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do you have an overly attractive (at least to you) friend?? I watched "JUST FRIENDS" this week, and it got me thinking that everyone out there probably has at least one "pleutonic" friend that you would like to bang.... is this the case? If so, provide details....good ones....

do you have an overly attractive (at least to you) friend?? I watched "JUST FRIENDS" this week, and it got me thinking that everyone out there probably has at least one "pleutonic" friend that you would like to bang.... is this the case? If so, provide details....good ones....


I'd tag maybe... half my female friends. Most are spoken for though.

Actually, I've got a couple of girl "friends" I'd love to drop to my knees and eat for lunch!!! Then again, I'm a notch above rabbits and a notch below Bowie/Jagger in their prime!!! In other words, it doesn't take much to make me wanna F$%#.

I'm a produced playwright, so I know a lot of actresses who are very hot. There's one in particular who is Jessica Rabbit hot, damn freakin' hot-tall red-head hot. Un-fucking-real hot. And she's part of the small unnofficial 'rep group' that will do any project that falls out of my fool head, including one of my student films where she performed so good as a DJ that the class thought I just recorded off the radio and thus didn't pay attention to it as part of the narrative (ever have something be a compliment and an insult at the same time?)

And, she's not weird and kinda annoying like actors and actresses can be, she's chill, a head, and cool to talk to. And so far out of my league that I'm lucky if I can buy tickets to the game.

I think this is going to be an overwhelming agreement on this topic, I am very appreciative of beauty, and I am sure most of you are as well... There are alot of extremely attractive girls out there these days, and most of them seem so friendly... It's like the world has gotten friendly in the past few years (that or we are just growing up)...

Yes. My former chemistry teacher, actually. Sarcastic, logical, philosophical, drop dead gorgeous. Someone with whom I can have an intelligent, deep conversation and at the same time enjoy looking at.

Bottomless pools of gleaming black, golden curls of silk, a faint scent of lilac, and velvet flesh of milk.

I think this is going to be an overwhelming agreement on this topic, I am very appreciative of beauty, and I am sure most of you are as well... There are alot of extremely attractive girls out there these days, and most of them seem so friendly... It's like the world has gotten friendly in the past few years (that or we are just growing up)...
Maybe your just pimp and they want some of your sweet, sweet funk...

Eh? How often is something like that complimentary? I can go against the grain now and then...

I have a couple friends whom are on the extremely attractive side, though I've never had the impulse to 'bang' them.

Yes. My former chemistry teacher, actually. Sarcastic, logical, philosophical, drop dead gorgeous. Someone with whom I can have an intelligent, deep conversation and at the same time enjoy looking at.

Bottomless pools of gleaming black, golden curls of silk, a faint scent of lilac, and velvet flesh of milk.

very descriptive.....good job.....

I have a male friend who has taken the position (I believe the same position taken by George Kastanza on Seinfeld) that men cannot be pleutonic friends with attractive females, because there is always an underlying desire to bang them......

Maybe your just pimp and they want some of your sweet, sweet funk...

Eh? How often is something like that complimentary? I can go against the grain now and then...

Sweet, sweet Funk (http://www.jahsonic.com/GeorgeClinton.jpg).

I don't have any friends never mind any smokin hot ones. :(

hey, dude you spelt plutonic wrong you idiot

I have a number of very fiiiine female friends who I would not mind hooking up with :D
Actually I tried it with one of them once, got shot down reaaaly bad

Sweet, sweet Funk (http://www.jahsonic.com/GeorgeClinton.jpg).
Pimp (http://www.starskyandhutchonline.com/huggy.jpg)

do you have an overly attractive (at least to you) friend?? I watched "JUST FRIENDS" this week, and it got me thinking that everyone out there probably has at least one "pleutonic" friend that you would like to bang.... is this the case? If so, provide details....good ones....
half my female friends (not the closest ones, the other half. The ones that are good friends are msot of the time ugly, or so i've found.)

hey, dude you spelt plutonic wrong you idiot
AAaaaannnd welcome to General...

I have a number of very fiiiine female friends who I would not mind hooking up with :D
Actually I tried it with one of them once, got shot down reaaaly bad
I can relate

hey, dude you spelt plutonic wrong you idiot

So did you. The correct term is "platonic", from the Greek philosopher/playwright Plato.

hey, dude you spelt plutonic wrong you idiot

Planktonic, gin and tonic, sonic youth. Platonic, idiot. ;)

hey, dude you spelt plutonic wrong you idiot
is that a fact "DUDE???" Well, thank you for telling me how it is "spelt.." Do you realize personal attacks don't get you anywhere?? Typical nube...

Mm, speaking of platonic (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670&q=fear+of+girls). PLP, baby.

And another newcomer is frightened away forever for daring to slip up in front of the gods of NS General. This place is awesome.

As for the question at hand, I'd tap a fair number of my female friends if there were a consequence-free way to do so. But not being able to fuck them while wanting to fuck them does not get in the way of otherwise great friendships.

is that a fact "DUDE???" Well, thank you for telling me how it is "spelt.." Do you realize personal attacks don't get you anywhere?? Typical nube...

I noticed you misspelled "noob". :p

I noticed you misspelled "noob". :p

Pubic imagery overload.

I noticed you misspelled "noob". :p
Gotta love it!!!! You are 100% right..... (thinking that the post you quoted may in fact be the first time I have ever written the word "noob", it kind of felt dirty, but in a fun way...)

do you have an overly attractive (at least to you) friend?? I watched "JUST FRIENDS" this week, and it got me thinking that everyone out there probably has at least one "pleutonic" friend that you would like to bang.... is this the case? If so, provide details....good ones....Oh yes, I have several like that.

Yes. Yes I do.

She's married and has a mess of kids (4 of them), but she's hot hot hot! A true MILF. Of course, I'm married and have 4 kids, too ...

So there's no chance in hell it would ever happen. But a man can dream, can't he? :D

Yes, I have quite a few hot female friends. They're almost all with someone else though, which sucks.

Going back to the original topic:

I don't think it's possible for men and good-looking women to have platonic relationships. I've slept with all my good-looking female friends at some point or other but I guess I am just shallow.

But a man can dream, can't he? :D

Oh, a man can certainly dream. Dreams are in many ways superior to reality. Until one wakes.

I can relate
And what sucks for me is that prom is approaching in the next 2 months...I just recently asked one of them, only to get the response she'll be away (all my friends say she's being honest, but the last time I asked a friend and she had "previous responsibilities," all they did was stay home :rolleyes:). I'm going to make another pass shortly, but I doubt it will work :(

And what sucks for me is that prom is approaching in the next 2 months...I just recently asked one of them, only to get the response she'll be away (all my friends say she's being honest, but the last time I asked a friend and she had "previous responsibilities," all they did was stay home :rolleyes:). I'm going to make another pass shortly, but I doubt it will work :(

You should sell a date with you to prom on EBAY, indicating that it must be a female.....

Yes. Yes I do.

She's married and has a mess of kids (4 of them), but she's hot hot hot! A true MILF. Of course, I'm married and have 4 kids, too ...

So there's no chance in hell it would ever happen. But a man can dream, can't he? :D

Polygamy, it cures what ails ya. Escpecially If'n you're looking to Deh Shizzle as well?

You should sell a date with you to prom on EBAY, indicating that it must be a female.....

The definition of female is a very broad term. ;)

Polygamy, it cures what ails ya. Escpecially If'n you're looking to Deh Shizzle as well?

http://www.unlc.biz/images/undead_male250x.gif

I think that says it all.

http://www.unlc.biz/images/undead_male250x.gif

I think that says it all.

...

...

Yeah I know. What was I thinking?!

Sally: How do you know?

Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.

Sally: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?

Harry: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.

http://www.unlc.biz/images/undead_male250x.gif

I think that says it all.

Ah, dead girls don't say no.

Ah, dead girls don't say no.

Real?! Of course they're real! They're not mine ... but they're real!

No, because it seems that the only girls I socialize with comfortably are ugly. I choke around anyone attractive.

I had this extremely gorgeous friend that I knew for 14 years. He was... just amazing looking, lol. We ended up going out, then he was killed in a driveby. :(

I had this extremely gorgeous friend that I knew for 14 years. He was... just amazing looking, lol. We ended up going out, then he was killed in a driveby. :(

Ouch. :( That fuckin' sucks. :( Well I hope you and he had some good times before he went. Look on those and smile.

Yeah, we had great times, horrible times, all that stuff that comes with being in a relationship.

The most awful thing is I don't have a single picture of him, just gotta go by memory, but memories are all I need. :)

I have several female friends who I would describe as smoking hot. A few of them work for me. (I'm a manager at Sam's). The runner up in the Miss Hawaiian Tropic swimsuit contest is one of my cashier supervisors. A pretty cute Jaguars cheerleader also works in my photo lab. But those two pale in comparison to Tiffany, another Jaguars cheerleader who works in my jewelry department. She's from Guam...dark tan, long black hair,tiny, but well proportioned,and she's got those Jessica Alba eyes and lips. This girl is SO fine, and she doesn't even get it. She gets offered trips around the world, free superbowl tickets, all sorts of stuff. And she's just like "people are just friendly cause I'm a nice person." And I'm like..."noooo...it's because every guy that sees you would give his life for one evening of consentual sex with you." At which points she laughts and says "yeah right".

Not only does she also work as a cheerleader for a pro football team, but she's a blackbelt in judo. So you can just imagine how muscular and tight those legs, and that ass....I gotta go...

do you have an overly attractive (at least to you) friend?? I watched "JUST FRIENDS" this week, and it got me thinking that everyone out there probably has at least one "pleutonic" friend that you would like to bang.... is this the case? If so, provide details....good ones....

Over the years, I have had two.

With one of them, when we would get really drunk I'd lean closer and closer and come soooo close to just kissing him... but I always chickened out.

With the other, one time we got ridiculously drunk and naked on the roof of a building... and grabbed each other's penises, but just for a second.

More importantly, why do so many people misspell "platonic"... "pleutonic"?

Oh, you meant hetero, didn't you?

Yeah... but usually, I try really really hard to make them non-platonic as fast as possible.

Except for now, when I've been in a relationship for four years... Now I just drool (a little).

Yeah, 2 or 3 of my female friend could fit into this category. I plan to do something about it at come vague point in the future, but the desire is not that strong anyway.

I have a number of very fiiiine female friends who I would not mind hooking up with :D
Actually I tried it with one of them once, got shot down reaaaly bad
Try another!

I don't think it's possible for men and good-looking women to have platonic relationships. I've slept with all my good-looking female friends at some point or other but I guess I am just shallow.
Did you remain friends with them after that? If yes, does it not count as a real friendship?

Yes. My former chemistry teacher, actually. Sarcastic, logical, philosophical, drop dead gorgeous. Someone with whom I can have an intelligent, deep conversation and at the same time enjoy looking at.

Bottomless pools of gleaming black, golden curls of silk, a faint scent of lilac, and velvet flesh of milk.

hell yeah i would tap that ass and just to make sure i keep quite it would get a b+ for the rest of the year for payment

IRON WOLFE

Yeah, 2 or 3 of my female friend could fit into this category. I plan to do something about it at come vague point in the future, but the desire is not that strong anyway.


Try another!

hell if i had that many then would say porno action with them i be fucking all night long

IRON WOLFE

Yeah, 2 or 3 of my female friend could fit into this category. I plan to do something about it at come vague point in the future, but the desire is not that strong anyway.


Try another!

i would fuck them all and it would be an all nighter

IRON WOLFE

Probably my 29-year-old former latin teacher from New Zealand.

I have a few friends that I would jump at the chance to get it on with. I might regret it afterwards, but it'd be soooo much fun.

hey, dude you spelt plutonic wrong you idiot

So did you. ;)

apparently my best friend from 7th grade on up had a huge crush on me, I had no idea. When I got married he got all mad at me, and then told me that he never made a move because he thought that I would pull the "don't want to ruin the friendship" thing. :rolleyes: I wouldn't have, but he assumed and is out of luck, although the more time that passes the more I get sick even thinking about what kind of person would be "in love" with someone for 7 years and not say anything about it. It's sad, I guess.

None of my male buddies are drop-dead, Alexandre Despatie gorgeous, but that doesn't mean there aren't a few male aquaintances I wouldn't date, if they would give me the time of day. I've definately had crushes on platonic friends in the past, but I've had to come to realisation that guys really don't want anything more than friendship from me, and I'd be an idiot to jeopardise some good relationships over my adolescent hormones and romance novel-bred whims.

I have a few attractive women friends who I am not sleeping with and am content not to sleep with.

That's cleared that up then.*
















*Except I have slept with them already. That doesn't count though, so there.

None of my male buddies are drop-dead, Alexandre Despatie gorgeous, but that doesn't mean there aren't a few male aquaintances I wouldn't date, if they would give me the time of day. I've definately had crushes on platonic friends in the past, but I've had to come to realisation that guys really don't want anything more than friendship from me, and I'd be an idiot to jeopardise some good relationships over my adolescent hormones and romance novel-bred whims.
Don't think that. You would be surprised at what some of them (or at least one of them) are probably thinking. Remember, they're teenage boys. They got the hormones too and they want sex and companionship.

apparently my best friend from 7th grade on up had a huge crush on me, I had no idea. When I got married he got all mad at me, and then told me that he never made a move because he thought that I would pull the "don't want to ruin the friendship" thing. :rolleyes: I wouldn't have, but he assumed and is out of luck, although the more time that passes the more I get sick even thinking about what kind of person would be "in love" with someone for 7 years and not say anything about it. It's sad, I guess.

Smunkee's quite the desirable person, it seems.

I do have one friend who I had a sort of crush on for a while. It got even worse when I saw him in his security uniform. I nearly melted. Fortunately he was our roomate for a while and I got over that rather quickly. He turned out to be the biggest pain in the ass. Somehow guys tend to become far less attractive to me once I get to know them.

Don't think that. You would be surprised at what some of them (or at least one of them) are probably thinking. Remember, they're teenage boys. They got the hormones too and they want sex and companionship.

(b^_^)b

Ah, I would definitely date my best guy friend if he ever asked. None of my other male friends are even attractive, but he is. He's also nice and funny and, er, has a girlfriend he's very happy with. :( It's odd because usually I can ONLY be friends with ugly guys; pretty people tend to intimidate me. Eh, well.

All of my hot friends, I have already 'banged'

Don't think that. You would be surprised at what some of them (or at least one of them) are probably thinking. Remember, they're teenage boys. They got the hormones too and they want sex and companionship.

I wish! You could be right, but every time I've secretly hoped a guy liked me, he's either come out of the closet (ok, that was only once) or asked some other girl out. Although there are a few I still have (foolish) hope for...

(b^_^)b
Sorry, I don't understand 1337-sp33k, wingdings or any of their variants.

I do have one friend who I had a sort of crush on for a while. It got even worse when I saw him in his security uniform. I nearly melted. Fortunately he was our roomate for a while and I got over that rather quickly. He turned out to be the biggest pain in the ass. Somehow guys tend to become far less attractive to me once I get to know them.
"Never judge lovers by good-lookin' covers", sang Phil Lynott.

And he was right.

I wish! You could be right, but every time I've secretly hoped a guy liked me, he's either come out of the closet (ok, that was only once) or asked some other girl out. Although there are a few I still have (foolish) hope for...
Don't get down about it. You sound young. Contrary to how it may appear, many people don't start dating until they're 18 and beyond, even.

In fact I would even say that the less you bother yourself about it, the more likely it is that you'll find a guy you like and who likes you.

All of my hot friends, I have already 'banged'
I've never been less convinced by you. And that's saying a lot.

Sorry, I don't understand 1337-sp33k, wingdings or any of their variants.

That was a thumbs-up, signifying that your post applied to me

Don't get down about it. You sound young. Contrary to how it may appear, many people don't start dating until they're 18 and beyond, even.

In fact I would even say that the less you bother yourself about it, the more likely it is that you'll find a guy you like and who likes you.


*lights up neon sign*

You probably mean platonic...and I must say that I would definitely do my S.O.'s good friend who is getting married in November. Don't worry, you won't catch me doing the "I object" thing...willingness to "do" doesn't mean willingness to date (or, needless to say, willingness to stop a wedding).

bloody oath

Umm....yeah, I guess...but it's generally a really bad idea to actually try to take it to another level, because things go sour quickly.

do you have an overly attractive (at least to you) friend?? I watched "JUST FRIENDS" this week, and it got me thinking that everyone out there probably has at least one "pleutonic" friend that you would like to bang.... is this the case? If so, provide details....good ones....

I used to be very good friends with two girls, identical twins. I knew them between the ages of around 8-13. When I was 14 I met them, for what turned out to be the last time since. My jaw dropped. They were around 5' 6", long brown hair, both having a gymnast's body, beautiful. But now we havn't seen each other for ages. I still have a crush on them since then, and have been thinking of arranging to meet up again. But I know I'll want to ask one of them out, and horrible as it may sound I wouldn't know which. They are almost identical, and both their personalities are equally attractive. Plus I really don't want to do that to the one I don't ask out. I don't know what to do :(

I used to be very good friends with two girls, identical twins. I knew them between the ages of around 8-13. When I was 14 I met them, for what turned out to be the last time since. My jaw dropped. They were around 5' 6", long brown hair, both having a gymnast's body, beautiful. But now we havn't seen each other for ages. I still have a crush on them since then, and have been thinking of arranging to meet up again. But I know I'll want to ask one of them out, and horrible as it may sound I wouldn't know which. They are almost identical, and both their personalities are equally attractive. Plus I really don't want to do that to the one I don't ask out. I don't know what to do :(

Ask both of them out. :D

I used to be very good friends with two girls, identical twins. I knew them between the ages of around 8-13. When I was 14 I met them, for what turned out to be the last time since. My jaw dropped. They were around 5' 6", long brown hair, both having a gymnast's body, beautiful. But now we havn't seen each other for ages. I still have a crush on them since then, and have been thinking of arranging to meet up again. But I know I'll want to ask one of them out, and horrible as it may sound I wouldn't know which. They are almost identical, and both their personalities are equally attractive. Plus I really don't want to do that to the one I don't ask out. I don't know what to do :(
Didn't I just read this the other day?

Also, am I the only one who finds this creepy?

Also, am I the only one who finds this creepy?

Yeah, why?

Didn't I just read this the other day?

Also, am I the only one who finds this creepy?

I might have posted it before, I don't know. Why is it creepy? In case you're wondering, I'm fifteen now...

I might have posted it before, I don't know. Why is it creepy? In case you're wondering, I'm fifteen now...
Oh, I don't mean your age.

I mean it's creepy how you're pining after someone who is actually two people. I mean, are they really that interchangeable?

But of course I've never had a crush on an identical twin (or both of them, for that matter) so maybe that particular brand of weirdness has simply managed to escape me so far.

Oh yeah, ive got a really hot friend. Just try to stop me going for her.....:sniper:
Shes mine..!

Oh, I don't mean your age.

I mean it's creepy how you're pining after someone who is actually two people. I mean, are they really that interchangeable?

But of course I've never had a crush on an identical twin (or both of them, for that matter) so maybe that particular brand of weirdness has simply managed to escape me so far.

It's slightly weird but within the realms of normalcy.

Come on, 'sif any guy would turn down two twins...

And you've never had a crush on two people at once?

Oh, I don't mean your age.

I mean it's creepy how you're pining after someone who is actually two people. I mean, are they really that interchangeable?

But of course I've never had a crush on an identical twin (or both of them, for that matter) so maybe that particular brand of weirdness has simply managed to escape me so far.

I can understand that. It is just that they are so alike, and both so likable even where they differ. And both of them appear perfect. Although I can see differences, both are just as attractive, plus of course the crush is based to an extent on physical looks, and they are so similar it took me over a year to learn to tell them apart.

Yeah... several of my female friends are quite attractive. I'm with a lady already, though, so nothing will happen between me and any of my female friends. One had (I think still has) a crush on me, too, and she's gorgeous, so I must say, while there's no possibility of anything for the two of us besides friendship, I am a bit flattered.

Anyway, yeah, I think most people have friends sometime that they think are attractive. It's hard not too.

I can understand that. It is just that they are so alike, and both so likable even where they differ. And both of them appear perfect. Although I can see differences, both are just as attractive, plus of course the crush is based to an extent on physical looks, and they are so similar it took me over a year to learn to tell them apart.
Alright. I mean, yeah, if it is mainly based on looks, then I guess I can see it. I still think it's a bit creepy, but I can see your point.

Come on, 'sif any guy would turn down two twins...
Er, okay.
Personally I would really recommend you draw the line at three twins, though.

And you've never had a crush on two people at once?
Touché. Just never on two pretty much identical people.

And yes, the more I think about this, the more I 1) still find it creepy, yet 2) see that it rationally probably isn't. So sue me. :p

Er, okay.
Personally I would really recommend you draw the line at three twins, though.

Naturally, considering that three twins is a logical impossibility... ;)

Naturally, considering that three twins is a logical impossibility... ;)
Aw, Kanabia, no. Surely if *I* can refrain from spelling it out and putting a smiley on the end, you can too. *shakes head sadly*

There used to be, but now my friends are either unattractive, or not incredibly attractive. This is good because I'm in a monogamous relationship now and it's better to avoid temptation.

Didn't I just read this the other day?

Also, am I the only one who finds this creepy?
It's definitely weird.

I might have posted it before, I don't know. Why is it creepy? In case you're wondering, I'm fifteen now...
Arrange to meet them, but don't ask either of them out as soon as that. Get to know them better and it will become clear which on you prefer.

i have a good friend who i have a 'crush' on. i'm taking her to my debs as friends. she's also one of my best friends ex's AND i'm kinda with someone, so there is probably 0 percent chance of anything happening, and if it did it would be just sex.

also for a while i think she wanted more than a friendship with me cos one of her friends was asking me weird questions like 'would i ever wanna be more than friends with her?'

Aw, Kanabia, no. Surely if *I* can refrain from spelling it out and putting a smiley on the end, you can too. *shakes head sadly*

Triplets would have been the word you needed, m'dear.

Well, yeah, I have a couple of pretty friends, but they're 'just friends' so I'm not really interested in 'banging them'

Triplets would have been the word you needed, m'dear.
I can't believe this. Okay, let me spell it out for you:
Come on, 'sif any guy would turn down two twins...
................................................^ *points exasperatedly*

So, m'dear, come one, you can do it! I know you can! Yeah right.

I can't believe this. Okay, let me spell it out for you:

................................................^ *points exasperatedly*

So, m'dear, come one, you can do it! I know you can! Yeah right.

Oh. Touché. I just felt like being a bitch, and it bit me on the bum. :D

(Though technically, they are two twins. Eg. "Fred over there is a twin." I think it's okay to say that. So therefore, you can have two twins I guess, even though it is a nasty bit of tautology.)


So, m'dear, come one

:p

do you have an overly attractive (at least to you) friend?? I watched "JUST FRIENDS" this week, and it got me thinking that everyone out there probably has at least one "pleutonic" friend that you would like to bang....
Use to. [ smile ]

She's still a good friend. :D

Oh. Touché. I just felt like being a bitch, and it bit me on the bum. :DIt did, didn't it? :)
even though it is a nasty bit of tautology.Good thing you added that. Just in time, too. ;)

Good thing you added that. Just in time, too. ;)

Do you spy on me or something? Because goddamn if I can't get away with simple edits with you. :p

Do you spy on me or something? Because goddamn if I can't get away with simple edits with you. :p
Hahaha, I've noticed that, too. :p
I don't know, it's just that I read it, and hit reply, and suddenly the text popping up there is different than what I just read. It doesn't really happen that much with other people, either. So yeah, I guess it's you. :p Of course, it could be that Hubble-sized telescope pointing into your bedroom window right now, but nah, I doubt it.

Since I'd happily sleep with approx. 95% of the women I know, I'll go as far to say that yes, I do have this sort of situation.

¬_¬

EDITED because I could see the jokes coming.

Of course, it could be that Hubble-sized telescope pointing into your bedroom window right now, but nah, I doubt it.

Good lord! *closes porn*

Since I'd happily sleep with approx. 95% of the women I know, I'll go as far to say that yes, I do have this sort of situation.

¬_¬

EDITED because I could see the jokes coming.
Heh. I saw it. *snickers* But see, no jokes. :)

Good lord! *closes porn*
First of all, that'd be way too late now (and I have to say you sure have, er, interesting taste :eek:) and also I can totally see you didn't really close it. Think, man!

I do have one friend who I had a sort of crush on for a while. It got even worse when I saw him in his security uniform. I nearly melted. Fortunately he was our roomate for a while and I got over that rather quickly. He turned out to be the biggest pain in the ass. Somehow guys tend to become far less attractive to me once I get to know them.
Strange ... I can say the same about most women I've gotten to know. :D

First of all, that'd be way too late now (and I have to say you sure have, er, interesting taste :eek:) and also I can totally see you didn't really close it. Think, man!

Now, now, I make no secret of my fetishes, although you're the first to find them particularly strange. mmmbrunettes

Now, now, I make no secret of my fetishes, although you're the first to find them particularly strange. mmmbrunettes
Well, now, who would say anything against brunettes? *preens*
Sadly, though, the streaming video beamed onto the multiple screens here in the KanabiKam control room tell a different story..., one of depravity and, dare I say it, booze. :eek:

Well, now, who would say anything against brunettes? *preens*
Sadly, though, the streaming video beamed onto the multiple screens here in the KanabiKam control room tell a different story..., one of depravity and, dare I say it, booze. :eek:

You don't need a camera to figure that out. :p

You don't need a camera to figure that out. :p
Lol, true, but this way I can see it, er, in high-definition?

Oh, screw it, my evil plans never work.

*shuffles off kicking dust*

Lol, true, but this way I can see it, er, in high-definition?

Oh, screw it, my evil plans never work.

*shuffles off kicking dust*

Meh. *leans back in chair and lights up another bong hit*

*yawns and scratches hairy beer belly while sitting in boxer shorts, and then picks up and takes a bite out of a piece of cold dessicated pizza*

*scratches and farts while taking a swig of whiskey from the bottle*

Sexy? :p

Meh. *leans back in chair and lights up another bong hit*

*yawns and scratches hairy beer belly while sitting in boxer shorts, and then picks up and takes a bite out of a piece of cold dessicated pizza*

*scratches and farts while taking a swig of whiskey from the bottle*

Sexy? :p

Dude.

*throws an ice cream bar at your head*

Dude.

*throws an ice cream bar at your head*

Oh yeah, sweet dude....thanks. *takes a bite out of it* Wow, this one doesn't have mouldy green stuff in it! :eek:

Meh. *leans back in chair and lights up another bong hit*

*yawns and scratches hairy beer belly while sitting in boxer shorts, and then picks up and takes a bite out of a piece of cold desiccated pizza*

*scratches and farts while taking a swig of whiskey from the bottle*

Sexy? :p
Fixed. :p Hee, sorry, I *had* to. You know how much I love your flawless spelling, so I *had* to pounce =)

And no.

Oh yeah, sweet dude....thanks. *takes a bite out of it* Wow, this one doesn't have mouldy green stuff in it! :eek:

Damnit, I grabbed the wrong one!

*eats the mouldy green one*

...

Fixed. :p Hee, sorry, I *had* to. You know how much I love your flawless spelling, so I *had* to pounce =)

And no.

Yeah yeah, pick on someone that hasn't slept in 30something hours....i'll remember you, cruel one. :(

Yeah yeah, pick on someone that hasn't slept in 30something hours....i'll remember you, cruel one. :(
Awwwwww. :fluffle: (*rolleyes* Because it's OBVIOUSLY my fault you've been up playing video games and doing Hubble-knows-what for 30+ hours! Not even a single soundfile, either. *I* should be the one with the sad face. Ha!)

Awwwwww. :fluffle: (*rolleyes* Because it's OBVIOUSLY my fault you've been up playing video games and doing Hubble-knows-what for 30+ hours! Not even a single soundfile, either. *I* should be the one with the sad face. Ha!)

I've been writing essays and reading and earning a pittance of a wage in that time, actually. I really should be finishing off my work now but... *shrugs*

(check your TG's then...I might be willing to make a deal for more soundfiles *nods* :p)

(check your TG's then...I might be willing to make a deal for more soundfiles *nods* :p)

That's just disgusting.

That's just disgusting.

I know. Haha.

That's just disgusting.
He wasn't kidding, either. :eek:

*shudders*

He wasn't kidding, either. :eek:

*shudders*

I sent it well before I made that post though. I was getting impatient for a reply. :p

I sent it well before I made that post though. I was getting impatient for a reply. :p
Well, you got one now, scumbag! :p

Well, you got one now, scumbag! :p

Duly noted, and replied.

Uh, lets get this back on topic. So, how about smoking hot friends? I find it best when you strap them down onto a barbeque. They're generally smokier than ovens.

I'm a produced playwright, so I know a lot of actresses who are very hot. There's one in particular who is Jessica Rabbit hot, damn freakin' hot-tall red-head hot. Un-fucking-real hot. And she's part of the small unnofficial 'rep group' that will do any project that falls out of my fool head, including one of my student films where she performed so good as a DJ that the class thought I just recorded off the radio and thus didn't pay attention to it as part of the narrative (ever have something be a compliment and an insult at the same time?)

And, she's not weird and kinda annoying like actors and actresses can be, she's chill, a head, and cool to talk to. And so far out of my league that I'm lucky if I can buy tickets to the game.

Don't let that stop you. I'm dating a smokin' hot lady who has a brain the size of Everest, a heart of gold, a wonderfully strong will to keep going in the face of adversity. She's also a very good actress.

It's interesting how even when they're way out of your league, it's often possible to win their hearts if you're willing to love them for who they really are and be there for them.

Now about my attractive female friends...

I have quite a few, actually. I'm not quite sure why they like to hang around me sometimes, but I'm not complaining. ;) Only one of them do I have any real desire to have sex with, strangely. And there's no way in hell I would even if I were given the chance. She's been burned before and I know I would just end up hurting her, and there's no way I would do that to her. It would just be wrong. Women are much too wonderful to go around hurting just because I'm horny.

i have no friends. :( :( :(

One time I had the option of sleeping with one of my best friends. I had just suffered an awful breakup and I felt like drowning my sorrows with sex, and I knew my friend wanted to be with me. I said, you know I'm just going to end up rebounding with somebody and break their heart, I don't want to treat you that way. And they were like, Just do it! I don't mind! But I still didn't, and to this day I'm glad I didn't. It would have ruined everything, you know?

And they were like, Just do it! I don't mind! But I still didn't, and to this day I'm glad I didn't. It would have ruined everything, you know?
Wise decision, too. Never believe someone who you know is more into you than you are into them when they say "It's okay, I'm fine with it". They are not. How could they? Ah, the lessons life teaches us. Would be nice if we knew them beforehand.

Ah, the lessons life teaches us. Would be nice if we knew them beforehand.

All too true.

... she has three kids and was (and still is) dating this guy. Anywho, my sister had a friend from work who was (and still is) an openly-out lesbian. She wore leathers and rode a motorbike and everything. Anywho, whenever my sister's friend came around, my sister's boyfriend got really jealous and kept telling my sister that the lesbian was 'after' (i.e. :fluffle: ) her. My sister used to go ballistic (i.e. :upyours: ) and tell him he was an idiot and too posessive and so on.

And then ...

One day my sister's lesbian friend told my sister that she loved her!!!

I gotta admit, when I found out I totally laughed my arse off :D


On a serious note, if you have any hot 'friends' that you're hanging about in the hope of getting laid then I have three comments ...

1) If you have been put into the 'friend' category then forget it. The object of your desire sees you as a friend and will be annoyed/repelled when or if you confess. You will likely not get what you desire

2) You are setting yourself up for heartbreak. No matter what, it is is likely going to hurt or leave you hanging about lovelorn. If you have feelings for a friend then cut yourself out of their life. You will save yourself (and them) a lot of pain that way

3) Look, pretending to be a 'friend' to someone in the (usually vain) hope that you can get into their knickers/boxer shorts is unethical. You are gaining their friendship under false pretences. Don't do it.