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OK, 75% of all actors have artificial names for themselves. Other certain celebs have them too. So what would you're pseudonym be?

Seph. It's a nickname coming from Joseph
edit I'd keep my real last name.

Aloitious Milquetoast or Stud Hunkley. I can't decide between those two.

Mike Hawkslaughn

Cuddos to any who get it.;)

I would have to go with, Ivor Biggen
get it?

Mike Hawkslaughn

Cuddos to any who get it.;)
So you're going to be that type of actor.

I write as Hali Farrel. Remember that, so, when I'm famous, you can say you knew me (in a way).

can't go wrong with Trent Steel.

Xan Vega, it has been my pen name for years.

Jason Shrebnik is my fake name.

Thomas Evans.

A combination of my middle and ancestral names.

My First Name Would Be: Chuck
My Last Name Would Be: Roast



HeHe.

Hmm, Goldie Kings.
Its my first pet and half of my street name.
I came across it in some stupid quiz thing...and quite liked it. :)

Mike Hawkslaughn

Cuddos to any who get it.;)

My-Cock-Is-Long...har har, very funny cuddos to me!

I already have two names, why do I need another?


oh, I wrote a novel last year and was thinking about making up a pen name so that the people in real life couldn't sue me over themselves in the book. (though I doubt that it would work)

Cpt. Cornelius Sandwich, don't ask, but thats my nickname

Cpt. Cornelius Sandwich, don't ask, but thats my nickname


Great, look what you did. Now im hungry.

Grrrrr.:headbang:

Rick Pert.

"Rick" comes from my much longer first name, and "Pert" is letters rearranged from my even longer last name.

"Rick" comes from my much longer first name,
Federico?

Darius Williams would be mine.

Dan(iel) Boltsman.

Federico?

No way.

No way.
Damn :(. I'm not going to hijack the thread, so I really only had this one shot. Ah well.

Tallulah Halullat. Say that three times fast.

Rob James.

My first name remains intact (well, halved), and my middle name becomes my surname.

I've had many stage names ... Leon Kennedy, Andrew Sweet, Raven Cain ... I'm sure I'll have others.

Sometimes I write stuff as 'Jamey Munich'. I just like the sound of the name.

oh, I wrote a novel last year and was thinking about making up a pen name so that the people in real life couldn't sue me over themselves in the book. (though I doubt that it would work)
Can you not use your NationStates name? S. Munkeeville, or something?

William Charles Gordon Handel Malachi Fitz-James

heywood jablowme

other than that, meh, i dont know. *tries this* (http://www.behindthename.com/random/)

Lutz Torger! Sweet!

Jenrak.

Ajac Pendraic. Do a google search on the last name......

And the Oscar goes to...

Rock Hard.

Mohammed bin Al-Hassen

Joshua R. Bollinger:sniper: :gundge:

I'll stick to German Nightmare.

Other than that - Ben Dover is always funny :D

My porn name, according to a quiz that I did, is Tara Boroughs, not especially porn starish is it?

childhood pet + childhood street:


Jake Narrows


current pet + current street:

Molly Long

following no formula:

Michael Hunt

I'd probably wind up using "Tarhalindur"... after all, it's already the pseudonym I use most often...

childhood pet + childhood street:


Jake Narrows


current pet + current street:

Molly Long


I suppose if I were to figure a pseudonym that way the first would be:

Muzzie Kaphan

Second:

Rex Crampton.

Not as nice as yours I suppose.

well at least you wouldn't be a dude named Molly! hehe

OK, 75% of all actors have artificial names for themselves. Other certain celebs have them too. So what would you're pseudonym be?
Wouldn't have one. Don't need one. Like my name just as it is. :)

Gah, I already have so many pseudonyms... I'm fairly competent in French and Japanese, so I usually use pseudonyms derived from those areas... for example, my most commonly used name has been Fujieda Saeko. A lot of the time I'll also use the name Alice because it ties in with my first name.

If I were to be meeting someone face-to-face, I'd probably call myself Alice Behrends because that surname is my grandmum's maiden name.

following no formula:

Michael Hunt

Haha, HAS ANYONE SEEN MIKE HUNT?

I think the best names are the porn star names my parents have... Mum grew up on Bresler with a dog named Big John, so she was Big John Bresler and Daddy grew up on Santiago... with a cat named Fluffy.

Fluffy Santiago and Big John Bresler.

Additionally, because you're from Nashville, you can actually go check this:

In the Greater Nashville phone book, there's a person named Haywood Jablome. I live in Brentwood and checked the area phonebook on a whim after listening to Bob and Tom, and I was not let down.

Dawn Mysts

Tallulah Halullat. Say that three times fast.

Stanley Yelnats!

Wouldn't have one. Don't need one. Like my name just as it is. :)

i'll help you out, Eutrusca:

Dirk Pitt

Haha, HAS ANYONE SEEN MIKE HUNT?

I think the best names are the porn star names my parents have... Mum grew up on Bresler with a dog named Big John, so she was Big John Bresler and Daddy grew up on Santiago... with a cat named Fluffy.

Fluffy Santiago and Big John Bresler.

Additionally, because you're from Nashville, you can actually go check this:

In the Greater Nashville phone book, there's a person named Haywood Jablome. I live in Brentwood and checked the area phonebook on a whim after listening to Bob and Tom, and I was not let down.

are you near Nipper's Corner? My ex lives on Amalie. We used to eat at Torino's a lot, but with the recent construction there it was demolished. Of course if we go out, occasionally it's to the Las Palmas there at Edmondson and Old Hickory

i'll help you out, Eutrusca:

Dirk Pitt

perfect :p . where's al?

Robert D. Wendelsson, how do you do? ;)

J. William Morgan

This guy at work used to call me "The Jury".
My name is Joshua Murray...he apparently took the first part of my first name, and last part of my last name and smooshed it together. I just think he's done one to many whip-its.

OK, 75% of all actors have artificial names for themselves. Other certain celebs have them too. So what would you're pseudonym be?
Where does that number come from?

Aaannyway...

Max Power!
"There are three ways to do things: The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way."
"Isn't that also the wrong way?"
"Yeah, but faster."

"No one cuddles with Max Power, you strap yourself in an feel the Gs!!!"

Ah, Homer-you goof.

Okay, so for real-

I figure if Prince can change his name to a symbol (http://dmsr75.free.fr/ressources/musique/prince/symbol.gif) then I figure I can change my name to a smell.

My name is going to be the smell of lilacs gently roasting in a white wine sauce with a touch of vanilla. In order to say my name you must spray that sent in the air, to write it requires a scratch-n-sniff. To broadcast it you must describe the scent in detail. It would have its advantages-I could walk in a room and know people have been talking about me...

My fake name?
Chuck Norris.

I don't really think I need a fake name. My real name is long enough. Imaani Kiara Leiannea Watson-Storgia.

Rock Strongo.

Herizo Razafamahaleo.

Three-time presidential candidate for president of Madagascar. He's lost twice...vote Razafamahaleo '06!!!

OK, 75% of all actors have artificial names for themselves. Other certain celebs have them too. So what would you're pseudonym be?

Unless I have missed something important somewhere along the line, 100% of people have artificial names, or do you know something I don't?

I don't really think I need a fake name. My real name is long enough. Imaani Kiara Leiannea Watson-Storgia.

That hardly sounds Texan :P

That hardly sounds Texan :P

Texas is a country of contrasts...

Madonna is my fake name. And im a boy!!!

johney noccturnal or max powers, i cant decide

Amaury Paschal Édouard Abdullah

Because it's awesome.

Texas is a country of contrasts...

Texas is a country?

Texas is a country?
Was.

Can you not use your NationStates name? S. Munkeeville, or something?
well, 3/4 of the people in the book know me as Smunkee so they might put 2 and 2 together, then there are 3 characters who are actually family who know my real name (yes, I do have cousins who think my legal name is Smunkee)

anyway, I thought of one, but I shouldn't say it on here since you all will know who it is when/if the book comes out and then connect it back to Smunkee and I get sued anyway. LOL

Océane Mayflower. Such a pretty name :D

Texas is a country?

Oh, come on! Everybody knows that Texas is just posing as a state in the US, while it's really an autonomous entity! ;)

Rodney Steele.

I always use my fake name. If I used my real name, they would catch me.

*looks around nervously*

:p

Fenix.... of course.

Happen Activity Exerciser

Randy Studd.

my real name is themnax. my legal name, the one on my birth cirtificate, that my parents gave me is not. i've used the name themnax in digital communictions as long as there has been such a thing. it, and not my 'legal' name, is who i think of myself as.

it is my personal belief that everyone should give themselves their real name; one that is not directly derived from any other person, place or thing, other then as how they personaly relate to them in thier own real intrinsic nature.

i have other names also. spirit names and of personas, but themnax is who i am.

i have no strong objection to being called "anything other then late for dinner", my given name included, but my PREFERENCE is to go by themnax, which you will find i have done everywhere online other then where my mundane name was required.

=^^=
.../\...

Geoffery Lawn.

I'd just have some cheesy pick up line-ish name

Ivanna Vampyre ;) :p

my real name is themnax. my legal name, the one on my birth cirtificate, that my parents gave me is not. i've used the name themnax in digital communictions as long as there has been such a thing. it, and not my 'legal' name, is who i think of myself as.

Why not just change your legal name to your chosen name and save any confusion?

No other names for myself, many nicknames over the years but I'm lucky, my parents gave me an unshortenable first name that I actually like and seems to fit me.

Mark, btw.

I figure if Prince can change his name to a symbol (http://dmsr75.free.fr/ressources/musique/prince/symbol.gif) then I figure I can change my name to a smell.

My name is going to be the smell of lilacs gently roasting in a white wine sauce with a touch of vanilla. In order to say my name you must spray that sent in the air, to write it requires a scratch-n-sniff. To broadcast it you must describe the scent in detail. It would have its advantages-I could walk in a room and know people have been talking about me...

Intriguing...just what are you going to do in those times when you obviously don't smell like lilacs? :p

My nickname is kaiwai.

The original reason; apparently when New Zealanders say kiwi, it sounds like kaiwai; I've since found it that it is Japanese for 'cute', which is such an inaccurate description of me.

Maximus Van Hyde

Its english, dutch, and latin all in one sexy combo.

Damn :(. I'm not going to hijack the thread, so I really only had this one shot. Ah well.
WIMP!

Mine is Edward Suchandsuch.

"Jesus! I'm hot oil."
Jesus? Hmmm... I don't think I could be the messiah. I'm too satanic/atheistic.
"A Monarchic Leper Tit"
No way. I'm not monarchic, a leper, or a female.

Or Maybe something Imperial, like... No. I'm quite happy with my name.

Mine'd be Keith Lee Talbot - all old family names on my moms side, because all my current names are from my dad's side.

My nickname is kaiwai.

The original reason; apparently when New Zealanders say kiwi, it sounds like kaiwai; I've since found it that it is Japanese for 'cute', which is such an inaccurate description of me.

Sorry to burst the bubble - it's kawaii, not kaiwai. (And I know lots of New Zealanders but not anyone who says "kiwi" as "kaiwai".)

Bunberry;)

childhood pet + childhood street:

Jake Narrows

current pet + current street:

Molly Long
Using that formula, I'd be:
childhood:
Bossy Melody <-- which doesn't work for a guy.

current:
Smoog Po Wan Yuen <--- which doesn't really work for a white guy.

So I guess I'll have to go for:

Dirk Diggler

Wow, childhoon pet plus childhood street gets me

Buffy Armory

My nickname is kaiwai.

The original reason; apparently when New Zealanders say kiwi, it sounds like kaiwai; I've since found it that it is Japanese for 'cute', which is such an inaccurate description of me.
Kaiwai in Maori literallly translates as 'food-water', so maybe 'porridge' is a good name for you

Demented, you could always go with Korenwolf

The same thing I called Russel Crowe before: Castle Rowe.

Well, today I met someone with the best porn name in existance. I bought a cellphone for my Mum (it's her birthday and on Saturday some little arsewipe stole her bag, though it helped me in that I immediately knew what I could get her - and phones here are 1/2 the cost in NZ).
Anyway the girl serving me gave me her business card. I had to double check when I read it.
Her name?

Fuk Ng

No joke. That's her real name. Her parents called her Fuk Ng! For Christ's sake, didn't they realise! Didn't anyone tell them!
There's no way you can say it without it coming out bad. Even if you try to pronounce it Cantonese (Fuk is kinda pronounced Fook), then it just sounds like you have a Scottish accent.

Lovely girl too, btw.

Demented, you could always go with Korenwolf
Nice name but I'm sticking with Dirk Diggler. I'm surprised you didn't know where it's from.

Fuk Ng

http://a72.g.akamaitech.net/7/72/33/9536c125935bee/images.citysearch.com/advertorial_profile/d5/90/V-HOUTX-55043484_ID51398_guide_inclusion.jpg

Gianfranco Liberta (2 of my middle names).

Oh, my family so wins this thread. My mother's first name is Elizabeth, but she calls herself Lyn. My fathers real name is Thomas, he was Ed for a while, and now has settled with Eamonn. My brother only goes by his last name. On top of that, I have at least five relatives with different names to what they were christened.

Me? I think I'd go with Malachí. I just like the sound of it.

I know I mentioned this in here once before-an employee transferred a wild complaint call to me, person demanded a supervisor and then wanted my name- I said is was "Phuc Yu" and spelled it for them.

My fake name would be "Axel Rod".

Carl East. Kind of my real name only not in Swedish. :p That random name generator was great, if I ever write a sci-fi story I'll use it.

If I were to become famous and use a "fake" name, it would be Vlad Draven! Vlad because I'm into vampire lore and Draven comes from the last name of the character played by Brandon Lee in "The Crow"...Eric Draven!

... Noodles Moriarty.

I used to know a girl by the porno name of Flopsy Sachs. she had huuuuge boobs too :D

OK, 75% of all actors have artificial names for themselves. Other certain celebs have them too. So what would you're pseudonym be?
Safalra. This nation name wasn't just a random collection of characters, you know.

Octavian Colts.

:D

I don't think I'd need one, my name's pretty good. At the very least it trumps the likes of Archibald Leech. :p

Moll Baker.

No idea why, but I think it describes me rather well.

Chuck Norris' real name is Carlos Ray. i think thats cool.

Jonathan Micheals (1st+middle name)

Micheal Keim (Middle name+Street)

Pepper Emogene (Pet+Street)

Marik Pryde (becuase it sounds cool)

Billy Baby (Becuase thats what people call me...)

Can you not use your NationStates name? S. Munkeeville, or something?

S. Munkeeville wouldn't even be such a bad name, but if I try the same trick..... Ugh. :P

I'm trying to decide between the following:

7^
&lt;
Dsian Dhuoc
Iskxil
?
Khupnafgrok
Daniel S.
Tsar Dasaë III Srotov

Any other ideas?

Hmm... Maybe Chimeran D. Freelinde.

Or Yksniluderts.

Also Pie, maybe.

I'm trying to decide between the following:

7^
&lt;
Dsian Dhuoc
Iskxil
?
Khupnafgrok
Daniel S.
Tsar Dasaë III Srotov

Any other ideas?

There's always the old gag I originally heard from Tom Leher - "His name was Henry, but he spelled it "Hen3ry" - the 3 was silent you see..."

The stage-name I'm currently working under is: Jim-E, which is just using parts of my existing name. That and I'm saddled with the name Jimbo... Makes me sound like a redneck. :(

Additionally, because you're from Nashville, you can actually go check this:

In the Greater Nashville phone book, there's a person named Haywood Jablome. I live in Brentwood and checked the area phonebook on a whim after listening to Bob and Tom, and I was not let down. Yup./... it's there... My mother in law laughed when I went to check.

Patrick Zimmerman.

Intriguing...just what are you going to do in those times when you obviously don't smell like lilacs? :p
Well, you don't go around saying your name all the time, do you?

Well, you don't go around saying your name all the time, do you?
That is true, but a name is permanent- it's there whether or not I choose to use it. It's my identifying mark, the thing other people can use to refer to me when I'm not using it. Somehow, I just don't know a smell can stay permanent.

That is true, but a name is permanent- it's there whether or not I choose to use it. It's my identifying mark, the thing other people can use to refer to me when I'm not using it. Somehow, I just don't know a smell can stay permanent.
But you don't wear your name either, unless you're playing a sport. There is nothing tattooing your name to yourself other than people associate those sounds in that order to indicate you. In my case, the only real difference would be that instead of a series of sounds, it would be a combination of smells.

John Smith

Peter de Haan

Henry (Harry) Butts

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