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Well since this topic is done sooo much...I figure why not beat it into the ground some more... here are a few questions to answer

What is your sexual orientation?

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)

What is your most erotic fantasy?

How often do you have sex?

How often do you pleasure yourself?

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe

Ok so you can answer any of those things...or discuss some aspect of sexuality that excites you...;)

P.S. I shouldn't have to say this...but NO bashing others for their sexual prefrence and try to keep it semi clean. Anyon breaking either of those two will be reported asap!

I'll answer one of those questions quite directly. I am gay, and it is definitely not a preference, but rather what I am attracted to by birth.

I say this topic is largely over simplified.. people only think in linear terms.. homosexual.. bisexusal... heterosexsual.. but what do any of these terms mean if you dont add in the sexual apeitite which follow them.. if your bisexsual yet only think of sex on rare occasion and either havn't ever or have sex sparingly ( for example 2 or less times a year) what then is the point of idneitifying them as bixseuxal.. one may argue they are more Asexusal then not, as in having no real interest in others or sex itself. Sexsual apetite I would say adds another entire dimension to the discussion

I of course speak from a rather detached perspective being a virgin myself even if im 23.

I'll answer one of those questions quite directly. I am gay, and it is definitely not a preference, but rather what I am attracted to by birth.


Ok...what would be a better word than preference?

Well since this topic is done sooo much...I figure why not beat it into the ground some more... here are a few questions to answer

What is your sexual prefrence?

My preference is to have sex. I don't know what my "prefrence" is. Unless that's how you spell it when you're talking about the gender of holes I prefer to play with...in that case, I am a devout devotee of the female anatomy.

Why?
'Cause that's what makes my dick hard.

When did you notice this prefrence?
When my dick got hard.

What is your most erotic fantasy?
How is that possible to know?

How often do you have sex?
Not nearly often enough.

How often do you pleasure yourself?
See previous and apply intuition.

When was your first time?
Doin' what? Shit fire and save matches, boy, give us some fuckin' NOUNS and stop beatin' around the bush...unless that's what you're gettin' at.

Ok so you can answer any of those things...or discuss some aspect of sexuality that excites you...;)

P.S. I shouldn't have to say this...but NO bashing others for their sexual prefrence and try to keep it semi clean. Anyon breaking either of those two will be reported asap!

"Reported"? Who are you, Frank Burns or the hall monitor from elementary school? You ask a question about sweet nookie and you're bound to get some answers you don't particuarly enjoy. Go "report" them, and you're even more likely to not get any further answers. Relax, son, you'll live longer.

What is your sexual prefrence?
My preference? Well, I like my men dark haired and women red heads or brunettes.

Why?
Because I find them attractive.

When did you notice this prefrence?
Well, I noticed this when I thought about all the men I've dated or asked out and noticed they're all dark haired.

What is your most erotic fantasy?
That's my little secret.

How often do you have sex?
Lately a couple times a week, though usually all within a 24 hour period on the weekend...

How often do you pleasure yourself?
It depends.

When was your first time?
Doing what?

Ok...what would be a better word than preference?
Orientation. Sexual preference the way you mentioned it is better suited for fetishes and such.

Ok...what would be a better word than preference?
If you're looking for a gay/straight/bi answer, then orientation would be the correct term.

"Reported"? Who are you, Frank Burns or the hall monitor from elementary school? You ask a question about sweet nookie and you're bound to get some answers you don't particuarly enjoy. Go "report" them, and you're even more likely to not get any further answers. Relax, son, you'll live longer.


Ok by that i am saying if you say(and these are just examples)"eww fag" or explaining something as "i shoved my hot throbbing c&ck into her P&ssy"(but with the symbols), then you will be reported for breaking forum rules... ie flaming and being dirty(this is supposed to be a pg 13 forum...i think..hah) and i am relaxed man.. i just want everything to be fun, without getting outta control

What is your sexual prefrence?
My preference? Well, I like my men dark haired and women red heads or brunettes.

Why?
Because I find them attractive.

When did you notice this prefrence?
Well, I noticed this when I thought about all the men I've dated or asked out and noticed they're all dark haired.

What is your most erotic fantasy?
That's my little secret.

How often do you have sex?
Lately a couple times a week, though usually all within a 24 hour period on the weekend...

How often do you pleasure yourself?
It depends.

When was your first time?
Doing what?
As a dark-haired man, I just want to say thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my imagination/libido complex (a.k.a. "The Holodeck").

And to Zilam:
When was your first time?
Doing what?

See what I mean?

Ok by that i am saying if you say(and these are just examples)"eww fag" or explaining something as "i shoved my hot throbbing c&ck into her P&ssy"(but with the symbols), then you will be reported for breaking forum rules... ie flaming and being dirty(this is supposed to be a pg 13 forum...i think..hah) and i am relaxed man.. i just want everything to be fun, without getting outta control
"Fun without getting outta control."

Remind me to avoid any party you're throwing.

"Fun without getting outta control."

Remind me to avoid any party you're throwing.


hey its not my fault...imma christian:p

hey its not my fault...imma christian:p
Actually, that is your fault.

If you're so Christian, why in God's name are you asking complete strangers about their sexuality? Don't you have bowdlerized texts, sanitized for your protection, that misinform you?

Actually, that is your fault.

If you're so Christian, why in God's name are you asking complete strangers about their sexuality? Don't you have bowdlerized texts, sanitized for your protection, that misinform you?


Actually as a Christian, I believe i am allowed to explore all the people's of the world. Thats the reason i formulated this thread..I want to explore how various people are different. As for sacred text, since when did the bible say "don't talk about sex"? nope...that religious leaders saying that crap.

Actually as a Christian, I believe i am allowed to explore all the people's of the world. Thats the reason i formulated this thread..I want to explore how various people are different. As for sacred text, since when did the bible say "don't talk about sex"? nope...that religious leaders saying that crap.
A fine answer. As such, you'll receive no more static from me. Well put.

I suppose I'm just used to the ridiculously sensitive types who can't stand to hear "dirty" words let alone think "dirty" thoughts. Kudos to you for avoiding the brainwash.

Well since this topic is done sooo much...I figure why not beat it into the ground some more... here are a few questions to answer
Here are a few answers to question.
What is your sexual prefrence?
Dead women.
Why?
If I were in the business of rationalization, I'd say it comes from the feeling of cleansing that I get from pouring my life and energies are being poured out into an unliving receptacle.
For the most part, though, its just what I get off on.
When did you notice this prefrence?
I always romanticized death, I don't think there was any particular moment when it became sexual.
What is your most erotic fantasy?
That would be telling, wouldn't it?
How often do you have sex?
As often as possible, which is, regretfully, not that often. After all, what is more important, that the living lead a full and enjoyable life, or that a few hunks of rotting meat get stuffed under the ground and forgotten while still "intact"?
How often do you pleasure yourself?
I don't really count. Once a week? Maybe more, maybe less.
When was your first time?
Copulation or pleasuring myself? I guess masturbation probably set in around the early age (early teens, late pre-teens) and sex was some years later (not going into the exact details, 5th amendment and all that jazz).

What is your sexual orientation?

Gay

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)

I always knew, but it hit during puberty.

What is your most erotic fantasy?

No comment.

How often do you have sex?

I can't put a time frame on it. It just happens when it does.

How often do you pleasure yourself?

Every few weeks.

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)

Around 15 years old.

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe

No thanks...

Well since this topic is done sooo much...I figure why not beat it into the ground some more... here are a few questions to answer

What is your sexual orientation? Straight

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)The day I was born and saw the nurse....mmmm

What is your most erotic fantasy? Personal thing you know

How often do you have sex? Never.......for now.

How often do you pleasure yourself? Whenever my right hand is free, sometimes the left hand joins in. But not that often because my right hand gets jealous.
When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse) Grade 10

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe None of your business

Ok so you can answer any of those things...or discuss some aspect of sexuality that excites you...;)

P.S. I shouldn't have to say this...but NO bashing others for their sexual prefrence and try to keep it semi clean. Anyon breaking either of those two will be reported asap!

Your welcome

Well since this topic is done sooo much...I figure why not beat it into the ground some more... here are a few questions to answer

What is your sexual orientation?
Straight.

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)
A long time ago.

What is your most erotic fantasy?
I don't know.

How often do you have sex?
Never, I'm a virgin.

P.S. I shouldn't have to say this...but NO bashing others for their sexual prefrence and try to keep it semi clean. Anyon breaking either of those two will be reported asap!
I only answered a few, I consider those other things extremely personal, and I'm a privacy nut.

Oh, I'll bite. I'll make my first post on this forum in a thread about sexuality. :p

What is your sexual orientation?
I do believe I am completely heterosexual.

How often do you have sex?
Never; I am fat and ugly. :(

How often do you pleasure yourself?
Whenever the urge strikes me.

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)
I was 17.

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe
I have one, but it's not something that I feel comfortable describing...

What is your sexual orientation?
Straight

When did you first notice feeling this way?
Never was any real question

What is your most erotic fantasy?
Umm... probably something involving Halle Berry and a jacuzi

How often do you have sex?
Depends on how tired I am, usually about four times during weekdays and four on weekends

How often do you pleasure yourself?
Once a week maybe, I get what I need from my girlfriend

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?
Many, many years ago.

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe
Not really.

Happy? :confused:

What is your sexual orientation? Straight until further notice

When did you first notice feeling this way? I didn't really notice anything until everybody around me started being bi and I tried to do that but it didn't really work for me so I guess either as long as I remember or 12 depending on how you see it.

What is your most erotic fantasy? ... I'm afraid I don't see much possible variety to answer this question.

How often do you have sex? Haven't yet. (Maybe that's why I can't think of much variety to answer the previous question)

How often do you pleasure yourself? Most every day but I'm trying not to so much because I notice when I skip a week for my period it's a lot better when I get back.

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others? About a year ago (I was almost 15, then). I broke up with that guy though and haven't gotten nearly to that point with my current boyfriend.

Do you have any fetishes? Don't think so.

Well since this topic is done sooo much...I figure why not beat it into the ground some more... here are a few questions to answerOkeedokee

What is your sexual orientation?Towards sexually mature females.
When did you first notice feeling this way?At a very young age.

What is your most erotic fantasy?It changes. I'll get bored with one and find a new one.

How often do you have sex?Not very much right now, as I've been single for nearly a year.

How often do you pleasure yourself?Often enough.

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?With my most recent ex-girlfriend.

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describeI enjoy it when the girl willingly submits to me.

Well since this topic is done sooo much...I figure why not beat it into the ground some more... here are a few questions to answer

What is your sexual orientation?

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)

What is your most erotic fantasy?

How often do you have sex?

How often do you pleasure yourself?

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe

Ok so you can answer any of those things...or discuss some aspect of sexuality that excites you...;)

P.S. I shouldn't have to say this...but NO bashing others for their sexual prefrence and try to keep it semi clean. Anyon breaking either of those two will be reported asap!

me i like lucky charms...and i am a creep

Well since this topic is done sooo much...I figure why not beat it into the ground some more... here are a few questions to answer

What is your sexual orientation?
I'm fairly straight in my interests but i act like *nothing* is sacred, sexually.

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)
Around 12 years old, although i'd been attracted to feminine persuasion for much longer.

What is your most erotic fantasy?
I don't know. I don't think i have them anymore. Too busy reading/working.

How often do you have sex?
Two or three times a week.

How often do you pleasure yourself?Quite often, but i usually save the "sexual pleasuring" with my wife.

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)Well, when i was five, a neighbour boy thought it'd be funny to reenact something he'd walked in on his parents with me, but at that age we didn't have either the working parts or the proper mindset, so nothing happened but laughs. Until the parents walked in, finding us partially naked. *shrug*
I lost my virginity at year 12, almost 13, with a 16 yr old girl (i looked and sounded a lot older than i was) who was supposed to be watching out for me. It wasn't fun and basically scared me away from sex for four years.

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describeAgain, nothing comes to mind for physical things. But i am a very psychologically twisted individual, so mindsex can be particularly bizarre.

Well, that was rather boring, in retrospect.

What is your sexual orientation?
Gay

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)
Some years ago.

What is your most erotic fantasy?
You said the thread was to be kept clean...:D

How often do you have sex?
Never had it.

How often do you pleasure yourself?
Stopped counting.

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)
Like I said... Never.

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe
Not right now at least...

You know what is next? A sex stories thread, you just watch.

You know what is next? A sex stories thread, you just watch.
What a great idea! :D

What is your sexual orientation?
[QUOTE]
Bisexual
[QUOTE=Zilam]When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)
Can't remember, I'm that old now.

What is your most erotic fantasy?
Gangbanging my wife

How often do you have sex?
At least daily, sometimes more

How often do you pleasure yourself?
Now, almost never.

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)
When I was 15

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe
Not sure if group sex counts as a fetish

What a great idea! :D

You Fool! Do you know what you will unleash?!

What is your sexual orientation?
Straight, preferrably.

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)
Since birth.

What is your most erotic fantasy?
"mammary intercourse" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammary_intercourse)

How often do you have sex?
Never. Still a virgin. :(

How often do you pleasure yourself?
1 to 3 times a day.

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)
A little more than a decade ago.

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe
Horny goth chicks with big boobs, younger babes, older women, big boobs.

What is your most erotic fantasy?
"mammary intercourse" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammary_intercourse)

Its called mammy intercourse?

Its called mammy intercourse?
If I called it "tit-fucking", it'd make people think I was banging a bird instead. :p

If I called it "tit-fucking", it'd make people think I was banging a bird instead. :p

When I saw mammy intercourse I thought it was some weird mother-son deal.

When I saw mammy intercourse I thought it was some weird mother-son deal.
Well that's what you get when a virgin talks about sex.

lmao

What is your sexual orientation?
Heterosexual.

When did you first notice feeling this way?
Thoughts of women began to arouse me when I was in the 4th or 5th grade.

What is your most erotic fantasy?
Oh, but there are so many! Um... hmm... probably eating my ladyfriend out during her period. Or her somehow becoming a vampiress and biting me during sex.

How often do you have sex?
Haven't yet.

How often do you pleasure yourself?
Used to be every day, now it's just several times a week.

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?
Haven't done anything other than making out, the first time of which was last november.

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe
Well, vampirism it seems. I don't want to be the vampire, I want to date the vampire. Um, piercings and tattoos sometimes turn me on, as does the "gothic" aesthetic sometimes. I seem to be more turned on by the idea of me eating my ladyfriend out than her giving me head. I also have an inexplicable fixation on her tummy.

Woot.

Actually as a Christian, I believe i am allowed to explore all the people's of the world. Thats the reason i formulated this thread..I want to explore how various people are different. As for sacred text, since when did the bible say "don't talk about sex"? nope...that religious leaders saying that crap.


"Immorality or any impurity or greed must not even be mentioned among you, as is fitting among holy ones, no obscenity or silly or suggestive talk, which is out of place, but instead, thanksgiving. "

Ephesians 5:4

What is your sexual orientation? straight.

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other) when I snuck into my fathers workshop and watched his stash of videos

What is your most erotic fantasy? that is for me to enjoy... :D

How often do you have sex? not as often as I'd like...

How often do you pleasure yourself? Perhaps.... too often...

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse) soon... I hope... probably not tho.

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe ??? none discovered... unless abstinance is a fetish.

Well since this topic is done sooo much...I figure why not beat it into the ground some more... here are a few questions to answer

What is your sexual orientation?

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)

What is your most erotic fantasy?

How often do you have sex?

How often do you pleasure yourself?

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe

Ok so you can answer any of those things...or discuss some aspect of sexuality that excites you...;)

P.S. I shouldn't have to say this...but NO bashing others for their sexual prefrence and try to keep it semi clean. Anyon breaking either of those two will be reported asap!
Straight.
I guess i had urgess at 12-14 Not that i had any thoughts of gayness.
...
I couldn't say i have it that often
Never
hmmm
No fetishes.

I really don't think you guys want me to answer these questions........:D


What is your sexual orientation?
straight

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)
I am not sure, I spent a lot of time not wanting to think about it at all when I was young because of abuse
What is your most erotic fantasy?
can't tell, it's not PG-13
How often do you have sex?
whenever I have time
How often do you pleasure yourself?
not going to answer that one ;)
When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)
also not going to answer that one :(
Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe
yes. no, I won't describe them, they also aren't PG-13

What is your sexual orientation? Straight.

When did you first notice feeling this way? I've no idea; I just always was.

What is your most erotic fantasy? Dunno.

How often do you have sex? On average, two or three times a week, I suppose. Some weeks several times daily, other weeks only once.

How often do you pleasure yourself? Rarely these days, great sex with my boyfriend kind of makes masturbation redundant.

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse) When I was 18, for all of the examples proffered. Edit: 18 was the first time I willingly engaged in a sexual act. If we're talking about the first time it actually happened, regardless of consent, I was 10.

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe Nothing extraordinary.

I really don't think you guys want me to answer these questions........:D Well... you didn't...

Well... you didn't...
actually.... she did.


and quite well too. now if you don't mind...

*AFK*

actually.... she did.


and quite well too. now if you don't mind...

*AFK*
"Not going to answer" is "not an answer" in my book ;)

"Not going to answer" is "not an answer" in my book ;)
it is an answer. if you don't like it as an "answer"

how about these then?

I don't know

and

it's too painful to talk about.

it is an answer. if you don't like it as an "answer"

how about these then?

I don't know

and

it's too painful to talk about.
for the record... I didn't need the clarification.

*friendly wave to Smunkeeville*

it is an answer. if you don't like it as an "answer"

how about these then?

I don't know

and

it's too painful to talk about.Sorry :(
I was going off on a semantics debate and I didn't intend to cross the lines I seem to have crossed.

Sorry :(
I was going off on a semantics debate and I didn't intend to cross the lines I seem to have crossed.
to be fair, I probably could have answered the "pleasuring yourself" question, but I didn't due to semantics.....

oh, and the other, I am mostly over it, but still have problems, it's not your fault...;) I get defensive about it.

for the record... I didn't need the clarification.

*friendly wave to Smunkeeville*
*waves back* :D

What is your sexual orientation?
Straight

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)
Um, there wasn't really anything to notice, that's just how it was. *shrug*

What is your most erotic fantasy?
Not telling. =)

How often do you have sex?
Lately, not at all. =(

How often do you pleasure yourself?
Not telling. =)

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)
17

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe
Not telling. =)

What is your sexual orientation? Gay.

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other) Uhm.. around 11ish?

What is your most erotic fantasy? Not sure.

How often do you have sex? About once a month while single, about once a day while not.

How often do you pleasure yourself? Not very often.

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse) 14

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe Oh-ho, my fetishes are not suitable for minors.

Ok so you can answer any of those things...or discuss some aspect of sexuality that excites you... I like guy with smooth stomachs. None of this muscle crap.

What is your sexual orientation?
Straight

When did you first notice feeling this way?
When I was 4 and I realized my bestfriend was a female and she had "different" parts.

What is your most erotic fantasy?
Don't know yet, when I find out I'll tell you. Although, I did always love when I'd be in the shower and she'd get in while wearing a tight T-shirt that just got tighter with the water. *melt*

How often do you have sex?
Depends on the season

How often do you pleasure yourself?
Haven't done so since I was 8.

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?
12 years old.

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe
Nope.

I notice that the female posters are slightly more prudish. Not one has given an answer for how often they pleasure themselves.

What is your sexual prefrence?
My preference? Well, I like my men dark haired and women red heads or brunettes.
Are you an actual bisexual female or a 'trend' bisexual female?


What is your most erotic fantasy?
"mammary intercourse" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammary_intercourse)

*reads article*

Dude, what about the vagina?

Are you an actual bisexual female or a 'trend' bisexual female?


*reads article*

Dude, what about the vagina?

You get more use out of the female body this way. Not that I view women as sexual objects.

What is your sexual orientation?

Asexual


When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)

Since ever lol.

What is your most erotic fantasy?

I don't have one.

How often do you have sex?

never.

How often do you pleasure yourself?

Never.

[quote]When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)[/qyote]

Never had one.

You get more use out of the female body this way. Not that I view women as sexual objects.Couldn't you also get the same use from an overweight man?

Well since this topic is done sooo much...I figure why not beat it into the ground some more... here are a few questions to answer

1. What is your sexual orientation?

2. When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)

3. What is your most erotic fantasy?

4. How often do you have sex?

5. How often do you pleasure yourself?

6. When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)

7. Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe
1. Heterosexual

2. At about the age of eight, as I recall

3. Don't really have any anymore; done did 'em all, bro! :D

4. That's all over the map. No real way to say.

5. None 'o yo day-um biznizz! :D

6. At about the age of 12

7. No personal fetishes that I know of. I tend to adopt the fetishes which give my partner the most pleasure.

How often do you have sex?
Lately, not at all. =(
That's fixable. :)


Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe
Not telling. =)
I know at least one of them! :D

What is your sexual orientation?

Straight. Not quite exclusively, but close enough

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)

about 12/13

What is your most erotic fantasy?

There's a sea anemone, a flapjack, and a n00b with gun smilies

How often do you have sex?

Not very often as my girlfriend lives far away and I only see her every few months. But when we're together :fluffle::fluffle::fluffle:

How often do you pleasure yourself?

More than once a day, usually, but less than four times

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)

18, 18 and 18, in that order

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe

Not really

What is your sexual orientation? Bi

When did you first notice feeling this way? For as long as I can remember. (So at least a week)

What is your most erotic fantasy? A quiet house. No ... that's it. Actual quiet.

How often do you have sex? Daily

How often do you pleasure yourself? Daily

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others? Around 8, no intercourse until 18 though.

Do you have any fetishes? Horse hobbles.

Nothing much to tell, really. I believe I have the same sex drive and fantasies and whatnot as anyone, though I do find I've been laid more often than the average. Being a tall drummer with long hair and baby blue eyes helps that, though.

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Well since this topic is done sooo much...I figure why not beat it into the ground some more... here are a few questions to answer

What is your sexual prefrence? {changed now to "orientation"}

My preference is to have sex. I don't know what my "prefrence" is. Unless that's how you spell it when you're talking about the gender of holes I prefer to play with...in that case, I am a devout and ardent devotee of the female anatomy.

Why?
'Cause that's what makes my dick hard.

When did you notice this prefrence?
When my dick got hard. Okay, okay, roughly eight years old.

What is your most erotic fantasy?
How is that possible to know? I can't speak of fantasies I've yet to imagine. I used to indulge in three-matings or multiple fantasies, but not anymore. I think it's greedy, egotistical and most importantly, wasteful. I suppose it would involve being seduced by someone who wasn't overwhelmingly attractive, thin or in most ways conventional, who managed to arouse and seduce me with her wit and her mind. I can't say I'm holding my breath. Getting aroused by pulchritude is just too easy. Don't get me wrong, sometimes easy attraction is exactly what I need. More often than not, I prefer to be mentally caressed before I'm testing the coefficient of friction of our skin.

How often do you have sex?
Not nearly often enough.

How often do you pleasure yourself?
See previous and apply intuition.

When was your first time?
Doin' what? Shit fire and save matches, boy, give us some fuckin' NOUNS and stop beatin' around the bush...unless that's what you're gettin' at. If you mean when was the first time I had intercourse-as-it's-commonly-thought-of, that would be the week before my 21st birthday. She loved the man she was engaged to but was no longer sexually attracted to him. She called off the wedding (a month before it was to happen) and rang me up. Even though I was glad to have had the experience, I still don't think I was fully ready for it.

What is your sexual orientation?
Probably bisexual would be closest

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)
Don't remember first noticing, I've pretty much always just felt that.

What is your most erotic fantasy?
Couldn't possibly say ;)

How often do you have sex?
Not often

How often do you pleasure yourself?
Not often

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)
When I was about 15

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe
Not a chance :p

I know at least one of them! :D

:eek: O RLY?

(btw, you have an (entirely unrelated!) TG)

:eek: O RLY?

(btw, you have an (entirely unrelated!) TG)
So do you ... entirely unrelated as well. :D

What is your sexual orientation?
Bisexual.
When did you first notice feeling this way?
I've always felt this way, but I realised that I could actually find females as attractive as I can males and this was different to the "norm" at around the age of 12 I suppose.
What is your most erotic fantasy?
I really don't know how you rank what's "most erotic".
How often do you have sex?
I don't have sex, yet.
How often do you pleasure yourself?
It can vary from three times a day to once a fortnight.
When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)
First ever sexual experience was 14, but still a virgin in the sense of actual intercourse.
Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe
Yup, but describing would totally disregard the PG-13 rule :P

'Cause that's what makes my dick hard.


Best. Answer. Evar!

1) I consider myself straight because I find I am very attracted to the feminine. Thus very butch girls don’t appeal and shemales that can easily pass as women do. Basically – ignoring the plumbing in the crotch - women turn me on and men turn me off.

2) I’ve never really ‘noticed’ anything – and cannot really remember a time when I thought girls were icky and had cooties or any such thing. I do recall stealing my father’s playboys when I was 6.

3) Would take a while to write, and be far far too scandalous for a public forum anyway.

4) Varies greatly – when I have a girlfriend, about twice a day or as close to that as we can manage. When single – such as the last few months :( about once a week.

5) That depends on a lot of factors – sometimes I go a couple weeks without, sometimes daily.

6) All the neighborhood kids started playing around and exploring when we were about 10 ~ 12. So started oral then but didn’t have actual intercourse till I was 21.

7) Not really any fetishes per se – but I am very open minded about pretty much everything. Aside from humiliation and severe pain, I don’t really have any hard limits with my partners, so I tend to dabble in whatever turns them on (and I get off on getting them off, so it’s all good).

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe
Yup, but describing would totally disregard the PG-13 rule :P
mmmm i love my dirty girlfriend ;) :p :fluffle:

i suppose i should add my 2 cents to this thread...



What is your sexual orientation?
straight. i'm not blind though - i do recognise a good looking or attractive bloke when i see one, and also recognise a 'hot' male body. but a) the thought of doing anything sexual with another man really doesn't turn me on, and b) chicks in general turn me on a hell of a lot more :p
there's something really magical about the female form... i can quite see why artists and photographers love painting or contrasting those contours and curves and lovely-bits... :D

When did you first notice feeling this way?
always have. suppose i realised its ok to realise some men are attractive - and that it doesn't make me "gay" - in the last 2 years or so.

What is your most erotic fantasy?
tough one. probably a threesome, be it MFF or MMF (the latter focused on the woman, thank you... no M-M funny-business!)
or a 69... not too adventurous, but kinda fitting seeing how this is post #69 :D

How often do you have sex?
never :(

How often do you pleasure yourself?
often :p
once upon a time it could be up to 5 or 7 times a day when i was really bored, nowadays its more like once a day or every other day *shrugs*

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)
umm... perhaps a few weeks ago... *shiftyeyes*

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe
not sure... i have a thing for high heels and legs. also a bit of a thing for petite girls, but that's sorta going away as of late...

What is your sexual orientation?
Asexual.

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)
It's hard to say. I knew I was less sexual than my peers from age 12 or earlier, but the extent of which I didn't realize until I was 14 or 15, when I talked to my friend about her ascent into sexuality.

What is your most erotic fantasy?
Involving myself, just kissing and cuddling my crush.

How often do you have sex?

How often do you pleasure yourself?

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)

Never x 3.

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe

Eh, I like nice hair.

There's something really magical about the female form... i can quite see why artists and photographers love painting or contrasting those contours and curves and lovely-bits... :D
Ohhhh, yesss. I admire it all, although I have to aver that I have a bit of a fascination with that curve of hip arching up to waist, and the outter swell of breast, and the shape of legs when the owner is wearing high heels, and the curve of neck, and ... Ah, hell! I just love it all! :D

Ohhhh, yesss. I admire it all, although I have to aver that I have a bit of a fascination with that curve of hip arching up to waist, and the outter swell of breast, and the shape of legs when the owner is wearing high heels, and the curve of neck, and ... Ah, hell! I just love it all! :D
Mmm, yes... I can second your general sentiment but I do love that especially :D
Plus, that area's extra sensitive on myself too.... mmm.... *melts*.... :P

Mmm, yes... I can second your general sentiment but I do love that especially :D
Plus, that area's extra sensitive on myself too.... mmm.... *melts*.... :P
LOL! We've got to stop meeting like this! PM will kill me! :eek:

I have a bit of a fascination with that curve of hip arching up to waist

I've always liked the way the buttocks curve into the back.

and the outter swell of breast

Woo! Side boob! Awesome. :D

Ohhhh, yesss. I admire it all, although I have to aver that I have a bit of a fascination with that curve of hip arching up to waist, and the outter swell of breast, and the shape of legs when the owner is wearing high heels, and the curve of neck, and ... Ah, hell! I just love it all! :D
:p damn right! :D
the shape and toned (especially with heels... why i love em ;)) curve of the calf leading up to the shapely thigh, the little curved bit behind the knee connecting the two, the v-shape and outwards curve of the crotch (mm such a sexy word :p), the upward curves there, the long curve of the hips and waist, the stomach, sometimes ribs, underside of the breast, the full breast all curvey and lovely, even shoulders and neck, arms, forearms... every bit of a lady is just lovely!
maybe i went on a bit too much there, but i think there's only one bit of a lady, or one shape of a lady that doesn't turn me on in some way... and that's feet. i'm just not a feet man... i don't get that particular fetish :confused:

black and white naked photography rules... there's little more erotic than it, but also little more... sensual, more... aesthetically appealing, i guess (struggling to find words). good contrast and lighting is key... really want to turn my hand to it one day... :)


Mmm, yes... I can second your general sentiment but I do love that especially :D
Plus, that area's extra sensitive on myself too.... mmm.... *melts*.... :P
haha you squirm away and say it tickles there! :p

maybe i'm just not touching right... ;)

i'm just not a feet man... i don't get that particular fetish :confused:

Me neither ... but I can bring my wife to orgasm by massaging her feet. And that's all I'm going to say about that.

black and white naked photography rules... there's little more erotic than it, but also little more... sensual, more... aesthetically appealing, i guess (struggling to find words). good contrast and lighting is key... really want to turn my hand to it one day... :)
Was that an intentional double entendre? :p

black and white naked photography rules... there's little more erotic than it, but also little more... sensual, more... aesthetically appealing, i guess (struggling to find words). good contrast and lighting is key... really want to turn my hand to it one day... :)

By "turn my hand to it" do you mean you want to try taking b/w nude photographs?

Me neither ... but I can bring my wife to orgasm by massaging her feet. And that's all I'm going to say about that.
ooh *takes note* ;)


Was that an intentional double entendre? :p
yes :D
gotta love innuendo! :p


By "turn my hand to it" do you mean you want to try taking b/w nude photographs?
*nods*

LOL! We've got to stop meeting like this! PM will kill me! :eek:
It was Huw's hand I was remembering there ;)

haha you squirm away and say it tickles there! :p

maybe i'm just not touching right... ;)
It does tickle sometimes! But other times you do touch just right.... ;)
*decides to move this conversation back to msn :P*

It was Huw's hand I was remembering there ;)
Whew! Thank goodness! :D

Whew! Thank goodness! :D
Yeah right. :rolleyes: :p

It was Huw's hand I was remembering there ;)


It does tickle sometimes! But other times you do touch just right.... ;)
*decides to move this conversation back to msn :P*
Get a room!

or a private conversation window will do

Whew! Thank goodness! :D
i'd kick yo' ass :mad: ;)
actually, no, i probably wouldn't.... or couldn't... but its the thought that counts! :P

Get a room!

or a private conversation window will do
love to! :D

Sheesh, you two, get a room. ;)

You're making me all depressed. :( seriously. :(

Couldn't you also get the same use from an overweight man?

You are sick & disgusting, why must you be so sick & disgusting?!

Me neither ... but I can bring my wife to orgasm by massaging her feet. And that's all I'm going to say about that.
I know the spots! Strangely enough, i learned them while i was barefoot, talking on the phone to somebody YEARS ago, and i was scratching the bottom of my foot on the edge of the stair. And then *suddenly*, my prostate pinched in a bizarre manner. Thinking it was a fluke, i rubbed around, and found it again. Reflexology has some charts for these things, which i found out later.

You are sick & disgusting, why must you be so sick & disgusting?!
Why ask why?
Wouldn't the obvious answer be, because i can amuse myself not only at others' expense, but in a way that sticks in their head in a horribly insipid and psychologically painful fashion?

Me neither ... but I can bring my wife to orgasm by massaging her feet. And that's all I'm going to say about that.
Uh ... with WHAT? :D

i'd kick yo' ass :mad: ;)
actually, no, i probably wouldn't.... or couldn't... but its the thought that counts! :P
LOL! Well, after you get that room, I seriously doubt you'll be inclined to kick anyone's ass! :D

Yeah right. :rolleyes: :p
Nice tongue! :D

What is your sexual orientation?

Lesbian.

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)

I've noticed ever since I was old enough to really start thinking about being attracted to people. Now when I admitted it to myself...that's a different story. Approximately 8th grade, I believe.

What is your most erotic fantasy?

Don't really have one, honestly. I don't think about it that much.

How often do you have sex?

Never. My girlfriend isn't into it, and my relationships don't need to be physical for me to be happy.

How often do you pleasure yourself?

Never. People tell me I'm crazy, but it isn't my thing. In fact, thinking about doing so makes me feel vaguely nauseous.

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)

Can't answer that without permission. ^_~

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe

Not in particular. I would consent to light bondage, but I can't say it's extremely appealing. I do like biting, though not hard enough to draw blood.

Sheesh, you two, get a room. ;)

You're making me all depressed. :( seriously. :(
awww sorry dude :fluffle:

i could promise to try and not be promiscuous or talk about her for... maybe 20 minutes... but you know i can't do that! :p

Reflexology has some charts for these things, which i found out later.
care to share?

LOL! Well, after you get that room, I seriously doubt you'll be inclined to kick anyone's ass! :D
O RLY? :D

Nice tongue! :D
hahahahaha :p :p

What is your sexual orientation?
Straight

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)
I don't remember NOT feeling this way, I just feel how I feel.

What is your most erotic fantasy?
It changes depending on how I am feeling, but I am NOT sharing it with anyone other than the big Canuck.

How often do you have sex?
Lots thank you, more at weekends. :D

How often do you pleasure yourself?
On my own? Never now.

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)
9, but not of my own choice.

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe
Are you having a laugh? Tell total strangers that?

Are you having a laugh? Tell total strangers that?
i did! but then, i always seem to say too much compared to other people on here :p

i did! but then, i always seem to say too much compared to other people on here :pYou do. :p And you always make me feel all stuck-up in the process for having given only much more scarce information.

But then I think about it for, oh, 2 seconds tops, and go back to feeling relieved and pointing my finger at you and laughing. :p j/k

Actually, that is your fault.

If you're so Christian, why in God's name are you asking complete strangers about their sexuality? Don't you have bowdlerized texts, sanitized for your protection, that misinform you?

I resent that

A christian showing an open mind, and you go and blast him for it!

I'm a gay christian, and the fact I'm gay made me reassess my understanding of my faith

Don't generalise christianity

edit:

after reading further i see you adjusted your point of view :)

i did! but then, i always seem to say too much compared to other people on here :p

Yes, but you are a sweetheart so thats OK

I just told people I don't know how often I have sex, so I have no room at all to say a damn thing....I just wanted to keep somethings private, like i am sure you do too really. You are just honest and frank. (well I think you are Huw aren't you? but you know what I mean)

"Immorality or any impurity or greed must not even be mentioned among you, as is fitting among holy ones, no obscenity or silly or suggestive talk, which is out of place, but instead, thanksgiving. "

Ephesians 5:4

Using this bible quote implies that sexuality is immoral

Which it is not

You do. :p And you always make me feel all stuck-up in the process for having given only much more scarce information.

But then I think about it for, oh, 2 seconds tops, and go back to feeling relieved and pointing my finger at you and laughing. :p j/k
well fine, i can take your abuse... *cries in corner* ;)

i seriously don't know why i always seem to share personal stuff with strangers. just sorta, always have *shrugs*

Yes, but you are a sweetheart so thats OK

I just told people I don't know how often I have sex, so I have no room at all to say a damn thing....I just wanted to keep somethings private, like i am sure you do too really. You are just honest and frank. (well I think you are Huw aren't you? but you know what I mean)
ah but on the last page i owned up to being a virgin. beat that! :p
though you can call me Frank if you really like :p :fluffle:

care to share?

No problem. Find your arch and go forward on your foot just a smidge, in the middle. I was scratching about the middle of the foot on the right, so i know that one works. I had a scratching motion that was driving my foot forwards so it stroked the nerve in the direction of the heel, around about a cm deep or just a smidge shallower. The nerve is just slightly off the center, on the inward side. Dig around a little and you'll find it. The contraction almost burns, depending on how you do it.
I'm not taking into account fallen arches or abnormal nervous system dvpmnt, or unusual callous thickness - so i imagine it's "different strokes for different folks".

Seriously, i'm not trying to waste your time here.

What is your sexual orientation? Bi

When did you first notice feeling this way?( i guess more or less, when did you notice you were gay/straight/bi/ other)

Some time early on during my time at an all-girl's highschool.

What is your most erotic fantasy?

It's not really a fantasy anymore. Been done too many times. Basically intercourse with a male and female at the same time.

How often do you have sex?

Not as often as I'd like anymore.

How often do you pleasure yourself?

Very rarely, only when it's desperately needed -like tonight maybe.

When was your first time having sexual encounter with others?(like fellatio, hand jobs, intercourse)

14

Do you have any fetishes? If so, describe

Asphyxiation, but not to the point of passing out. Just enough to be numb everywhere except where the penetration is all that can be felt. I'm slightly masochistic.

How often do you have sex?

Not as often as I'd like anymore.

How often do you pleasure yourself?

Very rarely, only when it's desperately needed -like tonight maybe.
I DO have a webcam if you're interested..... ;)

you can call me Frank if you really like :p :fluffle:

OK Frank, then I will :D :fluffle: