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Let's just assume you become the ruler of the world.
Answer these two questions:
What is your form of government?
How do you police the globe?

Take a wild guess:

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Take a wild guess:

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I don't know about the first answer who'd have but the second is defintely:

How do you police the globe?
Love and Kindness!

my sig says it all ;) :D

I would not have a government, nor would I police the globe. I would resign and hand over my power to decentralized, grass-roots, participatory democratic worker's councils.

Let's just assume you become the ruler of the world.
Answer these two questions:
What is your form of government?
How do you police the globe?
My government would be a social dictatorship. Hey, it may be directly opposed to what I advocate as an individual, but if I’m in charge, it would be nice, promise. It would be as close to perfection as possible. Free trade would flourish and many would become wealthy, and those that do not prosper from the new world economy would be compensated with programs funded by taxing the greatly expanded upper class

I’d shower the masses with social programs and legalize most non-disruptive activities so that the incentive to commit crime is low, but maintain a well funded police force that don’t require warrants and such in order to enforce my will. Trial by a panel of legal experts would help keep inocents out of jail.

Edit: Oh yes, and my title would be Emperor-Protector of Earth.

Let's just assume you become the ruler of the world.
I would immediately resign. Who the frack wants a job like that??? :p

I would not have a government, nor would I police the globe. I would resign and hand over my power to decentralized, grass-roots, participatory democratic worker's councils.

You would be willing to yield every benefit of being the ruler and give up everything you see and beyond?

Let's just assume you become the ruler of the world.
Answer these two questions:
What is your form of government?
How do you police the globe?
Or rather:
What is the form of the globe?
How do you police the government?

You would be willing to yield every benefit of being the ruler and give up everything you see and beyond?

Most definitely, and without the slightest hesitation.

I would make a horrible ruler, both for myself and for everyone else.

I would immediately resign. Who the frack wants a job like that??? :p

If I were ruler I would make sure slackers like you would take no part in government ;)

Emperor.
A good emperor though :)
...

Honest.

Police the world through the method i use now.
Being overly nice and friendly with just a hint of father-figure.
People are just like "Yeh...your right...ofcourse" hypnotised... I HAVE TEH POWER!!!
anyway, id only do 3 evil things.

First of all, I would be a fascist government, and we would have a few "rules" and changes.

1. The capital of the world would be moved to Tuvulu
2. The world's people would be forced to eat buffalo burgers because they are healthier and tastier than beef.
3. Christianity and Islam would either be thrown out, OR revised seeing as how other major religions don't complain and kill eachother as much.
4. Everyone would be forced to learn English, but be allowed to keep their old languages. So essentially a lingua franca
5. All vehicles would be forced to have a red racing stripe going down the middle
6. Men would be required to wear monocoles and top hats
7. Women would be required to wear something classy as well
8. Duels would be legalized
9. Dogs would be used as renewable energy.

First of all, I would be a fascist government, and we would have a few "rules" and changes.

1. The capital of the world would be moved to Tuvulu
2. The world's people would be forced to eat buffalo burgers because they are healthier and tastier than beef.
3. Christianity and Islam would either be thrown out, OR revised seeing as how other major religions don't complain and kill eachother as much.
4. Everyone would be forced to learn English, but be allowed to keep their old languages. So essentially a lingua franca
5. All vehicles would be forced to have a red racing stripe going down the middle
6. Men would be required to wear monocoles and top hats
7. Women would be required to wear something classy as well
8. Duels would be legalized
9. Dogs would be used as renewable energy.

I'm liking number 6. Monicles own everything.

World Domination, eh?

1. Democratically elected person who is like a dictator but cannot change laws in the constitution. (a.k.a. 3/4 of them.)

2. With a police force and military, obviously. Firm, very firm, but very fair too.

"Under the spreading chestnut tree/I sold you and you sold me: There lie they, and here lie we/under the spreading chestnut tree. ..."

That sums up my system of government and means of enforcement to those who understand the reference.

"Under the spreading chestnut tree/I sold you and you sold me: There lie they, and here lie we/under the spreading chestnut tree. ..."

That sums up my system of government and means of enforcement to those who understand the reference.

1984?

1984?

For the win.:cool:

Let's just assume you become the ruler of the world.
Answer these two questions:
What is your form of government?
How do you police the globe?

Okay. I'm the ruler of the world...

My form of government is Isolationism.

I police it by telling everyone else to leave. My world, I want to be alone now. The rest of you can go to Mars or something.

I don't know about the first answer who'd have but the second is defintely:
How do you police the globe?
Love and Kindness!
Correct!

What is your form of government?
Why, it's a chaos cult worshipping Khorne, the great thirster, the god of war and slaughter. "Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!"

When kissed by the sword of vengeance your head lies there by your side :D (Manowar)

Let's just assume you become the ruler of the world.
Answer these two questions:
What is your form of government?
How do you police the globe?

1) Capitalistic Dictatorship, with an emphasis on encouraging people to go into business for themselves rather than merely being employees. This would entail changing the education system to instill values favoring innovation rather than mindless instruction-following...EXCEPT for when it came to MY instructions/orders, of course! To be "patriotic" would be of the highest virtue...since that would mean (after I got done redefining it!) being utterly loyal to the Government of Me.

2) With an iron fist (and a huge army of fanatical loyalists)

Needless to say, my opinions of what I'd think was the perfect government would vary if I was a civilian. But, as the Ruler, I think the above would be great :D (As a civilian, I'd just want to change it to me running it...)

Or rather:
What is the form of the globe?
How do you police the government?
1) It's a sphere.
2) Hey, I'M the Government. I am not policed. It'd be in my Constitution. Article 1: "The Supreme Ruler known as Fergi America, shall not be subject to any law, constraint, prohibition nor compulsion, whether past, present, or future."

If I could arbitrarily determine the shape of a world government, it would be a representative democracy with a minarchical constitution and a complex system of checks and balances. I think a federal system with states with governers and various councilary bodies would be good. It might look like the US, except the Constitution would be respected and it would limit the government's interference much more.

This ideal world government would maximize people's individual freedoms and would refrain from interfering in people's lives if they are not enfringing on other individuals' freedoms. The people own themselves and they own what they have earned with honest labor. The government does not own its citizens and is not a value in itself.

The main purpose of the government would be protecting individuals from crimes with victims (rape, stealing, assault with a weapon, fraud etc.), "crimes" without victims would not be crimes (freedom of religion and conversion, freedom to personally use whatever substances one likes, freedom to voice any opinions one likes, freedom to field any political party one likes etc.).

If I could arbitrarily determine the shape of a world government, it would be a representative democracy with a minarchical constitution and a complex system of checks and balances. I think a federal system with states with governers and various councilary bodies would be good. It might look like the US, except the Constitution would be respected and it would limit the government's interference much more.

This ideal world government would maximize people's individual freedoms and would refrain from interfering in people's lives if they are not enfringing on other individuals' freedoms. The people own themselves and they own what they have earned with honest labor. The government does not own its citizens and is not a value in itself.

The main purpose of the government would be protecting individuals from crimes with victims (rape, stealing, assault with a weapon, fraud etc.), "crimes" without victims would not be crimes (freedom of religion and conversion, freedom to personally use whatever substances one likes, freedom to voice any opinions one likes, freedom to field any political party one likes etc.).
Sounds like a great government to be a civilian under.

Not so fun to rule that way, though ;)

I would rule through a series of military generals with equal power whom would control with an iron fist, while I speak of pacifism. Henceforth, the people will be subjucated, and should a rebellion occur, I will not be the one to blame if they do succeed in overthrowing me.

The Island of Fuji will be renamed the Island of Apocalypse, and will carry exactly nine tactical nuclear missiles capable of nuking the San Andreas fault. Should I be close to being overthrown, I will nuke the San Andreas fault and blow up the world through unstable plate tectonics.

All the members of my court will be given fair power. However, I will be the only able political body to overthrow decisions, nobody else under any means.

Any kind of loopholes used by my advisors or enemies against me will be immediately changed and my advisors/enemies will be immediately killed.

My citizens will be ruled fairly and just, and the bribery will be punishable by being drawn and quartered.

I will research laser weapons / nukes in space and build a cannon on the moon that fires nukes / lasers at any given trajectory to fight aliens or destroy precise plots of land that could house rebels.

All rebels will be put to death once they are captured.

I will have each country have their own flag and identity, but all must bear under my universal symbol. My universal symbol will be a see-through flag, so nobody will think I am biased when they see the flag.

I will frequently call upon the Dark Side to aid in my rule.

I will have many children, all decided upon age, not ability or strength. That way, my sons will know who is the sole ruler of the world instead of fighting for power, having my empire crumbling, and forcing me to turn in my grave.

Telephones and instant messages and chat rooms will be monitored for such things:

1) Child Pornography
2) Murderous plots
3) Rebellion
4) Plagiarism

If any of these topics are found, then they will be forced to tell me information by being connected to a lie detector. I will tell them it will eletrocute them if they lie.

I restart my militaries as a single, universal military force. All my legions will be trained in the art of their expertise, not a general type all around. As such, they will be entirely trained in efficiency, not worthless astheticism.

All people from Third World countries will be sent to the military for training, and they will form the Core of my Armies. As such, I will not have compulsory militaries.

I have more, but I'm not going to indulge on it.

Let's just assume you become the ruler of the world.
Answer these two questions:
What is your form of government?
How do you police the globe?

Federalist capitalism.
Let increase in capital and money and education make people more pliable and happy, as well as give them plenty of freedom.