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Those wacky mccartney's are at it again.

Avropolis
26-03-2006, 07:58
Latest from the weird world of the Heather and Paul.

Heather Mills has decided now to come out against the drinking of milk.

I'm serious.

Deciding that not only should she and her husband wade into the Canadian seal cull debate now the inestimable Mrs Mccartney will be joining a panel attempting to convince the British people that they should remove milk from their diet.

Her reason? This is priceless.

Milk gives you cancer.

Really. This panel will feature a women who battled breast cancer twice and beat it after giving up dairy, and a "nutritionalist" who claims dairy is bad for your health.

Now I have no problem with the lady who beat cancer, good for her. Also if she wants to claim giving up milk helped she can, maybe in her case it did. BUT.

To endorse the removal of milk from a diet is irresponsible at best, for these reasons its down right stupid. In no news report about this have I heard any mention of their so called evidence for their claims or any details about the undoubted health benefits of milk. To suggest to people that removing milk from their diet is a good thing without telling them what to replace it with so as to not suffer depetion of calcium etc I think is stupid.

However not as stupid as "milk gives you cancer".

Everything gives you cancer. Going outside gives you cancer, breathing the crap we have pumped into the atmosphere for 100 years gives you cancer, overindulging on anything, organic vegetables and mineral water (which I think is all we're allowed to eat and drink now) included, gives you cancer, your genes may give you cancer despite whatever the fuck you do.

I am really starting to despair. Not only for the stupid things these so called celebrities are peddaling, but even worse. People listen to them.

stop the world. I want to get off.
Ladamesansmerci
26-03-2006, 08:07
ROFLMFAO...

oh my...tears are coming out because I'm laughing so hard. I thought Heather was just a misled celebrity for the seal hunt thing. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that she was on the same intellectual plane as Bush.

I hope the dairy farmers would get together with the seal hunters and shut her up already.
IL Ruffino
26-03-2006, 08:13
Screw that bitch. I litterally can not go without milk. I actually get withdrawl.. I'll drink more coffee to counter act the milk.
Soviet Haaregrad
26-03-2006, 08:14
ROFLMFAO...

oh my...tears are coming out because I'm laughing so hard. I thought Heather was just a misled celebrity for the seal hunt thing. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that she was on the same intellectual plane as Bush.

I hope the dairy farmers would get together with the seal hunters and shut her up already.

She's entered Tom Cruise territory.
Bobs Own Pipe
26-03-2006, 08:16
Listening to Sir Paul's post-Beatles discography will give you cancer.
Ladamesansmerci
26-03-2006, 08:21
She's entered Tom Cruise territory.
:eek:

yes, because everything needs to be compared to Tom Cruise. :p
Undelia
26-03-2006, 09:42
My God. I mean the stupidity…

Has this women never heard of Calcium?
Argesia
26-03-2006, 10:18
What's it to you?
BackwoodsSquatches
26-03-2006, 12:44
Listening to Sir Paul's post-Beatles discography will give you cancer.


Thats not true.

Ok..well..its ALMOST not true.

There were good songs on his first two solo albums.
Wings even had a couple of good tunes...

After that, however......its pretty much all malignant.
SHAENDRA
26-03-2006, 14:10
ROFLMFAO...

oh my...tears are coming out because I'm laughing so hard. I thought Heather was just a misled celebrity for the seal hunt thing. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that she was on the same intellectual plane as Bush.

I hope the dairy farmers would get together with the seal hunters and shut her up already.As if we hadn't had enough of this nonsense already,we've had to suffer the presence of Bri-'idiot'-dgit Bardot coming to Canada to protest the seal hunt and getting oh so dramatic about it.She wanted to meet The Prime Minister and The Minister of Fisheries,but to their credit refused to meet with her,therefore shortcircuiting her dog and pony show,speaking of dogs,didn't she protest a few years backs the treatment of stray dogs in Serbia or something like that?Sheessh..moratorium on celebs please.
Seosavists
26-03-2006, 14:20
:eek:

yes, because everything needs to be compared to Tom Cruise. :p
comparing things to Tom Cruise gives you cancer!
Super-power
26-03-2006, 14:28
comparing things to Tom Cruise gives you cancer!
Ah, but there is to one person you can compare without getting cancer: Chuck Norris!
Peisandros
26-03-2006, 14:37
Everything gives you God-damned cancer these days.
Heather Mills=just another stupid fool.
Seosavists
26-03-2006, 14:38
Everything gives you God-damned cancer these days.
Heather Mills=just another stupid fool.
Your post gave me cancer!:(
Peisandros
26-03-2006, 14:42
Your post gave me cancer!:(
I'm not surprised. You probably wouldn't have to look far for someone to "prove" it too.
Zero Six Three
26-03-2006, 14:48
so.. she doesn't want cheese with that whine?
Seosavists
26-03-2006, 15:04
Ah, but there is to one person you can compare without getting cancer: Chuck Norris!
Comparing someone to awesome might that is Chuck Norris can lead to roundhouse kick related death

I'm not surprised. You probably wouldn't have to look far for someone to "prove" it too.
You'll be hearing from my lawyer.