NationStates Jolt Archive

I'm sick of seeing these biased polls where the poll-starter states his desired option, and an option that is opposite of what he believes, so he contaminates it with contemptuous remarks.

I hate that! Who else feels the same way? Oh, and I also included a (humorous) poll to clarify what I mean.

I feel a poll-ish joke coming.

I feel a poll-ish joke coming.
ARGH! Terrible, just terrible!

What do I smell like?

What do I smell like?
Easy. You smell like Eut.

All over.

Easy. You smell like Eut.

All over.

Ew. Old people smell. I really have to change my deodorant.

How about we stop talking about how people smell... ugh...

"Profuse"? I thought that word was only used for sweat-related situations.

I voted for the third option because I like self-referential irony.

"Profuse"? I thought that word was only used for sweat-related situations.

Nope, it isn't limited to that.

I voted for the third option because I like self-referential irony.

A lot of people are doing that :mad:

I feel a poll-ish joke coming.
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

I prefer to insult my own viewpoints in polls because I need to get my required dose of self-loathing in every day.
Other people use the insults as a way to gain the center ground. Remember, the Internets are a War, and ever thread is a battlefield in that massive struggle of Communism vs Capitalism; Unfunny vs Funny; Quick vs Dead. The goal of each and every debate is to gain the upper hand, proving once again that your penis is bigger than that of the opposition, before moving on to gloat about your victories to the other members of your WoW Clan.

I should start a poll about my penis size. All in favor?

I should start a poll about my penis size. All in favor?
I would so sig that, if only I had a sig. *sighs*
Anyway, seconding the motion on the condition that the options must be:
1. CS's penis is bigger than my tiny penis
2. CS's penis is bigger than my large penis
3. CS's penis is bigger than my head
4. I don't care how big it is, if you try and put it in there again I'll chop it off.

I should start a poll about my penis size. All in favor?
As long as you use the metric system, so it's easier for to know if whether it is half of mine or less.

As long as you use the metric system, so it's easier for to know if whether it is half of mine or less.
You fool, using the metric system makes your penis smaller, everyone knows that.

As long as you use the metric system, so it's easier for to know if whether it is half of mine or less.

Do astronomical units count as metric?

You fool, using the metric system makes your penis smaller, everyone knows that.
Yeah, but it gets smaller in centimeters. That's an essential advantage if you're European.

My penis made the Kessel run in 12 parsecs.

I feel a poll-ish joke coming.
At the Olympics a woman sees a man walking past carrying a long pole.
She asks him, "Are you a Pole Vaulter?"
He replies,"No, I am German. But how did you know my name was Walter?"

My penis made the Kessel run in 12 parsecs.
Pfft. My penis is 12 parsecs.

Pfft. My penis is 12 parsecs.
Your penis is measured in time?

I are liking biasededed polls...they make happy in me come out. I say yeah for polls as like those..also apperenty i am smelly...and thats just mean.

Your penis is measured in time?

Pah! My penis is measured in five dimensions!

(And actually, a parsec is a unit of distance.)

The reason for the biased poll options is because people are trying to force their opinion on you by disguising it as a poll.

The reason for the biased poll options is because people are trying to force their opinion on you by disguising it as a poll.
You're forgetting to make a penis reference...

We didn't even get through two pages before this falling into another penis thread? What a surprise. :rolleyes: :D

Your penis is measured in time?
par·sec P Pronunciation Key (pärsk)
n.
A unit of astronomical length based on the distance from Earth at which stellar parallax is one second of arc and equal to 3.258 light-years, 3.086 × 10^13 kilometers, or 1.918 × 10^13 miles.

Pwned.