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Eutrusca

People without names
24-03-2006, 05:21
this is a new group that follows the teachings of Eutrusca. the old wise man that anyone who has even posted or even read the forum would know of.

so who wants to join?
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 05:23
I shall worship the holy feces that are excreted of his divine body and soul.
Defiantland
24-03-2006, 05:24
Tell me his views on:

Abortion
Same-sex marriage
Religion
Politics
Euthanasia
Gun Control
Evolution vs. Creationism
Life Imprisonment vs. Death Sentence

Then I can formulate an opinion about my desire to follow him.
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 05:26
Tell me his views on:

Abortion
Same-sex marriage
Religion
Politics
Euthanasia
Gun Control
Evolution vs. Creationism
Life Imprisonment vs. Death Sentence

Then I can formulate an opinion about my desire to follow him.

If you really have to ask that, you are not worthy of being saved in the Church of the Eut.
Defiantland
24-03-2006, 05:27
If you really have to ask that, you are not worthy of being saved in the Church of the Eut.

:(
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-03-2006, 05:28
"Hail Eutrusca, full of...?" no wait "Our Eutrusca, who art in ...? that doesn't work. "Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray Eutrusca my soul to keep" Oh damn, I can't do it.
People without names
24-03-2006, 05:29
Tell me his views on:

Abortion
Same-sex marriage
Religion
Politics
Euthanasia
Gun Control
Evolution vs. Creationism
Life Imprisonment vs. Death Sentence

Then I can formulate an opinion about my desire to follow him.

you cant question the leader, the leader questions you!
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 05:29
:(

Spend 100 hours meditating in the Eutinarium, and say 50 Hail Euts, and call me in the morning.
Defiantland
24-03-2006, 05:29
"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray Eutrusca my soul to keep" Oh damn, I can't do it.

:D

exit reasoning
enter bullshit
grain of ignorance
Oriadeth
24-03-2006, 05:30
Where's this cake?
IL Ruffino
24-03-2006, 05:30
Eut is my God. And I believe he loves me so much that he is now stalking me by joining my region! :eek:
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 05:30
BTW, I declare myself Head Priest/Reverend/Rabbi/Imam/Fanatical Cult Leader.
People without names
24-03-2006, 05:32
Where's this cake?

the cake is metaphorical


just kidding:p

its over in the corner, over there -------->>>
Oriadeth
24-03-2006, 05:33
the cake is metaphorical


just kidding:p

its over in the corner, over there -------->>>
Good... I wouldn't stay if there weren't cake... *goes to eat the cake*
IL Ruffino
24-03-2006, 05:35
BTW, I declare myself Head Priest/Reverend/Rabbi/Imam/Fanatical Cult Leader.
Eutricianistic Higharchy.
Shotagon
24-03-2006, 05:38
Eh, I like cake. There's a lot of Eutrusca going around too. Four of him already - he really is able to be in more than one place at once... :D
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-03-2006, 05:38
Come join the Convent of the Holy Name of Eutrusca. The casting couch, oops, I mean the application forms are to your right.
People without names
24-03-2006, 05:39
what is going on here:confused: , people are just asking for trouble, the no option should be at zero:headbang:
Bobs Own Pipe
24-03-2006, 05:41
Wise?

Old, sure.

But wise?

*vomits on OP*
Von Witzleben
24-03-2006, 05:42
*vomits on OP*
*thinks thats a good idea and vomits as well on OP*
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 05:42
what is going on here:confused: , people are just asking for trouble, the no option should be at zero:headbang:

Do not worry. When the Eutcalypse happens, there will be more room in Paradise for us true believers.
People without names
24-03-2006, 05:45
Wise?

Old, sure.

But wise?

*vomits on OP*

your vomit does not hurt me

*thinks thats a good idea and vomits as well on OP*

but yours does:(
IL Ruffino
24-03-2006, 05:46
Do not worry. When the Eutcalypse happens, there will be more room in Paradise for us true believers.
Halleutjah!
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 05:48
Halleutjah!

Spread the good word of the Eut, Brother!
Wallonochia
24-03-2006, 05:50
I may not agree with Eut all (even most) of the time, but he's a good sort. Even if he is a crusty old bastard :p
Von Witzleben
24-03-2006, 05:51
Where is the old fossile anyway? I'm suprised he hasn't shown his nose in here.
PasturePastry
24-03-2006, 05:51
Ok, how did we get 6 votes for "i am Eutrusca"? Is this like everyone shouting "I'm Spartacus!"
Bobs Own Pipe
24-03-2006, 05:53
Where is the old fossile anyway? I'm suprised he hasn't shown his nose in here.
Presumably he'll wait for the sycophancy in this thread to get so thick and turgid that he can walk upon it.
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 05:57
Ok, how did we get 6 votes for "i am Eutrusca"? Is this like everyone shouting "I'm Spartacus!"

They just want to lead. Do now worry, brother, for the impostors will be reveled when the Eutcalypse comes to cleanse us.
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-03-2006, 05:58
Presumably he'll wait for the sycophancy in this thread to get so thick and turgid that he can walk upon it.

Is that like walking on water? Oh, wow, he can walk on sycophants.
OceanDrive2
24-03-2006, 05:58
Do not worry. When the Eutcalypse happens... YEAH but is the Eucalyptus before or after collective Euthanasia... this is not related to the "Church of Euthanasia" is it?:eek:
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 06:00
YEAH but is the Eucalyptus before or after collective Euthanasia... this is not related to the "Church of Euthanasia" is it?:eek:

No. They are but heretics, preventing others from seeking the true path to enlightenment through the High and Mighty Eut.

Will you seek the true path with me, brother in Eut?
Zilam
24-03-2006, 06:16
BTW, I declare myself Head Priest/Reverend/Rabbi/Imam/Fanatical Cult Leader.


only if i am the orgy leader
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 06:20
only if i am the orgy leader

That falls under my job description. You can be "Coordinator of Orgilogical Activites and Events".
Zilam
24-03-2006, 06:21
That falls under my job description. You can be "Coordinator of Orgilogical Activites and Events".


Ok..well can that job also take care of organizing Virgin sacrifices?
Vittos Ordination2
24-03-2006, 06:26
I angered Eut by comparing him to my 6-month Christmas tree, so I think I am out.
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 06:27
Ok..well can that job also take care of organizing Virgin sacrifices?

We don't do that here. Go somewhere else. Thy High and Mighty Eut prefers his virgins alive.
Zilam
24-03-2006, 06:28
We don't do that here. Go somewhere else. Thy High and Mighty Eut prefers his virgins alive.


Well he truly is a great Master after all! I was just tempting thy Holiness. If he had killed a virgin, then he truly would not be the Lord!
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 06:32
Well he truly is a great Master after all! I was just tempting thy Holiness. If he had killed a virgin, then he truly would not be the Lord!

Go on Brother! Spread the Good Word that is written in the Book of Eut! Go and spread it to all his Peoples on the Earth!
Saint Curie
24-03-2006, 06:44
This will be the first religion where people can't say "We'll never know what the founder really taught", because 2,000 years from now, Eutrusca will still be here with an 11 digit postcount.
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 06:45
This will be the first religion where people can't say "We'll never know what the founder really taught", because 2,000 years from now, Eutrusca will still be here with an 11 digit postcount.

See? Isn't it so much easier to worship a god that can actually tell you what he wants?
Saint Curie
24-03-2006, 06:51
See? Isn't it so much easier to worship a god that can actually tell you what he wants?

Heavy sigh...instead of lengthy, deep theological exploration of "What Does God Want?", we'll just know...

He wants us to turn the music down, and some advil...
Ladamesansmerci
24-03-2006, 06:53
For some reason, I though Eutrusca was a woman for a very long time. Actually, I didn't realize he was an old man instead of an old woman until the virgin thread.
Kyronea
24-03-2006, 06:53
I am Eutrusca! BOW BEFORE ME!
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 06:58
I am Eutrusca! BOW BEFORE ME!

HERETIC!

Anti-Eut!
Kyronea
24-03-2006, 07:00
HERETIC!

Anti-Eut!
Nay. Verily, ye are the heretic, for refusing to bow down to ye God. Bow, lest ye be smote.
IL Ruffino
24-03-2006, 07:02
Oh my.. What would Eutus do?
Saint Curie
24-03-2006, 07:03
For some reason, I though Eutrusca was a woman for a very long time. Actually, I didn't realize he was an old man instead of an old woman until the virgin thread.

Like most gods, Eutrusca can take any form he likes, manifesting as a swan, a shower of gold, or the backseat upholstery in a 1973 Corvette. Cranky geezer is just his favorite.
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 07:05
Nay. Verily, ye are the heretic, for refusing to bow down to ye God. Bow, lest ye be smote.
Do not attempt to deceive me with your smokescreens of fancy-speak!

It is you, brother, who should be fearful. But nay, our High and Mighty and Divine Eut is a forgiving god, and will grant you pardence if you repent now. Turn from your false idols, and come into the light that is the Church of the Eut.
Kyronea
24-03-2006, 07:07
Do not attempt to deceive me with your smokescreens of fancy-speak!

It is you, brother, who should be fearful. But nay, our High and Mighty and Divine Eut is a forgiving god, and will grant you pardence if you repent now. Turn from your false idols, and come into the light that is the Church of the Eut.
...

*turns off the Fancy Speechinator 4000™*

Ah, screw this. It's no fun...

*goes back to his life as an athiest*
IL Ruffino
24-03-2006, 07:07
a shower of gold
Oh My Eut..
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 07:10
...

*turns off the Fancy Speechinator 4000™*

Ah, screw this. It's no fun...

*goes back to his life as an atheist*

So sad, brother.

When Eut comes to take believers to Paradise, you shall be left behind. And you shall be tormented by the evil that will befall the land. I shall watch you from paradise with great amusement.
Kyronea
24-03-2006, 07:12
If it's paradise, wouldn't you have better things to do?
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 07:14
If it's paradise, wouldn't you have better things to do?

The eternal punishment that will befall the unbelievers will be much more amusing.
IL Ruffino
24-03-2006, 07:15
If it's paradise, wouldn't you have better things to do?
:eek:
Kyronea
24-03-2006, 07:23
The eternal punishment that will befall the unbelievers will be much more amusing.
So in other words, your paradise is actually a boring sham. How dull. *yawns*
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 07:36
So in other words, your paradise is actually a boring sham. How dull. *yawns*

It's better than your fate...
Kyronea
24-03-2006, 07:37
It's better than your fate...
Nyet. See, as an athiest, I'm not constrained by religious beliefs about afterlives. I'm going to build an afterlife!
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 07:46
Nyet. See, as an athiest, I'm not constrained by religious beliefs about afterlives. I'm going to build an afterlife!

Sorry, it doesn't work that way, chief.

Follow Eut, or fall into eternal damnation.
Kyronea
24-03-2006, 07:49
That's what they all say. I, however, say: bring it on!

*immediately tackled by tons of spyware*
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 07:57
That's what they all say. I, however, say: bring it on!

*immediately tackled by tons of spyware*

And so beginist the End Times for Brother Kyronea...
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
24-03-2006, 08:14
The eternal punishment that will befall the unbelievers will be much more amusing.
So paradise amounts to an eternity spent watching people play Distraction and Fear Factor? I'll pass, thank you very much.
Neu Leonstein
24-03-2006, 08:16
Isn't this abuse of the elderly?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
24-03-2006, 08:19
Isn't this abuse of the elderly?
I understand he likes it that way. And by that way, I mean with leather, whips and batons shoved places that batons have no business going.
Keruvalia
24-03-2006, 09:07
Take wisdom from a Centrist? NEVAR!!

:D
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 09:43
Spend 100 hours meditating in the Eutinarium, and say 50 Hail Euts, and call me in the morning.
LMAO!!! :D
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 09:45
Eh, I like cake. There's a lot of Eutrusca going around too. Four of him already - he really is able to be in more than one place at once... :D
ROFLMFAO! You know, I wondered about that. :confused:
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 09:50
Go on Brother! Spread the Good Word that is written in the Book of Eut! Go and spread it to all his Peoples on the Earth!
God! You're a frakkin' NUT! :D
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 09:51
This will be the first religion where people can't say "We'll never know what the founder really taught", because 2,000 years from now, Eutrusca will still be here with an 11 digit postcount.
LMAO!
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 09:57
For some reason, I though Eutrusca was a woman for a very long time. Actually, I didn't realize he was an old man instead of an old woman until the virgin thread.
Verily, I knight thee with this holy object:
http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/1639/smileytroutsmack21rb.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Thou art healed of thy deamons. Go, and blaspheme no more! :D
Gravlen
24-03-2006, 11:17
I'm just surprised nobody has compared Eutrusca to Chuck Norris yet.
And that nobody has asked the difficult but important question, "Who would win a fight and/or a debate between Eutrusca and Chuck Norris?" :p

Wait a minute...

How do we know that Eutrusca isn't Mr. Norris in real life, eh? Maybe those pictures he has posted just are a part of his internet persona? :eek:

And what kind of cake are we talking about? Somebody must answer to the cravings for cake!
Argesia
24-03-2006, 11:24
Wait a minute...

How do we know that Eutrusca isn't Mr. Norris in real life, eh? Maybe those pictures he has posted just are a part of his internet persona? :eek:

You have implied that Chuck Norris wishes he were someone else. You, sir, are a dead man.
Gravlen
24-03-2006, 11:43
You have implied that Chuck Norris wishes he were someone else. You, sir, are a dead man.:eek:
NO, no, no, that's not what I meant. I just said that... You know that Eutrusca... And Mr. Norris... And... But not...

Damn! I can't see neither Chuck Norris nor Eutrusca right now! That means that the best-case scenario is that I will get slapped with a trout within the next two minutes!

And I only wanted some cake :(
Pure Metal
24-03-2006, 11:49
this is a new group that follows the teachings of Eutrusca. the old wise man that anyone who has even posted or even read the forum would know of.

so who wants to join?
the wize old coot has certainly given this grasshopper some good advice and support over the last... however long i've been here... and for that he has my respect and thanks :) :fluffle:
but join a church/cult? no thanks, i learned my lesson not to go there already.
Straughn
24-03-2006, 11:53
If you really have to ask that, you are not worthy of being saved in the Church of the Eut.
Hey, what about
The Eutruscarist, as the answer to poll option #4?

*groan*
Straughn
24-03-2006, 11:55
I understand he likes it that way. And by that way, I mean with leather, whips and batons shoved places that batons have no business going.
... in the back of a Volkswagen? :confused:


Ah, no ... Saint Curie clarified ...:

or the backseat upholstery in a 1973 Corvette

*nods*
Lunatic Goofballs
24-03-2006, 11:57
I would never join any group that woud have the likes of ME as a member. :)

Far be it from me to question the Divinity of Eutrusca however.

Consider me an individual believer. :)
Straughn
24-03-2006, 12:02
Ok, how did we get 6 votes for "i am Eutrusca"? Is this like everyone shouting "I'm Spartacus!"
Brian: You are all individuals!
Crowd: YES, YES, WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!
Brian: You are all different!
Crowd: YES, WE ARE ALL DIFFERENT!
Lone Voice: I'm not.
Person next to him: SHH!
Straughn
24-03-2006, 12:05
We don't do that here. Go somewhere else. Thy High and Mighty Eut prefers his virgins alive.
And open-minded

:eek:
Straughn
24-03-2006, 12:10
I'm just surprised nobody has compared Eutrusca to Chuck Norris yet.
And that nobody has asked the difficult but important question, "Who would win a fight and/or a debate between Eutrusca and Chuck Norris?" :p

Wait a minute...

How do we know that Eutrusca isn't Mr. Norris in real life, eh? Maybe those pictures he has posted just are a part of his internet persona? :eek:

And what kind of cake are we talking about? Somebody must answer to the cravings for cake!
Can he be Eutrusca, Chuck Norris, *AND* Grendel at the same time? We have trinity!! :eek:
Heron-Marked Warriors
24-03-2006, 12:42
Is there any more cake?
Laerod
24-03-2006, 12:45
Is there any more cake?No. I threw it away. It was all soggy...
Heron-Marked Warriors
24-03-2006, 12:47
No. I threw it away. It was all soggy...

Oh:(
Carisbrooke
24-03-2006, 12:48
No more cake? But it said on the poster that I could get cake....I only came for the cake....I LOVE the cake.....

:(
Laerod
24-03-2006, 12:49
No more cake? But it said on the poster that I could get cake....I only came for the cake....I LOVE the cake.....

:(I'm sorry. I only had two pieces anyway, and they were soaked. I had to throw them away. (just like my moldy sandwich)
Carisbrooke
24-03-2006, 12:50
I'm sorry. I only had two pieces anyway, and they were soaked. I had to throw them away. (just like my moldy sandwich)

you threw that away too?

*sobs*
Laerod
24-03-2006, 12:51
you threw that away too?

*sobs*
AND the one that was lying on top of it.
Carisbrooke
24-03-2006, 13:06
AND the one that was lying on top of it.


*totally breaks down*

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Half-Hidden
24-03-2006, 13:10
Join a Cult of Eutrusca? No, he's generally cool but he sometimes says some mind-numbingly stupid things.
Laerod
24-03-2006, 13:11
*totally breaks down*I'm not going to eat a moldy sandwich...
And it would be wrong of me to offer it to anyone.
Carisbrooke
24-03-2006, 13:17
I'm not going to eat a moldy sandwich...
And it would be wrong of me to offer it to anyone.


You are right of course.......


But nether-the-less...........


Where is the cake?
Laerod
24-03-2006, 13:18
You are right of course.......


But nether-the-less...........


Where is the cake?On top of the moldy sandwich. It was totally soggy.
Thought transference
24-03-2006, 13:27
Who's gone and eaten all the cake? What's the point of being here without cake?

Could I have chocolate ice cream cake with extra fudgy icing, please?
Carisbrooke
24-03-2006, 13:29
Who's gone and eaten all the cake? What's the point of being here without cake?




SEE! it's not just me!

CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE!CAKE!CAKE!CAKE!
Argesia
24-03-2006, 13:32
Your prophet is a lie. Listen to your real prophet, the inspired Argesia: I predict this thread is going to get locked. In fact, I predict that the mod to do it is going to use the "all right, we've had our fun" routine.

I have spoken.
Gravlen
24-03-2006, 14:26
Your prophet is a lie. Listen to your real prophet, the inspired Argesia: I predict this thread is going to get locked. In fact, I predict that the mod to do it is going to use the "all right, we've had our fun" routine.

I have spoken.
If you are right then: Quick! Get the cake! CAKE!

BTW, Chuck Norris says hello. He decided not to kill me, because he has other plans... :eek:
Argesia
24-03-2006, 14:29
BTW, Chuck Norris says hello. He decided not to kill me, because he has other plans... :eek:
Better safe than sorry
Harlesburg
24-03-2006, 14:34
I am far to important and busy for this so i shall have this chap standing in for me.
http://images.odeo.com/2/5/2/blackmages-thumb.png
IL Ruffino
24-03-2006, 14:57
I have cake left over from Darwin Day, lemme get it.

http://www.sfatheists.com/activism/images/DarwinDay2005-15-Cake.jpg
The Gate Builders
24-03-2006, 14:59
I have cake left over from Darwin Day, lemme get it.

http://www.sfatheists.com/activism/images/DarwinDay2005-15-Cake.jpg

Damn, that's a good cake.
IL Ruffino
24-03-2006, 15:00
It's yummy!
OceanDrive2
24-03-2006, 15:06
Thy High and Mighty Eut prefers his virgins alive.
SEE! it's not just me!

CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! CAKE!CAKE!CAKE!CAKE!

POLL option #4 do you serve cake at the meetings?
POLL option #5 do you serve virgins at the meetings?

:D
Tyslan
24-03-2006, 15:23
Well, personally, I find no reason to follow Eutrusca. I found his posts boring, pointless, and frankly not well thought out at all.
Carisbrooke
24-03-2006, 15:32
I have cake left over from Darwin Day, lemme get it.

http://www.sfatheists.com/activism/images/DarwinDay2005-15-Cake.jpg


anyone notice how my cake resembled his? hmmm? mine got bigger too...yes..I know mine was words and his is pictures, but it all amounts to the same thing in the end...

CAKE!
Thought transference
24-03-2006, 16:25
I have cake left over from Darwin Day, lemme get it.

http://www.sfatheists.com/activism/images/DarwinDay2005-15-Cake.jpg

It's yummy!

Aaaaagh! I missed it again!! What good is Eutrusca as a god if there's not enough cake? A proper deity provides something to eat. "Let them eat manna", that sort of thing.

So c'mon, let's have more cake. More CAKE!

Pretty please?
Carisbrooke
24-03-2006, 16:26
You all already know my feelings on the vital cake issue
Thought transference
24-03-2006, 16:27
anyone notice how my cake resembled his? hmmm? mine got bigger too...yes..I know mine was words and his is pictures, but it all amounts to the same thing in the end...

CAKE!


What I notice is that the cake is GONE! There's NO cake. The Emperor has no clothes, and Eutrusca has no cake.
Carisbrooke
24-03-2006, 16:36
What I notice is that the cake is GONE! There's NO cake. The Emperor has no clothes, and Eutrusca has no cake.

a naked national ruler and no cake too? The end of the world is nigh! :headbang:
Luporum
24-03-2006, 16:38
Eutrusca reminds me of my dad in everyway. Strangely enough my dad also posts in various forums too...

....
Philosopy
24-03-2006, 16:46
I think you need a prayer:

Our Eutrusca, who art in North Carolina,
Hallowed be thy trout.
Thy Republic come,
Thy orders be done,
Online as in drill.
Give us today our daily news article,
And forgive us our disagreements,
As we track down and punish those who disagree with you.
Lead us not into socialism,
But deliver us from the French.

For thine is the Republic,
the power and the glory,
Until we find someone better to worship.
Amen.
IL Ruffino
24-03-2006, 16:54
Aaaaagh! I missed it again!! What good is Eutrusca as a god if there's not enough cake? A proper deity provides something to eat. "Let them eat manna", that sort of thing.

So c'mon, let's have more cake. More CAKE!

Pretty please?
http://thomashawk.com/hello/209/1017/1024/Cake%20and%20Ice%20Cream.jpg That evil bastard ate the second cake I was going to give you so here, http://www.24hourmuseum.org.uk/content/images/2005_0340.JPG
IL Ruffino
24-03-2006, 16:56
I think you need a prayer:

Our Eutrusca, who art in North Carolina,
Hallowed be thy trout.
Thy Republic come,
Thy orders be done,
Online as in drill.
Give us today our daily news article,
And forgive us our disagreements,
As we track down and punish those who disagree with you.
Lead us not into socialism,
But deliver us from the French.

For thine is the Republic,
the power and the glory,
Until we find someone better to worship.
Amen.
Amen.
Smunkeeville
24-03-2006, 16:57
this isn't going to mess with my current church membership elsewhere is it?

oh, and I appoint myself donut lady! Free donuts for all!
Europa Maxima
24-03-2006, 16:59
I am the Anti-Eut. Thy maker has met his doom. Cease worship of this fossilised relic that disguises itself in human flesh, and I may grant thee Salvation.
IL Ruffino
24-03-2006, 17:03
I am the Anti-Eut. Thy maker has met his doom. Cease worship of this fossilised relic that disguises itself in human flesh, and I may grant thee Salvation.
Salvation or Salvatation?
Europa Maxima
24-03-2006, 17:06
Salvation or Salvatation?
Since I am benevolent, I'll give you the choice. Either way, it will be neither painless nor quick. :)
IL Ruffino
24-03-2006, 17:09
Since I am benevolent, I'll give you the choice. Either way, it will be neither painless nor quick. :)
Mmm! Tempting, but we the great and powerful Eut has cake, I'm staying put.
Dictator 1
24-03-2006, 17:13
wow, we have 13 Eutrusca's
Europa Maxima
24-03-2006, 17:17
Mmm! Tempting, but we the great and powerful Eut has cake, I'm staying put.
Yes, feed them cake, let them grow fat and content, and their fate is yours to control. Eut's clergy must have a secret admiration for Marie-Antoinette..."Let them eat cake"...words of wisdom.
Europa Maxima
24-03-2006, 17:17
wow, we have 13 Eutrusca's
Omnipresence :eek:
The Bruce
24-03-2006, 18:35
I think Eutrusca’s an all right guy and wouldn’t mind shooting the breeze over a few beers with him, but I might find myself disagreeing with him on a few things. I just don’t see us breaking empty beer bottles and dicing each other up with the glass shards over it.

The Bruce
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-03-2006, 18:39
I think Eutrusca’s an all right guy and wouldn’t mind shooting the breeze over a few beers with him, but I might find myself disagreeing with him on a few things. I just don’t see us breaking empty beer bottles and dicing each other up with the glass shards over it.

The Bruce
You say that like it's a bad thing. :eek:
DrunkenDove
24-03-2006, 18:52
Well, I have joined every other cult that NS has to offer. (I'm easy like that)
Utracia
24-03-2006, 18:58
Afraid I'm not much of a joiner. But if there is cake then just maybe...
IL Ruffino
24-03-2006, 19:58
Afraid I'm not much of a joiner. But if there is cake then just maybe...
There is. I just got a huge cake for the thread.
PsychoticDan
24-03-2006, 20:03
He's cool. Stands on his own, don't take no shit from nobody. I'd crack a beer after a ride with that dude. :cool:
The South Islands
24-03-2006, 20:09
Follow thy Eut, for he is the path to Eternal Salvation.
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 20:16
Follow thy Eut, for he is the path to Eternal Salvation.
Good GOD, man! Give it a frakkin' REST! ROFLMFAO! :p
Argesia
24-03-2006, 20:19
ROFLMFAO! :p
People of NS, hear "ROFLMFAO". None of you will pronounce the missing letters, lest you become consumed with scabies and other such pestilence.

Your Eut has spoken.
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 20:20
People of NS, hear "ROFLMFAO". None of you will pronounce the missing letters, lest you become consumed with scabies and other such pestilence.

Your Eut has spoken.
Oh, GROAN! Verily, cease and desist lest I smite thee with ye Holy Trout of Antioch! :D
Straughn
25-03-2006, 00:03
No. I threw it away. It was all soggy...
Soggy? Did you leave it alone in the room with Verdigroth?
:eek:
Straughn
25-03-2006, 00:05
I'm not going to eat a moldy sandwich...
And it would be wrong of me to offer it to anyone.
...except to Zoidberg, who would've used it to advance his portfolio.
For shame. *wags finger*
Straughn
25-03-2006, 00:07
I think you need a prayer:

Our Eutrusca, who art in North Carolina,
Hallowed be thy trout.
Thy Republic come,
Thy orders be done,
Online as in drill.
Give us today our daily news article,
And forgive us our disagreements,
As we track down and punish those who disagree with you.
Lead us not into socialism,
But deliver us from the French.

For thine is the Republic,
the power and the glory,
Until we find someone better to worship.
Amen.
RAmen indeed!
Medellina
25-03-2006, 00:08
I'm actually quite suprised that only 18 people (including Eutrusca) voted for the "I am Eutrusca" option.
Straughn
25-03-2006, 00:09
I'm actually quite suprised that only 18 people (including Eutrusca) voted for the "I am Eutrusca" option.
Some were found wanting ...
Ladamesansmerci
25-03-2006, 00:20
this isn't going to mess with my current church membership elsewhere is it?

oh, and I appoint myself donut lady! Free donuts for all!

Donuts? well, since the cake is all gone, BRING ON THE DONUTS! (ones with chocolate icing...mmm...pure saturated fat)
Anti-Social Darwinism
25-03-2006, 04:25
a naked national ruler and no cake too? The end of the world is nigh! :headbang:

In the news: the Holy Virgins of Eutrusca, an offshoot of the Convent of the Holy Name of Eutrusca, are making it their purpose in life to provide anatomically correct Eutrusca-shaped cakes at all meetings of the Church of Eutrusca
The South Islands
25-03-2006, 04:49
In the news: the Holy Virgins of Eutrusca, an offshoot of the Convent of the Holy Name of Eutrusca, are making it their purpose in life to provide anatomically correct Eutrusca-shaped cakes at all meetings of the Church of Eutrusca

Finally, a Nunery we all can be proud of. They will be delivered to paradise when the Eutcalypse finally happens.
Grainne Ni Malley
25-03-2006, 05:35
I miss so much while I'm gone. So now we have a promotion for the worship of Eut? That won't go to his head will it? He's the only one who even knows my original nation so I'm in. I don't have to sign anything in blood do I? Perhaps I should have asked that before I said I was in.
People without names
25-03-2006, 05:39
I miss so much while I'm gone. So now we have a promotion for the worship of Eut? That won't go to his head will it? He's the only one who even knows my original nation so I'm in. I don't have to sign anything in blood do I? Perhaps I should have asked that before I said I was in.

who signs contracts in blood anymore?

thats so old school,

we now ask that you supply half of your blood to be mixed within the giant blood pool
Grainne Ni Malley
25-03-2006, 05:44
who signs contracts in blood anymore?

thats so old school,

we now ask that you supply half of your blood to be mixed within the giant blood pool


Oh yeah... sure. That's not a problem. Do I get to have hallucinatory visions while I'm passed out from the blood loss. That would be worth 3/4 of my blood.
The South Islands
25-03-2006, 05:47
Oh yeah... sure. That's not a problem. Do I get to have hallucinatory visions while I'm passed out from the blood loss. That would be worth 3/4 of my blood.

No no, we use it for the Sacrament of the Eut.
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
25-03-2006, 05:48
Where is the option, "I am DFD?"

I, DER FUHRER DYSZEL, would like to vote that I am DFD, and hereby declare that I shall lead the rebelling force against the almighty old fart! HAHAHA!

Old and wise versus young and hot blooded. Who shall win? Tune in kiddies for next week when DFD steals Eutrusca's walker!

;)
People without names
25-03-2006, 05:52
Where is the option, "I am DFD?"

I, DER FUHRER DYSZEL, would like to vote that I am DFD, and hereby declare that I shall lead the rebelling force against the almighty old fart! HAHAHA!

Old and wise versus young and hot blooded. Who shall win? Tune in kiddies for next week when DFD steals Eutrusca's walker!

;)

you are in a great deal of trouble, for there is only one man that can make Chuck Norris cry, and that is the almighty Eut :D
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
25-03-2006, 05:54
Good thing I'm a woman than! ;)

For there is only one thing that can make the Almighty E cry.....and that's a ball shot from DFD.
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
25-03-2006, 05:55
That or my whip, but I hear he's into that kinky stuff. ;)

:D
Eutrusca
25-03-2006, 14:40
I'm actually quite suprised that only 18 people (including Eutrusca) voted for the "I am Eutrusca" option.
And why is that, pray tell??
Eutrusca
25-03-2006, 14:43
Oh yeah... sure. That's not a problem. Do I get to have hallucinatory visions while I'm passed out from the blood loss. That would be worth 3/4 of my blood.
Some are hallucinations, some aren't. Guess which ones aren't? Mwhahaha! :D
Eutrusca
25-03-2006, 14:46
Where is the option, "I am DFD?"

I, DER FUHRER DYSZEL, would like to vote that I am DFD, and hereby declare that I shall lead the rebelling force against the almighty old fart! HAHAHA!

Old and wise versus young and hot blooded. Who shall win? Tune in kiddies for next week when DFD steals Eutrusca's walker!

;)
Age and trechery will win out over youth and enthusiasim every time! Mwahahaha! :D

BTW ... any walker you find, you can "steal," m'k? ;)
Eutrusca
25-03-2006, 14:47
you are in a great deal of trouble, for there is only one man that can make Chuck Norris cry, and that is the almighty Eut :D
Damn right! Chuckie is a wuss! :D
Eutrusca
25-03-2006, 14:47
Good thing I'm a woman than! ;)

For there is only one thing that can make the Almighty E cry.....and that's a ball shot from DFD.
Only if it's a variant on the infamous "body shot!" :D
Eutrusca
25-03-2006, 14:48
That or my whip, but I hear he's into that kinky stuff. ;)

:D
Ohhhh! Beat me, Mommie! Whip me! Make me write bad checks! hehehe!
Celtlund
25-03-2006, 14:52
Although I do not worship Eut as a God, his ideas, thoughts, and postings are full of sage advice. This sage advice is praised by those of us who are older and wiser and should be followed by the young to create a better world in which to live. :eek:
Ifreann
25-03-2006, 14:53
There are 20 Eutruscas
>.> <.<
The Lightning Star
25-03-2006, 15:03
All Hail Prophet Eutrusca!

InshaEutrusca, we must declare Jihad against the infidels!

Eutrusca-u-Akbar!
CanuckHeaven
25-03-2006, 15:18
Although I do not worship Eut as a God, his ideas, thoughts, and postings are full of sage advice. This sage advice is praised by those of us who are older and wiser and should be followed by the young to create a better world in which to live. :eek:
I am older and somewhat wiser by not following his advice. :eek:
Celtlund
25-03-2006, 15:28
I am older and somewhat wiser by not following his advice. :eek:

If you are younger than 55 it is not to late to be saved, and save the world by following his sage advice. If you are older than 55 it is to late and you are doomed to live in lala land forever. :D
Eutrusca
25-03-2006, 15:31
All Hail Prophet Eutrusca!

InshaEutrusca, we must declare Jihad against the infidels!

Eutrusca-u-Akbar!
Hahahahahaha! No jhiads. Well, maybe one now and then, just for fun. :D
Eutrusca
25-03-2006, 15:32
If you are younger than 55 it is not to late to be saved, and save the world by following his sage advice. If you are older than 55 it is to late and you are doomed to live in lala land forever. :D
I knew there was some reason I liked you. :D
CanuckHeaven
25-03-2006, 16:38
If you are younger than 55 it is not to late to be saved, and save the world by following his sage advice. If you are older than 55 it is to late and you are doomed to live in lala land forever. :D
I can assure you that I was saved years ago and it had nothing to do with Eutrusca. :D

However, it does appear that you are indeed in lala land!! :rolleyes:
Ashmoria
25-03-2006, 17:19
Good GOD, man! Give it a frakkin' REST! ROFLMFAO! :p

now you know how Haile Silassie felt!
Eutrusca
25-03-2006, 17:23
now you know how Haile Silassie felt!
LOL! Oh, joy. :rolleyes:
Quibbleville
25-03-2006, 17:26
So I guess the only thing left for the new Messiah to do is die, then.














It's no biggie, after all. If he's who everybody makes him out to be, he'll be back in three days.
Fleckenstein
25-03-2006, 17:40
It's no biggie, after all. If he's who everybody makes him out to be, he'll be back in three days.

*falls off chair laughing*

how will we know it is Him? will He be a gas station attendant? or your proctologist?
Celtlund
25-03-2006, 19:56
However, it does appear that you are indeed in lala land!! :rolleyes:

Nope, only Democrats are allowed to live there.:D