Are you a virgin?
New-Lexington
24-03-2006, 01:04
You people know how i love wierd threads...:p This is a very simple question, not tricky.
Pythogria
24-03-2006, 01:07
I am a virgin, and plan to stay that way.
Terrorist Cakes
24-03-2006, 01:10
Of course. Who would have sex with me? I mean, I have virtually no breasts, skin as pale as skim milk, messy hair, dark undereye circles, a long nose, short pants, dirty shoes, ridiculous political ideals, good grades, quite a lovely singing voice, an interest in poetry, questionable musical tastes, and a love of theatre.
Not-So-Bad Jerk Faces
24-03-2006, 01:10
My virginity will be my wedding present to my wife (awaits the moans and groans of people everywhere). Well, its like a second wedding ring, at least in my opinion.
New-Lexington
24-03-2006, 01:11
I am a virgin, and plan to stay that way.even if you get married...:eek:
Smunkeeville
24-03-2006, 01:11
yes.......oh, wait........no?
what was the question again?
Pythogria
24-03-2006, 01:11
even if you get married...:eek:
Yes.
Franberry
24-03-2006, 01:12
My virginity will be my wedding present to my wife (awaits the moans and groans of people everywhere). Well, its like a second wedding ring, at least in my opinion.
*groan*
My virginity will be my wedding present to my wife (awaits the moans and groans of people everywhere). Well, its like a second wedding ring, at least in my opinion.
You're wedding present to your wife will be shit sex?
Of course. Who would have sex with me? I mean, I have virtually no breasts, skin as pale as skim milk, messy hair, dark undereye circles, a long nose, short pants, dirty shoes, ridiculous political ideals, good grades, quite a lovely singing voice, an interest in poetry, questionable musical tastes, and a love of theatre.
Someone will, believe you me, someone will.
New-Lexington
24-03-2006, 01:14
Of course. Who would have sex with me? I mean, I have virtually no breasts, skin as pale as skim milk, messy hair, dark undereye circles, a long nose, short pants, dirty shoes, ridiculous political ideals, good grades, quite a lovely singing voice, an interest in poetry, questionable musical tastes, and a love of theatre.
a nerd would:rolleyes: heck idk
Franberry
24-03-2006, 01:14
I am a virgin, and plan to stay that way.
so no children?
Pythogria
24-03-2006, 01:15
so no children?
No, I prefer to stay out of that entirely. No offense to any child that may be reading this message.
Franberry
24-03-2006, 01:15
You're wedding present to your wife will be shit sex?
dont be mean
if his wife is also a virgin, she wont notice anyways
Psychotic Mongooses
24-03-2006, 01:15
You're wedding present to your wife will be shit sex?
OH! SNAP!
dont be mean
if his wife is also a virgin, she wont notice anyways
Fair point. Here's hoping for his sake that she is.
Not-So-Bad Jerk Faces
24-03-2006, 01:16
Perhaps, I don't know... Of course, I'm under the hopefully ideal that the woman I marry won't equate love exclusively with sex. Then again, although whether or not this is an appropriate thought to have, it should be a memorable, fun, and maybe a look-back-in-hindsight-and-laugh memory ^_~
Smunkeeville
24-03-2006, 01:16
You're wedding present to your wife will be shit sex?
that's not really fair, to assume that........besides if she is a virgin then she won't know, and they can learn together. ;)
Sarkhaan
24-03-2006, 01:16
yes.......oh, wait........no?
what was the question again?
huh...having two children and being a virgin...
You've done better than Mary!
Well, its like a second wedding ring, at least in my opinion.Ever read The Merchant Of Venice? Suffice it to say, the term "wedding ring" refers to the female. You can draw the connection yourself, no?
anyway, no, I'm not. And no, I'm not married. I've been a naughty boy:eek: :p
Keruvalia
24-03-2006, 01:16
No, but my wife is.
New-Lexington
24-03-2006, 01:17
No, I prefer to stay out of that entirely. No offense to any child that may be reading this message.
is 14 a child:confused:
Oops. I voted no but meant to vote for yes. I ruined the poll. Execute me.
:sniper:
Smunkeeville
24-03-2006, 01:19
huh...having two children and being a virgin...
You've done better than Mary!
damn skippy I did and my kids will actually acomplish something......:eek:
gotta go pray about that now...hey, if God really is omnipotent he would know that I have had a crappy day and needed to joke about something right? maybe?..................:( yeah, I think so, He would have to know:D right?:confused:
Pythogria
24-03-2006, 01:20
is 14 a child:confused:
Technically, yes.
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 01:20
You people know how i love wierd threads...:p This is a very simple question, not tricky.
Am I a virgin??? Yeah, riiiiight! ROFLMFAO!!!! :D
Imperial Evil Vertigo
24-03-2006, 01:20
Of course. Who would have sex with me? I mean, I have virtually no breasts, skin as pale as skim milk, messy hair, dark undereye circles, a long nose, short pants, dirty shoes, ridiculous political ideals, good grades, quite a lovely singing voice, an interest in poetry, questionable musical tastes, and a love of theatre.
I feel like that too. Lets $%# each other!
Except my political ideas are not crazy (Bush is a stupid $#%^#$%^$%)
and No love for theatre or poetry. Also, no short pants or long nose, but I still feel bad.
And your music.....
Morrissey. He's not only a genius, but probably also God.
who is morrissey?
Smunkeeville
24-03-2006, 01:21
Technically, yes.
and what about un-technically*?
*yes Smunkee is making up her own words today........
Virginity is such a silly concept imo.
that's not really fair, to assume that........besides if she is a virgin then she won't know, and they can learn together. ;)
Ah come on, two virgins together is almost guaranteed to never be good sex.
Pythogria
24-03-2006, 01:21
and what about un-technically*?
*yes Smunkee is making up her own words today........
Un-technically... teenager.
Antikythera
24-03-2006, 01:21
iam a virgin, and will be till i get married...if i ever do.
Sarkhaan
24-03-2006, 01:22
damn skippy I did and my kids will actually acomplish something......:eek:
gotta go pray about that now...hey, if God really is omnipotent he would know that I have had a crappy day and needed to joke about something right? maybe?..................:( yeah, I think so, He would have to know:D right?:confused:
haha...yeah, God seems to be pretty forgiving ever since He grew out of that whole adolescent angst phase of the OT.
I am a Virgin. I will not lose, except to my Wife, when I meet her, after i marry her, because she is, and will be, the only person I can absolutly trust beyond the shadow of a doubt. I will not have to worry about such things as STDs, unwanted pregnancies, Who's sleeping with who, or any one of a million other problems associated with Sex. Its not that, Sex is, a Bad thing, its just that, why should I take a chance? But I must wonder, do Children enjoy childishness, as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Smunkeeville
24-03-2006, 01:23
Ah come on, two virgins together is almost guaranteed to never be good sex.
but how would they know?
besides sex isn't always about technique........or it shouldn't be anyway.
although sometimes it is, but that's not the type of sex people go looking to have when they are saving themselves for marriage imo.
it's always fun to practice, esp. with the same person so you can see progress :D see that's something for him to look forward to (maybe)
I am a Virgin. I will not lose, except to my Wife, when I meet her, after i marry her, because she is, and will be, the only person I can absolutly trust beyond the shadow of a doubt.
You're up for disappointment when you're 45 and find she's sleeping with the milkman.
Psychotic Mongooses
24-03-2006, 01:25
I am a Virgin. I will not lose, except to my Wife, when I meet her, after i marry her, because she is, and will be, the only person I can absolutly trust beyond the shadow of a doubt. I will not have to worry about such things as STDs, unwanted pregnancies, Who's sleeping with who, or any one of a million other problems associated with Sex. Its not that, Sex is, a Bad thing, its just that, why should I take a chance? But I must wonder, do Children enjoy childishness, as much as adults enjoy adultery?
You do know using protection solves that, right?
Terrorist Cakes
24-03-2006, 01:25
I am a Virgin. I will not lose, except to my Wife, when I meet her, after i marry her, because she is, and will be, the only person I can absolutly trust beyond the shadow of a doubt. I will not have to worry about such things as STDs, unwanted pregnancies, Who's sleeping with who, or any one of a million other problems associated with Sex. Its not that, Sex is, a Bad thing, its just that, why should I take a chance? But I must wonder, do Children enjoy childishness, as much as adults enjoy adultery?
I hereby grant you the gift of Condom. If you need even more security, try the Pill and Mutual Monogomy (which is not exclusive to marriage).
Smunkeeville
24-03-2006, 01:25
You're up for disappointment when you're 45 and find she's sleeping with the milkman.
you are pretty cynical about sex aren't you?
why?
nevermind I don't want to know, you should fix that though, chicks don't like it when you are bitchy. ;)
Smunkeeville
24-03-2006, 01:26
You do know using protection solves that, right?
not solves, lessens the chance
meet my 4 year old (condom)
and my 2 year old (condom and birth control)
Kiwi-kiwi
24-03-2006, 01:27
Virgin, and I wouldn't be surprised if I still will be when I die.
Not-So-Bad Jerk Faces
24-03-2006, 01:27
Actually, now that I think about it, I've always been rather unsure about whether or not I'd marry... If not, then I'll just remain a perpetual virgin, but if so, then I'm still not sure if I'd do it (because I'm not interested in passing on a birth defect to my kids- that seems to me like a form of cruel and unusual punishment).
New-Lexington
24-03-2006, 01:28
Am I a virgin??? Yeah, riiiiight! ROFLMFAO!!!! :D
Eut, i think every one already knew most likely... knowing you and all...
Antikythera
24-03-2006, 01:29
not solves, lessens the chance
meet my 4 year old (condom)
and my 2 year old (condom and birth control)
my mom had me and my older brother and sister while she was on birth control.
Psychotic Mongooses
24-03-2006, 01:30
not solves, lessens the chance
meet my 4 year old (condom)
You had a four year old condom?
Smunkee! No wonder it didn't work!:D
Rangerville
24-03-2006, 01:31
Yes, but only because i haven't had a boyfriend and i'm not into one night stands.
I don't want kids either, but there's nothing wrong with saying that. I love kids, i just don't want any of my own.
A friend of mine had three of her four kids while using condoms, two of them are twins. The condoms were recalled when the twins were two years old, guess they were defective...lol.
Smunkeeville
24-03-2006, 01:32
You had a four year old condom?
Smunkee! No wonder it didn't work!:D
darn abstinence only sex ed..........:headbang:
(not really, it was new, and it didn't visibly break or anything so I am not sure what happened.)
Smunkeeville
24-03-2006, 01:33
Actually, now that I think about it, I've always been rather unsure about whether or not I'd marry... If not, then I'll just remain a perpetual virgin, but if so, then I'm still not sure if I'd do it (because I'm not interested in passing on a birth defect to my kids- that seems to me like a form of cruel and unusual punishment).
you have a passable birth defect?
what are the chances of it passing?
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 01:33
Eut, i think every one already knew most likely... knowing you and all...
[ does best "dirty old man" laugh ] Heh! Heh! Heh! :D
The Half-Hidden
24-03-2006, 01:33
No, but my wife is.
lol, you win
Sarkhaan
24-03-2006, 01:33
my mom had me and my older brother and sister while she was on birth control.
was she on antibiotics or any of the other meds that mess with it?
Canuckastinians
24-03-2006, 01:35
Of course. Who would have sex with me? I mean, I have virtually no breasts, skin as pale as skim milk, messy hair, dark undereye circles, a long nose, short pants, dirty shoes, ridiculous political ideals, good grades, quite a lovely singing voice, an interest in poetry, questionable musical tastes, and a love of theatre.
Hmmm... How to phrase this without coming across as a creepy internet person 4x my actual age....
One- Breast size isn't everything. I'm scared by breasts larger then my head.
Two- Pale? Whoop de doo, I look like I live in a basement and eat chalk. In fact, Pale used to be sexy in society.
Three- You don't need messy hair, that can be taken care of with good hygene.
Four- Dark underye circles... Sleep!
Five- Your nose size is just one opinion. And people grade themselves low.
Six- Short Pants. Okay... I wasn't aware that's a turn off.
Seven- Dirty Shoes. Buy new ones?
Eight- A lovely singing voice is a good thing.
Nine- Political ideas and Grades. Your aware some people (inclding myself) Would find someone with opposing views and a good enough intellect to argue them attractive?
Ten- Music changes. Meh.
and Eleven - Well, your tastes need not be a turnoff, maybe your mate will wish to experience fine theatre.
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 01:37
... chicks don't like it when you are bitchy. ;)
Perhaps not, but some like it when you're experienced and a bit ... um ... dominant. Mwahahahaha! :D
Antikythera
24-03-2006, 01:37
was she on antibiotics or any of the other meds that mess with it?
nope.
Not-So-Bad Jerk Faces
24-03-2006, 01:37
you have a passable birth defect?
what are the chances of it passing?
I'm not entirely sure the likeliness, but it just doesn't seem right to chance it. Its kind of like the people in the blind community that intentionally marry a blind spouse so that they could have blind children- that just doesn't seem right to me.
Smunkeeville
24-03-2006, 01:38
Perhaps not, but some like it when you're experienced and a bit ... um ... dominant. Mwahahahaha! :D
true...but, I doubt that if someone married a virgin as a virgin that they would divorce or commit adultry if the first go 'round wasn't super great.
you are pretty cynical about sex aren't you?
I'm pretty cynical about most things...
why?
Yea, probably mainly because of the times I've had sex I've singularly failed to enjoy it, with most of the blame lying at the feet of my transgenderism.
nevermind I don't want to know,
Then you probably don't want to read the bit above :p
you should fix that though, chicks don't like it when you are bitchy. ;)
Meh, I'm not looking, and who says it would be chicks anyway ;)
PsychaDheli
24-03-2006, 01:38
Of course. Who would have sex with me? I mean, I have virtually no breasts, skin as pale as skim milk, messy hair, dark undereye circles, a long nose, short pants, dirty shoes, ridiculous political ideals, good grades, quite a lovely singing voice, an interest in poetry, questionable musical tastes, and a love of theatre.
i would...i cant claim virginity..but ya wanna get married? i hate the Corporate states of Opression (formerly known as the USA).... and would llove citizenship in your wonderfull quazi-socialist country....you dont happen to live in vancouver do ya? im not far away..... as far as that questionalble musical taste...it wouldnt be one of the eletronic genereas would it? please say its not Goth Country (aka The Cure) ....either way...i could quite put up with it...btw: please ignore the spelling...ive been partaking of canadian whisky today :)
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 01:40
true...but, I doubt that if someone married a virgin as a virgin that they would divorce or commit adultry if the first go 'round wasn't super great.
True, but a vast store of experience makes it more likely that you'll marry someone who appreciates that sort of thing. :D
Smunkeeville
24-03-2006, 01:41
I'm not entirely sure the likeliness, but it just doesn't seem right to chance it. Its kind of like the people in the blind community that intentionally marry a blind spouse so that they could have blind children- that just doesn't seem right to me.
you might want to check it out, most of the time the chances of those things passing are really quite low, and often both parents must have "the gene" to pass it.
Hubby and I passed down auto-immune disorders(not particularly fun ones either) to our girls and they don't hate us for it (yet) and even with their health problems we wouldn't go back in time and not have them or anything.
I guess it depends on the rarity and severity of the disorder. It's something you should study though, before you make any decisions.
Sarkhaan
24-03-2006, 01:41
Perhaps not, but some like it when you're experienced and a bit ... um ... dominant. Mwahahahaha! :D
you, yelling a la drill sergent, while having sex=one very frightened young woman...:D
Smunkeeville
24-03-2006, 01:41
True, but a vast store of experience makes it more likely that you'll marry someone who appreciates that sort of thing. :D
I don't think so. I have only been married once though, so I don't have much experience in that type of thing.
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 01:42
This message has been deleted by Whereyouthinkyougoing. Reason: Oh my, that came out really wrong
Damn! Sorry I missed that one! ;)
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 01:43
you, yelling a la drill sergent, while having sex=one very frightened young woman...:D
ROFLMAO! Uh ... I only use that on MILITARY trainees, not ... other sorts of trainees! :D
Terrorist Cakes
24-03-2006, 01:44
i would...i cant claim virginity..but ya wanna get married? i hate the Corporate states of Opression (formerly known as the USA).... and would llove citizenship in your wonderfull quazi-socialist country....you dont happen to live in vancouver do ya? im not far away..... as far as that questionalble musical taste...it wouldnt be one of the eletronic genereas would it? please say its not Goth Country (aka The Cure) ....either way...i could quite put up with it...btw: please ignore the spelling...ive been partaking of canadian whisky today :)
I might listen to the Cure.....Mostly the Smiths. I wish I lived in Vancouver. I'm awfully close to it. And, although the marriage proposal is slightly creepy, I am flattered by your love of my country. Perhaps we can discuss an engagement after I'm officially divorced from my gay friend.
Sarkhaan
24-03-2006, 01:45
ROFLMAO! Uh ... I only use that on MILITARY trainees, not ... other sorts of trainees! :D
hahaha...okay, this is totally irrelevant, but I'm saying it anyway. I just got a mental image of you, sitting on a poarch with a rifle and a german shepard, in a rocking chair, with a single lightbulb hanging from a wire, rocking slowly and threatening to shoot the neighborhood kids for trampling your lawn.
Smunkeeville
24-03-2006, 01:45
I'm pretty cynical about most things...
well, at least you are equal opportunity
Yea, probably mainly because of the times I've had sex I've singularly failed to enjoy it,
that's kinda sad, I wouldn't like it either.
with most of the blame lying at the feet of my transgenderism.
transgendered? you are male by birth right? (I mean you were born male, not that you are male, I have a nephew who was born male but is transgendered and I am still trying to figure out how not to hurt his feelings)
Meh, I'm not looking, and who says it would be chicks anyway ;)
yeah, I assume too much sometimes.
Ladamesansmerci
24-03-2006, 01:46
Damn! Sorry I missed that one! ;)
I think it had something to do with pies.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-03-2006, 01:46
Damn! Sorry I missed that one! ;)
Ha! :p
Something to do with pie... Never a good idea in a thread like this, the realization of which came about a split-second after I posted it. :D
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 01:46
hahaha...okay, this is totally irrelevant, but I'm saying it anyway. I just got a mental image of you, sitting on a poarch with a rifle and a german shepard, in a rocking chair, with a single lightbulb hanging from a wire, rocking slowly and threatening to shoot the neighborhood kids for trampling your lawn.
Eep! :eek:
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 01:47
Ha! :p
Something to do with pie... Never a good idea in a thread like this, the realization of which came about a split-second after I posted it. :D
ROFLMAO!! True, true. God ... what I could have done with THAT one! :D
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 01:48
I think it had something to do with pies.
Mmmmmm! PIE! :D
Ladamesansmerci
24-03-2006, 01:50
Ha! :p
Something to do with pie... Never a good idea in a thread like this, the realization of which came about a split-second after I posted it. :D
I really didn't think that comment came out wrong. I don't know, maybe my mind hasn't completely been plunged into sex thoughts 24/7 yet.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-03-2006, 01:51
ROFLMAO!! True, true. God ... what I could have done with THAT one!
And you know what, with qualifications such as this:Perhaps not, but some like it when you're experienced and a bit ... um ... dominant. Mwahahahaha! :D I might actually have let it slip. ;)
Yes, but then again I know so many virgins my age (including my girlfriend.) I'm happy, she's happy so everythings great. To be honest I don't see the whole fuss about losing your virginity anyway.
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 01:53
And you know what, with qualifications such as this: I might actually have let it slip. ;)
Ooooo! Me likeie! :D
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-03-2006, 01:54
I really didn't think that comment came out wrong. I don't know, maybe my mind hasn't completely been plunged into sex thoughts 24/7 yet.
Heh, thanks, that's actually good to know, because it only felt wrong to me after I suddenly remembered both the going age and humor in this forum, and suddenly "American Pie" (which I've never even seen) came to mind and everything was befouled in one swift stroke. :p
Terrorist Cakes
24-03-2006, 01:54
Hmmm... How to phrase this without coming across as a creepy internet person 4x my actual age....
One- Breast size isn't everything. I'm scared by breasts larger then my head.
Two- Pale? Whoop de doo, I look like I live in a basement and eat chalk. In fact, Pale used to be sexy in society.
Three- You don't need messy hair, that can be taken care of with good hygene.
Four- Dark underye circles... Sleep!
Five- Your nose size is just one opinion. And people grade themselves low.
Six- Short Pants. Okay... I wasn't aware that's a turn off.
Seven- Dirty Shoes. Buy new ones?
Eight- A lovely singing voice is a good thing.
Nine- Political ideas and Grades. Your aware some people (inclding myself) Would find someone with opposing views and a good enough intellect to argue them attractive?
Ten- Music changes. Meh.
and Eleven - Well, your tastes need not be a turnoff, maybe your mate will wish to experience fine theatre.
1, 2, 4, 5- Okay, I make too much of a big deal about my appearence. But really, I'm never going to be in the centrefold of Playboy, or even the back cover of the local lingerie catelog. Looks aren't everything, but being drop dead gorgeous looks kind of fun.
3- I brush my hair, but it never listens. It's actually got a mind of it's own.
6- I wasn't either, untill I started high school. Apperently everyone who's anyone wears pants that are at least two inches too long. But I've grown alot since I last went pants shopping, and I don't have enough money too go again soon, so I'm doomed to dorkdom.
7- I'm too cheap and too picky. Besides, I like my shoes. It's just that potential mates don't.
8- Yes, it is. Singing is almost as fun as bragging about singing.:)
9- Apperently I'm too pushy with my beliefs. Most people in my school can't even name the PM, and I'm shouting some political slogan at them every oppertunity.
10- Got nothing more to say.
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 01:56
Heh, thanks, that's actually good to know, because it only felt wrong to me after I suddenly remembered both the going age and humor in this forum, and suddenly "American Pie" (which I've never even seen) came to mind and everything was befouled in one swift stroke. :p
ONE stroke? OMG! :eek:
Virgen. Probably always will be. Not that that overly upsets me or anything.
I find the vast majority of human beings who I come in contact with to be vile. Those who I can tolerate are my friends, and I just don’t think about them that way.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-03-2006, 01:59
ONE stroke? OMG! :eek:
I was just about to start to edit that unintentional gutter mind trap, but I see you've saved me the trouble. No surprise there. :rolleyes: :p
well, at least you are equal opportunity
Oh yeah, I'm definitely an equal opportunities cynic.
that's kinda sad, I wouldn't like it either.
Well, these things are sent to try us, I guess.
transgendered? you are male by birth right? (I mean you were born male, not that you are male, I have a nephew who was born male but is transgendered and I am still trying to figure out how not to hurt his feelings)
Yea, unfortunately male by birth. Not exactly something I'm particularly happy about...
How do you mean by "hurt his feelings"?
yeah, I assume too much sometimes.
Sure everybody does it :)
Ladamesansmerci
24-03-2006, 02:00
9- Apperently I'm too pushy with my beliefs. Most people in my school can't even name the PM, and I'm shouting some political slogan at them every oppertunity.
Been there, done that. I got outcasted at my old highschool when I said their idols (the Gap, Disney, Starbucks, etc.) were evil corporations with no social conscience who use slave labour and child labour and exploit third world nations.
I know most of them can't even name the PM either. *sigh*
Drexel Hillsville
24-03-2006, 02:03
Yeah... But I'm a jack ass too...
Been there, done that. I got outcasted at my old highschool when I said their idols (the Gap, Disney, Starbucks, etc.) were evil corporations with no social conscience who use slave labour and child labour and exploit third world nations.
All you did was call corporations greedy? Light weight.
Try denouncing every major religion whenever possible, in Texas. Now that’s some fun shit.
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 02:06
I was just about to start to edit that unintentional gutter mind trap, but I see you've saved me the trouble. No surprise there. :rolleyes: :p
"Gutter mind trap?" I'll have you know that my mind is NOT in the gutter. It's in bed, right where I left it! :D
Kryozerkia
24-03-2006, 02:07
You people know how i love wierd threads...:p This is a very simple question, not tricky.
Society puts toomuch emphasis onall aspects of sexuality. Whether or not a person is a virgin is irrelevant.
Sarkhaan
24-03-2006, 02:07
Been there, done that. I got outcasted at my old highschool when I said their idols (the Gap, Disney, Starbucks, etc.) were evil corporations with no social conscience who use slave labour and child labour and exploit third world nations.
I know most of them can't even name the PM either. *sigh*
you'd be surprised at the fact that both disney and starbucks are pretty socially conscious. the gap, however...yeah.
atleast target the really bad ones, like most shoe companies and clothing companies (A&F, Nike, et. al.)
A virgin, and damn proud.
My virginity will be my wedding present to my wife (awaits the moans and groans of people everywhere). Well, its like a second wedding ring, at least in my opinion.
Awwwwwww. That's sweet. I myself am married already and have a 6 year old son, but of course I'm a virgin. Alright, fine maybe I'm not quite a virgin.
Ladamesansmerci
24-03-2006, 02:09
All you did was call corporations greedy? Light weight.
Try denouncing every major religion whenever possible, in Texas. Now that’s some fun shit.
but when you're saying that in the most consumer whore school in the city, some heads are going to roll.
teehee. denouncing religions is fun, especially when bible nuts get extremely offended.
Desbrozen
24-03-2006, 02:12
Not only am I not a virgin..
But I kind have a problem with people so unwilling to "give up their virginity" they will never try it. Also, I especially have problems with people who keep their virginity because of their fanatical religious beliefs AND look down on others for not doing so (Both of those, together. If you're a nice good Christian kid I won't insult you, but if you give other people shit because they're not sharing your ideas, than poo on you. Poo.)
It is not great for everyone (although it is, for me) and not everyone has to fuck like rabbits if it is. (which, well.. *sigh* I can't do)
But, I think that it is... well.. not unnatural not to, per se, but think about it. We have sexual organs, crazy hormonal responses, and the chemical makeup in our brains to make relationships and for sex. When we are born we have some random sexual preference: Homo, hetero, bi? But we have one.
Sex is not love, sex is not a relationship, but people put too much and too little on sex. In my opinion, it's what we were built for. Not that it's all we're meant to do, but it's one of those natural functions of humans. We do it for both pleasure and recreation. The act itself (when done safely, because... people are so dirty nowadays.) releases good hormones in your body, releasing stress and those kinds of negative energies, and it can feel GREAT.
If YOU (like, you, in general) make it into something more: "MY VIRGINITY IS SACRED!" Sorry, but I believe it isn't sacredness. It's lack of experience. It's just having not done something. It's like having never eaten an apple before. So, if you've never eaten an apple, are you an apple-virgin? No! Because it doesn't matter! It is only as big of a change as you let it be. It shouldn't be taken so damn seriously.
On the other hand, it does have its uses. It will make a close relationship even closer, and bring you to a more intimate level. You will have the experience, and the consequences of unprotected sex to deal with (if you have it that way) and emotions are involved in EVERY part of interaction, so sex doesn't make it (your relationship) more complicated unless you let it.
But it shouldn't be thought so little of, as in, "I just want to fuck her and move on." It is a relationship-activity, in my opinion. I think you should care about whoever you're hitting it with just to protect everyones' emotions, and keep it a good (great) intimate activity.
And, for those who just don't want it/haven't had it because they aren't currently sexually attracted to anyone, kudos. It must suck where you live, but if that's the reason, would you, in a different/better situation, take the opportunity?
If sex wasn't so damn demonized and people weren't conditioned into thinking its all bad and wrong (which leads to gay sex being even worse in their eyes) we wouldn't even hold this concept of virginity so highly.
What does life-long virginity get you? Into heaven easier? Whatever.
And-- if condoms AND birth control don't work, than.. what the fuck are you doing? What kind of sex are you having? Like...with shit that has a 97% chance and a another thing that has 99% chance... what are you DOING?
Ahhhh.. I say so much because I lurk around for so long and think so much. >.>;;
Ha! :p
Something to do with pie... Never a good idea in a thread like this, the realization of which came about a split-second after I posted it. :D
Could be worse. A showing of American Pie sponsored by the student government of my university was accompanied by said student government handing out free Hostess Apple Pies to any and all comers.
*Waits for Eut to launch into this one ;) *
Katurkalurkmurkastan
24-03-2006, 02:15
Society puts toomuch emphasis onall aspects of sexuality. Whether or not a person is a virgin is irrelevant.
unless they are a virgin.
I'm surprised there's so many virgins on here. I thought it was mostly 18 and up...
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-03-2006, 02:16
Ahhhh.. I say so much because I lurk around for so long and think so much. >.>;;
Hmm, I'm not sure how to put this, but maybe you should go back to lurking, because that post was well worth the low post count. :)
ETA: Gah, even I don't know what that means. Basically: well said!
but when you're saying that in the most consumer whore school in the city, some heads are going to roll.
Meh. I like consumerism. It's as good as any other reason to exist.
I'm surprised there's so many virgins on here. I thought it was mostly 18 and up...
We're all fucking losers.:p
Ladamesansmerci
24-03-2006, 02:19
I'm surprised there's so many virgins on here. I thought it was mostly 18 and up...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What do you think people would rather be doing, posting on a forum or having steamy hot sex? The only reason people are doing the former is because they can't do the latter.
Rangerville
24-03-2006, 02:21
Those of us who are virgins aren't all under the age of 18, i'm 28. If i had been in a relationship though, trust me, i wouldn't still be one right now, but i haven't. I've had lots of guy friends, i have lots of them now, none of them have ever wanted to date me. I came close once, but i hadn't known the guy very long, a few hours, so i wasn't going to sleep with him. We made out and took it a bit further, but that was it.
I am neither a virgin nor am I married.
The people I have slept with have been longer relationships or long-term friends, although I figure, when I do get married and go to have sex with my wife it will be much better then had I "saved" it. I don't have to worry about asking questions like, "Where do I put it?":p
Imperium Americana
24-03-2006, 02:28
Of course. Who would have sex with me? I mean, I have virtually no breasts, skin as pale as skim milk, messy hair, dark undereye circles, a long nose, short pants, dirty shoes, ridiculous political ideals, good grades, quite a lovely singing voice, an interest in poetry, questionable musical tastes, and a love of theatre.
hey, there's a certain someone i know who has extremely pale skin, alot of the time has those undereye circle things, kind of awkward (in other words, not my own) political ideals, good grades, questionable music tastes and loves theatre, and i think she's beautiful. not like i want to have sex with her or something... seriously, i don't. yeah, there's someone i'm sure. haha, that's weird!
The Coral Islands
24-03-2006, 02:28
I curiously await explanations from the folks who answered "Yes, I'm married" and "Other".
Just to be open, I am still a virgin, and quite content that way. Beyond my moral reasons, the walls in this building are waay too thin for folks to go around exchanging loud passions without disturbing other people, and I want to stay on the good side of my neighbours.
Kiwi-kiwi
24-03-2006, 02:30
-snip- But, I think that it is... well.. not unnatural not to, per se, but think about it. We have sexual organs, crazy hormonal responses, and the chemical makeup in our brains to make relationships and for sex. -snip-
Apparently I don't. <3
But yeah, most people are wired for sex, and I honestly don't understand all the hype tied in with virginity. It honestly doesn't mean much. Yet there's all this crap around about how being a virgin is somehow purer than not being a virgin, and that having sex makes you 'lose your innocence'. Pfft.
Holy Paradise
24-03-2006, 02:31
I'm a 14 year old virgin and proud to be one(Sounds like an oxymoron these days, "A 14 year old virgin" It is a sad state of affairs.)
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 02:31
Could be worse. A showing of American Pie sponsored by the student government of my university was accompanied by said student government handing out free Hostess Apple Pies to any and all comers.
*Waits for Eut to launch into this one ;) *
Well, I like American Pie, but I'm not partial. You might say I'm an international, equal opportunity pie eater. It's always struck me as rather ironic that the source of so many pies is named "Hostess."
( Didn't wanna disappoint ya! ) :D
Desbrozen
24-03-2006, 02:32
Hmm, I'm not sure how to put this, but maybe you should go back to lurking, because that post was well worth the low post count. :)
ETA: Gah, even I don't know what that means. Basically: well said!
Uhm.. Sooo..
Thanks! o_o;
You seem to be trying to say like, "It's okay you have a low post count! It's cause you make a few, thought out posts rather than a lot of short, not-thought out posts! Woo!" O.o;;
Anywho.
I posted that long thing, and then clicked the tab (using Opera) and found myself looking at a different thread, and was scared for a second that I'd posted that in the wrong place. I just forgot I had another thread open while I was wandering this one. >.>;;
Whew.
Holy Paradise
24-03-2006, 02:32
Apparently I don't. <3
But yeah, most people are wired for sex, and I honestly don't understand all the hype tied in with virginity. It honestly doesn't mean much. Yet there's all this crap around about how being a virgin is somehow purer than not being a virgin, and that having sex makes you 'lose your innocence'. Pfft.
It means you're willing to not be with anyone else for your future life-partner. Its a special bond between married people. Really, would you really like it if you got married to someone and found out they've slept with everyone and their dog?
Franberry
24-03-2006, 02:32
Could be worse. A showing of American Pie sponsored by the student government of my university was accompanied by said student government handing out free Hostess Apple Pies to any and all comers.
*Waits for Eut to launch into this one ;) *
I go see a film of my mother being tortured for free pie
Holy Paradise
24-03-2006, 02:33
I'm a 14 year old virgin and proud to be one(Sounds like an oxymoron these days, "A 14 year old virgin" It is a sad state of affairs.)
I keep getting the last post of a page, it sucks.
Holy Paradise
24-03-2006, 02:33
I go see a film of my mother being tortured for free pie
:eek: Whoa...lol
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 02:34
I'm a 14 year old virgin and proud to be one(Sounds like an oxymoron these days, "A 14 year old virgin" It is a sad state of affairs.)
Well, HARDLY! I was a virgin until I was about 23 or so, but boy ... did I make up for lost time! :D
Holy Paradise
24-03-2006, 02:35
Well, HARDLY! I was a virgin until I was about 23 or so, but boy ... did I make up for lost time! :D
lol. But, this isn't meant to be mean, but people were virgins for a lot longer time back then, today its, "You gotta get some man." I'm waiting until I get married, and then...:D
Kiwi-kiwi
24-03-2006, 02:39
It means you're willing to not be with anyone else for your future life-partner. Its a special bond between married people. Really, would you really like it if you got married to someone and found out they've slept with everyone and their dog?
Funny story. I'm waiting on the one person I love romantically to have sex, so we can figure out whether or not we can work out in the long run.
As well, I don't think sex is some special bond between people, let alone just married people. Sex is sex. The special bond between people is what they make it to be, and is based on emotion.
EDIT: Not to mention that if you didn't know anything at all about your spouse's sex life before you got married, there's obviously some bigger issues than pre-get-together promiscuity that need to be worked out.
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 02:40
lol. But, this isn't meant to be mean, but people were virgins for a lot longer time back then, today its, "You gotta get some man." I'm waiting until I get married, and then...:D
Dif'rent strokes for dif'rent folks ... uh ... so to speak. :D
I'm a 14 year old virgin and proud to be one(Sounds like an oxymoron these days, "A 14 year old virgin" It is a sad state of affairs.)
Hate to burst your bubble....but that's not unusual at all. And I say that as someone who was very recently 14.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-03-2006, 02:42
Hate to burst your bubble....but that's not unusual at all. And I say that as someone who was very recently 14.
Thank you! I was seriously starting to despair over the state of today's youth. *limps off with cane*
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 02:42
Funny story. I'm waiting on the one person I love romantically to have sex, so we can figure out whether or not we can work out in the long run.
As well, I don't think sex is some special bond between people, let alone just married people. Sex is sex. The special bond between people is what they make it to be, and is based on emotion.
All too often it is indeed based on emotion, but the very best basis for a lasting relationship is a conscious decision that you and this other person have enough in common to understand each other, but have enough differences to keep life interesting. You can decide to love someone, with all that great emotional stuff almost inevitably following along later.
Smunkeeville
24-03-2006, 02:43
How do you mean by "hurt his feelings"?
he is really young, and the only other people who know about it are trying to "deprogram him" whatever that means, anyway he is really sensitive about the whole thing (as you would expect someone to be anyway, plus his extra stress) and I seem to always say things the wrong way. He is the only transgendered person I have ever met and I am really trying to be a good aunt (you know since his parents are being jerks about it) but at the end of the day I don't understand much about it, don't really know what I think about it, and don't know how the best way to talk to him about it is.
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 02:43
Thank you! I was seriously starting to despair over the state of today's youth. *limps off with cane*
Oh, BROTHER! :rolleyes:
The UN abassadorship
24-03-2006, 02:45
Im not. Although I called it Freedom lovin and for reason cry out "America Rules!" when Im done. But thats just me.
Ladamesansmerci
24-03-2006, 02:47
Im not. Although I called it Freedom lovin and for reason cry out "America Rules!" when Im done. But thats just me.
I have trouble imagining a girl who wouldn't be turned off by the yelling at the very end.
Swansalaunce
24-03-2006, 02:52
My virginity will be my wedding present to my wife (awaits the moans and groans of people everywhere). Well, its like a second wedding ring, at least in my opinion.
Me too!
Holy Paradise
24-03-2006, 02:54
I have trouble imagining a girl who wouldn't be turned off by the yelling at the very end.
Yeah.
-----------------------
A scene from the life of UN Ambassadorship:
Girl: Oh, UN, you're good.
UN Ambassador: Fuck yeah, America rules!
Girl: What the...?! You're freaking crazy.
-----------------------
Then again, I'm jingoistic to, but then again, I'm also a virgin:D
he is really young, and the only other people who know about it are trying to "deprogram him" whatever that means, anyway he is really sensitive about the whole thing (as you would expect someone to be anyway, plus his extra stress) and I seem to always say things the wrong way. He is the only transgendered person I have ever met and I am really trying to be a good aunt (you know since his parents are being jerks about it) but at the end of the day I don't understand much about it, don't really know what I think about it, and don't know how the best way to talk to him about it is.
Oh dear..."deprogramming" is probably the worst thing they could do, all it's likely to do is increase the feelings of self hate and worthlessness.
I think the best thing you could probably do would be if you just made sure he knew you were OK with it (even if you aren't, he needs some support from somewhere), and just talk with him about it. Let him know it's difficult for you as well, because you don't really understand it.
If you're interested in reading into it the Wiki article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgender) might be a good place to start. Gives a good overview of the basics.
Knights Kyre Elaine
24-03-2006, 02:54
my mom had me and my older brother and sister while she was on birth control.
I used to believe that when I was 12 but by the time I was 21 I realized that people only say that when they had used no form of birth control whatsoever.
They have a choice telling their children they were miracles or acts of stupidity.
Most everyone chooses miracles.
Bodies Without Organs
24-03-2006, 02:56
Virgin? No.
Truth to tell, though, I ain't had sex in literally years.
I used to believe that when I was 12 but by the time I was 21 I realized that people only say that when they had used no form of birth control whatsoever.
They have a choice telling their children they were miracles or acts of stupidity.
Most everyone chooses miracles.
Was she on antibotics?
Virgin....who knows... Butt nope. XD
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-03-2006, 02:58
Oh, BROTHER! :rolleyes:
What?
I used to believe that when I was 12 but by the time I was 21 I realized that people only say that when they had used no form of birth control whatsoever.
They have a choice telling their children they were miracles or acts of stupidity.
Most everyone chooses miracles.
Exactly.
If you had a kid on birth control you’re either lying or you did something wrong.
Smunkeeville
24-03-2006, 02:59
Oh dear..."deprogramming" is probably the worst thing they could do, all it's likely to do is increase the feelings of self hate and worthlessness.
I think the best thing you could probably do would be if you just made sure he knew you were OK with it (even if you aren't, he needs some support from somewhere), and just talk with him about it. Let him know it's difficult for you as well, because you don't really understand it.
If you're interested in reading into it the Wiki article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transgender) might be a good place to start. Gives a good overview of the basics.
He asked me the other day what I thought about "it" and I said "I don't know, but what I do know is that your parents are assholes, and I love you and you can always talk to me about anything"
My husband said that was an okay response, but I am not sure. I don't want to lie to him about what I think about it, but I really don't know. I will read up on it though and try to figure that out for next time I talk to him.
Yeah.
-----------------------
A scene from the life of UN Ambassadorship:
Girl: Oh, UN, you're good.
UN Ambassador: Fuck yeah, America rules!
Girl: What the...?! You're freaking crazy.
-----------------------
Then again, I'm jingoistic to, but then again, I'm also a virgin:D
ROFL!
Holy Paradise
24-03-2006, 03:07
ROFL!
I should do a thread on a day in his life.
Adjacent to Belarus
24-03-2006, 03:08
Yes, indeed. And I will remain one indefinitely - partially by choice (for now), but mostly by circumstance. I hope when (if?... nah) I feel ready and willing to have sex, my situation will be a little less completely devoid of oppurtunity, at least...
I am. But it's not gonna last long, my girlfriend wants to have sex so I figure why not.
I am. But it's not gonna last long, my girlfriend wants to have sex so I figure why not.
Just remember to keep it wrapped up.
Canuckastinians
24-03-2006, 03:16
Okay, I make too much of a big deal about my appearence. But really, I'm never going to be in the centrefold of Playboy, or even the back cover of the local lingerie catelog. Looks aren't everything, but being drop dead gorgeous looks kind of fun.
Yes you did, ;) , But forgiven. I make it a job to dissect peoples self-analysises.. (Sp?)
3- I brush my hair, but it never listens. It's actually got a mind of it's own.
Ah.. So my hair finally has a kindred partner somewhere... I have no advice.. I just grew mine long and it became an afro on it's own.
6- I wasn't either, untill I started high school. Apperently everyone who's anyone wears pants that are at least two inches too long. But I've grown alot since I last went pants shopping, and I don't have enough money too go again soon, so I'm doomed to dorkdom.
Hmmm... So your school is completely different from mine... Or at least, girls are supposed to wear more revealing clothing.
7- I'm too cheap and too picky. Besides, I like my shoes. It's just that potential mates don't.
If you like them, keep them, Other people shouldn't judge.
And hey, if you solve the problem of short pants, you could cover the shoes :p
8- Yes, it is. Singing is almost as fun as bragging about singing.
Ever so true, even though I cannot sing to save my life.
9- Apperently I'm too pushy with my beliefs. Most people in my school can't even name the PM, and I'm shouting some political slogan at them every oppertunity.
Ah well..... Try not to push your beliefs on others... I'm sure you overstated yourself again, as I couldn't imagine you running around chanting political slogans.
Again, Always feel good about yourself. It's worth it.
The Dark Flame Dragon
24-03-2006, 03:17
Well I am a virgin for the moment it will definattly not last that's a fact just waiting for my mom to leave the house for a day or two so I can have the place to my self and then bye bye virginity:gundge: :sniper:
Holy Paradise
24-03-2006, 03:18
Well I am a virgin for the moment it will definattly not last that's a fact just waiting for my mom to leave the house for a day or two so I can have the place to my self and then bye bye virginity:gundge: :sniper:
:eek:
The Gate Builders
24-03-2006, 03:18
If you're left alone, Chuck Norris will take your virginity.
Yes, and I plan to remain so for the rest of my life. If only to spite Simonist. :p
Seriously, however, the likelihood of finding a willing partner is exponentially low. To say nothing of finding one of whom I approve. I'm proud to be a cynic™. ;)
The Dark Flame Dragon
24-03-2006, 03:19
:eek:
ok then
The UN abassadorship
24-03-2006, 03:19
I have trouble imagining a girl who wouldn't be turned off by the yelling at the very end.
actually, they find it a big turn on
The Dark Flame Dragon
24-03-2006, 03:20
If you're left alone, Chuck Norris will take your virginity.
you are one sick person
The UN abassadorship
24-03-2006, 03:21
-----------------------
A scene from the life of UN Ambassadorship:
Girl: Oh, UN, you're good.
UN Ambassador: Fuck yeah, America rules!
Girl: What the...?! You're freaking crazy.
-----------------------
HEY! That only happened once. I was trying to forget about that time, thanks.
The Gate Builders
24-03-2006, 03:21
It's true. He takes everyone's virginity.
New Ausha
24-03-2006, 03:23
No need to worry! Guys, thier is always the lotion bottle, girls, well...you know.
The UN abassadorship
24-03-2006, 03:25
No need to worry! Guys, thier is always the lotion bottle, girls, well...you know.
I dont follow
The Gate Builders
24-03-2006, 03:25
I dont follow
GOOD.
*shudder*
It's true. He takes everyone's virginity.
We are talking about the Chuck here. The only man in history to lose his virginity before his father.
Kiwi-kiwi
24-03-2006, 03:27
I dont follow
5-knuckle shuffle!
... I'm sorry. It's just that that's one of my favourite euphemisms ever. For some reason.
The Gate Builders
24-03-2006, 03:28
We are talking about the Chuck here. The only man in history to lose his virginity before his father.
Really, the only !!!!MAN!!!! in history.
If you're left alone, Chuck Norris will take your virginity.
Actually, as soon as you turn 18, the IRS screws you over, virgin or no.... :D
(couldn't resist, sorry)
Iztatepopotla
24-03-2006, 03:28
Well I am a virgin for the moment it will definattly not last that's a fact just waiting for my mom to leave the house for a day or two so I can have the place to my self and then bye bye virginity:gundge: :sniper:
Day or two? Really, all you need is about 15 minutes :D
The Gate Builders
24-03-2006, 03:28
Actually, as soon as you turn 18, the IRS screws you over, virgin or no.... :D
(couldn't resist, sorry)
Who the hell do you think runs the IRS?
Who the hell do you think runs the IRS?
Oh. Yeah..... pwned.
/goes off to wank dolefully in corner by himself/
The Gate Builders
24-03-2006, 03:31
Oh. Yeah..... pwned.
/goes off to wank dolefully in corner by himself/
Wank dolefully?
Real men don't react to life.
Day or two? Really, all you need is about 15 minutes :D
Fuck, i could be done in two.
Who the hell do you think runs the IRS?
My God, now it all makes sense. The unprecedented power, the guilty until proven innocent policy, the immunity from oversight. The politicians weren’t greedy and irresponsible, they just couldn’t refuse the righteous might of Chuck Norris.
The Gate Builders
24-03-2006, 03:33
Pay your taxes or Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face and/or crotch.
Rickvaria
24-03-2006, 03:35
I am not a virgin, but am in a monogamous, 28 1/2 month relationship with the girl that I gave my virginity to. Personally, I don't think marriage matters all that much in terms of giving yourself away, but I certainly believe that you had better use your best damn judgement before you have sex for the first time.
I am, by baptism, a Lutheran, but my current religious beliefs reflect a mix of Judeo-Christian, Taoist and Buddhist beliefs. So, without a doubt, religion had little if anything to do with my values when it comes to pre-marital sex. If I have children, my message to them about sexual intercourse will simply be: you don't have to be celebate until marriage, but when you do lose your virginity, give it to someone who truly deserves it, because it is a precious gift.
Perhaps one of the biggest reasons I don't think marriage matters is because of the high divorce rate: at the rate we're going, you can wait until marriage all you like but that person might not be the one you'll be with for life. It's a sad fact, yes.
I live with my girlfriend and her and I have discussed marriage very seriously before. We are "unofficially engaged". I am very content that I gave my virginity to her, and she gave hers to me. We are, I think, a credit to the idea that waiting until marriage isn't always necessary, but that it's advisable to make sure it's the right person (we didn't have sex until almost 22 months into our relationship).
Peace be with you all.
Wank dolefully?
Real men don't react to life.
I'm not a "real man". I'm a real Hyper-Energy Nexus encased in a metal body of unprecented power and evil, corrupting everyone I focus my lazer vision on to join me in my quest for multiversal domination and eventual destruction.
That said... nevermind. :p
I am not a virgin, but am in a monogamous, 28 1/2 month relationship with the girl that I gave my virginity to.
I find your monogomy both amusing and disgusting.
The Gate Builders
24-03-2006, 03:38
I'm not a "real man". I'm a real Hyper-Energy Nexus encased in a metal body of unprecented power and evil, corrupting everyone I focus my lazer vision on to join me in my quest for multiversal domination and eventual destruction.
That said... nevermind. :p
Chuck Norris is better.
Kiwi-kiwi
24-03-2006, 03:42
-snip- If I have children, my message to them about sexual intercourse will simply be: you don't have to be celebate until marriage, but when you do lose your virginity, give it to someone who truly deserves it, because it is a precious gift. -snip-
See, I don't understand how virginity is a 'precious gift' or anything. Maybe it's just the lack of sexuality in me, but I really don't get it.
However, I do support people thinking before they have sex, whether it's their first time or no. Take time, get to know your lover, get yourself and your lover tested for STDs... All that jazz.
Dorksonia
24-03-2006, 03:45
I'm not a virgin. I am married. But I was a virgin until I got married. And sex is good. Some people have the wackiest ideas.
Chuck Norris is better.
Niet. Built-in .22 armour-piercing turrets @ 786 mph and heat seeking missile launchers @ 2,800 mph > roundhouse kick @ 216 mph.
The Gate Builders
24-03-2006, 03:51
Fool! If you merely look at Chuck Norris you die. His penis trains special forces! He can fire a six-shooter seven times! His beard can call taxis! His skin is made of ubersteel! He can catch bullets! He can impregnate men! He killed God! He raped Texas! He eats baby seals!Chuck Norris once held an anti-government protest in Washington. At the news, the government was so terrified that it disbanded immediately and declared Chuck the new President!
I am immortal and cannot die.
Also, if I so choose, being the Ruler of the Multiverse I can simply rip a hole in the space-time continuum around Chuck Norris, in such a way that he would have never existed and would be propelled through K-space into alternate dimensions, his molecules re-assembled as a Vindicator II Star Destroyer. :p
I am immortal and cannot die.
Also, if I so choose, being the Ruler of the Multiverse I can simply rip a hole in the space-time continuum around Chuck Norris, in such a way that he would have never existed and would be propelled through K-space into alternate dimensions, his molecules re-assembled as a Vindicator II Star Destroyer. :p
O.o Chuck Norris will take your virginity for saying that!
The Gate Builders
24-03-2006, 04:00
Poor Czardas.
God is Chuck's go-to guy.
Once Chuck became the Vindicator II Star Destroyer, he would immediately reassemble himself, use his outsize genitalia to choke you to death, and make you clean up the blood from his repeated roundhouses. He would then make you pregnant with David Hasselhof.
Eutrusca
24-03-2006, 04:02
What?
*limps off with cane*
You think you old? As IF! I give an entirely new meaning to the word "old!" :D
Poor Czardas.
God is Chuck's go-to guy.
Once Chuck became the Vindicator II Star Destroyer, he would immediately reassemble himself, use his outsize genitalia to choke you to death, and make you clean up the blood from his repeated roundhouses. He would then make you pregnant with David Hasselhof.
Well, actually, he wouldn't, because I personally control all Vindicator II Star Destroyers. Therefore, before he could react, I would press the "self-destruct" button, which propels 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tonnes of explosives direct from my Death Star Mk. XXVII onto the unfortuante target. This would shake up Chucky long enough for me to seize a leaf from his book and administer a sound Spinning Hook to the face at such velocities that it will shatter his ubersteel skin and possibly even draw pure mercury (as we all know Chuck has no blood).
The Gate Builders
24-03-2006, 04:11
Chuck is impervious to all damage. Your attempts at hand-to-hand combat would simply be met with him roundhousing you whilst Jesus smashes a chair over you skull. Chuck would invite God to help him beat the living shit out of you.
Peechland
24-03-2006, 04:11
*looks at the poll*
Man are there some liars in this forum.
HeyRelax
24-03-2006, 04:21
I think the whole thing about non-virginity as a status symbol is overrated.
I'm not a virgin, but..I'm not much of a non-virgin. As great as sex is, it's way overrated in terms of how important it should be to your life, and you certainly shouldn't stigmatize virginity or non-virginity. Whether or not and how often and with whom you have sex is a personal thing that's nobody else's business, and that you shouldn't make anybody else's business.
I'd respect a man who refuses to manipulate women into sex and thus is a virgin a lot more than a person who lies to women and has lots of sex. Honesty is far more manly than virility, in my book.
The stigma is even worse for women, especially young women. Women who choose to have sex are labelled 'sluts' or 'easy' and respected less, and women who don't get a reputation of not being a good date. You're damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Anti-Social Darwinism
24-03-2006, 05:22
I haven't been for forty years now. Unless it can grow back from lack of sex.
Curious Inquiry
24-03-2006, 06:01
. . . too lazy to read the whole thread . . .
"Sir! Yes, Sir! In my left ear, Sir!"
My apologies if this has already been posted.
Soviet Haaregrad
24-03-2006, 06:15
You're wedding present to your wife will be shit sex?
Here honey, have 5 boring minutes followed by 3 hours of crying.
Demented Hamsters
24-03-2006, 06:19
Are you a virgin?
Not yet. But I am trying.
Sarkhaan
24-03-2006, 06:59
. . . too lazy to read the whole thread . . .
"Sir! Yes, Sir! In my left ear, Sir!"
My apologies if this has already been posted.
CI FTW! And other semirandom letters!
Copiosa Scotia
24-03-2006, 07:52
I accidentally picked the wrong option. The question was trickier than I thought. :(
No. I'm not virgin. I'm taurus...
Kreitzmoorland
24-03-2006, 08:51
not solves, lessens the chance
meet my 4 year old (condom)
and my 2 year old (condom and birth control)Honestly, you must be doing something wrong. Birth control only works if you're very consistant.
Strobovia
24-03-2006, 09:04
*sigh* yes I am...:(
Heretichia
24-03-2006, 09:34
Heh... I'm not a virgin and damn glad so... I wouldn't miss a chance to fuck my girlfriend... bah!
And if you claim to wait for the right person, you might end up waiting forever. Better to find someone and make him/her the right choice for you.
Oh, and experience is cool to have too, after my girlfiends previous boyfriends I'm like a stallion and boy, does that flatter your ego? :D
Heretichia
24-03-2006, 09:36
:eek: And just how did this thread evolve into yet another chuck norris referendum?
Shortsdom
24-03-2006, 10:15
Exactly.
If you had a kid on birth control you’re either lying or you did something wrong.
Dont mean to be rude, but no form of birth control is 100% effective with the exception of abstinance.
Im 20 nearly 21 and happily a virgin, and will wait until i meet the women who I marry.
Dont mean to be rude, but no form of birth control is 100% effective with the exception of abstinance.
Im 20 nearly 21 and happily a virgin, and will wait until i meet the women who I marry.This is incorrect. Sterilization will do the job just as well.
Shortsdom
24-03-2006, 10:21
This is incorrect. Sterilization will do the job just as well.
Ok good Call, but as a method of birth control its a kinda final no going back option!
Heretichia
24-03-2006, 10:23
Dont mean to be rude, but no form of birth control is 100% effective with the exception of abstinance.
Well, a combination of sterilization, condom, pill would be 99,9% effective, which is certainly within the limits of reason, add "safe" periods to that and you'll lower the risk even more. And in case everything fails(which it won't), there's always the morning after pill. That makes this a 100% effective... but it's a hazzle and I would think most people would take their chanses and just have sex and hope for the best... oh, and complete removal of the woumb I would deem a 100% effective too... just a thought...
Nerotika
24-03-2006, 10:46
...ummm what does Other mean in this situation? Also...see I was going to do that whole saving it for my wife thing but...(Ahh memories of being drunk...and high...none of those hard drugs though, crack and coke are for retards...mmmm marijuana)
Slackrovia
24-03-2006, 11:15
Yes.
I'm sorry to be intrusive, but i find this fascinating. Are you saying that if you got married, you would remain a virgin? Does this mean abstaining completely from any level of physical intimancy or would you just avoid the actual deed? Would you make this known in advance or would you just make excuses all the time?
Tropical Sands
24-03-2006, 11:28
It seems to me that the majority of the people who are "waiting until they are married" are single. I don't think that its an active choice they make in spite of their great relationships. They would be virgins even if they wanted sex, because they aren't in the relationships where it would come up. Particularly the men who are waiting/not getting any.
It's just sour grapes.
Tropical Sands
24-03-2006, 11:31
=Shortsdom Dont mean to be rude, but no form of birth control is 100% effective with the exception of abstinance.
Im 20 nearly 21 and happily a virgin, and will wait until i meet the women who I marry.
People seem to forget that abortion is, by definition, a method of birth control. I'd venture to say that abortions are 100% effective.
Pure Metal
24-03-2006, 11:46
i am a virgin, yes.
not by choice... just sorta happened that way. not really that fussed *shrugs*
Nerotika
24-03-2006, 11:50
i am a virgin, yes.
not by choice... just sorta happened that way. not really that fussed *shrugs*
now that...is a sad story. you know what would make it sadder...if you were about to die. man I am tearing up here....:(
Lunatic Goofballs
24-03-2006, 11:51
I'm not a virgin.
To all those virgins out there: I hold sex in very high regard. It's great stuff. But I hold individuality in even higher regard. Make up your own mind when you're ready. There's no rush.
Pure Metal
24-03-2006, 11:57
now that...is a sad story. you know what would make it sadder...if you were about to die. man I am tearing up here....:(
maybe i am :eek:
i suppose the 'sad' part is i'm almost 21 now. but i really don't mind as i've never been one for 'going out on the pull' or wanting to get laid... i've always been far more interested in actual decent relationships, and seeing how i'm only just in one now (and never before) that kinda explains it. as i say, just what happened largely due to my own choices. i don't regret those choices (as they've lead me here and to my girlfriend, who i love :fluffle: :))
Nerotika
24-03-2006, 12:00
maybe i am :eek:
i suppose the 'sad' part is i'm almost 21 now. but i really don't mind as i've never been one for 'going out on the pull' or wanting to get laid... i've always been far more interested in actual decent relationships, and seeing how i'm only just in one now (and never before) that kinda explains it. as i say, just what happened largely due to my own choices. i don't regret those choices (as they've lead me here and to my girlfriend, who i love :fluffle: :))
that was deep...but its not like im saying sex makes a relationship...after all my Ex-girlfried didn`t even give out a kiss but we got along great. Then I disided I would have more fun without her.
The Half-Hidden
24-03-2006, 12:57
All you did was call corporations greedy? Light weight.
Try denouncing every major religion whenever possible, in Texas. Now that’s some fun shit.
Surely Texans for the most part would be tolerant or even enthusiastic about Islamophobia, anti-Semitism, etc?
I'm a 14 year old virgin and proud to be one(Sounds like an oxymoron these days, "A 14 year old virgin" It is a sad state of affairs.)
I find the fact that you're a right-wing nut at such an age to be more scary!
Anyway, it's not unusual to be a virgin at 14. Most of your peers just make shit up about their "experiences" (read: fantasies).
It means you're willing to not be with anyone else for your future life-partner. Its a special bond between married people. Really, would you really like it if you got married to someone and found out they've slept with everyone and their dog?
This is ushc ridiculous thinking. Why does everything have to be extreme? I am a virgin and waiting to find a girl I love, before having sex, but to wait until marriage is crazy, as well as pragmatically inadvisable. Just because one isn't a virgin on their wedding day doesn't mean that they're into one-night stands.
lol. But, this isn't meant to be mean, but people were virgins for a lot longer time back then, today its, "You gotta get some man."
How do you know it wasn't always like that?
Well I am a virgin for the moment it will definattly not last that's a fact just waiting for my mom to leave the house for a day or two so I can have the place to my self and then bye bye virginity:gundge: :sniper:
You're going to shoot yourself in the groin?
No need to worry! Guys, thier is always the lotion bottle, girls, well...you know.
It's OK, you can say it. This forum is more tolerant of x-rated phrases than most.
It seems to me that the majority of the people who are "waiting until they are married" are single. I don't think that its an active choice they make in spite of their great relationships. They would be virgins even if they wanted sex, because they aren't in the relationships where it would come up. Particularly the men who are waiting/not getting any.
Why single out men?
Carisbrooke
24-03-2006, 12:59
I am a virgin..I lied in the poll.
My three children where all by divine intervention and I never did have sex at all, never, nope. Don't even know what it is........
:rolleyes:
I am a virgin..I lied in the poll.
My three children where all by divine intervention and I never did have sex at all, never, nope. Don't even know what it is........
:rolleyes:Again, details would be appreciated...:p
Carisbrooke
24-03-2006, 13:02
Again, details would be appreciated...:p
I don't know what you mean....................:rolleyes:
I am innocent and without carnal thought or knowledge...'onest.
He asked me the other day what I thought about "it" and I said "I don't know, but what I do know is that your parents are assholes, and I love you and you can always talk to me about anything"
My husband said that was an okay response, but I am not sure. I don't want to lie to him about what I think about it, but I really don't know. I will read up on it though and try to figure that out for next time I talk to him.
That's not a bad response really. I think it's important that he knows he can talk to you. You know, the suicide rate for transgendered people under the age of 30 is 50% (i.e. 1/2 of transgendered people will kill themselves by the age of 30), so it's really important that under all the pressure from his parents he has somebody to talk to openly.
If you want to talk about it then my TG box is always open :)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-03-2006, 19:32
That's not a bad response really. I think it's important that he knows he can talk to you. You know, the suicide rate for transgendered people under the age of 30 is 50% (i.e. 1/2 of transgendered people will kill themselves by the age of 30), so it's really important that under all the pressure from his parents he has somebody to talk to openly.
Oh my God, that's horrible. I'm speechless.
[NS]Errinundera
24-03-2006, 19:32
I'm a born again virgin
Oh my God, that's horrible. I'm speechless.
Well, yeah, you can blame our amazing, modern, embracing society for that one...
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-03-2006, 19:50
Well, yeah, you can blame our amazing, modern, embracing society for that one...
Yeah, I guess so...
This may be the stupidest question ever, but do you think the success of Jeffrey Eugenides' "Middlesex" has done anything for changing public views/discussion/awareness?
Yeah, I guess so...
This may be the stupidest question ever, but do you think the success of Jeffrey Eugenides' "Middlesex" has done anything for changing public views/discussion/awareness?
I'm afraid I don't know what that is (other than a county in England)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
24-03-2006, 19:56
I'm afraid I don't know what that is (other than a county in England)
Heh. It's a book. (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0747561621/qid=1143226436/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/026-9777575-6470824) A very successful one, to boot (well, probably not Stephen King territory but you know what I mean).
But yeah, I guess your post already answers my question. Too bad.
It's a really good book, too, IMHO.
Heh. It's a book. (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0747561621/qid=1143226436/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/026-9777575-6470824) A very successful one, to boot (well, probably not Stephen King territory but you know what I mean).
But yeah, I guess your post already answers my question. Too bad.
It's a really good book, too, IMHO.
Ah, right thanks, that looks pretty cool. Might have to check it out
Harlesburg
25-03-2006, 13:24
My virginity will be my wedding present to my wife (awaits the moans and groans of people everywhere). Well, its like a second wedding ring, at least in my opinion.
What you are going to let her sodomise you?o_O
I am giving mine to Jesus.
Dinaverg
26-03-2006, 01:27
Honestly, you must be doing something wrong. Birth control only works if you're very consistant.
Not necessarily, with a condom, that's about 97%, so there'd be fertilization about 3 out of every hundred times, and then about a half or 2/3 fail to implant, so one of the hundred would make it there. Condom and birth control, about 9 of every ten thousand would fertilize, 3 of which might implant...She could just be have lots and lots of sex *shrug*
Of course. Who would have sex with me? I mean, I have virtually no breasts, skin as pale as skim milk, messy hair, dark undereye circles, a long nose, short pants, dirty shoes, ridiculous political ideals, good grades, quite a lovely singing voice, an interest in poetry, questionable musical tastes, and a love of theatre.
*raises hand*
Cervixia Vinnland
26-03-2006, 01:38
Nope, although I was I still were one sometimes...
No, I prefer to stay out of that entirely. No offense to any child that may be reading this message.
*takes offense*
Zolworld
20-05-2006, 18:10
Not necessarily, with a condom, that's about 97%, so there'd be fertilization about 3 out of every hundred times, and then about a half or 2/3 fail to implant, so one of the hundred would make it there. Condom and birth control, about 9 of every ten thousand would fertilize, 3 of which might implant...She could just be have lots and lots of sex *shrug*
*raises hand*
There isnt fertilization every time you dont use a condom. I think the fertilization rate is about 0.3%, so if you have sex 100 times and the condom fails 3 (down to human error, they only really fail themselves 1 in 1000 times) then there is a less than 1% chance of fertilization. In principle, if you had sex every day using a condom, it would take 45 years before you got pregnant.
Nope, although I was I still were one sometimes...
Agreed. I feel quite dirty after reading about all you lovely, pure people.
Thanks for that... You buggers.
Sleyherion
20-05-2006, 18:21
I voted no, but it should have been yes. I've sinned. I'll wait till I find a girl I want to get married to before I go blow it.
Dinaverg
20-05-2006, 18:24
There isnt fertilization every time you dont use a condom. I think the fertilization rate is about 0.3%, so if you have sex 100 times and the condom fails 3 (down to human error, they only really fail themselves 1 in 1000 times) then there is a less than 1% chance of fertilization. In principle, if you had sex every day using a condom, it would take 45 years before you got pregnant.
Why only one time a day?
Yootopia
20-05-2006, 18:38
There isnt fertilization every time you dont use a condom. I think the fertilization rate is about 0.3%, so if you have sex 100 times and the condom fails 3 (down to human error, they only really fail themselves 1 in 1000 times) then there is a less than 1% chance of fertilization. In principle, if you had sex every day using a condom, it would take 45 years before you got pregnant.
Indeed, and that's assuming that your partner had their period every day for some reason.
New Gothland
20-05-2006, 18:40
Nope, lust is my sin.
The Atlantian islands
20-05-2006, 19:47
Yes, I havnt engade in sex yet.
I dont feel that its really bad, so to speak, and I have been presented with the chance multiple times, but for some reason I just havnt done it.
Somethings saying, "not yet" and I'm not sure why. :confused:
Neo Kervoskia
20-05-2006, 19:48
Mentally, I've fucked countless people. Physically, nay.