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If you were a Matrix character, who'd you be?

JiangGuo
26-03-2006, 12:02
Friend of mine just put on the Matrix again, inspired me to make this post.

My choice is Seraph (The Oracle's Guardian). I'm the silent functionary with a complex past.

I may not be the best anymore but I'm not up for deletion just yet.
Quagmus
26-03-2006, 12:03
smith
Whereyouthinkyougoing
26-03-2006, 12:05
Persephone.

I mean, come on, she's just hot.
The blessed Chris
26-03-2006, 12:07
The Oracle. Duh.
I V Stalin
26-03-2006, 12:09
The lady in red. Red looks good on me.

Ok, so I'm not female, but that's just a minor point, and some scrunched up toilet paper, hair extensions, and some make-up will solve that problem.
Hexxalon
26-03-2006, 12:09
I'd be neo no doubt he rules :upyours: :sniper:
Quagmus
26-03-2006, 12:13
I'd be neo no doubt he rules :upyours: :sniper:
no smith rlz:upyours: :upyours:
I V Stalin
26-03-2006, 12:14
I'd be neo no doubt he rules :upyours: :sniper:
Neo may rule, but the 'up yours' and 'sniper' smileys do not. Especially not in a first post.
Deep Kimchi
26-03-2006, 12:16
The Architect. He seemed suitably rude and able to piss people off by being arrogant.
Undelia
26-03-2006, 12:16
smith
Me too. Only I wouldn’t fuck up. I’d kill Neo on that god damned ship. No taunting at his blindness, just strait away bash his head in. I win.
Shammone MF
26-03-2006, 12:18
MEROVINGIAN

just so French!!!
Mythotic Kelkia
26-03-2006, 12:24
either Ghost or Seraph. Probably Ghost.
Martian colony 43
26-03-2006, 12:27
The baldie cracker from the first movie, think his name was Apoc. I think I'd be that selfish aswell, I just couldn't face life outside the program.
Markreich
26-03-2006, 12:33
Worst. Movie Franchise. Ever.
Deep Kimchi
26-03-2006, 12:36
Worst. Movie Franchise. Ever.

No, that dubious distinction belongs to the Spy Kids franchise...
Sonaj
26-03-2006, 12:47
No, that dubious distinction belongs to the Spy Kids franchise...
Aye, no doubt.
Pintsize
26-03-2006, 12:57
V. No, he wasn't a Matrix character, but he is cooler than almost all of them put together, except maybe Morpheus, but I am so un-black that would be just stupid. And he was played by Hugo Weaving.

Maybe Mouse... Those tommy gun things he used when he was killed were cool.
Markreich
26-03-2006, 13:00
No, that dubious distinction belongs to the Spy Kids franchise...

Spy Kids was more realistic. :D
That and Keanu suspends my suspension of disbelief.
Sirocco
26-03-2006, 13:04
One of the ones that survived.
German Nightmare
26-03-2006, 13:38
I'd be the Matrix.
I'd be the Matrix.

Oh. Look. I glitched! http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/cat.gif
The Nuke Testgrounds
26-03-2006, 13:44
I'd be the .... uhm .... squished tomato.
Great Eastern Plains
26-03-2006, 14:02
The "there is no spoon"-boy :)
OceanDrive2
26-03-2006, 15:38
I am the man with the pills..

http://www.cultureisaweapon.org/twm_powerpoint/images/d.%20slide%203-morpheus.jpg
Dobbsworld
26-03-2006, 16:03
... uhm... I'd be... Agent "Swanky". The Killer AI with a heart of gold and a penchant for frop.
Letila
26-03-2006, 17:12
Probably one of the guys in the background who no one actually notices. I'd be the one staring at the Matrix code for the benefit of the heros or something.