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He's been here a while folks- created some... memorable... threads, stirred up the hive and like the Duracell bunny, just keeps on going!

He stresses he's not a puppet, he cries that he is only telling thruth, and be damned if you cross him :p

So, who is he? :eek:

Answers/theories/puppet names- list away!

Donald Rumsfeld.

My theory is that he is Romulus Os.

Banduria! :p

Banduria! :p
He's Czardas!? :eek:

Only one possible answer.

http://www.wma.com/bill_cosby/imgs/BILL%20COSBY_1.JPG

Banduria! :p
Damn, beat me to it.

He's been here a while folks- created some... memorable... threads, stirred up the hive and like the Duracell bunny, just keeps on going!

He stresses he's not a puppet, he cries that he is only telling thruth, and be damned if you cross him :p

So, who is he? :eek:

Answers/theories/puppet names- list away!

Well, i haven't (thankfully) seen hide nor hair of Andrew Dice "not at all amusing, intelligent or talented" Clay for a decade...

Well, i haven't (thankfully) seen hide nor hair of Andrew Dice "not at all amusing, intelligent or talented" Clay for a decade...
Hickory Dickery Dock We're winning the war in Iraq!

He's Czardas!? :eek:
Of course... notice that we're never online at precisely the same time!

But, oh wait... I'm never online at precisely the same time as Katganistan! Or Kanabia! Or [violet]! Or Tink! Or Smokey the NSer! I MUST BE ALL OF THEM! PH33R MY 1337 SK1LLZ!!!1111

Hickory Dickery Dock We're winning the war in Iraq!

Wait a second, did someone say that they opened Barry Goldwater's grave and all they found was a piece of paper with the link to NS General written on it?!!!

Okay...okay...this is far out, but hear me out here:

Idiotic statements

Incoherant spelling

Vagueness

Criticism of Liberals and denouncing anyone who criticises Bush

Thinks Iraq was entirely justified

I give you:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/Skinny87/Bush.jpg

I'd have said Oceandrive is having a laugh.

I'm guessing David Irving. Yesterday he denied that the My Lai massacre never took place, I'm guessing he's working up to full Holocaust denial.

Does anyone else notice that it's only in the past few days that he has become über-conservative? A week or two ago he was arguing for a myriad of liberal positions, and he once claimed to be Muslim as well.

Okay...okay...this is far out, but hear me out here:

Idiotic statements

Incoherant spelling

Vagueness

Criticism of Liberals and denouncing anyone who criticises Bush

Thinks Iraq was entirely justified

I give you:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/Skinny87/Bush.jpg
I think we've got a winner.

Of course... notice that we're never online at precisely the same time!

But, oh wait... I'm never online at precisely the same time as Katganistan! Or Kanabia! Or [violet]! Or Tink! Or Smokey the NSer! I MUST BE ALL OF THEM! PH33R MY 1337 SK1LLZ!!!1111
He does have youe arrogance and sleek style, so it seems only logical that it's you. Either that or it's PM.

He's a puppet of Hotrodia.

What about Rotovia having a reeeally long laugh?

Darwinianstan. Which is, I know, not an especially exciting speculation.

I'll agree with both Skinny and Nureonia and say that Bill Cosby and Bush take turns with the account. That's why some posts are idiotic, and the rest just don't make any sense whatsoever.

Incoherant spelling

O rly?

O rly?

Dang it!

I was....mimicking his...spelling style...?

*Runs*

He's just a troll that enjoys watching "liberals" get spun up when he spouts off right-wing nonsense. He feeds off these kinds of threads.

He does have youe arrogance and sleek style, so it seems only logical that it's you. Either that or it's PM.
Better—it's a shared account between me, PM, Banduria, George W. Bush, Bill Cosby, Rotovia, the obligatory HotRodia, and OceanDrive! :eek:

Dang it!

I was....mimicking his...spelling style...?

*Runs*
You can run, but you cannot hide. :)

Better—it's a shared account between me, PM, Banduria, George W. Bush, Bill Cosby, Rotovia, the obligatory HotRodia, and OceanDrive! :eek:

No, it's Chuck Norris' non-union Mexican counterpart, Carlos. Oh, wait...

So here's what we have...


BILL COSBY<------>BUSH---
| |
| |
| DARWINIANSTAN
---->HOTRODIA--->BANDURIA |
| |
| |
--------->JESUSSAVES--|

No, it's Chuck Norris' non-union Mexican counterpart, Carlos. Oh, wait...
You mean there's a difference? :eek:

But who is Bush's puppet?

So here's what we have...


BILL COSBY<------>BUSH---
| |
| |
| DARWINIANSTAN
---->HOTRODIA--->BANDURIA |
| |
| |
--------->JESUSSAVES--|


Hmmm. A political Jesussaves..... interesting *strokes chin* interesting...

So here's what we have...


BILL COSBY<------>BUSH---
| |
| |
| DARWINIANSTAN
---->HOTRODIA--->BANDURIA |
| |
| |
--------->JESUSSAVES--|


You're missing out the reverse vampires. Or have they gotten to you too? Traitor!

So here's what we have...


BILL COSBY<------>BUSH---
| |
| |
| DARWINIANSTAN
---->HOTRODIA--->BANDURIA |
| |
| |
--------->JESUSSAVES--|

You forgot me, OceanDrive, Rotovia, and Pure Metal. Where do we come in?


omgwtf I didn't write anything in white text. You were expecting me to, weren't you? F00ls.

You mean there's a difference? :eek:

If Chuck Norris IS Chuck Norris' non-union Mexican counterpart, then who's the regular Chuck Norris?

:eek:

RICHARD GERE! It's Richard Gere! Gere is Abassadorship! It all makes sense now!

The truth is out there, hidden, jesus, loves you, all work, and no: play (makes) jack a {dull} "boy".

Just a sad and confused young man who has been corrupted by crazy people of the right who say that My Lai was not a massacre and that the Holocaust was overblown. We should feel sympathy for UN Abassadorship and try to get him to understand how his belief of history is COMPLETLEY inaccurate.

Damn! And I was just building a Temple of UN Abassodorship... Gathered memorable quotes and all. He's becoming too popular now. :(
*It's back to serving Scott Baio for me*

Oh, yes, my guess... I have been waiting for the ultimate line for some time now... he has potential to come up with another "you cannot even spell parrot". That's why I thought it is JesusSaves...(Drunk Commies, was it..?)

The truth is out there, hidden, jesus, loves you, all work, and no: play (makes) jack a {dull} "boy".
Um.......yes.

Just a sad and confused young man who has been corrupted by crazy people of the right who say that My Lai was not a massacre and that the Holocaust was overblown. We should feel sympathy for UN Abassadorship and try to get him to understand how his belief of history is COMPLETLEY inaccurate.
Must...resist...urge...to be...a spell..ing...nazi...

Damn! And I was just building a Temple of UN Abassodorship... Gathered memorable quotes and all. He's becoming too popular now. :(


Build a temple to me and I will let you have the honour of being my first sacrifice. :)

Damn, beat me to it.
:D
www.hlj.me.uk/banduria.jpg ;)

You forgot me, OceanDrive, Rotovia, and Pure Metal. Where do we come in?



nobody ever suspects little ol' me... mwuhahahahaha!! :cool:

I used to think he was real, but now he's just someone taking the piss. No-one can be that blockheaded and still type coherently while making no sense. Notice he hardly ever posts in non political threads? Sole purpose is to wind us up.

Must...resist...urge...to be...a spell..ing...nazi...

That's all you have to say? That I misspelled completely? We have to educate this guy!

I'd have said Oceandrive is having a laugh.

Ding! That's where my money rides.

That's all you have to say? That I misspelled completely? We have work to do with him!
You capitalised it as well. :eek: It was all too obvious.

You capitalised it as well. :eek: It was all to obvious.

I was adding EMPHASIS! :)

:D
www.hlj.me.uk/banduria.jpg ;)
So the UN Abassadorship is a mouse? That explains his flawed worldview... he can't even comprehend six feet above the ground! :p

You capitalised it as well. :eek: It was all to obvious.
"Too" obvious perhaps? :p

I was adding EMPHASIS! :)
Yes, it was an emphasized spelling mistake. I am an evil spelling Nazi, so I can't help it.

"Too" obvious perhaps? :p
Now I must purge myself! :eek:

Having continued on the thread, it seems that the UN Abassadorship is incapable of understanding sarcasm. Nobody can be that stupid. Therefore, that narrows it down to the more sarcastic among us just playing a joke, but not quite intelligent enough to realise when they've taken something too far. This rules out:

- Moi (too intelligent)
- George W. Bush (too stupid)
- Bill Cosby (see above)
- Pure Metal (too intelligent)
- Banduria (not sarcastic enough)

...leaving OceanDrive, HotRodia, Rotovia, and Darwinianstan (or whatever it was; I've never even heard of them). Any takers?

Damn! And I was just building a Temple of UN Abassodorship... Gathered memorable quotes and all. He's becoming too popular now. :(


I dont see why, Im just simple man who speaks his mind like everyone else

I dont see why, Im just simple man who speaks his mind like everyone else

I agree wholeheartedly.

I dont see why, Im just simple man who speaks his mind like everyone else

But in a way that brings joy to all who hear you. It's a rare gift.

I dont see why, Im just simple man who speaks his mind like everyone elseWhy build a temple, or why you are getting (too) popular..?

I only have answer to the first one.

I'm certainly not him.

~Alan Smithee
Director of Schulmädchen~

Just a sad and confused young man who has been corrupted by crazy people of the right who say that My Lai was not a massacre and that the Holocaust was overblown. We should feel sympathy for UN Abassadorship and try to get him to understand how his belief of history is COMPLETLEY inaccurate.
It's YOU!

Hey, everyone! It's Utracia! Over here! Look! Look!

I'm certainly not him.

~Alan Smithee
Director of Schulmädchen~
A-HA!
*points at AlanSmithee accusingly*

It's YOU!

Hey, everyone! It's Utracia! Over here! Look! Look!I think Eutrusca is The UN Abassadorship. He finally decided to have some fun. :)

~Alan Smithee
Director of Soul's Ark~

It's YOU!

Hey, everyone! It's Utracia! Over here! Look! Look!
Yes. YES! He is Un Abassadorship too!!!
*explodes*

I think Eutrusca is The UN Abassadorship. He finally decided to have some fun. :)

~Alan Smithee
Director of Soul's Ark~
Huh? :confused:

I'm certainly not him.

~Alan Smithee
Director of Schulmädchen~
Yes, it is you. You know you are. :p

~The Libertarian Concordance of Czardas~
Debunker of Skeptics

Huh? :confused:
You decided to join the club and have a puppet poster.

~Alan Smithee
Director of To Light the Darkness~

It's YOU!

Hey, everyone! It's Utracia! Over here! Look! Look!

What are you trying to say?!? :eek:

You decided to join the club and have a puppet poster.

~Alan Smithee
Director of To Light the Darkness~
he's not me

What are you trying to say?!? :eek:

That only a true prophet would deny being the prophet.

All hail Utracia!

he's not me
so who are you

so who are you
I shall reveal my self soon

I shall reveal my self soon
Dude, no nudity, please.

I shall reveal my self soon
*suspense*

Dude, no nudity, please.
This is a PG-13 forum! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

So, just who is The UN Abassadorship?

I'm guessing it's you. Because he that smelt it probably dealt it.

I'm guessing it's you. Because he that smelt it probably dealt it.

Excellent assumption

I'll make a deal with you, U-bass, if you reveal your puppet-master, I'll reveal mine.

That only a true prophet would deny being the prophet.

All hail Utracia!

I think I may like this thread... :cool:

I'll make a deal with you, U-bass, if you reveal your puppet-master, I'll reveal mine.
And I'll reveal mine! :eek:

And I'll reveal mine! :eek:
There's no way you could lose, U-bass.

There's no way you could lose, U-bass.
ok, I am...

There's no way you could lose, U-bass.
Especially since I don't have a puppetmaster... I am a puppetmaster. Devlyn, The Czardaian Envoy, and a few others are all me for instance.
True, true... ;)

ok, I am...
the UN abassadorship! I dont know how else to say it folks, I aint no ones puppet no.

the UN abassadorship! I dont know how else to say it folks, I aint no ones puppet no.
Brilliant

the UN abassadorship! I dont know how else to say it folks, I aint no ones puppet no.
Not even VenezCuba's?

You do know that only a traitor gives his nation a name like that, right?!?

The UN Ambassadorship is a lying little dipshit.

I already told you guys.

http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/billcosby1_1.jpg

I'd like to direct everyone to this post, where CanuckHeaven went to great lengths to establish UN's puppet status.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10603502&postcount=362

The UN Ambassadorship is a lying little dipshit.
no, you are

no, you are

Oh yeah? When did I lie? About what? Give me links that show which lie I've told and where and how and when.

I'll wait on this while you also prove that the US Army Corps of Engineers is a lying liberal.

no, you are
Could it be time to create another puppet now? It's not funny after you got busted. Kinda sad now.


And don't get this wrong. I have to say: I admire your work!

:confused:

I'm guessing David Irving. Yesterday he denied that the My Lai massacre never took place, I'm guessing he's working up to full Holocaust denial.

By the end of the month he'll be giving "seminars" in Austria.....

I dont see why, Im just simple man who speaks his mind like everyone else

Of course, you do have such a unique mind the content of what is expresses is different. But simple, yeah, suits me.

*runs screaming through thread*
No, I'M The UN abassadorship!!

So, who is he? :eek:

Yo momma.

no, you are

that's pretty sad that you were caught lying and now say someone else is a liar. Also, i doubt you're 22. You don't have the mentality of someone that age. Unless you are "handicapped," ... if that's case i'm sorry for making fun of you :P

Yo momma.
that took a long time coming

I'm the UN Abassadorship, and so is my wife!

I'm the UN Abassadorship, and so is my wife!

:eek: The truth revealed???? :eek:

What about Rotovia having a reeeally long laugh?
Lent doesn't end till April 15th.

I'm the UN Abassadorship, and so is my wife!
Lair! Your not me, you wish you could be me.

Lair! Your not me, you wish you could be me.
He's a place of inhabitance?

He's a place of inhabitance?
I dont follow

I dont follow
He's just picking on your typo of "lair" instead of "liar".

Thus ends my contribution to this thread.

I dont follow
Spelling.

I dont follow
You spelled a word incorrectly, changing the meaning completely.

He's just picking on your typo of "lair" instead of "liar".

Thus ends my contribution to this thread.
oh, he should have made that cleareir

oh, he should have made that cleareir
He He , now that one was on purpose and we all no that.

First rule of puppetry: assume a character marked by some quality not usually associated with your better-known forum personae. Spelling/grammar is an easy target area. Bonus points for consistencies. Throw in an apparent misapprehension and voilà: you're set as a new persona, unconnected with previous or concurrent incarnations.

He He , now that one was on purpose and we all no that.
Actually it wasnt, but thanks for pointing it out. It was typo, I switched the 'i' and the 'e' on accident

Actually it wasnt, but thanks for pointing it out. It was typo, I switched the 'i' and the 'e' on accident
Well it happens to everyone.

Do not feed the troll. For one thing, they can have special dietary requirements.