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this is a new group that follows the teachings of Eutrusca. the old wise man that anyone who has even posted or even read the forum would know of.

so who wants to join?

I shall worship the holy feces that are excreted of his divine body and soul.

Tell me his views on:

Abortion
Same-sex marriage
Religion
Politics
Euthanasia
Gun Control
Evolution vs. Creationism
Life Imprisonment vs. Death Sentence

Then I can formulate an opinion about my desire to follow him.

Tell me his views on:

Abortion
Same-sex marriage
Religion
Politics
Euthanasia
Gun Control
Evolution vs. Creationism
Life Imprisonment vs. Death Sentence

Then I can formulate an opinion about my desire to follow him.

If you really have to ask that, you are not worthy of being saved in the Church of the Eut.

If you really have to ask that, you are not worthy of being saved in the Church of the Eut.

:(

"Hail Eutrusca, full of...?" no wait "Our Eutrusca, who art in ...? that doesn't work. "Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray Eutrusca my soul to keep" Oh damn, I can't do it.

Tell me his views on:

Abortion
Same-sex marriage
Religion
Politics
Euthanasia
Gun Control
Evolution vs. Creationism
Life Imprisonment vs. Death Sentence

Then I can formulate an opinion about my desire to follow him.

you cant question the leader, the leader questions you!

:(

Spend 100 hours meditating in the Eutinarium, and say 50 Hail Euts, and call me in the morning.

"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray Eutrusca my soul to keep" Oh damn, I can't do it.

:D

exit reasoning
enter bullshit
grain of ignorance

Where's this cake?

Eut is my God. And I believe he loves me so much that he is now stalking me by joining my region! :eek:

BTW, I declare myself Head Priest/Reverend/Rabbi/Imam/Fanatical Cult Leader.

Where's this cake?

the cake is metaphorical


just kidding:p

its over in the corner, over there -------->>>

the cake is metaphorical


just kidding:p

its over in the corner, over there -------->>>
Good... I wouldn't stay if there weren't cake... *goes to eat the cake*

BTW, I declare myself Head Priest/Reverend/Rabbi/Imam/Fanatical Cult Leader.
Eutricianistic Higharchy.

Eh, I like cake. There's a lot of Eutrusca going around too. Four of him already - he really is able to be in more than one place at once... :D

Come join the Convent of the Holy Name of Eutrusca. The casting couch, oops, I mean the application forms are to your right.

what is going on here:confused: , people are just asking for trouble, the no option should be at zero:headbang:

Wise?

Old, sure.

But wise?

*vomits on OP*

*vomits on OP*
*thinks thats a good idea and vomits as well on OP*

what is going on here:confused: , people are just asking for trouble, the no option should be at zero:headbang:

Do not worry. When the Eutcalypse happens, there will be more room in Paradise for us true believers.

Wise?

Old, sure.

But wise?

*vomits on OP*

your vomit does not hurt me

*thinks thats a good idea and vomits as well on OP*

but yours does:(

Do not worry. When the Eutcalypse happens, there will be more room in Paradise for us true believers.
Halleutjah!

Halleutjah!

Spread the good word of the Eut, Brother!

I may not agree with Eut all (even most) of the time, but he's a good sort. Even if he is a crusty old bastard :p

Where is the old fossile anyway? I'm suprised he hasn't shown his nose in here.

Ok, how did we get 6 votes for "i am Eutrusca"? Is this like everyone shouting "I'm Spartacus!"

Where is the old fossile anyway? I'm suprised he hasn't shown his nose in here.
Presumably he'll wait for the sycophancy in this thread to get so thick and turgid that he can walk upon it.

Ok, how did we get 6 votes for "i am Eutrusca"? Is this like everyone shouting "I'm Spartacus!"

They just want to lead. Do now worry, brother, for the impostors will be reveled when the Eutcalypse comes to cleanse us.

Presumably he'll wait for the sycophancy in this thread to get so thick and turgid that he can walk upon it.

Is that like walking on water? Oh, wow, he can walk on sycophants.

Do not worry. When the Eutcalypse happens... YEAH but is the Eucalyptus before or after collective Euthanasia... this is not related to the "Church of Euthanasia" is it?:eek:

YEAH but is the Eucalyptus before or after collective Euthanasia... this is not related to the "Church of Euthanasia" is it?:eek:

No. They are but heretics, preventing others from seeking the true path to enlightenment through the High and Mighty Eut.

Will you seek the true path with me, brother in Eut?

BTW, I declare myself Head Priest/Reverend/Rabbi/Imam/Fanatical Cult Leader.


only if i am the orgy leader

only if i am the orgy leader

That falls under my job description. You can be "Coordinator of Orgilogical Activites and Events".

That falls under my job description. You can be "Coordinator of Orgilogical Activites and Events".


Ok..well can that job also take care of organizing Virgin sacrifices?

I angered Eut by comparing him to my 6-month Christmas tree, so I think I am out.

Ok..well can that job also take care of organizing Virgin sacrifices?

We don't do that here. Go somewhere else. Thy High and Mighty Eut prefers his virgins alive.

We don't do that here. Go somewhere else. Thy High and Mighty Eut prefers his virgins alive.


Well he truly is a great Master after all! I was just tempting thy Holiness. If he had killed a virgin, then he truly would not be the Lord!

Well he truly is a great Master after all! I was just tempting thy Holiness. If he had killed a virgin, then he truly would not be the Lord!

Go on Brother! Spread the Good Word that is written in the Book of Eut! Go and spread it to all his Peoples on the Earth!

This will be the first religion where people can't say "We'll never know what the founder really taught", because 2,000 years from now, Eutrusca will still be here with an 11 digit postcount.

This will be the first religion where people can't say "We'll never know what the founder really taught", because 2,000 years from now, Eutrusca will still be here with an 11 digit postcount.

See? Isn't it so much easier to worship a god that can actually tell you what he wants?

See? Isn't it so much easier to worship a god that can actually tell you what he wants?

Heavy sigh...instead of lengthy, deep theological exploration of "What Does God Want?", we'll just know...

He wants us to turn the music down, and some advil...

For some reason, I though Eutrusca was a woman for a very long time. Actually, I didn't realize he was an old man instead of an old woman until the virgin thread.

I am Eutrusca! BOW BEFORE ME!

I am Eutrusca! BOW BEFORE ME!

HERETIC!

Anti-Eut!

HERETIC!

Anti-Eut!
Nay. Verily, ye are the heretic, for refusing to bow down to ye God. Bow, lest ye be smote.

Oh my.. What would Eutus do?

For some reason, I though Eutrusca was a woman for a very long time. Actually, I didn't realize he was an old man instead of an old woman until the virgin thread.

Like most gods, Eutrusca can take any form he likes, manifesting as a swan, a shower of gold, or the backseat upholstery in a 1973 Corvette. Cranky geezer is just his favorite.

Nay. Verily, ye are the heretic, for refusing to bow down to ye God. Bow, lest ye be smote.
Do not attempt to deceive me with your smokescreens of fancy-speak!

It is you, brother, who should be fearful. But nay, our High and Mighty and Divine Eut is a forgiving god, and will grant you pardence if you repent now. Turn from your false idols, and come into the light that is the Church of the Eut.

Do not attempt to deceive me with your smokescreens of fancy-speak!

It is you, brother, who should be fearful. But nay, our High and Mighty and Divine Eut is a forgiving god, and will grant you pardence if you repent now. Turn from your false idols, and come into the light that is the Church of the Eut.
...

*turns off the Fancy Speechinator 4000™*

Ah, screw this. It's no fun...

*goes back to his life as an athiest*

a shower of gold
Oh My Eut..

...

*turns off the Fancy Speechinator 4000™*

Ah, screw this. It's no fun...

*goes back to his life as an atheist*

So sad, brother.

When Eut comes to take believers to Paradise, you shall be left behind. And you shall be tormented by the evil that will befall the land. I shall watch you from paradise with great amusement.

If it's paradise, wouldn't you have better things to do?

If it's paradise, wouldn't you have better things to do?

The eternal punishment that will befall the unbelievers will be much more amusing.

If it's paradise, wouldn't you have better things to do?
:eek:

The eternal punishment that will befall the unbelievers will be much more amusing.
So in other words, your paradise is actually a boring sham. How dull. *yawns*

So in other words, your paradise is actually a boring sham. How dull. *yawns*

It's better than your fate...

It's better than your fate...
Nyet. See, as an athiest, I'm not constrained by religious beliefs about afterlives. I'm going to build an afterlife!

Nyet. See, as an athiest, I'm not constrained by religious beliefs about afterlives. I'm going to build an afterlife!

Sorry, it doesn't work that way, chief.

Follow Eut, or fall into eternal damnation.

That's what they all say. I, however, say: bring it on!

*immediately tackled by tons of spyware*

That's what they all say. I, however, say: bring it on!

*immediately tackled by tons of spyware*

And so beginist the End Times for Brother Kyronea...

The eternal punishment that will befall the unbelievers will be much more amusing.
So paradise amounts to an eternity spent watching people play Distraction and Fear Factor? I'll pass, thank you very much.

Isn't this abuse of the elderly?

Isn't this abuse of the elderly?
I understand he likes it that way. And by that way, I mean with leather, whips and batons shoved places that batons have no business going.

Take wisdom from a Centrist? NEVAR!!

:D

Spend 100 hours meditating in the Eutinarium, and say 50 Hail Euts, and call me in the morning.
LMAO!!! :D

Eh, I like cake. There's a lot of Eutrusca going around too. Four of him already - he really is able to be in more than one place at once... :D
ROFLMFAO! You know, I wondered about that. :confused:

Go on Brother! Spread the Good Word that is written in the Book of Eut! Go and spread it to all his Peoples on the Earth!
God! You're a frakkin' NUT! :D

This will be the first religion where people can't say "We'll never know what the founder really taught", because 2,000 years from now, Eutrusca will still be here with an 11 digit postcount.
LMAO!

For some reason, I though Eutrusca was a woman for a very long time. Actually, I didn't realize he was an old man instead of an old woman until the virgin thread.
Verily, I knight thee with this holy object:
http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/1639/smileytroutsmack21rb.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Thou art healed of thy deamons. Go, and blaspheme no more! :D

I'm just surprised nobody has compared Eutrusca to Chuck Norris yet.
And that nobody has asked the difficult but important question, "Who would win a fight and/or a debate between Eutrusca and Chuck Norris?" :p

Wait a minute...

How do we know that Eutrusca isn't Mr. Norris in real life, eh? Maybe those pictures he has posted just are a part of his internet persona? :eek:

And what kind of cake are we talking about? Somebody must answer to the cravings for cake!

Wait a minute...

How do we know that Eutrusca isn't Mr. Norris in real life, eh? Maybe those pictures he has posted just are a part of his internet persona? :eek:

You have implied that Chuck Norris wishes he were someone else. You, sir, are a dead man.

You have implied that Chuck Norris wishes he were someone else. You, sir, are a dead man.:eek:
NO, no, no, that's not what I meant. I just said that... You know that Eutrusca... And Mr. Norris... And... But not...

Damn! I can't see neither Chuck Norris nor Eutrusca right now! That means that the best-case scenario is that I will get slapped with a trout within the next two minutes!

And I only wanted some cake :(

this is a new group that follows the teachings of Eutrusca. the old wise man that anyone who has even posted or even read the forum would know of.

so who wants to join?
the wize old coot has certainly given this grasshopper some good advice and support over the last... however long i've been here... and for that he has my respect and thanks :) :fluffle:
but join a church/cult? no thanks, i learned my lesson not to go there already.

If you really have to ask that, you are not worthy of being saved in the Church of the Eut.
Hey, what about
The Eutruscarist, as the answer to poll option #4?

*groan*

I understand he likes it that way. And by that way, I mean with leather, whips and batons shoved places that batons have no business going.
... in the back of a Volkswagen? :confused:


Ah, no ... Saint Curie clarified ...:

or the backseat upholstery in a 1973 Corvette

*nods*

I would never join any group that woud have the likes of ME as a member. :)

Far be it from me to question the Divinity of Eutrusca however.

Consider me an individual believer. :)

Ok, how did we get 6 votes for "i am Eutrusca"? Is this like everyone shouting "I'm Spartacus!"
Brian: You are all individuals!
Crowd: YES, YES, WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!
Brian: You are all different!
Crowd: YES, WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT!
Lone Voice: I'm not.
Person next to him: SHH!

We don't do that here. Go somewhere else. Thy High and Mighty Eut prefers his virgins alive.
And open-minded

:eek:

I'm just surprised nobody has compared Eutrusca to Chuck Norris yet.
And that nobody has asked the difficult but important question, "Who would win a fight and/or a debate between Eutrusca and Chuck Norris?" :p

Wait a minute...

How do we know that Eutrusca isn't Mr. Norris in real life, eh? Maybe those pictures he has posted just are a part of his internet persona? :eek:

And what kind of cake are we talking about? Somebody must answer to the cravings for cake!
Can he be Eutrusca, Chuck Norris, *AND* Grendel at the same time? We have trinity!! :eek:

Is there any more cake?

Is there any more cake?No. I threw it away. It was all soggy...

No. I threw it away. It was all soggy...

Oh:(

No more cake? But it said on the poster that I could get cake....I only came for the cake....I LOVE the cake.....

:(

No more cake? But it said on the poster that I could get cake....I only came for the cake....I LOVE the cake.....

:(I'm sorry. I only had two pieces anyway, and they were soaked. I had to throw them away. (just like my moldy sandwich)

I'm sorry. I only had two pieces anyway, and they were soaked. I had to throw them away. (just like my moldy sandwich)

you threw that away too?

*sobs*

you threw that away too?

*sobs*
AND the one that was lying on top of it.

AND the one that was lying on top of it.


*totally breaks down*

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Join a Cult of Eutrusca? No, he's generally cool but he sometimes says some mind-numbingly stupid things.

*totally breaks down*I'm not going to eat a moldy sandwich...
And it would be wrong of me to offer it to anyone.

I'm not going to eat a moldy sandwich...
And it would be wrong of me to offer it to anyone.


You are right of course.......


But nether-the-less...........


Where is the cake?

You are right of course.......


But nether-the-less...........


Where is the cake?On top of the moldy sandwich. It was totally soggy.

Who's gone and eaten all the cake? What's the point of being here without cake?

Could I have chocolate ice cream cake with extra fudgy icing, please?

Who's gone and eaten all the cake? What's the point of being here without cake?




SEE! it's not just me!

CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE!CAKE!CAKE!CAKE!

Your prophet is a lie. Listen to your real prophet, the inspired Argesia: I predict this thread is going to get locked. In fact, I predict that the mod to do it is going to use the "all right, we've had our fun" routine.

I have spoken.

Your prophet is a lie. Listen to your real prophet, the inspired Argesia: I predict this thread is going to get locked. In fact, I predict that the mod to do it is going to use the "all right, we've had our fun" routine.

I have spoken.
If you are right then: Quick! Get the cake! CAKE!

BTW, Chuck Norris says hello. He decided not to kill me, because he has other plans... :eek:

BTW, Chuck Norris says hello. He decided not to kill me, because he has other plans... :eek:
Better safe than sorry

I am far to important and busy for this so i shall have this chap standing in for me.
http://images.odeo.com/2/5/2/blackmages-thumb.png

I have cake left over from Darwin Day, lemme get it.

http://www.sfatheists.com/activism/images/DarwinDay2005-15-Cake.jpg

I have cake left over from Darwin Day, lemme get it.

http://www.sfatheists.com/activism/images/DarwinDay2005-15-Cake.jpg

Damn, that's a good cake.

It's yummy!

Thy High and Mighty Eut prefers his virgins alive.
SEE! it's not just me!

CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE!CAKE!CAKE!CAKE!

POLL option #4 do you serve cake at the meetings?
POLL option #5 do you serve virgins at the meetings?

:D

Well, personally, I find no reason to follow Eutrusca. I found his posts boring, pointless, and frankly not well thought out at all.

I have cake left over from Darwin Day, lemme get it.

http://www.sfatheists.com/activism/images/DarwinDay2005-15-Cake.jpg


anyone notice how my cake resembled his? hmmm? mine got bigger too...yes..I know mine was words and his is pictures, but it all amounts to the same thing in the end...

CAKE!

I have cake left over from Darwin Day, lemme get it.

http://www.sfatheists.com/activism/images/DarwinDay2005-15-Cake.jpg

It's yummy!

Aaaaagh! I missed it again!! What good is Eutrusca as a god if there's not enough cake? A proper deity provides something to eat. "Let them eat manna", that sort of thing.

So c'mon, let's have more cake. More CAKE!

Pretty please?

You all already know my feelings on the vital cake issue

anyone notice how my cake resembled his? hmmm? mine got bigger too...yes..I know mine was words and his is pictures, but it all amounts to the same thing in the end...

CAKE!


What I notice is that the cake is GONE! There's NO cake. The Emperor has no clothes, and Eutrusca has no cake.

What I notice is that the cake is GONE! There's NO cake. The Emperor has no clothes, and Eutrusca has no cake.

a naked national ruler and no cake too? The end of the world is nigh! :headbang:

Eutrusca reminds me of my dad in everyway. Strangely enough my dad also posts in various forums too...

....

I think you need a prayer:

Our Eutrusca, who art in North Carolina,
Hallowed be thy trout.
Thy Republic come,
Thy orders be done,
Online as in drill.
Give us today our daily news article,
And forgive us our disagreements,
As we track down and punish those who disagree with you.
Lead us not into socialism,
But deliver us from the French.

For thine is the Republic,
the power and the glory,
Until we find someone better to worship.
Amen.

Aaaaagh! I missed it again!! What good is Eutrusca as a god if there's not enough cake? A proper deity provides something to eat. "Let them eat manna", that sort of thing.

So c'mon, let's have more cake. More CAKE!

Pretty please?
http://thomashawk.com/hello/209/1017/1024/Cake%20and%20Ice%20Cream.jpg That evil bastard ate the second cake I was going to give you so here, http://www.24hourmuseum.org.uk/content/images/2005_0340.JPG

I think you need a prayer:

Our Eutrusca, who art in North Carolina,
Hallowed be thy trout.
Thy Republic come,
Thy orders be done,
Online as in drill.
Give us today our daily news article,
And forgive us our disagreements,
As we track down and punish those who disagree with you.
Lead us not into socialism,
But deliver us from the French.

For thine is the Republic,
the power and the glory,
Until we find someone better to worship.
Amen.
Amen.

this isn't going to mess with my current church membership elsewhere is it?

oh, and I appoint myself donut lady! Free donuts for all!

I am the Anti-Eut. Thy maker has met his doom. Cease worship of this fossilised relic that disguises itself in human flesh, and I may grant thee Salvation.

I am the Anti-Eut. Thy maker has met his doom. Cease worship of this fossilised relic that disguises itself in human flesh, and I may grant thee Salvation.
Salvation or Salvatation?

Salvation or Salvatation?
Since I am benevolent, I'll give you the choice. Either way, it will be neither painless nor quick. :)

Since I am benevolent, I'll give you the choice. Either way, it will be neither painless nor quick. :)
Mmm! Tempting, but we the great and powerful Eut has cake, I'm staying put.

wow, we have 13 Eutrusca's

Mmm! Tempting, but we the great and powerful Eut has cake, I'm staying put.
Yes, feed them cake, let them grow fat and content, and their fate is yours to control. Eut's clergy must have a secret admiration for Marie-Antoinette..."Let them eat cake"...words of wisdom.

wow, we have 13 Eutrusca's
Omnipresence :eek:

I think Eutrusca’s an all right guy and wouldn’t mind shooting the breeze over a few beers with him, but I might find myself disagreeing with him on a few things. I just don’t see us breaking empty beer bottles and dicing each other up with the glass shards over it.

The Bruce

I think Eutrusca’s an all right guy and wouldn’t mind shooting the breeze over a few beers with him, but I might find myself disagreeing with him on a few things. I just don’t see us breaking empty beer bottles and dicing each other up with the glass shards over it.

The Bruce
You say that like it's a bad thing. :eek:

Well, I have joined every other cult that NS has to offer. (I'm easy like that)

Afraid I'm not much of a joiner. But if there is cake then just maybe...

Afraid I'm not much of a joiner. But if there is cake then just maybe...
There is. I just got a huge cake for the thread.

He's cool. Stands on his own, don't take no shit from nobody. I'd crack a beer after a ride with that dude. :cool:

Follow thy Eut, for he is the path to Eternal Salvation.

Follow thy Eut, for he is the path to Eternal Salvation.
Good GOD, man! Give it a frakkin' REST! ROFLMFAO! :p

ROFLMFAO! :p
People of NS, hear "ROFLMFAO". None of you will pronounce the missing letters, lest you become consumed with scabies and other such pestilence.

Your Eut has spoken.

People of NS, hear "ROFLMFAO". None of you will pronounce the missing letters, lest you become consumed with scabies and other such pestilence.

Your Eut has spoken.
Oh, GROAN! Verily, cease and desist lest I smite thee with ye Holy Trout of Antioch! :D

No. I threw it away. It was all soggy...
Soggy? Did you leave it alone in the room with Verdigroth?
:eek:

I'm not going to eat a moldy sandwich...
And it would be wrong of me to offer it to anyone.
...except to Zoidberg, who would've used it to advance his portfolio.
For shame. *wags finger*

I think you need a prayer:

Our Eutrusca, who art in North Carolina,
Hallowed be thy trout.
Thy Republic come,
Thy orders be done,
Online as in drill.
Give us today our daily news article,
And forgive us our disagreements,
As we track down and punish those who disagree with you.
Lead us not into socialism,
But deliver us from the French.

For thine is the Republic,
the power and the glory,
Until we find someone better to worship.
Amen.
RAmen indeed!

I'm actually quite suprised that only 18 people (including Eutrusca) voted for the "I am Eutrusca" option.

I'm actually quite suprised that only 18 people (including Eutrusca) voted for the "I am Eutrusca" option.
Some were found wanting ...

this isn't going to mess with my current church membership elsewhere is it?

oh, and I appoint myself donut lady! Free donuts for all!

Donuts? well, since the cake is all gone, BRING ON THE DONUTS! (ones with chocolate icing...mmm...pure saturated fat)

a naked national ruler and no cake too? The end of the world is nigh! :headbang:

In the news: the Holy Virgins of Eutrusca, an offshoot of the Convent of the Holy Name of Eutrusca, are making it their purpose in life to provide anatomically correct Eutrusca-shaped cakes at all meetings of the Church of Eutrusca

In the news: the Holy Virgins of Eutrusca, an offshoot of the Convent of the Holy Name of Eutrusca, are making it their purpose in life to provide anatomically correct Eutrusca-shaped cakes at all meetings of the Church of Eutrusca

Finally, a Nunery we all can be proud of. They will be delivered to paradise when the Eutcalypse finally happens.

I miss so much while I'm gone. So now we have a promotion for the worship of Eut? That won't go to his head will it? He's the only one who even knows my original nation so I'm in. I don't have to sign anything in blood do I? Perhaps I should have asked that before I said I was in.

I miss so much while I'm gone. So now we have a promotion for the worship of Eut? That won't go to his head will it? He's the only one who even knows my original nation so I'm in. I don't have to sign anything in blood do I? Perhaps I should have asked that before I said I was in.

who signs contracts in blood anymore?

thats so old school,

we now ask that you supply half of your blood to be mixed within the giant blood pool

who signs contracts in blood anymore?

thats so old school,

we now ask that you supply half of your blood to be mixed within the giant blood pool


Oh yeah... sure. That's not a problem. Do I get to have hallucinatory visions while I'm passed out from the blood loss. That would be worth 3/4 of my blood.

Oh yeah... sure. That's not a problem. Do I get to have hallucinatory visions while I'm passed out from the blood loss. That would be worth 3/4 of my blood.

No no, we use it for the Sacrament of the Eut.

Where is the option, "I am DFD?"

I, DER FUHRER DYSZEL, would like to vote that I am DFD, and hereby declare that I shall lead the rebelling force against the almighty old fart! HAHAHA!

Old and wise versus young and hot blooded. Who shall win? Tune in kiddies for next week when DFD steals Eutrusca's walker!

;)

Where is the option, "I am DFD?"

I, DER FUHRER DYSZEL, would like to vote that I am DFD, and hereby declare that I shall lead the rebelling force against the almighty old fart! HAHAHA!

Old and wise versus young and hot blooded. Who shall win? Tune in kiddies for next week when DFD steals Eutrusca's walker!

;)

you are in a great deal of trouble, for there is only one man that can make Chuck Norris cry, and that is the almighty Eut :D

Good thing I'm a woman than! ;)

For there is only one thing that can make the Almighty E cry.....and that's a ball shot from DFD.

That or my whip, but I hear he's into that kinky stuff. ;)

:D

I'm actually quite suprised that only 18 people (including Eutrusca) voted for the "I am Eutrusca" option.
And why is that, pray tell??

Oh yeah... sure. That's not a problem. Do I get to have hallucinatory visions while I'm passed out from the blood loss. That would be worth 3/4 of my blood.
Some are hallucinations, some aren't. Guess which ones aren't? Mwhahaha! :D

Where is the option, "I am DFD?"

I, DER FUHRER DYSZEL, would like to vote that I am DFD, and hereby declare that I shall lead the rebelling force against the almighty old fart! HAHAHA!

Old and wise versus young and hot blooded. Who shall win? Tune in kiddies for next week when DFD steals Eutrusca's walker!

;)
Age and trechery will win out over youth and enthusiasim every time! Mwahahaha! :D

BTW ... any walker you find, you can "steal," m'k? ;)

you are in a great deal of trouble, for there is only one man that can make Chuck Norris cry, and that is the almighty Eut :D
Damn right! Chuckie is a wuss! :D

Good thing I'm a woman than! ;)

For there is only one thing that can make the Almighty E cry.....and that's a ball shot from DFD.
Only if it's a variant on the infamous "body shot!" :D

That or my whip, but I hear he's into that kinky stuff. ;)

:D
Ohhhh! Beat me, Mommie! Whip me! Make me write bad checks! hehehe!

Although I do not worship Eut as a God, his ideas, thoughts, and postings are full of sage advice. This sage advice is praised by those of us who are older and wiser and should be followed by the young to create a better world in which to live. :eek:

There are 20 Eutruscas
>.> <.<

All Hail Prophet Eutrusca!

InshaEutrusca, we must declare Jihad against the infidels!

Eutrusca-u-Akbar!

Although I do not worship Eut as a God, his ideas, thoughts, and postings are full of sage advice. This sage advice is praised by those of us who are older and wiser and should be followed by the young to create a better world in which to live. :eek:
I am older and somewhat wiser by not following his advice. :eek:

I am older and somewhat wiser by not following his advice. :eek:

If you are younger than 55 it is not to late to be saved, and save the world by following his sage advice. If you are older than 55 it is to late and you are doomed to live in lala land forever. :D

All Hail Prophet Eutrusca!

InshaEutrusca, we must declare Jihad against the infidels!

Eutrusca-u-Akbar!
Hahahahahaha! No jhiads. Well, maybe one now and then, just for fun. :D

If you are younger than 55 it is not to late to be saved, and save the world by following his sage advice. If you are older than 55 it is to late and you are doomed to live in lala land forever. :D
I knew there was some reason I liked you. :D

If you are younger than 55 it is not to late to be saved, and save the world by following his sage advice. If you are older than 55 it is to late and you are doomed to live in lala land forever. :D
I can assure you that I was saved years ago and it had nothing to do with Eutrusca. :D

However, it does appear that you are indeed in lala land!! :rolleyes:

Good GOD, man! Give it a frakkin' REST! ROFLMFAO! :p

now you know how Haile Silassie felt!

now you know how Haile Silassie felt!
LOL! Oh, joy. :rolleyes:

So I guess the only thing left for the new Messiah to do is die, then.














It's no biggie, after all. If he's who everybody makes him out to be, he'll be back in three days.

It's no biggie, after all. If he's who everybody makes him out to be, he'll be back in three days.

*falls off chair laughing*

how will we know it is Him? will He be a gas station attendant? or your proctologist?

However, it does appear that you are indeed in lala land!! :rolleyes:

Nope, only Democrats are allowed to live there.:D