NationStates Jolt Archive


Big Butts: The Next Generation

Letila
24-03-2006, 16:07
Harking back the days on the old forum, I'm resurrecting an old topic I used to bring up (I ended up having half a dozen threads on it over the months:D ). Oldies should remember this. Yeah, I know, it's a weird topic, but I felt the need to bring it back. Oh, and try to refrain from quoting that Baby Got Back song; I've grown tired of it by now.

And yes, I like big butts, or more accurately, very wide hips and a thin waist as well. Weird, yes, but there is little I can do about it.
Pure Metal
24-03-2006, 16:10
i demand pictures!

personally, i'm not one for big butts, but i'm at work and need entertaining damnit! :P
Keruvalia
24-03-2006, 16:14
Little in the middle, but she got much back.

(LA face with an Oakland booty)
Europa Maxima
24-03-2006, 16:17
Everything within proportion to her physique. On a bigger built woman, it looks fine, as do larger breasts. On a skinny woman, it looks idiotic. Same with men when it comes to butts.
Jeruselem
24-03-2006, 16:18
You must watch a lot of rapper videos. All the dancing girls in those videos seem to shake a lot of butt. :p
German Nightmare
24-03-2006, 16:19
Somewhere between small and J-Lo-sized.

And boy am I glad that I read the OP - so I won't quote from the song!

*hums it anyway*
Keruvalia
24-03-2006, 16:20
You must watch a lot of rapper videos. All the dancing girls in those videos seem to shake a lot of butt. :p

Letila? Rap? HA!
Letila
24-03-2006, 16:22
You must watch a lot of rapper videos. All the dancing girls in those videos seem to shake a lot of butt.

I hate rap, actually. I'm not sure what the classical composers prefered, though.
Kzord
24-03-2006, 16:24
I'm not sure what the classical composers prefered, though.

Man butt.




Seriously, though, I don't think your taste in appearance of the opposite sex can be determined by musical preference. Ethnicity is the missing link between rap and butt-size.
Thriceaddict
24-03-2006, 16:25
I hate rap, actually. I'm not sure what the classical composers prefered, though.
Wasn't that the 'beached whale' period?
Sdaeriji
24-03-2006, 16:25
Letila, you would love the girl I sit across from at work. Lord knows I do.
Carisbrooke
24-03-2006, 16:30
:p I have no desire for womens bottoms, they hold no facination for me, having my own. But I like a guy to have one, so many don't. lets see more decent backsides on men! I demand equal rights on this issue! guys please shake your butt for inspection by all the ladies on the forum, and those guys who want to check them out too.
Keruvalia
24-03-2006, 16:31
I hate rap, actually. I'm not sure what the classical composers prefered, though.

Just look at the art of the day.
German Nightmare
24-03-2006, 16:31
You must watch a lot of rapper videos. All the dancing girls in those videos seem to shake a lot of butt. :p
They do? Seems I never noticed that :D

http://www.germanmusicvideos.com/DAS-BO.html

click on "Türlich türlich (sicher dicker)"
Keruvalia
24-03-2006, 16:35
click on "Türlich türlich (sicher dicker)"

You are my hero.
The Half-Hidden
24-03-2006, 16:41
Harking back the days on the old forum, I'm resurrecting an old topic I used to bring up (I ended up having half a dozen threads on it over the months:D ). Oldies should remember this. Yeah, I know, it's a weird topic, but I felt the need to bring it back. Oh, and try to refrain from quoting that Baby Got Back song; I've grown tired of it by now.

And yes, I like big butts, or more accurately, very wide hips and a thin waist as well. Weird, yes, but there is little I can do about it.
Having two options above J-lo size is really unnecessary; since when is her ass considered "moderately sized"?

There must be an option between small and J-lo.
Letila
24-03-2006, 16:43
Wasn't that the 'beached whale' period?

Hmm, good point.
Anglo-Utopia
24-03-2006, 20:55
This threads on crack.

:p
Von Witzleben
24-03-2006, 21:01
They do? Seems I never noticed that :D

http://www.germanmusicvideos.com/DAS-BO.html

click on "Türlich türlich (sicher dicker)"
Junglebrothers.
Gartref
24-03-2006, 21:06
From each Butt according to my needs, to each Butt according to my abilities.
Sinuhue
24-03-2006, 21:11
I think nice, firm, big butts are really something to behold and hold. I love nice round bums on women. I'm fine with mine, though I wouldn't be upset if I suddenly woke up to have a bit more padding there!
Desperate Measures
24-03-2006, 21:26
I like a bit bigger than J-Lo but not huge. I can't talk about this anymore.
CthulhuFhtagn
24-03-2006, 21:56
Having two options above J-lo size is really unnecessary; since when is her ass considered "moderately sized"?

There must be an option between small and J-lo.
Since people started looking at the proportions of women outside Hollywood.
Letila
25-03-2006, 01:28
Having two options above J-lo size is really unnecessary; since when is her ass considered "moderately sized"?

I never thought her butt was that big, I guess.
Zanato
25-03-2006, 01:33
Ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
Qwystyria
25-03-2006, 01:35
I saw a news article the other day about some woman who got charged with murder after she injected cooking oil into some other woman's butt and called it Botox. Wrong on SO many levels. Who the HECK needs Botox in their butt?

I'm not into women's butts though... mine's ok, but probably sorta average. Not too little, not as big as many people. But then, I'm fairly athletic and have a good waist, and I've had a kid, so that's not real surprising. I really prefer a fairly small butt on a guy, though. Enough to grab, but no extra. *nods*
Santa Barbara
25-03-2006, 01:40
If I'm feeling big, I like 'em small.
If I'm feeling small, I like 'em small.
If I'm feeling dirty, I like 'em big.
Cervixia Vinnland
25-03-2006, 01:53
LOL I've got a big ass that's all I know or wish to comment on. But lately I've had a thing for really skinny men and tight little men asses haha ;)
Zanato
25-03-2006, 01:55
I saw a news article the other day about some woman who got charged with murder after she injected cooking oil into some other woman's butt and called it Botox. Wrong on SO many levels. Who the HECK needs Botox in their butt?

That's kinky. At least she didn't inject botox into the woman's anal sphincter. Not only would that ruin buttsex, but it'd be amazingly difficult to take a dump. Can you imagine the mass accumulation of fecal matter that would ensue within her rectum?
CthulhuFhtagn
25-03-2006, 02:23
Anyways, to get back on topic, I like big butts. Hell, several topics back I was apparently the official poster of pictures of big butts.
Oxwana
25-03-2006, 04:26
Everything within proportion to her physique. On a bigger built woman, it looks fine, as do larger breasts. On a skinny woman, it looks idiotic. Same with men when it comes to butts.No!
A really tiny, delicate woman with a very narrow back and a big butt...
>drools<
Seriously, don't say that. It's upsetting.
You obviously have just never met the right woman. I would refer you to a woman who could change your mind, but I don't want to share her. If you did see her, though, you'd understand just how perfect a woman like that looks... Trust me, it's how God intended.
Heavy Metal Soldiers
25-03-2006, 04:46
Frame: Petite to Athletic (Not supermodel thin but not FAT)
Waist: Small
Ass: Bubble

Think Jaime Pressly nude scenes in "Poison Ivy 2" or Catherine Zeta Jones sliding under the laser alarm in "Entrapment"! When they know how to arch their back, it helps!!!
Nerotika
25-03-2006, 05:03
its like a nucular mushroom, ya got the tiny little legs then BOOM big ass.
Soviet Haaregrad
25-03-2006, 05:33
Twenty inch thighs make twenty inch eyes. :eek:

It's all about the 40 inch booties. :D
People without names
25-03-2006, 05:47
if survival of the fittest was to work in society, and only those chicks with big butts got laid, would we be doomed as a society with big butts
Peechland
25-03-2006, 05:53
I like big butts and I cannot lie!

sorry.


But seriously, I'd give my right arm for an ass like J-Lo's.
Grave_n_idle
25-03-2006, 05:54
I like big butts and I cannot lie!

sorry.


But seriously, I'd give my right arm for an ass like J-Lo's.

Like the 'old' J-Lo? Or like this modern 'slimmer' variation?
Peechland
25-03-2006, 05:58
Like the 'old' J-Lo? Or like this modern 'slimmer' variation?


No quite as big as it was in Selena....but not too much smaller than that.
Grave_n_idle
25-03-2006, 05:59
No quite as big as it was in Selena....but not too much smaller than that.

Good girl. I like your taste in ass.

Erm... that could be interpreted in SOOOO many ways...
Peechland
25-03-2006, 06:00
Good girl. I like your taste in ass.

Erm... that could be interpreted in SOOOO many ways...

lol....you know I appreciate a good looking gal. ;)
Grave_n_idle
25-03-2006, 06:01
lol....you know I appreciate a good looking gal. ;)

Enough of the narcissism, already. :)
Letila
25-03-2006, 18:11
No!
A really tiny, delicate woman with a very narrow back and a big butt...

Mmm.
Colodia
25-03-2006, 18:39
Ah, a classic thread.

*purchases a DVD of "Classic General Moments"*
Letila
26-03-2006, 17:31
if survival of the fittest was to work in society, and only those chicks with big butts got laid, would we be doomed as a society with big butts

Now that would pwn.
Heavenly Sex
26-03-2006, 17:37
I'm not much of a butt person, so I don't like big butts. I prefer small ones.
Also I can't stand wide hips.
Intangelon
26-03-2006, 17:41
Everything within proportion to her physique. On a bigger built woman, it looks fine, as do larger breasts. On a skinny woman, it looks idiotic. Same with men when it comes to butts.
Amen.

Proportion and some curvature. If she's 200 pounds and the proportions are smokin', who cares. Hot is hot and it comes in all sizes.
Heron-Marked Warriors
26-03-2006, 18:13
I prefer fairly small butts, but I'm not averse to the larger variety.

Who am I kidding, I'll take whatever I can get.:p