If you were a Matrix character, who'd you be?
JiangGuo
26-03-2006, 12:02
Friend of mine just put on the Matrix again, inspired me to make this post.
My choice is Seraph (The Oracle's Guardian). I'm the silent functionary with a complex past.
I may not be the best anymore but I'm not up for deletion just yet.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
26-03-2006, 12:05
Persephone.
I mean, come on, she's just hot.
The blessed Chris
26-03-2006, 12:07
The Oracle. Duh.
I V Stalin
26-03-2006, 12:09
The lady in red. Red looks good on me.
Ok, so I'm not female, but that's just a minor point, and some scrunched up toilet paper, hair extensions, and some make-up will solve that problem.
Hexxalon
26-03-2006, 12:09
I'd be neo no doubt he rules :upyours: :sniper:
I'd be neo no doubt he rules :upyours: :sniper:
no smith rlz:upyours: :upyours:
I V Stalin
26-03-2006, 12:14
I'd be neo no doubt he rules :upyours: :sniper:
Neo may rule, but the 'up yours' and 'sniper' smileys do not. Especially not in a first post.
Deep Kimchi
26-03-2006, 12:16
The Architect. He seemed suitably rude and able to piss people off by being arrogant.
smith
Me too. Only I wouldn’t fuck up. I’d kill Neo on that god damned ship. No taunting at his blindness, just strait away bash his head in. I win.
Shammone MF
26-03-2006, 12:18
MEROVINGIAN
just so French!!!
Mythotic Kelkia
26-03-2006, 12:24
either Ghost or Seraph. Probably Ghost.
Martian colony 43
26-03-2006, 12:27
The baldie cracker from the first movie, think his name was Apoc. I think I'd be that selfish aswell, I just couldn't face life outside the program.
Markreich
26-03-2006, 12:33
Worst. Movie Franchise. Ever.
Deep Kimchi
26-03-2006, 12:36
Worst. Movie Franchise. Ever.
No, that dubious distinction belongs to the Spy Kids franchise...
No, that dubious distinction belongs to the Spy Kids franchise...
Aye, no doubt.
Pintsize
26-03-2006, 12:57
V. No, he wasn't a Matrix character, but he is cooler than almost all of them put together, except maybe Morpheus, but I am so un-black that would be just stupid. And he was played by Hugo Weaving.
Maybe Mouse... Those tommy gun things he used when he was killed were cool.
Markreich
26-03-2006, 13:00
No, that dubious distinction belongs to the Spy Kids franchise...
Spy Kids was more realistic. :D
That and Keanu suspends my suspension of disbelief.
One of the ones that survived.
German Nightmare
26-03-2006, 13:38
I'd be the Matrix.
I'd be the Matrix.
Oh. Look. I glitched! http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/cat.gif
The Nuke Testgrounds
26-03-2006, 13:44
I'd be the .... uhm .... squished tomato.
Great Eastern Plains
26-03-2006, 14:02
The "there is no spoon"-boy :)
OceanDrive2
26-03-2006, 15:38
I am the man with the pills..
http://www.cultureisaweapon.org/twm_powerpoint/images/d.%20slide%203-morpheus.jpg
Dobbsworld
26-03-2006, 16:03
... uhm... I'd be... Agent "Swanky". The Killer AI with a heart of gold and a penchant for frop.
Probably one of the guys in the background who no one actually notices. I'd be the one staring at the Matrix code for the benefit of the heros or something.