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and other important questions!

Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

Do clowns wear really big socks?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do you know the answers? or maybe you have important questions of your own! Use the wise brains of the general to discover the true facts! :D

The Jews.

What about them?

AND

What is the speed of dark? hmmmm

Islamics:upyours:

No! sillies this isn't a list of religions...it's questions about stuff!

Honestly.....

whats a cereal killer? someone who kills cereal??

A serial killer is someone who loves USB just a little too much.

A serial killer is someone who loves USB just a little too much.
Umeå School of Business?

What is the speed of dark? hmmmm

Pi.

and other important questions!

Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
They save it for the winter time. You see, the world is flat, and during the winter months the mud side is facing the sun, leaving us facing into space and permenant darkness. So, these little sunlight pixies come along, gather up the sun during summer and put it in big cookie jars. When it's winter, they let it out every now and again so we don't all bump into each other when walking to the biscuit factory.

Do clowns wear really big socks?
No, they have normal sized socks with big holes in the end, so their toes sometimes get cold. :(

What was the best thing before sliced bread?
The dream of sliced bread. This has been an ambition of man since 1442. When sliced bread was finally discovered, on a small island in the Pacific, the whole world had a big party that went on for 10 solid days.

Do you know the answers? or maybe you have important questions of your own! Use the wise brains of the general to discover the true facts! :D
I hope this was helpful to you.

They save it for the winter time. You see, the world is flat, and during the winter months the mud side is facing the sun, leaving us facing into space and permenant darkness. So, these little sunlight pixies come along, gather up the sun during summer and put it in big cookie jars. When it's winter, they let it out every now and again so we don't all bump into each other when walking to the biscuit factory.


No, they have normal sized socks with big holes in the end, so their toes sometimes get cold. :(


The dream of sliced bread. This has been an ambition of man since 1442. When sliced bread was finally discovered, on a small island in the Pacific, the whole world had a big party that went on for 10 solid days.


I hope this was helpful to you.


OH YES! YES IT WAS! Especially the bt about the pixies! I know a song about that....

Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?

OH YES! YES IT WAS! Especially the bt about the pixies! I know a song about that....

Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?

Yes. But it's not constant.

Yes. But it's not constant.
Indeed. The more something smells like ass the faster the scent travels.

The dream of sliced bread. This has been an ambition of man since 1442. When sliced bread was finally discovered, on a small island in the Pacific, the whole world had a big party that went on for 10 solid days.


Get your history right! Sliced bread was invented in 1337, and was a welcome compliment to the toaster (the only known man-made space-time wormhole), which was invented in 10000 BC.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sliced_bread

:D

Indeed. The more something smells like ass the faster the scent travels.

The speed of smell is also directly proportional to how long the thing has been dead.

Get your history right! Sliced bread was invented in 1337, and was a welcome compliment to the toaster (the only known man-made space-time wormhole), which was invented in 10000 BC.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sliced_bread

:D
I stand corrected. I am going to write a very strongly worded letter to my former history teacher.

This makes a mockery of the English education system! The number of times I must have embarrassed myself without realising it over the years with my factual errors. Everyone must have been laughing behind my back, without my knowing it.

The shame!

The speed of smell is also directly proportional to how long the thing has been dead.
Indeed. The smell of a dead anus is the only thing known to travel faster than the speed of light. For years, scientists have struggled to harness this power, but so far they have only succeeded and smelling really bad and scaring off their dates.

How do you send messages at the speed of monarchy?

How do you send messages at the speed of monarchy?

By purple-finned parrot-duck.

I stand corrected. I am going to write a very strongly worded letter to my former history teacher.

This makes a mockery of the English education system! The number of times I must have embarrassed myself without realising it over the years with my factual errors. Everyone must have been laughing behind my back, without my knowing it.

The shame!

They were! we are! ha ha ha

Also did you know that you have a notice pinned on your back that says 'kick my ass'?

They were! we are! ha ha ha

Also did you know that you have a notice pinned on your back that says 'kick my ass'?
*kicks Philosopy's ass*

How do you send messages at the speed of monarchy?
You have to harness the power of kingons and queons. These two sub-sub-atomic particles only ever come in pairs, stuck together with jam. To harness their power, you must split them, generating power in the region of several hundred thousand thaums.

*kicks Philosopy's ass*
Ow!

You have to harness the power of kingons and queons. These two sub-sub-atomic particles only ever come in pairs, stuck together with jam. To harness their power, you must split them, generating power in the region of several hundred thousand thaums.

I didn't know that one, when we learned about it, the teacher just pointed at the text book and grunted. But then that was the way with my teachers, usually they didn't even bother to point.

Does killing time damage eternity?

Do clowns wear really big socks?

One. But not on our feet. :D

One. But not on our feet. :D


OH? really.....:eek:

and other important questions!

Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

Do clowns wear really big socks?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do you know the answers? or maybe you have important questions of your own! Use the wise brains of the general to discover the true facts! :D

Daylight savings time: they're building up a stockpile. Ostensibly for when the sun finally fizzles out, but more likely the US will hoard it and make a really nasty bomb out of it. Besides, how did you thing flash-bangs worked?

Clowns: Just look at Ronald McDonald.

Before sliced bread: That was called the 'Middle Ages'. They didn't have good things then. Even sex was no fun.

whats a cereal killer? someone who kills cereal??
Just so. :)

Before sliced bread: That was called the 'Middle Ages'. They didn't have good things then. Even sex was no fun.

Sex only became fun because of the invention of sliced bread? No wonder everyone says it was the best thing! Nobody wants sex like it was before the slicing of the loaf!

Cant believe no one's mentioned this one

How did they get the keep off the grass sign on the grass?

Cant believe no one's mentioned this one

How did they get the keep off the grass sign on the grass?
That's done by the grass pixies. They can fly.

Indeed. The smell of a dead anus is the only thing known to travel faster than the speed of light. For years, scientists have struggled to harness this power, but so far they have only succeeded and smelling really bad and scaring off their dates.
Actually, that's not true. Bad news travels even faster, I have proof (Douglas Adams said it). The British once tried to build a battleship powered by bad news (i.e. a BBBB), but only ended up annoying the hell out of a lot of people, so it doesn't really count.

Do potatos really potate?
Did Bill Cosby invent Jello to get closer to kids?
Do these donuts make me look fat?
Did the Fluffle twins really kill JFK?

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

If you shoot a mime, do you have to use a silencer?

Did the Fluffle twins really kill JFK?

Yes it's true! you finally know the real secret of the grassy knoll and the book suppository. I had heard it whispered by the grass pixies but they only tell the trees what the trees don't need to know.

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
Americans are genetically incapable of understanding how the pixie world works, so you come up with mad new words like those that make no sense.

What about them?

AND

What is the speed of dark? hmmmm
I love your weirdness. The speed of dark is equal to the speed of light.

Where does the white go when the snow melts? I feel that the government keeps us ignorant of the answers to these vital questions just for it's own amusement!

How do I set my laser printer on stun? I have issues that I need to address...

Yes it's true! you finally know the real secret of the grassy knoll and the book suppository. I had heard it whispered by the grass pixies but they only tell the trees what the trees don't need to know.

Ouch! I hope they don't put them in sideways :eek:

What about them?

AND

What is the speed of dark? hmmmm

Thank you so much. I ask that question and people just look at me funny, it is nice to know i am not alone. Also the speed of dark is not the same as the speed of light it is faster because darkness is always there before light.

Ouch! I hope they don't put them in sideways :eek:

They do if someone makes them angry!

the speed of dark is not the same as the speed of light it is faster because darkness is always there before light. I know! and also the dark is always there, chasing away the light, it even lurks in the middle of the brightest place, disguised as shadows....you dont get light bits in the dark do you? it must be too slow!

Ouch! I hope they don't put them in sideways :eek:


ow, what other way would they put them in?

why cant you have your cake and eat it.
its my cake i wanna eat it

why cant you have your cake and eat it.
its my cake i wanna eat it

I see the cake issue has made it's way to this thread from the Eut thread! Cake is all powerful and we should be aware of the need for it! I say enjoy your cake Timmikistan! you deserve it!

I see the cake issue has made it's way to this thread from the Eut thread! Cake is all powerful and we should be aware of the need for it! I say enjoy your cake Timmikistan! you deserve it!

i have just logged on and not read the EUT thread. but woohoo only 20 posts and im already in nationstates mental cross over phase. i knew the internet was better than the real world.

why cant you have your cake and eat it.
its my cake i wanna eat it
Because you are way to young to be messing with dangeruos things like cake. Stick with Jello youngin.

what the hell is jello! i like jelly though .......... oh new question

why yanks have an o at the end of jell and the the greatest of all britons have a y.

and why is orange jam called marmalade

http://www.greaterbuckyopen.com/images_recaps/recap2004/Jello-shots-1_lg.jpg
:D

Get your history right! Sliced bread was invented in 1337, and was a welcome compliment to the toaster (the only known man-made space-time wormhole), which was invented in 10000 BC.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sliced_bread

:D

i love that site, think im going to have to start using it when i do reports :D

What is the speed of dark? hmmmm[/QUOTE]

The square root of -1

Islamics:upyours:

Ah, so immature, stupid, and ignorant...

On topic:

What IS in Heaven's name? (People say "What in Heaven's name is...)

Ah, so immature, stupid, and ignorant...

On topic:

What IS in Heaven's name? (People say "What in Heaven's name is...)

Two e's, an a, and a v.

Also pie, maybe.

Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?

Is there another word for synonym?

Why is a slim chance and a fat chance the same thing?

Why is it called taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

Why did i only just get the Cereal Joke?:D :gundge:

What is the speed of dark? hmmmm

The square root of -1[/QUOTE]

WARNING serious math geek joke ahead!

What is infinity times the square root of minus one? Eight. :D

creating and exploring, were, are, and will always be the best things, before, after, and during sliced bread.

saved time is generaly deposited at justin's time bank.

where no time is actual gained or lost, the numbers on the clocks just get repainted twice a year.

crop circles are the work of a whole army of mostly juvinile 'cerial killers' of course. no one person, even with the aid of alien tecnology, were it availabe to them, don't they wish, could be all the places and make all the designs where they appear.

it has been rumored that wheat farmers are starting a new religeon to oppose the teaching of geometry in high schools in an attempt to kirb this menace.

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