NationStates Jolt Archive


Australian cops are dicks.

Kievan-Prussia
21-03-2006, 08:46
Apparently, they want to be able to fine drivers for twirling their hair while stopped at lights.

Nazis.
Gartref
21-03-2006, 08:49
Apparently, they want to be able to fine drivers for twirling their hair while stopped at lights.

Nazis.

Yes. This reminds me of the holocaust.
IL Ruffino
21-03-2006, 08:52
Apparently, they want to be able to fine drivers for twirling their hair while stopped at lights.

Nazis.
Those perdominant bastards! Them and their conservitive opionated mindset justice abolishers need to see what being poor is really about. Then they would see.. Oh believe me, they would see.
Mariehamn
21-03-2006, 08:55
Nazis.
Shorthand-metaphor for anything that is a minor annoyance. As if Nazis were a minor annoyance.
Amecian
21-03-2006, 08:57
Apparently, they want to be able to fine drivers for twirling their hair while stopped at lights.

Nazis.


Source?
Kievan-Prussia
21-03-2006, 08:58
Source?

It was on the news.
Gartref
21-03-2006, 08:59
It was on the news.

The news said Australian Dicks were cops?
Amecian
21-03-2006, 09:00
It was on the news.


Does your news network not have a website?



/Thinks this would be huge news.
//Wants to read the article before taking a stance.
Mariehamn
21-03-2006, 09:01
The news said Australian Dicks were cops?
Orthography.
Skibereen
21-03-2006, 09:02
Arent Cops dicks everywhere?
Kievan-Prussia
21-03-2006, 09:02
Does your news network not have a website?



/Thinks this would be huge news.
//Wants to read the article before taking a stance.

I found the article, but they cut out half the stuff that pissed me off >_>

http://seven.com.au/todaytonight/story/?id=27681
Demented Hamsters
21-03-2006, 09:03
Apparently, they want to be able to fine drivers for twirling their hair while stopped at lights.

Nazis.
Yep, cause stopping someone from doing this:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41419000/jpg/_41419752_maddock.203.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/4785686.stm
is exactly the same as doing this:
http://history.grand-forks.k12.nd.us/ndhistory/LessonImages/Sources/Pictures/holocaust%202.jpg

Mmm...the sweet taste of absurd comparsions.
IL Ruffino
21-03-2006, 09:04
Orhtography.
Here here! Commie bastards.
Gartref
21-03-2006, 09:04
Orhtography.

What do birds have to do with fucking Austrian Nazi Hair Cops?
Mariehamn
21-03-2006, 09:07
What do birds have to do with fucking Austrian Nazi Hair Cops?
Nothing. (http://www.answers.com/topic/orthography)
Gartref
21-03-2006, 09:11
Nothing. (http://www.answers.com/topic/orthography)

Ahhh... you meant orthography when you said orhtography. That's really ironic. I get it now. But really, where do the birds come into it?
IL Ruffino
21-03-2006, 09:12
Ahhh... you meant orthography when you said orhtography. That's really ironic. I get it now. But really, where do the birds come into it?
please think of the children when you talk.
Amecian
21-03-2006, 09:15
I found the article, but they cut out half the stuff that pissed me off >_>

http://seven.com.au/todaytonight/story/?id=27681


"What the law really requires is that you pay total attention to the road and to your manner of driving," she said.

"If you don't do that, and you are distracted in any way, and you have an accident you wind up in jail," she said.

I agree with their intent, I dont agree with how heavy-handed they seem to be being.

All these gadgets are distractions, and all were potential grounds for prosecution.

How deliciously asinine.

"Putting on some lipstick, reaching for a book, looking up the street directory while driving or looking at a page things we've all probably thought it's ok to do," she said.

Yet no reaching for coffee? Ah, the hypocrisy burns.

If you choose a cd, take a phone call or drink a coffee while driving, when take your eyes off the road you could end up behind bars.
Mariehamn
21-03-2006, 09:20
Ahhh... you meant orthography when you said orhtography. That's really ironic.
Quite.
But really, where do the birds come into it?
The Eagles. (http://www.eaglesfans.com/visuals/henley_photo_galleries/70s/afro.jpg) If one plays with one's own hair too often, it becomes a prime nesting ground for eagles (http://www.recreation.gov/FWSimgs/baldeagle.jpg) which would cause Australia to be annexed by the United States, as the eagle is the national bird (http://www.camacdonald.com/birding/USA.html) which is threatened (http://www.fws.gov/endangered/i/b/msab0h.html) and must be protected at all costs.
Gartref
21-03-2006, 09:30
The Eagles. (http://www.eaglesfans.com/visuals/henley_photo_galleries/70s/afro.jpg) If one plays with one's own hair too often, it becomes a prime nesting ground for eagles (http://www.recreation.gov/FWSimgs/baldeagle.jpg) which would cause Australia to be annexed by the United States, as the eagle is the national bird (http://www.camacdonald.com/birding/USA.html) which is threatened (http://www.fws.gov/endangered/i/b/msab0h.html) and must be protected at all costs.

Count me out warmonger - no blood for eagles!
Mariehamn
21-03-2006, 09:34
Count me out warmonger - no blood for eagles!
What about the poor bloodless (http://www.xtremecaps.com/Xtreme/Hockey/Chopper_Give_Blood/Chopper_Eagles_Give_Blood-1-side.jpg) children?
The Chinese Republics
21-03-2006, 10:04
Here in town, the mounties here are fat ass slackers.

But mounties operating the IRSU car, different story.....
Gartref
21-03-2006, 10:06
What about the poor bloodless (http://www.xtremecaps.com/Xtreme/Hockey/Chopper_Give_Blood/Chopper_Eagles_Give_Blood-1-side.jpg) children?

I would give them A Damn good British Thrashing. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_Eagle_%28music_band%29)
Callisdrun
21-03-2006, 10:08
Apparently, they want to be able to fine drivers for twirling their hair while stopped at lights.

Nazis.

How does the degree to which the members of Australian law enforcement are a bunch of pricks differ from that of police forces the world over?

I must admit, that is pretty ridiculous.
The Half-Hidden
21-03-2006, 11:28
Apparently, they want to be able to fine drivers for twirling their hair while stopped at lights.

Nazis.
Oh no, next thing they'll be taking your hash!
SimNewtonia II
21-03-2006, 11:36
Oh, that isn't the half of it. Thank heavens I got out of school a few years ago. Here in NSW they're going to have cops IN THE FLIPPING SCHOOLS to watch for "emerging criminals".

Talk about "guilty until proven innocent"...
Neu Leonstein
21-03-2006, 11:47
All cops are smallminded bastards who do the job because they get some sort of twisted sexual gratification from bossing people around.

Bastards made me pay a hundred and fifty quid for "driving too fast". Fascist Commie Nazi Anarchist Theocrat Bastards!
Righteous Munchee-Love
21-03-2006, 11:48
Talk about "guilty until proven innocent"...

Wasn´t that concept outlawed at the beginning of the War On Terror, what with those masses of dangerous sleepers and the likes?

As to the OP: I can´t quite make out which made me laugh harder:
- K-P accusing anyone of being a nazi,
- comparing cops with nazis because they have to enforce laws not made by them, or
- calling anyone nazi because he is bound to enforce laws which make traffic saver?
... You choose ...

Oh, and ACAB.
Lunatic Goofballs
21-03-2006, 13:21
Cops are sexy. :fluffle:
Swilatia
21-03-2006, 13:25
Apparently, they want to be able to fine drivers for twirling their hair while stopped at lights.

Nazis.
How are they Nazis??
After, your not saying their trying to take over the world or any that.
Demented Hamsters
21-03-2006, 14:09
Cops are sexy. :fluffle:
I take it your better half was looking over your shoulder tapping her baton while you wrote that.
Lunatic Goofballs
21-03-2006, 14:13
I take it your better half was looking over your shoulder tapping her baton while you wrote that.

Among other things. :)
Demented Hamsters
21-03-2006, 14:26
Among other things. :)
I said "tapping HER baton", not yours!


Must be great being married to a cop. Just think of the savings for B&D gear!