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Handing out cookies to everyone not knowing the economic effect it will have is something that should never be done! It leads to a devaluation of the cookie causing everyone to buy cookies and staying home to eat them becoming fat, this leads to a massive price rise in cookies followed by poll on standards of living which most of the population of the world saying their life isn't worth living. This confirms anyone in real depression that they are right they kill themselves this makes more people depressed and they kill themselves leading after only 20 years to the complete destruction of humankind!

So mankind ends. This is bad?

Handing out cookies to everyone not knowing the economic effect it will have is something that should never be done! It leads to a devaluation of the cookie causing everyone to buy cookies and staying home to eat them becoming fat, this leads to a massive price rise in cookies followed by poll on standards of living which most of the population of the world saying their life isn't worth living. This confirms anyone in real depression that they are right they kill themselves this makes more people depressed and they kill themselves leading after only 20 years to the complete destruction of humankind!
Also, what if cookies offend people? They might kill you.

i think its time for your safety to step back from the computer screen go for a walk, the outside world is a nice place...

smile

mmm, cookies...

i think its time for your safety to step back from the computer screen go for a walk, the outside world is a nice place...

smile
No, the light, it burns me!

(Hisses and runs behind a chair)

Cookies are the devils child! OFF WITH THEIR CHOCOLATE CHIPS!

Handing out cookies to everyone not knowing the economic effect it will have is something that should never be done! It leads to a devaluation of the cookie causing everyone to buy cookies and staying home to eat them becoming fat, this leads to a massive price rise in cookies followed by poll on standards of living which most of the population of the world saying their life isn't worth living. This confirms anyone in real depression that they are right they kill themselves this makes more people depressed and they kill themselves leading after only 20 years to the complete destruction of humankind!

:eek:

http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/keks.gif

The destruction of life as we know it is more than worth it for cookies.

Handing out cookies to everyone not knowing the economic effect it will have is something that should never be done! It leads to a devaluation of the cookie causing everyone to buy cookies and staying home to eat them becoming fat, this leads to a massive price rise in cookies followed by poll on standards of living which most of the population of the world saying their life isn't worth living. This confirms anyone in real depression that they are right they kill themselves this makes more people depressed and they kill themselves leading after only 20 years to the complete destruction of humankind!Where's the poll? There should be a poll. I vote "good riddance."

Cookies are the currency for my other region.




But your scenario is unreasonable. It would have to be a massive amount of cookies. *gives cookie*

Cookies are the currency for my other region.

Is this like the bumper sticker, "My other car is a Porsche"?

Is this like the bumper sticker, "My other car is a Porsche"?

No? I was merely implying the devastating affects of free money being handed out to everyone.

Oops, the nation I'm using has cookies.

No? I was merely implying the devastating affects of free money being handed out to everyone.

Oops, the nation I'm using has cookies.
Silly puppet!

I'm a puppet?

I'm a puppet?
That's the way to do it!

Silly puppet!
Silly puppet! Cookies are for threads!

Silly puppet! Cookies are for threads!
*pretends to be a thread*

Handing out cookies to everyone not knowing the economic effect it will have is something that should never be done! It leads to a devaluation of the cookie causing everyone to buy cookies and staying home to eat them becoming fat, this leads to a massive price rise in cookies followed by poll on standards of living which most of the population of the world saying their life isn't worth living. This confirms anyone in real depression that they are right they kill themselves this makes more people depressed and they kill themselves leading after only 20 years to the complete destruction of humankind!

As a representative of the e-Cookie industry, I can assure you that this will not happen sir. We have already taken into account all of the concerns that you have mentioned here, and safeguards have been made against them.

I can guarantee you the finest products, and e-economic stability.

Where's the poll? There should be a poll. I vote "good riddance."
Yes sir right away!

As a representative of the e-Cookie industry, I can assure you that this will not happen sir. We have already taken into account all of the concerns that you have mentioned here, and safeguards have been made against them.

I can guarantee you the finest products, and e-economic stability.
Can you be sure that you'r e-competitors will not ignore the warnings in the interest of profit?

Screw that shit!

*opens a massive box of cookies for the posters of the thread*

*hands Seosavists a cookie*







So I like living e-dangerously. :D

*hands Seosavists a cookie*







So I like living e-dangerously. :D

Look at the post above this one. You didn't even try to one-up me.

*gunshot*

*hands everyone cold pizza*

*hands everyone cold pizza*

*inhales*

*hands Seosavists a cookie*







So I like living e-dangerously. :D
*secretly eats cookie*


You must not accept the cookies! Or eat cookies given freely to you!

polls up!

Look at the post above this one. You didn't even try to one-up me.

*gunshot*
*Dodges bullet*

Look at the time stamp. at the time of writing my post, yours wasn't posted yet.


I can't help it if great minds think alike.

*hands everyone cold pizza*
ohhh.... the breakfast of College Students everywhere!

*munches*

*eats cold pizza with cookie crumbs all over it* Mmmh. Fantasdelicious!

Life isn't worth living without cookies.

*hands out free cookies*

Life isn't worth living without cookies.

*hands out free cookies*
*gives cookie*


*opens a massive box of cookies for the posters of the thread*
The end is nigh!

The end is nigh!
and filled with Chocolate Chips!!!

and filled with Chocolate Chips!!!
Quite tasty too!