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Do I have Man boobs?

Dhurkdhurkastan
24-03-2006, 02:18
Do I have man boobs? I don't care what you answer.

Pic here>http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/GSR40ADDICT/Peter06.jpg

Discuss...

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Kibolonia
24-03-2006, 02:20
Can't tell the picture is too small.
The Gate Builders
24-03-2006, 02:23
Yes. May I fondle them?
Kryozerkia
24-03-2006, 02:24
WAH!! This picture offends my sensivities... wah!!
Teh_pantless_hero
24-03-2006, 02:26
It is still perfectly legal to resize pictures to a godly size.
Ladamesansmerci
24-03-2006, 02:27
the shirt's too loose to tell. Put on some spandex and then we're talking. :p
Hispanionla
24-03-2006, 02:30
I'd be more worried about the upcoming turkey buff...
Upper Botswavia
24-03-2006, 02:31
Several thoughts...

1. If you don't care what people respond, why ask?

2. That picture was WAY too big and took too long to load.

3. In a loose fitting t-shirt, how can anyone tell what your body looks like? Let me also say PLEASE do not post a shirtless picture. It is not necessary. Considering point #1, posting any pic at all is not necessary.

4. I have to assume you are a boy (otherwise your question makes no sense) and your picture appears to back up that assumption. What are you doing in your sister's room?

5. If I am incorrect in #4 (and you are a girl), what does your question actually mean?
The Gate Builders
24-03-2006, 02:31
Lose the pringles :D
Teh_pantless_hero
24-03-2006, 02:33
3. In a loose fitting t-shirt, how can anyone tell what your body looks like?
Everyone when you have DD cup man boobs. Like a guy in my Astronomy class.
Argesia
24-03-2006, 02:33
One can't really tell. Could you slip into something more comfortable? (Kidding, kidding...)

BTW, who the hell paints your walls?
Ramissle
24-03-2006, 02:33
Yes you do. Play football and put the boobs to good use, you fat shit.

If not, invest in Kramer Co. and get a bunch of bros and manziers for free.
IL Ruffino
24-03-2006, 02:34
Can't tell the picture is too small.
Agreed.

Do I have man-boobs?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/new002.jpg
Franberry
24-03-2006, 02:35
You have the physique of a Roman god
Ramissle
24-03-2006, 02:37
Agreed.

Do I have man-boobs?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/new002.jpg
I hate you. Last time I saw something like that, I yelled at the kid. Of course, he was singing "Milkshake" at the time. I eventually pissed him off, and he proceded to try to beat me up using his "uber ninja skills". No lie.
Holy Paradise
24-03-2006, 02:37
Do I have man boobs? I don't care what you answer.

Pic here>http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/GSR40ADDICT/Peter06.jpg

Discuss...

:eek: Its the Male Version of Pamela Anderson (Except you're not hot. I'm a straight guy, and straight guys don't call other guys hot.)

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Gartref
24-03-2006, 02:38
You need a manzier, bro.
Franberry
24-03-2006, 02:40
:eek: Its the Male Version of Pamela Anderson (Except you're not hot. I'm a straight guy, and straight guys don't call other guys hot.)
I think someone is over defensive when it comes to his sexuality
Von Witzleben
24-03-2006, 02:41
:eek: Shit!!! Your realy realy fat.
I feel a song coming up.

Your butt is wide, well mine is too.
Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you.
The word is out, better treat me right,
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite.
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right.

My zippers bust, my buckles break.
I'm too much man for you to take.
The pavement cracks when I fall down.
I've got more chins than Chinatown.

Well I've never used a phone booth,
And I've never seen my toes.
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows!

Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--come on, you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout.
Just tell me once again ..... Who's fat?

When I walk out to get my mail,
It measures on the Richter scale.
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man.
I'm the only one who gets a tan.
If I have one more pie a la mode,
I'm gonna need my own zip code.

When you're only having seconds,
I'm having twenty-thirds.
When I go to get my shoes shined,
I gotta take their word.

Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds.
Lemme tell you once again ..... Who's fat?

If you see me comin' your way,
Better give me plenty space.
If I tell you that I'm hungry,
Then won't you feed my face.

Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
Woo woo woo! When I sit around the house,
I really sit around the house.

You know I'm fat, I'm fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it, you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know you know you know--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd.
Lemme tell you once again.

You know I'm huge! I'm fat, you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat--you know, hoo!
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it, you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud.
Just tell me once again ............................ Who's fat?
Franberry
24-03-2006, 02:42
Agreed.

Do I have man-boobs?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/new002.jpg
Thats gonna haunt my nightmares
Colodia
24-03-2006, 02:42
This thread beats all other NS threads with both hands tied behind its back, using only man boobs! :D

(No offense meant)
Franberry
24-03-2006, 02:43
:eek: Shit!!! Your realy realy fat.
I feel a song coming up.

Your butt is wide, well mine is too.
Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you.
The word is out, better treat me right,
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite.
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right.

My zippers bust, my buckles break.
I'm too much man for you to take.
The pavement cracks when I fall down.
I've got more chins than Chinatown.

Well I've never used a phone booth,
And I've never seen my toes.
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows!

Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--come on, you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout.
Just tell me once again ..... Who's fat?

When I walk out to get my mail,
It measures on the Richter scale.
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man.
I'm the only one who gets a tan.
If I have one more pie a la mode,
I'm gonna need my own zip code.

When you're only having seconds,
I'm having twenty-thirds.
When I go to get my shoes shined,
I gotta take their word.

Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds.
Lemme tell you once again ..... Who's fat?

If you see me comin' your way,
Better give me plenty space.
If I tell you that I'm hungry,
Then won't you feed my face.

Because I'm fat, I'm fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
Woo woo woo! When I sit around the house,
I really sit around the house.

You know I'm fat, I'm fat--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it, you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know you know you know--come on.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd.
Lemme tell you once again.

You know I'm huge! I'm fat, you know it.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat--you know, hoo!
(Fat fat--really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat--you know it, you know.
(Fat fat--really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud.
Just tell me once again ............................ Who's fat?



*Bows to superior songwriting skill*
Ladamesansmerci
24-03-2006, 02:43
*snip*

somebody's having a bit too much fun with this.
Teh_pantless_hero
24-03-2006, 02:44
:eek: Its the Male Version of Pamela Anderson (Except you're not hot. I'm a straight guy, and straight guys don't call other guys hot.)
Why the fuck did you quote that huge image?
IL Ruffino
24-03-2006, 02:46
I hate you. Last time I saw something like that, I yelled at the kid. Of course, he was singing "Milkshake" at the time. I eventually pissed him off, and he proceded to try to beat me up using his "uber ninja skills". No lie.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/gjhjghj01354612.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/cam001.jpg
:D
IL Ruffino
24-03-2006, 02:48
Thats gonna haunt my nightmares
I get joy from this deed! BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!11!!!one!!!!
Holy Paradise
24-03-2006, 02:48
Why the fuck did you quote that huge image?
I dunno, I wanted to piss people off.
Iogne
24-03-2006, 02:52
I don't see any boobs, but since I don't want a figure like that you should lay off the ho-hos and coke.
Swansalaunce
24-03-2006, 02:54
I've seen much worse
Asbena
24-03-2006, 02:56
O.O

No.
Von Witzleben
24-03-2006, 02:59
I don't see any boobs, but since I don't want a figure like that you should lay off the ho-hos and coke.
It would realy help you not getting a figure like that if he layed of the coke and ho-ho's.(whatever that may be)
MustaphaMond516
24-03-2006, 03:02
Do I have man boobs? I don't care what you answer.

Pic here>http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/GSR40ADDICT/Peter06.jpg

Discuss...
no but your Blind

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Holy Paradise
24-03-2006, 03:02
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/gjhjghj01354612.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/cam001.jpg
:D

(Screams)

Wha..wha..what is that?! I'm afraid its going to, like, ooze out of the screen!
Communistic Intentions
24-03-2006, 03:04
Il Ruffino you make me ill.
IL Ruffino
24-03-2006, 03:07
Il Ruffino you make me ill.
Why thank you!
:fluffle:
Colodia
24-03-2006, 03:09
Alright, quit stretching out the page you mortals!
Smecks
24-03-2006, 03:13
ya you do. but your not the only guy there here who has them. "but at least you have the balls to admit it :p"
Keruvalia
24-03-2006, 03:15
No, but that's a lovely blouse hanging on the door behind you.

Also, please people, stop putting the pic in a quote! Arghhh!
Keruvalia
24-03-2006, 03:17
Butterbean has man-boobs.

http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/ps2/sim/playboy_the_mansion_butterbean.jpg
Adjacent to Belarus
24-03-2006, 03:20
*Bows to superior songwriting skill*

"Songwriting skill"? Ha! That's a Weird Al song!
Asbena
24-03-2006, 03:23
Butterbean has man-boobs.

http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/ps2/sim/playboy_the_mansion_butterbean.jpg

Sumo wrestlers do to.
Dhurkdhurkastan
24-03-2006, 11:40
Can't tell the picture is too small.

I hate that about photo bucket, you put a pic the size of the screen in there and the resize it to a postage stamp.:mad:
Dhurkdhurkastan
24-03-2006, 11:40
Yes. May I fondle them?

No!
Nerotika
24-03-2006, 11:46
the pringle snack stacks to the left aint helping my judgment here.
Pure Metal
24-03-2006, 11:48
i can't believe i actually clicked on this thread...:confused:
Dhurkdhurkastan
24-03-2006, 11:48
Several thoughts...

1. If you don't care what people respond, why ask?

2. That picture was WAY too big and took too long to load.

3. In a loose fitting t-shirt, how can anyone tell what your body looks like? Let me also say PLEASE do not post a shirtless picture. It is not necessary. Considering point #1, posting any pic at all is not necessary.

4. I have to assume you are a boy (otherwise your question makes no sense) and your picture appears to back up that assumption. What are you doing in your sister's room?

5. If I am incorrect in #4 (and you are a girl), what does your question actually mean?

Your over-analysing a simple question:rolleyes: but, answers:
1.for shits and giggles
2. some people say it's to small, so I don't know
3. I'm uploading the shirtless pic as we speak
4.my sister took the pic

It would realy help you not getting a figure like that if he layed of the coke and ho-ho's.(whatever that may be)

coke=coca-cola; Ho-Hos=tasty treat
Nerotika
24-03-2006, 11:53
i can't believe i actually clicked on this thread...:confused:

dont worry dude...I cant believe you did either.
Dhurkdhurkastan
24-03-2006, 11:56
the pringle snack stacks to the left aint helping my judgment here.

Ofcourse, I don't eat the pringles, there for-AHEM-storage purposes.
Jello Biafra
24-03-2006, 12:07
The shirt's too loose to tell, but I'd be more worried about that hideous black bar across your face if I were you.
Dhurkdhurkastan
24-03-2006, 12:12
The shirt's too loose to tell, but I'd be more worried about that hideous black bar across your face if I were you.

It's to hide the identity of my fat-ass self.:p
German Nightmare
24-03-2006, 12:16
When people start calling you Robert Paulson - that's the time you should start worrying!
The Half-Hidden
24-03-2006, 12:20
Do I have man boobs? I don't care what you answer.

Pic here>http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j173/GSR40ADDICT/Peter06.jpg

Discuss...
It would be easier to tell if that were a topless shot. Looks like you probably do, though.
Heron-Marked Warriors
24-03-2006, 12:36
It's to hide the identity of my fat-ass self.:p

The bar just makes you more easily identifiable
Harlesburg
24-03-2006, 13:57
Wtf Erastide Is A Mod?....
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
24-03-2006, 14:40
I'm going to answer your question in the form of a song.


If you think you might have man boobs, than you do.

*Takes a bow*
Demented Hamsters
24-03-2006, 15:59
Do I have man boobs?
No, though you do seem to have some black tape stuck to your face.