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What's the funniest thing you've ever seen?

Team America - world police.

"fuck you hans brix, inspect that you butt fucking piece of shit!"

genius.

My life is one giant comedy, with periods of humourus tragedies and the occasional boring day in between.

So I can't think of the funniest thing ever off the top of my head, but right now it was either:
The time we were getting ready before football practice, and someone got soo pissed off at the cd player he chucked it accross the room. That continued for about 3 minutes, then someone decided to throw it in the shower. Then someone took a shower with it.

or...
The time I was in New London, and this random guy off the street comes down onto the docks, and starts swearing to my little sister and my uncle. Then, when the police came in not one, but two police boats and a crusier, he put his hand in his pocket and said.....

I GOT THE KEY! as he held a house key in the air.


Seriously, I could go on forever, and probably make this thread at least 20 pages long by myself.

Sounds rather uneventful.

My life

Ok Mister SmartyPants, what do YOU think is funny?

I got tons more that are way funnier. I just gots to think of them.

Once upon a time there was this fun place, a place known as "Summer Camp". The kids had happy times, singing, danceing, burning there only clothes and blankets for fun. It was perfect. But then, one year, everything changed. An evil new camp director came, and turned the "Best Place Ever" into a Nazi Fun Camp! Aiding her was a fat kid, who, because of some wierd relegious belief, couldn't drink ice tea, but could eat an entire 5 gallon jar of cheese balls and an entire bag of tootsie rolls in one sitting! This kid was mean, at least he thought he was. He bossed everyone around, and runs to his mommie, the discusting cook who cries on her birthday and makes breakfast burritos with fries in it, when he doesn't get his way. One day, the evil fat man goes into his canoe with a nother kid. The cool kids, currently playing a nice game of four square, look towards the lake. What they see is discusting, and quite funny. A young boy with DD's is shirtless in the middle of a lake, with a small child, and the canoe is tipped up towards the little girl ONE AND A HALF WHOLE FEET! This earns him the nickname "Shamu in a Canoe".

A year later, the fat kid has not changed. He still thinks he is mean, and tries to boss people around, and he still eats 5 gallons of cheese balls, and his mom is still a crappy camp cook. One day we decide to prank him, and write "Feed Me" on his forhead. He doesn't notice for THE WHOLE DAY! Even the camp director, the evil nazi who he loves so, laughs her head off. The joyous times are quickly halted when he finally puts down his 4th muffin, and looks in the mirror.

Until next summer...
THE END!

Eddie Murphy Raw was damn hilarious.

Ok Mister SmartyPants, what do YOU think is funny?

I got tons more that are way funnier. I just gots to think of them.
George Carlin is funny.

Monty Python. Nothing beats it. ever.