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i am a curious dude...let me put it that way...i have a lot of friends that are girls (not girlfriends) and time and time again the issue of "masturation" comes up. I respect my friends too much ti ask them...so i ask complete strangers. so i've got a question for the ladies out there, do you masturbate? thanks.

That was one sweet first post.

ATTENTION FEMALE POSTERS:

Of course you're free to answer this thread's question, but I beg of you not to. If this guy is too scared to ask his "friends", he doesn't deserve the answers.

Read a book, surf the Web, come ON, show some initiative beyond posting in a forum!

So more or less you want girls to tell about their masturbation experiences..or at least if they have done it, then you will formulate in your mind various fantasies, to which you will masturbate to?

So more or less you want girls to tell about their masturbation experiences..or at least if they have done it, then you will formulate in your mind various fantasies, to which you will masturbate to?

Bah! I use pictures & videos. Stories are for when others are in the house.

At least Reaper has the guts to come out and say what he wants and why.

i am also curious, i have seen the word "masturation" very frequently on these boards but i do not know what it means. could someone explain it to me plz?

Kinda like your "Sexuality" thread, right?

You gooooood Christian boy, you!:rolleyes:


Yeah..go back and read that. Im leaving it open for anyone to answer, and I am doing it to get a better feel for people's different mindsets. of course i can ask a crap load of other questions, but hey sex is more intresting to talk about, no? And there is no reason to be attack my faith with your little rolly eyes.

At least Reaper has the guts to come out and say what he wants and why.

So we could get him to ask for pictures of the hottest girls of NS naked?

i am a curious dude...let me put it that way...i have a lot of friends that are girls (not girlfriends) and time and time again the issue of "masturation" comes up. so i've got a question for the ladies out there, do you masturbate? thanks.
I got to ask is your name inspired by the band?

i am also curious, i have seen the word "masturation" very frequently on these boards but i do not know what it means. could someone explain it to me plz?

It is the internet.

i am also curious, i have seen the word "masturation" very frequently on these boards but i do not know what it means. could someone explain it to me plz?
:eek:
how old are you? and have you ever had sex-ed classes?

i am also curious, i have seen the word "masturation" very frequently on these boards but i do not know what it means. could someone explain it to me plz?
Uh...it's a typo. That explains it.

Better question:

Who's masterbating right now?

i am also curious, i have seen the word "masturation" very frequently on these boards but i do not know what it means. could someone explain it to me plz?


seriously? you don't know what masturbation is? well if you are old enough then gohere (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation)

Better question:

Who's masterbating right now?

And what are you masturbating to? A link would be amazing right now.

Yeah..go back and read that. Im leaving it open for anyone to answer, and I am doing it to get a better feel for people's different mindsets. of course i can ask a crap load of other questions, but hey sex is more intresting to talk about, no? And there is no reason to be attack my faith with your little rolly eyes.
Rolly eyes withdrawn, see above (or, if you're like me and have most recent posts first, see below).

i am a curious dude...let me put it that way...i have a lot of friends that are girls (not girlfriends) and time and time again the issue of "masturation" comes up. so i've got a question for the ladies out there, do you masturbate? thanks.

Of course they do. Probably even with battery powered help, looking at the sales figures of vibrators.

Better question:

Who's masterbating right now?


-ZIP- ...cough...ahem...i have no idea what is going on...-shift eyes-

seriously? you don't know what masturbation is? well if you are old enough then gohere (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation)
:eek: OMG!

Rolly eyes withdrawn, see above (or, if you're like me and have most recent posts first, see below).


oh ok.. :)

I got to ask is your name inspired by the band?


HELL YEAH! i am a satanist as well...and before all of you go judgeing that, i suggest that you do your homework because satanism is pretty amazing. and because i'm satanist...doesn't mean i want to kill christians or anything like that, i'm totally normal! wow *hahaha* that was a tangent.

:eek: OMG!
Seriously, how old are you? :rolleyes:

HELL YEAH! i am a satanist as well...and before all of you go judgeing that, i suggest that you do your homework because satanism is pretty amazing. and because i'm satanist...doesn't mean i want to kill christians or anything like that, i'm totally normal! wow *hahaha* that was a tangent.
You adhere to Anton LaVey's Satanic Bible then?

Seriously, how old are you? :rolleyes:
17. Just messing with you. :D

HELL YEAH! i am a satanist as well...and before all of you go judgeing that, i suggest that you do your homework because satanism is pretty amazing. and because i'm satanist...doesn't mean i want to kill christians or anything like that, i'm totally normal! wow *hahaha* that was a tangent.
Totally normal. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

:eek: OMG!

Don't do it though. You will grow hair in places that hair shouldn't be and you will become a werewolf. Also, don't because it will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

17. Just messing with you. :D
Yeah, I sort of figured that out.

Totally normal. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
More normal than you ... you have like five thousand eyes ...

Don't do it though. You will grow hair in places that hair shouldn't be and you will become a werewolf. Also, don't because it will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

It's worth it. :)

Don't do it though. You will grow hair in places that hair shouldn't be and you will become a werewolf. Also, don't because it will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.
Impurify my ... bodily fluids?
:eek:
MASTURBATION IS AN EVIL COMMUNIST PLOT!

Impurify my ... bodily fluids?
:eek:
MASTURBATION IS AN EVIL COMMUNIST PLOT!
Evil Communists from outer space, you mean.

Don't do it though. You will grow hair in places that hair shouldn't be and you will become a werewolf. Also, don't because it will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.
Actually, masturbation is good for the immune system and keeps your sperm vital. I'm all for that. The five seconds of paralysis and expressionless face is just a bonus.

Impurify my ... bodily fluids?
:eek:
MASTURBATION IS AN EVIL COMMUNIST PLOT!

Not true. Thomas Jefferson masturbated. You don't get much more capitalist than him.

Alan Greenspan is probably masturbating right now. ;)

Not true. Thomas Jefferson masturbated. You don't get much more capitalist than him.

Alan Greenspan is probably masturbating right now. ;)
And now, thank you for inflicting doubly more mental agony than anyone else has ever managed to put me through.

Evil Communists from outer space, you mean.

Not true. Thomas Jefferson masturbated. You don't get much more capitalist than him.

Alan Greenspan is probably masturbating right now. ;)

Sillies. Haven't you seen Dr. Strangelove?

Alan Greenspan is probably masturbating right now. ;)

Yeah, but he's probably the only one using leading economic indicators instead of porn.

Impurify my ... bodily fluids?
:eek:
MASTURBATION IS AN EVIL COMMUNIST PLOT!

Yes it is. Afterall, have you ever seen a commie masturbate?

And now, thank you for inflicting doubly more mental agony than anyone else has ever managed to put me through.

SOmetimes I even impress myself. :D

Yeah, but he's probably the only one using leading economic indicators instead of porn.
Haha too true. :p

SOmetimes I even impress myself. :D
Ever been able to disgust yourself though?

HELL YEAH! i am a satanist as well...and before all of you go judgeing that, i suggest that you do your homework because satanism is pretty amazing. and because i'm satanist...doesn't mean i want to kill christians or anything like that, i'm totally normal! wow *hahaha* that was a tangent.
I dare say there are probably quite a few that will probably have more knoledge then you do on this forum

Yes it is. Afterall, have you ever seen a commie masturbate?
In fact, I have. Boshze moi she was hot. I think it was a 1985 issue of Hustler, "Girls of the Warsaw Pact" or something like that.

Reaper, you've aroused the attention of UpwardThrust. Run, run while you still can!





Better yet, stay right where you are.

In fact, I have. Boshze moi she was hot. I think it was a 1985 issue of Hustler, "Girls of the Warsaw Pact" or something like that.

She was a spy, trying to get you to masturbate.

Ever been able to disgust yourself though?

Once. I was eating a ham sandwich loaded with ham and it had so much ham that I imagined I could bite into it and find a tail. One bite later, I almost puked on my plate. :p

She was a spy, trying to get you to masturbate.
Well then she was an unqualified success; and to her I say spasiba!

Well then she was an unqualified success; and to her I say spasiba!

You should have been more careful!!

You should have been more careful!!
Why? What on Earth are you ranting about?

Masturbation? Good.

Hot slavic chicks in fur hats and little else? Goooood.

Why? What on Earth are you ranting about?

Masturbation? Good.

Hot slavic chicks in fur hats and little else? Goooood.

You could have picked a hot Western chick!

Reaper, you've aroused the attention of UpwardThrust. Run, run while you still can!





Better yet, stay right where you are.
Ill rape him with my big ... intelect

Actually, masturbation is good for the immune system and keeps your sperm vital. I'm all for that. The five seconds of paralysis and expressionless face is just a bonus.Expressionless?

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