NationStates Jolt Archive


Falling into holes

Insensate Minds II
26-03-2006, 10:46
If you were walking down the street and fell into a hole, how would you get out?
I V Stalin
26-03-2006, 10:47
How deep is the hole?
M3rcenaries
26-03-2006, 10:50
Well assuming it is a hole that is deep enoug I cannot just step out, I am assuming I break my legs; and since I am in a largely populated area I just shout up for help.
Insensate Minds II
26-03-2006, 10:57
How deep is the hole?

The hole is 8 inches deep
I V Stalin
26-03-2006, 11:06
The hole is 8 inches deep
Climb out, look around in the hope that no one saw me fall in, and go on my way.
Harlesburg
26-03-2006, 11:12
How wide is this Hole?
Insensate Minds II
26-03-2006, 11:15
Climb out, look around in the hope that no one saw me fall in, and go on my way.

But you are only 2 inces tall... Sorry i forgot to mention that.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
26-03-2006, 11:16
If you were walking down the street and fell into a hole, how would you get out?
Have somebody bring me a laptop with wireless, post a thread here, and hope somebody will tell me?

Seriously, Insensate Minds, just clamber out. It's just 8 inches. How bad can it be?
Harlesburg
26-03-2006, 11:16
But you are only 2 inces tall... Sorry i forgot to mention that.
I'd get my Smurf friends to help.
Philosopy
26-03-2006, 11:17
I would turn my fall into a climb, and soar back out before I hit the ground.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
26-03-2006, 11:17
But you are only 2 inces tall... Sorry i forgot to mention that.
Oh my, I had no idea.

Say, how do even navigate the keys, seeing how you're stuck in that hole?

Or have you been lying to us? Really now, after all this time? *sobs*
I V Stalin
26-03-2006, 11:20
But you are only 2 inces tall... Sorry i forgot to mention that.
Wait for it to rain, then swim to the top.
Insensate Minds II
26-03-2006, 11:24
The hole is 400 miles wide, and I use a very small keyboard. Some say it's tiny.
Harlesburg
26-03-2006, 11:24
Oh my, I had no idea.

Say, how do even navigate the keys, seeing how you're stuck in that hole?

Or have you been lying to us? Really now, after all this time? *sobs*
Assuming thats what she was saying...
He has a mini lap top or a cellphone with Interweb access.
Or he is asking how 'you' would do it.
Or it wants to know because they saw someone else struggle to get out of a hole.
Philosopy
26-03-2006, 11:26
Wait for it to rain, then swim to the top.
Ah, but you have to get out now, because there are cats about and they're looking for a tasty snack.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
26-03-2006, 11:31
The hole is 400 miles wide, and I use a very small keyboard. Some say it's tiny.
Well then you'd better get walking, I guess. You can chuck the hardware, though, we're not turning out very helpful here anyway.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
26-03-2006, 11:33
He has a mini lap top or a cellphone with Interweb access.
Or he is asking how 'you' would do it.
Or it wants to know because they saw someone else struggle to get out of a hole.
1. How boring.
2. Now that's just silly.
3. "It"? You is starting to sound like Gollumses. :eek:
I V Stalin
26-03-2006, 12:02
Ah, but you have to get out now, because there are cats about and they're looking for a tasty snack.
Nut the cat, climb on its back, and walk out the hole.