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super world has fallen into a state of civil war. all super heroes are pitched against each other in a war of survival. question is who would win. is it batmans cunning, supermans strength, spidermans swingness etc.

who do u think would win

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Deadpool.

Chuck Norris would win./thread

Cloud Strife.

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lol. funniest few mins of my life .... and this thread can offcially end. thread won on the post you are a clever person !!!!!!

Chuck Norris would win./thread
But Chuck Norris is just a bad actor who happens to know a little martial arts and not a superhero.

But Chuck Norris is just a bad actor who happens to know a little martial arts and not a superhero.

Chuck Norris is helpless against Omnislash.

Batman beats up Superman frequently in DC, I think, and I think Spidey might have beaten Batman in a crossover.

In one of the (three) DC things I own, though, Green Lantern essentially ends up becoming a God (uppercase) at the end of the timeline. So I give it to him.

EDIT: Also, you people need to get past this Chuck Norris fad. He'll always be the poor Western man's Bruce Lee.

Good ol' Prof Xavier could take them out. Take over their minds and have them fight each other to the death. Last one left standing, he could just get them to jump into a live volcano or fly into a sun or swallow some green kryptonite etc etc.

Chuck Norris would win./thread
No, Chuck is real and they are not (but Chuck would win when they make a cartoon-version of him:D )

But Chuck Norris is just a bad actor who happens to know a little martial arts and not a superhero.

Fool, Mighty Chuckthulu is an omnipotent being of inconcieveable Roundhouse Kickingness. Almighty Norris shall Roundhouse Kick all heretics into oblivion, behold His Roundhouse Kicking Smilie!!!




All Hail Mighty Chuck Norris!

Deadpool.

I hole heartedly agree.

:sniper: Mighty Mouse is native to our Empire. He is the the only choice

Good ol' Prof Xavier could take them out. Take over their minds and have them fight each other to the death. Last one left standing, he could just get them to jump into a live volcano or fly into a sun or swallow some green kryptonite etc etc.


what bout magneto and his special helmet. if he didnt fight he could sell them to the other heroes, then they would carry on

note : chuck norris recieves call on his phone, his niece has been captured by a zombie bruce lee. so he zooms off into an alternate universe to do battle. catwoman who has fallen in love with chuck tries to follow him, but ends up in dog land and dies

All of you who believe Nuck Chorris could do anything obviously haven't seen that flash-movie where he gets gets his ass kicked for good :D

Anyway there's only one who would walk over hover away from this superfight - and that's the Green Lantern. :p

Danger Mouse would win. Obviously! He's the greatest!!!

http://www.clubdm.com/screenshots/48.jpg

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The only flaw in that wonderful little film is that everyone knows that Godzilla's natural NBA rival is Charles Barkley.

Green Lantern is the only one on the list who has a corp of people with crazy powerful rings to back his ass up, but I'm going to go with my favs from 'back in the day,' being-

Silver Surfer, who may or may not interupt his introspective philosophizing/whining about wanting to go home while he kicks everyone's ass.

Or Ghost Rider (second Ghost Rider, not the one on the horse, not the the 'new' one, Johnny Blaze) because he'd make everyone feel soul crushing remorse for the deaths they caused up to then...

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From now on http://www.newgrounds.com and all related sites have officially been notified on the list of Dark, Evil and Sinister (or DES sites for short) sites by the followers of the Mighty and Unconcieveably Powerful Chuck Norris.

Both the creators of this movie and the administrators of Newgrounds can expect a visit from a group of angry Chuck followers or our Deity Himself to be cleansed with the use of 'Roundhouse Therapy'. This also goes for anyone who will create and/or come up with this sacriledge in the future.

Heretics will be found. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CHUCK!

I believe we all know the truth...

Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater.

It's Deadpool damnit! He kicked Captain America in the nuts!

Mr. Rogers. In a blood-stained sweater.

Nice.

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Come on! How could you not vote for this?
http://img17.exs.cx/img17/2562/deadpool5jn.jpg

Or this?
http://img242.echo.cx/img242/5833/rochambeau13fi.jpg
http://img242.echo.cx/img242/8482/rochambeau27xs.jpg

Or this?
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/4300/newpool032ay.jpg

Or even this?
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8515/newpool124pc.jpg

I've got more.

Come on! How could you not vote for this?
http://img17.exs.cx/img17/2562/deadpool5jn.jpg

Or this?
http://img242.echo.cx/img242/5833/rochambeau13fi.jpg
http://img242.echo.cx/img242/8482/rochambeau27xs.jpg

Or this?
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/4300/newpool032ay.jpg

Or even this?
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8515/newpool124pc.jpg

I've got more.

How? There's Chuck. That says it all.

How? There's Chuck. That says it all.
Don't make me dig up the picture of Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked by Santa.

Clearly none of these totally retarded US superheroes :rolleyes:
If at all, I would pick Spawn. At least he's not that retarded.

Obviously, it's Mockingbird. Never underestimate an acrobatic chick with batons!

Mr. Immortal of the Great Lakes Avengers. He's destined to be the last living being in the Universe. *nod*

Me.

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It.

Is.

Aliiiiiive.

Captain Yesterday.

Captain Yesterday.

Pfff, Super King is easily the best one of the three.

...


Unicron.

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Unicron.
Superhero:p

Ultraman and Dr. Jeffcoat would win. Because they are real and not comic figures.

Superhero:p

He eats planets. if that's not heroic than I don't want to be either. Besides, he could mop the galaxy with Galactus.

He eats planets. if that's not heroic than I don't want to be either. Besides, he could mop the galaxy with Galactus.
That's not heroic for all people, but indeed, Unicron would win.

Pfff, Super King is easily the best one of the three.

This is true. I just like Captain Yesterday's part of the song better.

He eats planets. if that's not heroic than I don't want to be either. Besides, he could mop the galaxy with Galactus.
Galactus would chew Unicron up. Literally.

Galactus would chew Unicron up. Literally.
Unicron would stap on Galactus.

Chuck Norris....always.

Unicron would stap on Galactus.
He would never see him cumming. All Galactus has to do is get inside Unicron and start munching.

He would never see him cumming.

Question is, would he want to see that?

He would never see him cumming. All Galactus has to do is get inside Unicron and start munching.
:eek: eeew

Question is, would he want to see that?
He would if those two would have a masterbation contest. To see which can cover more planets with white stuff.

:eek: eeew
Oh yeah.:D ´Get inside Unicron!!!` :D

He would if those two would have a masterbation contest. To see which can cover more planets with white stuff.
oh my god:eek:

He would if those two would have a masterbation contest. To see which can cover more planets with white stuff.

Kinky.

Kinky.

Is my middle name.

Swamp Thing wins because nobody will expect it.

http://i2.tinypic.com/s67wcl.jpg

oh my god:eek:
That would be gods. Plural.

That would be gods. Plural.
Spellingwanker:p

Everyone knows if it were RL...Chuck Norris.
If it was anime....and Beloved was still alive...it'd be Seimei. :P

Chuck Norris would win./thread
Gee, could you possibly be any more trendy?

For crying out loud, I want to gouge the eyeballs out of the next automaton that babbles about Chuck Norris. I've had about enough of that shit :headbang:

That said, Superman is the classic uberhero. Since None of the others have kryptonite skin or anything like that, I'm going to have to go with Superman. It's kind of lame, I know, but he just can't be beaten.

Gee, could you possibly be any more trendy?

For crying out loud, I want to gouge the eyeballs out of the next automaton that babbles about Chuck Norris. I've had about enough of that shit :headbang:

That said, Superman is the classic uberhero. Since None of the others have kryptonite skin or anything like that, I'm going to have to go with Superman. It's kind of lame, I know, but he just can't be beaten.
That's exactly why superman sucks. How do you identify with a hero who's almost completely invulnerable to harm?

Oscar Wilde.

That's exactly why superman sucks. How do you identify with a hero who's almost completely invulnerable to harm?
He gets beaten down plenty of times.

He gets beaten down plenty of times.
I don't read the comic books, but doesn't it take kryptonite to hurt him? Isn't that his only weakness?

I don't read the comic books, but doesn't it take kryptonite to hurt him? Isn't that his only weakness?
He can get hurt it just takes someone as strong as him. (like in the film with the three that are also from krypton) And in one of the cartoons there is plenty of bad guys stronger then him I think.

Silver Surfer's Power Cosmic pwns all.

Gee, could you possibly be any more trendy?

For crying out loud, I want to gouge the eyeballs out of the next automaton that babbles about Chuck Norris. I've had about enough of that shit :headbang:

Hey, I have the same feeling towards these people. This Chuck Norris shit needs to end.

That said, Superman is the classic uberhero. Since None of the others have kryptonite skin or anything like that, I'm going to have to go with Superman. It's kind of lame, I know, but he just can't be beaten.

Yeah, Superman being invincible (unless Krypton's involved) is very lame. That's why this guy...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Sephac.jpg

...Kicks so much more ass.

If my choices are limited to superheroes featured in comic books or Internet memes, then I'd say The Spectre wins... after all, I seem to recall that even Superman has some obvious external vulnerabilities.

If I can haul in godlike aliens from science fiction universes... then I'll invite an Ascended Alteran or Ori from Stargate and grab some popcorn. :D

ooh the one and only Larryboy

http://www.larry-boy.com/police/images/mugshotjpgs/LarryBoy.jpg

Batman is a Caped Detective! Of course he would win. Who comes up with these questions?

The human nuke. thats who would win. one punch and BOOM

Batman is a billionaire he can just buy kryptonite to kill superman

Superman

Jack Bauer

A Green Lantern would obviously win because of that magic ring they all wear. It can do just about anything you can think of.

SHE-HULK and superman's kid!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (oh yeah, and that would have to be bitten by a radioactive spider and given an all-powerful ring)

(oh yeah, that s-hero would SLAUGHTER C. Norris and his CULT)

A Green Lantern would obviously win because of that magic ring they all wear. It can do just about anything you can think of.
And to fight him all you need is the color yellow.

As none of the others have either magic or kryptonite, Superman wins.

Otherwise, from the list, I would name Batman.

Picking from the vast numbers of other superheroes, I name Master Chief. His armor ensures that on the basis of pure superpowers, he will not lose. In addition, he is a SOLDIER - that is, he is trained for combat. He will simply outfight the others.

For most of the heroes, if they tried to punch the Chief, they'd break their fists.

Batman owns all <3 :)