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I was sitting on the Train the ther day and a man sat on the seat next to me and he had a stong smell of must, yeah the guy had the odour as if he had been left in the back of a closet for 6 months and it got me thinking...

Do you think you have a special smell that you can call your own?
What do you smell like?
What do you want to smell like?
What is the worst you have ever smelt like?
Have you ever smelt like Onions/Cheese/Steak/Lavender?
Where you aware that Whale juice was in Perfumes?

I smell like patchouli and stale cigarettes.

My husband says I smell like honeysuckle and clean linen, but I know for a fact that I smell like cucumber vanilla (it sounds weird but it smells very good)

I used to have wonderful (okay not so wonderful) smells about me when I worked in food service, tacos, onions, bbq, muffins, ect.

Last summer I smelled like Brisket sauce a lot since I worked at the local BBQ restraunt trying to earn some extra $$ for my kids' birthday parties, my husband seemed to be okay with that though (typical carnivore)

I smell like garlic most of the time. but otherwise. B.O.

I SMELL LIKE CZARDAS

i want a tshirt of that! :p



though for my real answer i think you'll have to ask glitziness :P
i'd like to smell of nothing
and the worst i've ever smelt is after a 4 day camping/hiking expedition on dartmoor for the duke of edinburgh award. i didn't realise how bad i smelt or how dirty i was until my parents ordered me to go take a bath straight away and the water ended up a disgusting shade of black. it also hit home when another DofE group came to visit me just after their expedition and i tolerated them for about 2 minutes before yelling at them to get the fuck out of my room. and promptly opening all the windows.

Im going to go with cordite, RDX and various hydrocarbons.

I smell like coconut, mango, and peach. Weird combos, but that's how my shower products make me smell.

I guess mostly I smell like cannabis.

My husband says I smell like honeysuckle and clean linen, but I know for a fact that I smell like cucumber vanilla (it sounds weird but it smells very good)

I used to have wonderful (okay not so wonderful) smells about me when I worked in food service, tacos, onions, bbq, muffins, ect.

Last summer I smelled like Brisket sauce a lot since I worked at the local BBQ restraunt trying to earn some extra $$ for my kids' birthday parties, my husband seemed to be okay with that though (typical carnivore)
That smells delicious.
Honeysuckle
*Drools*
I smell like patchouli and stale cigarettes.
Crap i forgot Cigarettes.
Oh well Cigarettes=Czardas.

I smell like patchouli and stale cigarettes.
I like patchouli........but not cigarettes (stale or otherwise)

I mostly smell like cheese. But that's only because I eat so much of it my breath, flatulence, and sweat smells like it. Normally it's a rather mature cheddar-y scent, but occasionally there's definitely a Stilton-y tang.

I guess mostly I smell like cannabis.
*nods* i must have reeked of that and smoke going to lectures at uni last year... maybe that's why i didn't make any new friends :p :(

Beer

I was sitting on the Train the ther day and a man sat on the seat next to me and he had a stong smell of must, yeah the guy had the odour as if he had been left in the back of a closet for 6 months and it got me thinking...

1. Do you think you have a special smell that you can call your own?
2. What do you smell like?
3. What do you want to smell like?
4. What is the worst you have ever smelt like?
5. Have you ever smelt like Onions/Cheese/Steak/Lavender?
6. Where you aware that Whale juice was in Perfumes?

Ugh, that's almost as bad as people smelling like a wet dog. I've yet to find out what causes that specific torture, which also thrives on crowded subways. Now, let's see:

1. Marc 'O Polo Woman.
2. Me, I would hope.
3. Hmm. Chocolate. That would be awesome.
4. Nothing too bad, I'd think. Dog poop, the times I stepped in it. Or that godawful restaurant smell where you smell like you've fallen into vat of old frying fat and smoked a pack of cigarettes for good measure.
5. No?
6. Um, yes. But honey, not to disappoint you, it's not the kind of juice you're thinking of.

I mostly smell like cheese. But that's only because I eat so much of it my breath, flatulence, and sweat smells like it. Normally it's a rather mature cheddar-y scent, but occasionally there's definitely a Stilton-y tang.
Yes Cheese is good.

I mostly smell like cheese. But that's only because I eat so much of it my breath, flatulence, and sweat smells like it. Normally it's a rather mature cheddar-y scent, but occasionally there's definitely a Stilton-y tang.
Really? One can smell like cheese? Huh.

Smoked Chicken would be interesting...

I smell like... VICTORY!

Smoked Chicken would be interesting...
came home from my BBQ job smelling of smoked chicken one weekend, I couldn't seem to wash it off, it was terrible for me, but men everywhere seemed to gather around, about 8 actually asked me what perfume I wore so they could purchase it for their sig. others, when I said "smoked chicken" they started to drool........:rolleyes: :p

*drools*

came home from my BBQ job smelling of smoked chicken one weekend, I couldn't seem to wash it off, it was terrible for me, but men everywhere seemed to gather around, about 8 actually asked me what perfume I wore so they could purchase it for their sig. others, when I said "smoked chicken" they started to drool........:rolleyes: :p
I should totally get that for my G-friend .....I mean if they made it as a perfume Hey I could invent it and get rich:cool:

Bacon.

Put I V Stalin and I in the same room, and fast food restaurant sales would soar.

Usually I smell like freshly scrubbed testicles.

If I haven't bathed for a while, I don't smell quite so freshly scrubbed. :p

I often have an Old Spice odor when heading to work.

I often have the familiar funk of cigarettes when I come home from work.

I often smell like greasepaint when clowning.

Afterward, I usually smell like the Hawaiian Punch the little kid spilled on me. :p

I should totally get that for my G-friend .....I mean if they made it as a perfume Hey I could invent it and get rich:cool:
LOL

I always wanted to make a perfume that smelled like theater popcorn, it would def. attract people.

I mostly smell like brazil nut body butter and vanilla. my big Canuck tells me I smell like flowers otherwise. Sometimes when I am real busy and its hot, I smell kinda sweaty, but not BO as I wash! lol If I cook or eat onions and garlic, I can sometimes smell of them too.

LOL

I always wanted to make a perfume that smelled like theater popcorn, it would def. attract people.
Here you go one popcorn perfume comin' up that'll be 8.95 :cool:

Ajax dishwashing liquid and Old Spice.

Not only do I smell of lavender, but in the wake of my passage the plant grows. Some other things just happen to die coincidentally...

steak and eggs for breakfast, so as for right now-I chose meat.
Maybe salsa?

I smell like communism.

I smell like teen spirit.

I was sitting on the Train the ther day and a man sat on the seat next to me and he had a stong smell of must, yeah the guy had the odour as if he had been left in the back of a closet for 6 months and it got me thinking...

Do you think you have a special smell that you can call your own?
What do you smell like?
What do you want to smell like?
What is the worst you have ever smelt like?
Have you ever smelt like Onions/Cheese/Steak/Lavender?
Where you aware that Whale juice was in Perfumes?

Yes
Salt
Don't care
Too much
Onions when I eat onion. Not cheese, not cheese. Lavender if I had perfume
Yes, fish oil in general, as is alcohol sometimes and lots of other not-so-neat stuff.

i smell like crack smoke, grape drank, and liquor

sometimes i smell like beer and prostitutes

Anyone care to guess?

Anyone care to guess?
my tshirt?

If I don't smell like B.O. then I smell like nothing. That's right, nothing! So I'll have to vote "Other".

Would smelling like nothing count to begin with? :confused:

Well B.O technically but people tell me my B.O smells intoxicating and makes them want to fall asleep.

...
Im worried.

Anyone care to guess?

Salt Pork and Fried Taters?

my tshirt?
I hope not....;)
Salt Pork and Fried Taters?
BZZZZZT!

BZZZZZT!

Fried hog anus? I picture you smelling like fried hog anus.

Ajax dishwashing liquid and Old Spice.
Ladys man LOL.

Old Spice and Beer.

Volatile oils and actinomycete spores.

I probably smell like mint, because I like mint gum... I try to smell like washed man with Axe on the rest of the time. :D

I smell like Crabtree and Evelyn's La Source soap and body lotion.

I have this great perfume that is cucumber scented. So I am going with cucumber.

I have this great perfume that is cucumber scented. So I am going with cucumber.

Cucumber, a very mild scent. Hmm, I'd like to sniff you.

I use a detergent that has a specific scent, hippie soap, a deoderant that smells like baby powder and burn a lot of insense, mostly Nag Champa. So unless I have cigars, I smell like all of that. If I have cigars I just smell...

Ladys man LOL.

Well, I can't afford much else on my budget. :p

I smell of Kiwi-kiwi and midly odorous socks.

Also pie, maybe.

I eather smell like vinnilla or yardley orange blossom.

I was sitting on the Train the ther day and a man sat on the seat next to me and he had a stong smell of must, yeah the guy had the odour as if he had been left in the back of a closet for 6 months and it got me thinking...

Do you think you have a special smell that you can call your own?
What do you smell like?
What do you want to smell like?
What is the worst you have ever smelt like?
Have you ever smelt like Onions/Cheese/Steak/Lavender?
Where you aware that Whale juice was in Perfumes?
Well, i voted Czardas out of good faith, but i'm not sure if it's accurate or not.
When i do smell like something other than cologne/deodorant/shampoo, it's either almost nothing, vinegar, or sand.
The sand smell is in the summer, it's my galvanic response to sun and heat.
The vinegar smell is a peculiar sweat situation due an electrolytic imbalance, one that also makes me sweat salts that disintegrate my clothes.
I probably have smelled like onions (and garlic and steak) since i have them to eat on occasion - as for cheese, that too, but from wearing one pair of socks too long. I guess under that, corn chips would also apply.
And i know of ambergris.

Goat Milk

I only wear one perfume, and thats Bob Mackie...it is delightful.:)

And when I dont wear that, I wear a lotion from Bath & Body works that smells like sugar cookies.


Without anything, I smell like rain....or right after it's rained.....or so I'm told.

I smell like cess smoke. :D

I only wear one perfume, and thats Bob Mackie...it is delightful.:)

And when I dont wear that, I wear a lotion from Bath & Body works that smells like sugar cookies.


Without anything, I smell like rain....or right after it's rained.....or so I'm told.

You know... they need to invent a technology that enables you to provide links for this kind of stuff....

You know... they need to invent a technology that enables you to provide links for this kind of stuff....

Indeed. Then I could brag about my cooking and give you a link to it so you could smell my White Chicken Chilli........mmm!

Oh and a link to those other smells as well;)

Indeed. Then I could brag about my cooking and give you a link to it so you could smell my White Chicken Chilli........mmm!

Oh and a link to those other smells as well;)

*sigh* (on so many levels...)

White Chicken Chilli sounds pretty good right around now, too...

Well, I can't afford much else on my budget.:p
Well does that mean you are or are not a fan of Blue Stratos...
I only wear one perfume, and thats Bob Mackie...it is delightful.:)

And when I dont wear that, I wear a lotion from Bath & Body works that smells like sugar cookies.


Without anything, I smell like rain....or right after it's rained.....or so I'm told.
I love the smell of Rain...

Sandalwood and tea.

Honestly.

Honestly.

I didn't doubt you for one moment :)

Heaven on hell.

I didn't doubt you for one moment :)

*lol
I know it sounds like a weird combination

I smell like JP8 and Avgas

*lol
I know it sounds like a weird combination

Not really, it's so hard to really say what a person smells like, but if you pick up their clothes you can smell them. I love to smell the pillow after my big canuck gets out of bed in the morning, because it smells of him. I can't describe really WHAT he smells like..other than to say 'happy and nice' but it makes me feel all warm and tingly.

Your mother.

(sorry)

What do you smell like?
Well my mom smoke so naturally I smell of smoke.

What do you want to smell like?
I'd like to smell at least neutral.

What is the worst you have ever smelt like?
I was out in the wilderness with some friends for 3 days... Let's just say I needed a bath badly.

Have you ever smelt like Onions/Cheese/Steak/Lavender?
I smelled like onions once. (Ate a whole jar of them to keep away mosquitos)

Where you aware that Whale juice was in Perfumes?
That's disgusting!

Not really, it's so hard to really say what a person smells like, but if you pick up their clothes you can smell them. I love to smell the pillow after my big canuck gets out of bed in the morning, because it smells of him. I can't describe really WHAT he smells like..other than to say 'happy and nice' but it makes me feel all warm and tingly.

Wow... that's a beautiful thing to say :)
I think I know what you mean. As far as I know, no language on the planet has developed an adequate vocabulary for smells yet. Strange, when you think about it.

Wow... that's a beautiful thing to say :)
I think I know what you mean. As far as I know, no language on the planet has developed an adequate vocabulary for smells yet. Strange, when you think about it.


True, I don't think there is a word that can describe fully how some smells make you feel, like how a smell can instantly awake a memory, a feeling. Or nothing can describe how smelling your new baby feels, especially their heads (I know it sounds weird) and there are loads of other things...like the smell of a warm day, the smell in the air before snow or rain..they are indescribable.

It must be terrible to lose your sense of smell...even though if you get stuck next to Mr. BO Smelly Breath on the train then you might wish for it....

earthy musky smell...

else, whatever deoderant I put on.


or as Robin Williams once put it.

We are manly men doing manly stuff (Sniffs underarm) and getting that manly smell!

I smell of death, despair, fear and faint whiff of *sniffs* of Febreeze.

SEX
"puff"

Do you think you have a special smell that you can call your own?
What do you smell like?
What do you want to smell like?
What is the worst you have ever smelt like?
Have you ever smelt like Onions/Cheese/Steak/Lavender?
Where you aware that Whale juice was in Perfumes?

Yes, I smell like fairy floss. Seriously.
I can't think of anything better that fairy floss, unless it was cookies.
Umm ... Pass.
Yes, all 4 at once even. :p
They're juicing what now?

Where you aware that Whale juice was in Perfumes?it's not juice... it's... well some theorize it's from the intestines... others say the stomach...

it's not juice... it's... well some theorize it's from the intestines... others say the stomach...
Yeah but don't you like saying 'Juice'?

Yeah but don't you like saying 'Juice'?
as digsy pointed out... Juicing what... and how...

and when you think about "milking" cows and goats... it leaves a very interesting picture...




as well as a unique job description...

1. What is B.O.?
2. What is Czardas?

I smell like gun-powder and might

My smell changes from day to day, but is usually a mixture in different proportions of the first deodorant that comes to hand after I get out of the shower, decent quality sinsemilla, and the apple based smell due to the frankly unhealthy amounts of strongbow I drink.

The worst I have ever smelled was probably while trekking in the himalayas: 3 weeks wearing 2 Helly hansen thermal T-shirts in rotation, with only silt laden river water to wash in. (the outdoor types among you will know what I mean about the hellys, for the rest of you they are made of synthetic fibre which despite its good points, has the almost magical property of starting to STINK after only a few hours wear).

I used to share a house with a guy who was a bit lax with personal hygeine, I once ordered him to shower because I could smell his filthy scrotum-musk from across the room.

as digsy pointed out... Juicing what... and how...

and when you think about "milking" cows and goats... it leaves a very interesting picture...




as well as a unique job description...
Guess you've never milked a bull then.

oh yeah, and on the subject of czardas. how exactly does one end up smelling of hungarian folk dancing? (thats what came up when i googled it)

Guess you've never milked a bull then.
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I thought I destroyed all tho.... nope...

I have this great perfume that is cucumber scented. So I am going with cucumber.But cucumbers don't smell like anything???,i just went to the kitchen and smelled one:confused:

But cucumbers don't smell like anything???,i just went to the kitchen and smelled one:confused:
did you slice it first?

I "have smell happily".

At least that's what the engrish on my jumper says (my little sister posted it to me from Japan).

Not really, it's so hard to really say what a person smells like, but if you pick up their clothes you can smell them. I love to smell the pillow after my big canuck gets out of bed in the morning, because it smells of him. I can't describe really WHAT he smells like..other than to say 'happy and nice' but it makes me feel all warm and tingly.I can just picture you wearing his oversized shirts to bed so you can fall asleep to his scent,when he's away, right?

did you slice it first?Goes to kitchen..slices cuke in half ..inhales deeply..ahh,O.K. but it's such a subtle scent.

But cucumbers don't smell like anything???,i just went to the kitchen and smelled one:confused:
hmm should i or shouldn't i should i or shouldn't i ....
did you slice it first?
:p

hmm should i or shouldn't i should i or shouldn't i ....

:p
if you were thinking what I was first thinking..

get your mind out of the gutter... it's too crowded in here...

if you were thinking what I was first thinking..

get your mind out of the gutter... it's too crowded in here...

Move over, then. It took me a moment to get that, but now my mind is deep in the gutter indeed :D

A girl said once to me, that I was so sweet that I smelled of strawberries:)

Move over, then. It took me a moment to get that, but now my mind is deep in the gutter indeed :D
*Makes room* :D

if you were thinking what I was first thinking..

get your mind out of the gutter... it's too crowded in here...
I don't know but...
Goes to kitchen..slices cuke in half ..inhales deeply..ahh,O.K. but it's such a subtle scent.
He he he

Not really, it's so hard to really say what a person smells like, but if you pick up their clothes you can smell them. I love to smell the pillow after my big canuck gets out of bed in the morning, because it smells of him. I can't describe really WHAT he smells like..other than to say 'happy and nice' but it makes me feel all warm and tingly.

I get that with my husband, I took him to the airport this morning and kept his pillowcase so I could "smell him" while he was gone (he looked at me like I was crazy, at least I know now that I'm not, someone knows what I am talking about)


oh, and also, on the way home I stopped for gas and now I smell like a car, I showered but I still smell of gasoline and oil.......how does one fix that, and also, now that I am awake how do I go back to sleep, I have been up since 2am and it's 6am now, I just want to sleep!!!

I can just picture you wearing his oversized shirts to bed so you can fall asleep to his scent,when he's away, right?

Can you see down this?

*looks into monitor, then behind it*

I smell like the Easter Bunny.

I have no idea. I rely on my boyfriend to tell me. And usually, it's not specific beyond, "you smell nice." or "put on deoderant."

glitziness smells lovely :fluffle:

its not a smell i recognise too much, so its kinda unique to her... i love being able to smell it ever so faintly on my clothes when i get home (makes me miss her though :()... and i love smelling her hair - another unique lovely smell that's just absolutley indicative of, and so much a part of being with her :fluffle:

I smell like soap (I put it in my hair) and unwashed clothes.

I've ditched the Ajax and am now using VO5 shampoo. I've also switched from regular Old Spice to Pure Sport Old Spice.

I smell like the Easter Bunny.
The chocolate one?
Or the one that hops around a bunch one day of the year deluding thousands of little kids into thinking that chocolate eggs plop out of your posterior, and that there is a rational, reasonable relationship between you and the religions/"events" you're supposed to represent? ;)

The chocolate one?
Or the one that hops around a bunch one day of the year deluding thousands of little kids into thinking that chocolate eggs plop out of your posterior, and that there is a rational, reasonable relationship between you and the religions/"events" you're supposed to represent? ;)
The Jesus one, man.

it's not juice... it's... well some theorize it's from the intestines... others say the stomach...
Sure it is. They just have an industrial-sized juicer, about a story high, kind of like the one they used in Pink Floyd's "The Wall" ... set on puree.

The Jesus one, man.
The Mithra/Horus one?
Before or after the flagellation?

The Mithra/Horus one?
Before or after the flagellation?
Yes.

Wanna paint an egg?

Tangerines.

My girl was showing me this new organic shampoo in the shower this morning and spilled it down the front of her while she was trying to smell it. It hadn't been stirred yet and it was mostly the (tangerine) scented oil that spilled over her.

I ... uh ... got some on me a little after that ... sort of transfered ;)




well maybe it's just my breathe ...

Would it be cliche and obnoxious to say Teen Spirit? :p

Seriously though, I smell of clean leather (from a much-loved and abused leather jacket), tree resin (you try doing two hours a day of practice with a resined bow and not pick up a slight smell of it), and mint (or whatever odd smell my generic shampoo has).

Creed Vintage Tabarome

Would it be cliche and obnoxious to say Teen Spirit? :p

Seriously though, I smell of clean leather (from a much-loved and abused leather jacket), tree resin (you try doing two hours a day of practice with a resined bow and not pick up a slight smell of it), and mint (or whatever odd smell my generic shampoo has).
We made it EIGHT pages without that? :eek:

Sigh:( I have no one to tell me what i smell like.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/1346.gif

We made it EIGHT pages without that? :eek:
No i think Gartref busted that ones arse earlier.
EDIT:http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10631107&postcount=31

No i think Gartref busted that ones arse earlier.
EDIT:http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10631107&postcount=31
Ah - ya got me. I didn't bother reading that much. I should've suspected it from Gartref, though.
*bows*