NationStates Jolt Archive


how comfortable are you uncovered/nude in public?

Daistallia 2104
26-03-2006, 11:49
How comfortable are you about showing your skin? Do you cover up every inch? Do you wear the itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dot-bikini to the beach? How about walking down the street? Nudist?
Digsy
26-03-2006, 11:51
I streaked on New years eve.

I didnt even have to (i.e not drinking game compelled).

I'll stop talking now ...
Callisdrun
26-03-2006, 11:52
I have never been naked in public. And I hope never to be until I'm in a little bit better shape.

Normally, I wear a t-shirt and long pants. I wear regular swim trunks to the beach.

While I don't mind changing my shirt in front of people, I don't go around shirtless.
Philosopy
26-03-2006, 11:55
Normally, I wear a t-shirt and long pants. I wear regular swim trunks to the beach.

While I don't mind changing my shirt in front of people, I don't go around shirtless.
Ditto. At least if you mean 'trousers' by 'pants'. :p
Daistallia 2104
26-03-2006, 11:56
As for me, I'm pretty comfy in shorts and an open shirt in the summer and shirtless at the beach.
JiangGuo
26-03-2006, 11:57
Depends if it is approriate for the setting - where it is approriate like on nude beaches. I'm quite comfortable with my body.
Emperor Matthuis
26-03-2006, 11:58
On the beach?

I'm cool with swim shorts and no shirt.
Callisdrun
26-03-2006, 12:02
Ditto. At least if you mean 'trousers' by 'pants'. :p

Oh right. The words mean different things here. Yes, I mean things like jeans, khakis, etc. So yes, trousers.
Digsy
26-03-2006, 12:06
And here I was think that this thread would be rife with streaking stories. NS general I'm dissapointed in you.
Cabra West
26-03-2006, 12:08
Female - and I seem to be comfortable with showing more than the general public likes to see (myself in a swimsuit is generally enough to earn nasty comments on the beach)
Jello Biafra
26-03-2006, 13:09
I will wear as little as a short sleeved t-shirt, shorts, socks, and shoes in public. I will not take off my shirt in public for any reason - including going swimming.
Thriceaddict
26-03-2006, 13:12
Well I regularly streak on the weekends when I'm drunk. So I'm pretty comfortable with myself in public.
Swilatia
26-03-2006, 13:14
Segrated polls are stupid.
NERVUN
26-03-2006, 13:15
As for me, I'm pretty comfy in shorts and an open shirt in the summer.
That's gotta get you a lot of great looks in Osaka. ;)
Peisandros
26-03-2006, 13:22
As for me, I'm pretty comfy in shorts and an open shirt in the summer and shirtless at the beach.
Yep. Sums it up nicely.
Avropolis
26-03-2006, 13:27
Quite happy in shorts only on the beach/round the pool etc on holiday.
Even happier on a nude beach, tried it for the first time a few years ago and there is nothing at all like it.

Average day? Clothed, it's too bloody cold here to do anything else.
The Half-Hidden
26-03-2006, 14:08
If I'm in a warm place then everything can come off except whatever I'm wearing around the sensitive groin area.

But living in Ireland generally necessitates covering up because it's usually cold.
Kanabia
26-03-2006, 14:10
Not at all. I can't recall the last time I went to the beach or anything.
BackwoodsSquatches
26-03-2006, 14:11
Not at all. I can't recall the last time I went to the beach or anything.

Is that legal for an Aussie?
Kanabia
26-03-2006, 14:42
Is that legal for an Aussie?
No. I'm proudly unaustralian, and they can probably find a way to have me tried with sedition or conspiracy or something for saying so. :D

The beach is hot and wet (occasionally sticky) and involves me taking my shirt off. I don't particularly want anything to do with something hot, wet and me being naked or semi-naked if it doesn't involve me getting laid. Furthermore, the sand itches on the way home as it gets into places where it shouldn't, although i'd rather not draw comparisons with sex and itching nether regions in this thread.

Um, so yeah. The beach sucks.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
26-03-2006, 14:46
I don't particularly want anything to do with something hot, wet and me being naked or semi-naked if it doesn't involve me getting laid.
Aw, you robbed me of a perfectly good punchline. But yeah, that would have been far too easy. Sigh.
Fass
26-03-2006, 14:47
Do bath houses count?
Smunkeeville
26-03-2006, 14:49
I am a lot less comfortable being "uncovered" in public than I was before I was a mom, but most of that has less to do with my body and more to do with this annoying little thing I have about "how moms should be".

I haven't been to a nude beach, but if I did go I would go in style (my birthday suit) because what would be the point of a nude beach otherwise.


I have only been naked in public 2 times, one by accident and the other under the influence, I don't think I will be going naked in "non-naked" places again any time soon.
Eutrusca
26-03-2006, 14:54
"how comfortable are you uncovered/nude in public?"

Now I realize that because of virtually universal prejudice against "old people," some of you are going to think "eeewww," but until my recent operation, I was never reluctant to be seen naked. I kept myself fit by running and working out, and was actually quite proud of my body. Truth be known, I still am, but I'm reluctant to put my scar on display. I suspect that it will heal and begin to disappear in time, especially after I join the local YMCA and begin working out again.
Eutrusca
26-03-2006, 14:56
Female - and I seem to be comfortable with showing more than the general public likes to see (myself in a swimsuit is generally enough to earn nasty comments on the beach)
Shame on them! Were I there, I would use my drill seargent voice on them! Mwahahaha! :D
Cabra West
26-03-2006, 14:59
Shame on them! Were I there, I would use my drill seargent voice on them! Mwahahaha! :D

*lol
As much as I appreciate the gesture, what would that change?
Kanabia
26-03-2006, 15:02
Aw, you robbed me of a perfectly good punchline. But yeah, that would have been far too easy. Sigh.

Heh. Too bad.
Eutrusca
26-03-2006, 15:20
*lol
As much as I appreciate the gesture, what would that change?
Um ... have you heard my uber drill seargent voice? Stong men faint dead away! :D
Lionstone
26-03-2006, 15:21
I am perfectly fine going around topless wearing not much, I always wear at least underwear or some swimshorts, but in Britain exposing your genitals to the weather is usually a damn silly idea.
BogMarsh
26-03-2006, 15:28
I'm too relaxed about skin.
Once got a police-complaint about indecent exposure in my own home, in my own effin livingroom, which isn't even VISIBLE from the street.
( some neighbours are just fanatic prudes! )
Kanabia
26-03-2006, 15:36
I'm too relaxed about skin.
Once got a police-complaint about indecent exposure in my own home, in my own effin livingroom, which isn't even VISIBLE from the street.
( some neighbours are just fanatic prudes! )

Ughh. I'd tell them to suck it down. On hot days i'm happy to walk around in my birthday suit. (well, provided nobody else is home)
Smunkeeville
26-03-2006, 15:40
*lol
As much as I appreciate the gesture, what would that change?
hey, I have heard Eut's drill sergant voice and believe me it could make a grown man piss his pants.

see? then you could make fun of them "I may not be perfect, but at least I don't piss my pants"

fixes everything.

(not really, but at least you would have some more ammo, and the jerks would have wet pants.)
BogMarsh
26-03-2006, 15:44
Ughh. I'd tell them to suck it down. On hot days i'm happy to walk around in my birthday suit. (well, provided nobody else is home)

I can't blame 'em for their upbringing nor their religion, can I?
It's just the way they are.

Mine are a lot more relaxed about certain things than theirs.

However, I did show 'em the birdie in retaliation, so to speak...
Kanabia
26-03-2006, 15:51
I can't blame 'em for their upbringing nor their religion, can I?
It's just the way they are.

Mine are a lot more relaxed about certain things than theirs.

However, I did show 'em the birdie in retaliation, so to speak...

No, you can't, but you can certainly blame them for looking intently into your living room, which is a breach of your privacy, and I believe it consitutes a legal misdemeanor in some places.
The Half-Hidden
26-03-2006, 16:07
Do bath houses count?
Ah, sounds like we forgot about the Scandinavian element.
Eutrusca
26-03-2006, 16:09
hey, I have heard Eut's drill sergant voice and believe me it could make a grown man piss his pants.

see? then you could make fun of them "I may not be perfect, but at least I don't piss my pants"

fixes everything.

(not really, but at least you would have some more ammo, and the jerks would have wet pants.)
Mwahahahaha!

Uber Drill Seargent Rant (http://www.gimehost.com/dxOZMrcImHKqHJolWPAR)
Franberry
26-03-2006, 16:12
Well, no shirt at the beach or the pool or on a hot day, yesh sure

but none of that nudist crap, that should be left to hot, young women :p
Jello Biafra
26-03-2006, 16:12
Ah, sounds like we forgot about the Scandinavian element.The are bath houses here, too, though most of them have been shut down.
Potarius
26-03-2006, 16:40
Showing some of "myself" is fine with me, but anything less than a short-sleeved shirt and shorts just wouldn't work.

I am, however, perfectly fine with others being nude, even if they are 300 pounds and extremely ugly. It's their choice, and if I don't wanna look, I don't have to.
Mariehamn
26-03-2006, 16:42
There's only one way to tan when not in sight of anti-B-Day suit police or fundies: in the buff.
I'm rather comfortable. Thank God for my near sightedness or I might have a problem when in the company of the opposite sex.
Skaladora
26-03-2006, 17:08
How comfortable are you about showing your skin? Do you cover up every inch? Do you wear the itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dot-bikini to the beach? How about walking down the street? Nudist?
I go around shirtless a lot in summer. And I'm not self-conscious when nude in the locker rooms, for example. I'm very comfortable with my body, and not ashamed of it in the least.
Lunatic Goofballs
26-03-2006, 18:03
Nothng makes me happier than finding an unexpected moment to get stark raving naked. :)
Intangelon
26-03-2006, 18:06
I don't think it's a matter of whether or not I'M comfortable. Were it me nude, I might be more concerned about the relative comfort of those who'd see me. Really, they shouldn't be subjected to that.
The Half-Hidden
26-03-2006, 18:08
Well, no shirt at the beach or the pool or on a hot day, yesh sure

but none of that nudist crap, that should be left to hot, young women :p
Women aren't about being eye candy.
Hullepupp
26-03-2006, 18:17
Female - and I seem to be comfortable with showing more than the general public likes to see (myself in a swimsuit is generally enough to earn nasty comments on the beach)
:confused:
Heron-Marked Warriors
26-03-2006, 18:22
I don't object to being shirtless and in shorts at the beach or swimming, but anywhere else, I stay in t-shirt and jeans
Skaladora
26-03-2006, 18:26
I don't think it's a matter of whether or not I'M comfortable. Were it me nude, I might be more concerned about the relative comfort of those who'd see me. Really, they shouldn't be subjected to that.
They don't have to stare at you and fantasize on your body if they don't want to.

But I really enjoy being glanced at. I guess that's the narcissist in me. It also helps remind me that even though I'm celibate, it's not because I'm too ugly to be attractive to someone.
Taldaan
26-03-2006, 18:28
I show only a minimum of skin. In public the lowest I'll go is trousers and a t-shirt, and the only difference at home is that I'll wear shorts. I don't often go to the beach, and when I do I wear swim shorts and a rash vest. I avoid swimming pools at all costs.
Dandria
26-03-2006, 20:42
One thing this poll does prove...there are WAY more guys who play nationstates than women.
Dakini
26-03-2006, 20:44
The least I'll wear in public is a bikini. And that I'll only wear at the beech (although if I'm coming from the beech and walking in the same town, I can see just putting shorts on on the bottom and walking around with my bikini top assuming it's not too cold...)
Fass
26-03-2006, 20:46
Ah, sounds like we forgot about the Scandinavian element.

That's OK. We prefer for you to forget.
Rameria
26-03-2006, 20:58
In the summer it gets damn hot where I live, so I wear the least amount of clothing possible without being indecent. Usually this amounts to short shorts and a halter top or tank top. If I'm at the beach/pool/lake I'm quite comfortable in an itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny (but not yellow polka dot) bikini. Never been to a nude beach, but if I were to go, I would be nude (otherwise what would be the point?).
The Half-Hidden
26-03-2006, 21:30
Male: 16% nudists
Female: 6% nudists

Male: 20% topless
Female: 11% topless

Male: 33% some skin's OK
Female: 50% some skin's OK

Male: 17% I cover alot
Female: 33% I cover alot

Male: 14% cover up everything always
Female: 0% cover up everything always

It appears that the female posters are slightly more prudish.

One thing this poll does prove...there are WAY more guys who play nationstates than women.
Yeah, this forum is ~75% male, which is the opposite of the university where I study.

:cool:
Cervixia Vinnland
26-03-2006, 22:47
Some skin is ok, but I wouldn't get naked in public. Now, if it was for a shitload of money like a dare I would. Other than that, I'd only get naked if I was drunk hanging out with my friends at somebodys place lol. *ahhh...drunken lapdance moments* :p haha
Dubya 1000
26-03-2006, 23:00
How comfortable are you about showing your skin? Do you cover up every inch? Do you wear the itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dot-bikini to the beach? How about walking down the street? Nudist?

This is unrelated to your question, but once I had the audacity to venture near a nude beach, and let me tell you, the place was a sausage factory. Not a woman in sight. The images still haunt me at night...

*rocks back and forth, looking googly-eyed*
Dizzleland
26-03-2006, 23:11
I (as a guy) wear my friend's itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dot-bikini. Oh baby oh baby oh baby.
Shotagon
26-03-2006, 23:16
I generally wear as little as possible, because it's really hot where I live. Never been nude in public though, and I doubt I ever will. I don't mind being shirtless when it's appropriate, like on a beach or if I'm working outside.

Shorts and tshirts/muscleshirts ftw!
Dubya 1000
26-03-2006, 23:17
I (as a guy) wear my friend's itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dot-bikini. Oh baby oh baby oh baby.

I do hope this is sarcasm:rolleyes:
Nadkor
26-03-2006, 23:19
Very uncomfortable.
Dakini
26-03-2006, 23:26
Male: 16% nudists
Female: 6% nudists

Male: 20% topless
Female: 11% topless

Male: 33% some skin's OK
Female: 50% some skin's OK

Male: 17% I cover alot
Female: 33% I cover alot

Male: 14% cover up everything always
Female: 0% cover up everything always

It appears that the female posters are slightly more prudish.
Except that 14% of men are likely to cover up everything, always while no women are. There's a difference between men going topless and women going topless...
Shotagon
26-03-2006, 23:27
Very uncomfortable.Dangit. >.>

:D
The Half-Hidden
26-03-2006, 23:31
Except that 14% of men are likely to cover up everything, always while no women are. There's a difference between men going topless and women going topless...
No there isn't. NS Men are about 2.5x likely to be nudist and 2x likely to be topless as NS Women, who are 2x more likely to cover "a lot".
Nadkor
26-03-2006, 23:33
Dangit. >.>

:D
:p
Dyelli Beybi
26-03-2006, 23:49
Well... you know it's a fine line between when you're wearing togs and when you're wearing undies ;)


(Probably only a New Zealander would get that...)
Cypresaria
27-03-2006, 00:27
I'm too relaxed about skin.
Once got a police-complaint about indecent exposure in my own home, in my own effin livingroom, which isn't even VISIBLE from the street.
( some neighbours are just fanatic prudes! )


There was a police case a few years ago about an old lady who complained about a male neighbour sunbathing naked in his garden.

The police came round and said we cant see anything and the little old lady said you can if you stand at the top of these stepladders and use my binoculas

Anyways..... think a still prefer my ex-g/friend in her purple one piece swimsuit when out in public...... mm yeah. <goes for a cold shower>
Dhurkdhurkastan
27-03-2006, 00:55
I'm very comfortable being naked. In fact I'm naked right now; Do you want to see? ;)
AB Again
27-03-2006, 01:17
It depends on where I am. Ambient temperature is a significant factor. Here in Brazil, the less clothes the better under nearly all circumstances. This means naked a lot of the time when at home. However when I lived in the UK (Yorkshire for a large part of the time) clothes were essential for comfort.

So am I comfortable with my own skin - yes. Does this mean I expose it a lot - not always.
Utracia
27-03-2006, 01:22
We have clothes for a reason you know...
Dakini
27-03-2006, 01:22
No there isn't. NS Men are about 2.5x likely to be nudist and 2x likely to be topless as NS Women, who are 2x more likely to cover "a lot".
Men are also 14% more likely to cover up everything than women, who are 0% likely to cover up everything.

And there is a difference between men going topless and women going topless, seeing as women have some secondary sex characteristics up top while men do not.
Potarius
27-03-2006, 01:23
And there is a difference between men going topless and women going topless, seeing as women have some secondary sex characteristics up top while men do not.

Well, some men do...
Dakini
27-03-2006, 01:27
Well, some men do...
Being fat isn't the same as having secondary sex characteristics.
AB Again
27-03-2006, 01:28
Being fat isn't the same as having secondary sex characteristics.

But a hairy chest is.
Devlyn
27-03-2006, 01:34
As I live in a cold climate, public nudity is simply not an option. (And no, unlike the Norwegians, I don't go skin diving in 30 below.)
NERVUN
27-03-2006, 01:35
In the summer I'll get down to shorts and a t-shirt. I generally refuse to go down to anything less as I don't want people to panic and start yelling that a bear has gotten lose.

Strangely enough though, since moving to Japan I have had no qualms about stripping down to nothing and taking baths with a bunch of other naked people (some of the opposet sex). Hell, I don't even blink when the cleaning lady wanders by while I'm busy soaking in hot water.
Valori
27-03-2006, 01:36
I'm a male and I don't really care about being nude in public but I don't run around naked everywhere either.
Krakozha
27-03-2006, 01:42
I'm happy to walk around naked in the privacy of my apartment, my husband's used to it and does it too sometimes, but in public, on the hottest days, I'll wear a sleeveless top and capris, never midriff - stretchmarks and scars from surgery and now pregnancy are way too gross. Oh, and rarely, almost never show thighs, a little too heavy and I'm sensitive to that...
Skaladora
27-03-2006, 01:52
But a hairy chest is.
No it's not. I have a hairy chest and don't mind going shirtless, even when I'm not shaved/waxed there.

Body hair is in no way comparable to having boobs.
Daistallia 2104
27-03-2006, 03:55
That's gotta get you a lot of great looks in Osaka. ;)

I'm not always dressed like that, but only when appropriate (or sometimes just over the line.)
AB Again
27-03-2006, 04:08
No it's not. I have a hairy chest and don't mind going shirtless, even when I'm not shaved/waxed there.

Body hair is in no way comparable to having boobs.

I did not say that it has the same cultural associations as boobs do. It is, however, a secondary sexual characteristic, in the same way as a deeper voice, and a protruding larynx are. (Not erotic in any way, but linked to having a Y chromosone rather than two Xs.)
Skaladora
27-03-2006, 04:26
I did not say that it has the same cultural associations as boobs do. It is, however, a secondary sexual characteristic, in the same way as a deeper voice, and a protruding larynx are. (Not erotic in any way, but linked to having a Y chromosone rather than two Xs.)
*shrugs*

Some women have chest hair.

*shudders*
Xenophobialand
27-03-2006, 04:48
Pretty prudish myself, as I practically shower in a three-piece suit. I don't know if that's because of some problem, or simply because I've traditionally lived in a cold clime and want to keep my jimmy from contracting into my abdominal cavity.
Theoretical Physicists
27-03-2006, 05:08
Although it isn't always the case, people who show a lot of skin tend to be the ones that I would prefer not to show a lot of skin.
Jello Biafra
27-03-2006, 10:49
This is unrelated to your question, but once I had the audacity to venture near a nude beach, and let me tell you, the place was a sausage factory. Not a woman in sight. The images still haunt me at night...

*rocks back and forth, looking googly-eyed*Was the nude beach strictly for gays?

We have clothes for a reason you know...So Joan Rivers has a job?
Ariddia
27-03-2006, 12:26
I've been naked several times in front of people I didn't know or barely knew, including members of the opposite sex. Always after consuming excessive quantities of alcohol. I haven't done it recently, though.

I can't say I'm particularly proud of my body, what with its skinnyness and disheartning lack of chest hair. But I'm not going to stay covered up because of it. There are times when stripping off is strangely liberating.
Jello Biafra
27-03-2006, 12:35
I can't say I'm particularly proud of my body, what with its skinnyness and disheartning lack of chest hair. While there are exceptions, a large amount of chest hair is typically frowned upon here. Is it different in France?
Ariddia
27-03-2006, 12:40
While there are exceptions, a large amount of chest hair is typically frowned upon here. Is it different in France?

Hmmm... I've just always wished I had more. Not that I'm obsessed about it; it would just be nice to have.

I know a guy who has masses of chest hair, to the point that we all call him "Nounours" ("Teddy Bear"). He was rather uncomfortable with it, until he met a girl who fell for him because of his hair chest...
Jello Biafra
27-03-2006, 12:41
Hmmm... I've just always wished I had more. Not that I'm obsessed about it; it would just be nice to have.

I know a guy who has masses of chest hair, to the point that we all call him "Nounours" ("Teddy Bear"). He was rather uncomfortable with it, until he met a girl who fell for him because of his hair chest...Ah, I get it. That does happen here too, but it's usually the opposite. (Not that people break up over too much chest hair or anything.)