NationStates Jolt Archive


Eat this Chuck Norris

An archie
27-03-2006, 16:23
http://videosift.com/story.php?id=846

(warning, it's pretty violent 80's style)
Seosavists
27-03-2006, 16:35
Keep an eye out for ya Sting ray!:D :D
Teh_pantless_hero
27-03-2006, 16:40
This would be the best fight scene of all time - if no other fight scenes had ever been made. The guy who titled this has never seen a Bruce Lee movie. It's the most gruesome fight scene.
Demented Hamsters
27-03-2006, 16:42
Keep an eye out for ya Sting ray!:D :D
"Yeah! See ya!"
Demented Hamsters
27-03-2006, 16:45
It must have taken them a long time to learn their lines.
"Yahhh!"
"Arghhh!"
"Yahhh!"
"Uh!"
"Argh!"
"Huawah!"
"Yaghhhh!"
"Wait, I'm meant to say "Yaghhhhh!", not you! For fuck's sake, learn your fucking lines! I can't work with this amateur. I'll be in my trailer"
German Nightmare
27-03-2006, 16:51
Amazing. Two lines of dialogue - and they've already been quoted, too!!!

I like it better than anything I've seen with Nuck Chorris in it - because he's not in it!
GreaterPacificNations
27-03-2006, 16:59
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAH AH HA AH AH AH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEEE HEEE HOOOOOOOOOHOHO HO HO HA HA HEE HEE He-he...BWA HWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG! ROFLMAO! Holy shit! That was amazing!
Demented Hamsters
27-03-2006, 17:00
This would be the best fight scene of all time - if no other fight scenes had ever been made. The guy who titled this has never seen a Bruce Lee movie. It's the most gruesome fight scene.
Or an old Jackie Chan movie, or Jet Li movie (especially 'Fist of Legend') or more recently a Tony Jaa movie ('Oong Bak' or 'Tom Yum Goong').
Demented Hamsters
27-03-2006, 17:02
Fuck this movie.
THIS movie has the greatest fight scene of all time:
http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=864

(warning, it's pretty bloody. Bloody hilarious!)
Teh_pantless_hero
27-03-2006, 17:04
Or an old Jackie Chan movie, or Jet Li movie (especially 'Fist of Legend') or more recently a Tony Jaa movie ('Oong Bak' or 'Tom Yum Goong').
Kickboxer 4 was on TV Saturday, and it was terrible, yet it's fight scenes were still better than this. And the main evil guy had an atrocious bald wig with a really crappy ponytail thing.
Drunk commies deleted
28-03-2006, 16:09
That was pretty damn awful.

try this instead. http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2532247
Cute Dangerous Animals
28-03-2006, 21:11
http://www.heavy.com/browserling3.php?vchid=28&video_id=979
Cute Dangerous Animals
28-03-2006, 21:14
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/77750

then click 'watch this movie'
Terecia
28-03-2006, 23:06
This would be the best fight scene of all time - if no other fight scenes had ever been made. The guy who titled this has never seen a Bruce Lee movie. It's the most gruesome fight scene.

Wrong. The most brutal kung fu movie is "The Story of Ricky." For those of you that have seen it....you'll understand.

Oh yeah, it was also called Riki Oh.