NationStates Jolt Archive

what the hell?!?!

People are such random things? :P
Whats the most random thing you have ever seen?
btw this was a pink-haired emo dude at the cinema and he spent 5 minutes staring at the nacho's before he saidd it.
Hehe.
So whats the most random thing you've ever seen?

obese girl in pink hoodie skateboarding

other randomness things include.

One of my friends opening a drain and climbing down, (we were scared)
only to have her appear 10 minutes later behind us with a Yorkie bar.
...
mehtinks she is magic.

A guy in a tarzan outfit running around the neighborhood, climbing over cars and swinging from trees and hiding in bushes only to pounce unsuspecting pedestrians and lawn ornaments, dry-humping them for several minutes before running off and repeating the process.

A guy in a tarzan outfit running around the neighborhood, climbing over cars and swinging from trees and hiding in bushes only to pounce unsuspecting pedestrians and lawn ornaments, dry-humping them for several minutes before running off and repeating the process.Can I borrow your tarzan outfit?

A kangaroo using a school crossing in, believe it or not, Kangaroo Ground just outside of Melbourne. The traffic stopped, the kangaroo stopped, looked at the cars then hopped off.

Can I borrow your tarzan outfit?

My reputation precedes me. :p

Yes. But I need it back for Spring Break. :)

My reputation precedes me. :p

Yes. But I need it back for Spring Break. :)Thanks. :) When's Spring Break?

It was a thread on soda or something and it went to how Hilary Clinton was a commie..

In Sendai, Japan, a drunk businessman climbed to the top of a traffic overpass, dropped trow, and started pissing into traffic. A policeman ran up, held him him steady so he didn't fall, let him finish, then helped him buckle his pants and sent him on his way.

Thanks. :) When's Spring Break?

Depends wher you live. Here, it's in a couple weeks.

My cousin just said 'I love carpet' out of nowhere. We weren't even inside at the time. It was very odd.

In Sendai, Japan, a drunk businessman climbed to the top of a traffic overpass, dropped trow, and started pissing into traffic. A policeman ran up, held him him steady so he didn't fall, let him finish, then helped him buckle his pants and sent him on his way.

I swear I've never been to Japan. :p

I swear I've never been to Japan. :p
Don't worry I'm sure you where his inspiration. :)

Biking six miles to my cousins house, tapping her fish bowl, going to the bathroom to take a piss, only seeing the same fish in the toilet.

I think my cousin placed it there on purpose just for a reason to bludgeon me with an iron bar... :eek:

The Internets.

what the hell?!?!

People are such random things? :P
Whats the most random thing you have ever seen?
btw this was a pink-haired emo dude at the cinema and he spent 5 minutes staring at the nacho's before he saidd it.
Hehe.
So whats the most random thing you've ever seen?
I know it's a bit weird question but... what city+country did u see this guy?

Errinundera']A kangaroo using a school crossing in, believe it or not, Kangaroo Ground just outside of Melbourne. The traffic stopped, the kangaroo stopped, looked at the cars then hopped off.

That's not random, that's logical. It was a pedestrian crossing, that's where you're supposed to cross.

Me and some of my friends were at the outdoor bouldering place and were all staring at this unlabeled bottle of brown. Then, some man in a bandana and with long hair just comes up, grabs the bottle and takes a HUGE swig and leaves. It was awesome.

Not twenty minutes ago, a crowded room telephoned me. I tried to make conversation, but it hung up quite quickly.

Not twenty minutes ago, a crowded room telephoned me. I tried to make conversation, but it hung up quite quickly.

There were pants in the lost and found at school....How do you lose pants?

There were pants in the lost and found at school....How do you lose pants?

I don't know, but I lost a pair of underwear at one of Mexico's largest ecological theme parks.

I don't know, but I lost a pair of underwear at one of Mexico's largest ecological theme parks.

...



Do we get details? That sound like a funny story...

There was a man dressed in a batman costume with a presumably fake bomb tucked between his arms, running through traffic with a stark naked crowd following faithfully behind.

...



Do we get details? That sound like a funny story...

It sounds funnier than it actually was. I changed into my bathing suit in the bathroom, locked my clothes in a dry bag, swam down a river, picked up my stuff, and took it to a different bathroom to change. However, while changing, I noticed that my underwear was gone. I still don't know exactly where it went, and I was too embarassed to file some sort of lost-and-found report.

It sounds funnier than it actually was. I changed into my bathing suit in the bathroom, locked my clothes in a dry bag, swam down a river, picked up my stuff, and took it to a different bathroom to change. However, while changing, I noticed that my underwear was gone. I still don't know exactly where it went, and I was too embarassed to file some sort of lost-and-found report.

XD
"I...um...I lost something."
"What?"
"Welllll...You see, I was changing into my clothes after I went swimming and...um, couldn't find all of it."
"What was missing?"
"The underwear."
"The what?"
"Underwear."
"So...Right now you're wearing..."
">_>"

My cousin just said 'I love carpet' out of nowhere. We weren't even inside at the time. It was very odd.


By chance your cousin is a big lezbo??

My son saying, "Don't call me daughter" several times before I finally realized he was quoting a Pearl Jam song.

do you mean the cheese...or me?

Biking six miles to my cousins house, tapping her fish bowl, going to the bathroom to take a piss, only seeing the same fish in the toilet.

I think my cousin placed it there on purpose just for a reason to bludgeon me with an iron bar... :eek:
I just saw Barbie being raped.

LOL, I went to gamestop in a toga, for no other reason than to make a spectacle of myself. Does that count?

In Sendai, Japan, a drunk businessman climbed to the top of a traffic overpass, dropped trow, and started pissing into traffic. A policeman ran up, held him him steady so he didn't fall, let him finish, then helped him buckle his pants and sent him on his way.
Sadly, that doesn't phase me any more, it just doesn't.

I swear I've never been to Japan.
Are you sure? Your Tarzan act sounds supisiously like the actions of Hard Gay.

Let me see... the most random thing I've experianced was having two of my female students give a hand job to my umbrella, ask me if I play sekkuhara, and then demanded that I feed them some potatoe chips I had just bought.

Ah... life in Japan.

Well, once I and a few friends out camping were sitting around a camp fire discussing cars (corvettes in particular) and there was a brief pause in the conversation and Steve said, out of nowhere "I just sensed an orgasm somewhere in the universe - billions of tiny sperm crying out."

All of us were like, "ooooookaaaaaay, next."

Also, once in London I saw a small truck ram a small white car on purpose in the middle of traffic. 2 guys got out of the truck and ran up to the small car and pulled two asian guys out of the car and starting beating the shit out of them. The two asians managed to break free and they ran off in different directions. The 2 guys talked for a minute in the middle of the street and one of them got back in the truck and the other one got in the car the asians had been driving and they both drove off. Cops showed up about 10-15 minutes later to a street where all was normal (except a few of us on the side of the road who were trippin' on what we had seen).

When we first walked into my new apartment on moving day, my cousin tok a big whiff of the place and said, "It smells so good, like paint." This belongs in my brother's list of offbeat quotes, along with my brother's girlfriend nce having said, "I like licking poopy off my fingers; it makes me happy."

There were pants in the lost and found at school....How do you lose pants?

My elementary school there were girls knickers in the lost and found more then once.