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Furry things

Insensate Minds II
23-03-2006, 21:34
If you bit something furry and your mouth was full of fur, how would you get the fur out?
Potarius
23-03-2006, 21:35
Eating Tribbles now, are we? I should smack you.
Safalra
23-03-2006, 21:37
If you bit something furry and your mouth was full of fur, how would you get the fur out?
Find something that eats fur, and then put that in your mouth. Like lice.
Neo Kervoskia
23-03-2006, 21:37
Set fire to your mouth.
Notaxia
23-03-2006, 21:38
My life problems are so simple compared to yours!
Utracia
23-03-2006, 21:44
Spit it out. Use a toothpick to get any leftovers between my teeth. Hack up any strands I accidently swallowed.

This thread is quite odd...
JuNii
23-03-2006, 21:45
If you bit something furry and your mouth was full of fur, how would you get the fur out?
ok, that's more Information about you that I really didn't want to know... :eek:
Turquoise Days
23-03-2006, 21:45
If you bit something furry and your mouth was full of fur, how would you get the fur out?
Are you going to elaborate, and do we want to know?
*eyes suspiciously*
Curious Inquiry
23-03-2006, 21:47
Given the proverbial number of ways to skin a cat, if you have this problem, it's your own fault.
Upper Botswavia
23-03-2006, 21:49
Bleah bleah bleah.

That was me, pushing imaginary fur out of my mouth with my tongue.

So, ummm... do we want to KNOW what it was you were doing that got your mouth full of fur in the first place?

Probably we don't. Forget I mentioned it.
Drunk commies deleted
23-03-2006, 21:53
If you bit something furry and your mouth was full of fur, how would you get the fur out?
Discreetely pick it out with your fingers while you keep pleasuring her with the other hand.
Carnivorous Lickers
23-03-2006, 21:57
Discreetely pick it out with your fingers while you keep pleasuring her with the other hand.

Ha! You beat me to it!

I dont mind fur in my mouth, as long as its still attached on the other end.
Lunatic Goofballs
23-03-2006, 21:59
He beat me to it too. :(
Megaloria
23-03-2006, 22:00
Take it like a man and swallow. Wait, that doesn't sound right.
Fleckenstein
23-03-2006, 22:42
Take it like a man and swallow. Wait, that doesn't sound right.
depends on what's being swallowed
Splang
24-03-2006, 11:31
I like this thread. I go, "Yeeeuuuuuurgh!" and pull a funny face.
Insensate Minds II
26-03-2006, 13:21
And i forgot to mention that the fur is made of ice.
Philosopy
26-03-2006, 13:51
Well, set your mouth on fire then, and the ice will melt out.
Peisandros
26-03-2006, 14:33
Well, set your mouth on fire then, and the ice will melt out.
Setting your mouth on fire is the logical answer. I agree.
Fleckenstein
26-03-2006, 15:18
And i forgot to mention that the fur is made of ice.

oh, now you tell us.

its easy then. use a blowtorch.
Eutrusca
26-03-2006, 15:23
Eating Tribbles now, are we? I should smack you.
Give them to the Klingons! :D
Haerodonia
26-03-2006, 15:37
If you bit something furry and your mouth was full of fur, how would you get the fur out?

Um... throw up?