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Audioslave vs. Autoclave

Dobbsworld
27-03-2006, 06:06
http://www.pushposters.co.uk/new/pics/a/a10047.jpg VS.http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6d/Autoclave_Front_Loading_composition.jpg/300px-Autoclave_Front_Loading_composition.jpg

Can (http://www.turnpoint.net/wireless/images/huntsassemblybig.jpg) an Ipod (http://clabedan.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ipod_blue_big.gif) containing (http://www.cornellcollege.edu/biology/images/bioimages/wfs2003/Fish%20Containing%20Crate.jpg) all the music (http://tell.fll.purdue.edu/JapanProj/FLClipart/Nouns/Things/music.gif) of Audioslave (http://entimg.msn.com/i/mu/a/audioslave/audioslave_150_081204.jpg) survive (http://www.neatstuff.net/games/Survive.jpg) a turn (http://www.exzooberance.com/virtual%20zoo/they%20fly/tern/Caspian%20Tern%20268034.jpg) in a medical (http://www.braceface.com/medical/medimages2/mvc-629s.jpg) autoclave (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autoclave)?

I (http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/dobbsworld.jpg) wonder if this is something Fass (http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/fass.jpg) might know.
Dobbsworld
27-03-2006, 06:14
Bumps and goes to bed.
Shotagon
27-03-2006, 06:17
LOL, what?
Jihen
27-03-2006, 06:24
LOLCOPTER.

Masturbating is wrong kids. You kill off all the good sperm. Also, you either have to be stoned, stupid, and/or drunk to think of this.

So what is it? Stupid or drunk?

Ipods...tasty ipods. I suck out the inside to gain strength, than I make the cases into an armor.

...Behold the power of mac.
THE LOST PLANET
27-03-2006, 06:38
Why ask Fass? I'm a Hospital Engineer, y'know the guy who maintains and repairs the autoclaves among a thousand other thankless jobs.

No it won't reach temperatures high enough to melt the Ipod, at least not completely.

The good news is the steam will definitely render the piece of equipment inoperable...

...and sterile.
Fass
27-03-2006, 07:35
Why ask Fass? I'm a Hospital Engineer, y'know the guy who maintains and repairs the autoclaves among a thousand other thankless jobs.

Hey! I always take the time to converse with the little people to make them feel important.

It kind of helps to be one of them, though.
Jello Biafra
27-03-2006, 10:41
I like Autoclave better than Audioslave or autoclaves.
Splang
27-03-2006, 12:02
Quality thread.

This gets the Splang General Forum Seal of Approval.
Dobbsworld
27-03-2006, 14:08
Why ask Fass? I'm a Hospital Engineer, y'know the guy who maintains and repairs the autoclaves among a thousand other thankless jobs.

No it won't reach temperatures high enough to melt the Ipod, at least not completely.

The good news is the steam will definitely render the piece of equipment inoperable...

...and sterile.
Oh, my bad. Sorry TLP. Did not know that.

:D

Thanks for the heads-up though!

You rock! The Halls of Medicine! The ones with autoclaves left unattended, anyway!
Whereyouthinkyougoing
27-03-2006, 14:19
Gotta love this thread. :p

Also:
survive (http://www.neatstuff.net/games/Survive.jpg)Bestest looking board game ever.

turn (http://www.exzooberance.com/virtual%20zoo/they%20fly/tern/Caspian%20Tern%20268034.jpg)Definitely. One can never have too much bad punnage.
Kellarly
27-03-2006, 14:23
LOLCOPTER.


You wanting this pic sunshine?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/eminem_01_15/roflcopter.gif
Bobs Own Pipe
27-03-2006, 15:57
Gotta love this thread. :p

Also:
Bestest looking board game ever.

Definitely. One can never have too much bad punnage.
One good tern deserves another.
Dobbsworld
28-03-2006, 01:18
Ahh, what the Hell, it was fun putting this together. It's worth one last bump.

*bumps*
Franberry
28-03-2006, 01:19
What is this?
Dobbsworld
28-03-2006, 01:22
What is this?
What do you think this is?
Imperial Evil Vertigo
28-03-2006, 01:37
Audioslave sucks only because Chris Cornell sucks.

What is Fass? Isn't that a fish?
Dobbsworld
28-03-2006, 01:44
Audioslave sucks only because Chris Cornell sucks.

What is Fass? Isn't that a fish?

I'll make sure to pass that last bit onto Fass when I see 'im. By the by, I'm not really slagging either the band or Mr. Cornell.

I'm just slagging dull weekend threads is all.
Imperial Evil Vertigo
28-03-2006, 02:01
I'll make sure to pass that last bit onto Fass when I see 'im. By the by, I'm not really slagging either the band or Mr. Cornell.

I'm just slagging dull weekend threads is all.
This is why my threat kicks ass
Dobbsworld
28-03-2006, 02:02
This is why my threat kicks ass
*laughs*
Imperial Evil Vertigo
28-03-2006, 02:10
*laughs*
*masterbates*

*laughs*
*^%#$^#$% his %#$^$#%^$% in a %$#&$%^#*
Dobbsworld
28-03-2006, 02:15
*laughs*
*^%#$^#$% his %#$^$#%^$% in a %$#&$%^#*
Look sonny, no need to get all bent out of shape over anything as inconsequential as a fucking music thread parody. But while you're at it, it's extraordinarily uncool to misquote people or worse, put words in their mouth.

Remove your laboured and rather unhip attempt to make me spell "masturbates" incorrectly a'fore I go whine like a wind-turbine in a typhoon about it Moderation already.