NationStates Jolt Archive


I Want This! I Need This!

IL Ruffino
27-03-2006, 06:08
http://us.st11.yimg.com/store1.yimg.com/I/benjerry1_1884_4478490
The Pint Lock

This idea came from one of our fans! He wrote us about how he lives in mental turmoil after buying Ben & Jerry's. He was so afraid that his roommates would eat his pint...he couldn't concentrate at work! He suggested we sell our pints in stainless steel, bulletproof containers with a little padlock. While we couldn't actually do THAT, we came up with the Euphori-Lock!
http://store.benjerry.com/pintlock.html

This looks awesome! Buy me it.
Please?
NERVUN
27-03-2006, 06:10
This looks awesome! Buy me it.
Please?
Er... what's to stop a would be ice cream thief from just cutting the paper carton open to get at the ice cream?
Cannot think of a name
27-03-2006, 06:10
This invites me to cut out the center of the top just to spite the roommate who did that.


Not really...just thought of that. Eating your roommates food is a dick move
Anti-Social Darwinism
27-03-2006, 06:10
You mean you don't eat the whole pint at one sitting?
IL Ruffino
27-03-2006, 06:17
You mean you don't eat the whole pint at one sitting?
Believe me, I do. But just to have this. What if you buy in bulk? Oh dear lord what if you buy in bulk!
Jihen
27-03-2006, 06:20
...Who dropped the stupid in this gene pool?

Honestly though, what in god's name. That people who could be working on making better weapons for killing terriorsts are working on this kinda stuff if anti-american.

Than again, it's most likely made in China.

Buy American. (Chinese made, American invented.)
M3rcenaries
27-03-2006, 06:59
What Happened To Post Of Death!
IL Ruffino
27-03-2006, 07:04
What Happened To Post Of Death!
It got moved to Spam :(
THE LOST PLANET
27-03-2006, 07:22
...Who dropped the stupid in this gene pool?]*hands Jihen a mirror*
Honestly though, what in god's name. That people who could be working on making better weapons for killing terriorsts are working on this kinda stuff if anti-american.

Than again, it's most likely made in China.

Buy American. (Chinese made, American invented.)Look! That's him right there!
RomeW
27-03-2006, 07:25
If your roomates are stealing your food, you need better roomates.
THE LOST PLANET
27-03-2006, 07:31
If your roomates are stealing your food, you need better roomates....Or worse food.;)
New Sans
27-03-2006, 07:47
...Or worse food.;)

Or exotic food. I'm sure you'd love to inform a roomate who's been stealing your food that you never knew they enjoyed various chocolate covered insects.
RomeW
27-03-2006, 07:49
Or exotic food. I'm sure you'd love to inform a roomate who's been stealing your food that you never knew they enjoyed various chocolate covered insects.

LOL! That's a good one. Just not sure how long that would last though...:S
Peisandros
27-03-2006, 08:11
It got moved to Spam :(
What?!? Well, if that's spam.. Then like 1000 of my posts are spam too.... Damn.
[NS]Simonist
27-03-2006, 09:08
What if you forget the combo? Will you never ever lock another pint?
RomeW
27-03-2006, 09:18
Simonist']What if you forget the combo? Will you never ever lock another pint?
Presumably then you'd have to break into the box, but then that defeats the purpose- and besides, this thing's easy to crack anyway. Not worth my $5.
Carisbrooke
27-03-2006, 10:01
Mingellas make WAY better ice cream...

*Drools*

And their son wins Oscars....Cant be bad.