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Have you ever noticed that first impressions go awefully wrong? For instance, I spilled Coke on my best friend as my crush walked by, now he thinks im bipolar or something and thinks I meant to spill my Coke! What was your worst first impression?:p (this happened 3 and 1/2 years ago, just so you know. I like someone else now the other kid moved away.)

One of my marine friends says it ways when an Iraqi with a Kalshnikov shot at him.

It involved too much drink. @ Emirates: :p

Oh I just generally make a bad impression, first or otherwise.

As I tend to go around bloodstained in ripped clothing, wearing black headbands or armbands, muttering things in unusual languages under my breath as I shuffle along looking downwards dejectedly, with steel claws attached to my fingers, a black cloak trailing behind me, and the odd loyal Auto Laser Ion Cannon Mk. 31337 wielding lackey in the stereotypical suit and dark glasses constantly behind me... well, you judge.

As I tend to go around bloodstained in ripped clothing, wearing black headbands or armbands, muttering things in unusual languages under my breath as I shuffle along looking downwards dejectedly, with steel claws attached to my fingers, a black cloak trailing behind me, and the odd loyal Auto Laser Ion Cannon Mk. 31337 wielding lackey in the stereotypical suit and dark glasses constantly behind me... well, you judge.

Get me a rifle.

Just kidding.

a new kid was having lunch with us and just getting to know my group of friends and i, and was sitting right accross the table from me when my mate simmons says out, of the blue, 'i wonder what it'd be like if you blew your nose in cling-film?'
now, of course, being a 15 year old (or thereabouts) boy, this made me laugh a little more than perhaps it should, and i spat a whole mouthful of coke or some other fizzy drink all over this poor new kid's face.

that was so embarassing. :-S
he left just saying 'i'm not hungry any more' :p

eventually became fairly good friends though, so wasn't mentally scarring or anything ;)

Thanks so far you all... I thought no one would reply to my post. I don't generally like to tell my worst impression.:p

Get me a rifle.

Just kidding.
I'm also immortal.

Have you ever noticed that first impressions go awefully wrong? For instance, I spilled Coke on my best friend as my crush walked by, now he thinks im bipolar or something and thinks I meant to spill my Coke! What was your worst first impression?:p (this happened 3 and 1/2 years ago, just so you know.)
(Clears his throat)

(ALA Nelson Muntz from the Simpsons) HaHa!

As I tend to go around bloodstained in ripped clothing, wearing black headbands or armbands, muttering things in unusual languages under my breath as I shuffle along looking downwards dejectedly, with steel claws attached to my fingers, a black cloak trailing behind me, and the odd loyal Auto Laser Ion Cannon Mk. 31337 wielding lackey in the stereotypical suit and dark glasses constantly behind me... well, you judge.
Meh, I've seen worse.

(Clears his throat)

(ALA Nelson Muntz from the Simpsons) HaHa!
Why dont you tell us your worst first impression?

Meh, I've seen worse.
You probably won't be saying that once I force you into a tank full of powerful alkaline solutions while pulling out your toenails one by one. :p

You probably won't be saying that once I force you into a tank full of powerful alkaline solutions while pulling out your toenails one by one. :p
Maybe.

Why dont you tell us your worst first impression?
Sure. Oh, btw, I wasn't making fun of you, I do that to a lot of people I consider cool or even normal, so, hey.

Anyways, let's see, worst first impression.

Currently I'm 14, so this isn't too long ago. I had just started my first day at a new school, I'm in the 7th grade, and I have ADHD. At my old school, I was popular for being hyper. So I tried it at my new school. Big mistake.

I brought upon myself a torrent of insults that I had never experienced before.(I had gone to a Catholic school and was never made fun of. How much reality do you think I experienced?[No dig on religion there, I'm a religious conservative myself]) I have regained a social life now that I'm in
9th grade, but it is no where near what I used to be.

Im 13, and so I had my absolute worst impression when I was 9 & 1/2. At least now I have a 'new life' in my not-so-new school.

When I was introduced as "You remember me telling you about that guy who stole a bunch of wallets? Yeah, this is him." Worst part was, I didn't even steal anyone's wallet:mad:

When I was introduced as "You remember me telling you about that guy who stole a bunch of wallets? Yeah, this is him." Worst part was, I didn't even steal anyone's wallet:mad:
are you sure you werent sleepwalking while stealing a bunch of wallets?:confused:

are you sure you werent sleepwalking while stealing a bunch of wallets?:confused:

No. Not unless I was sleepwalking at school. Which seems unlikely.

No. Not unless I was sleepwalking at school. Which seems unlikely.
I sleep at school.

I sleep at school.

But not sleepwalk. Or sleepsteal

But not sleepwalk. Or sleepsteal
How can you be sure of that?;)