why he created satan cause he wasnt gettinn any
Vittos Ordination2
30-03-2006, 08:33
Fuck you Three Stooges

Get a job and stick with it, ya fuckin deadbeats.
People without names
30-03-2006, 09:02
Fuck you Abraham Lincoln!

:upyours:

beat me to it

so Fuck you:D
Cair Paravels
30-03-2006, 15:28
Well fuck all politicians and fuck the New York Yankees.

YES, I agree.

*grumbles* Stupid effing yankees...
DrunkenDove
30-03-2006, 15:41
What is the purpose of this exercise?

Oh, and Fuck De Valera and Yeats.
Bodies Without Organs
30-03-2006, 18:01
What is the purpose of this exercise?

Venting of the spleen.
DHomme
30-03-2006, 18:05
Fuck George Best

Fuck Henry VIII

Fuck Alfred the Great

Fuck Queen Victoria

Fuck Lord Nelson

Fuck Beckett

Fuck Chaucer

Fuck Francis Drake

God I love getting this off my chest
Tarantum
30-03-2006, 18:15
Fuck Jefferson Davis.

Fuck Strom Thurmond.
Luporum
30-03-2006, 18:16
Fuck Strom Thurmond.

You like civil rights?

Hippy...
Cheese penguins
30-03-2006, 18:48
Fuck you creator of math!!
DHomme
30-03-2006, 18:54
Fuck you creator of math!!

S.

MathS
Luporum
30-03-2006, 19:00
At the risk of being pedantic, Constantinople was only successfully assaulted or sacked twice. Once in 1204 at the conclusion of the 4th Crusade, and once in 1453 when those wacky Ottomans broke through. The Huns, Ostrogoths and Vandals didn't have anything to do with it.

Sorry let em rephrase my post.

"The sackers of Rome suck, and I just don't like Constantinople."
Eurasia and Oceana
30-03-2006, 19:01
Fuck Prince Charles

Not dead, I know, but all the other good personalities were taken
Saxnot
30-03-2006, 19:29
Fuck Alfred the Great!
The UN abassadorship
30-03-2006, 19:50
Fuck CNN!

Fuck Nancy Kerrigan!
Megaloria
30-03-2006, 19:54
James Gosling invented Java and is a shitcock.
Nag Poo
30-03-2006, 20:01
sup