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The date is July 20th, 1969.

You are Neil Armstrong.

You are on the moon.

Right now, you are standing on the LM footpad. You have just tested the soil. It is fit.

You step foot on the moon. You boot sinks in about a half inch. You look about. Magnificent Desolation were the first words that come to your mind to describe the sight before you.

Man has just set foot on another world. Earth expects you to say something.

What do you say?

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

Sucks to be you, Buzz Aldrin.

"Watch me do a flip!"

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! ALIENS!!!!!!!

Juat kidding folks, there's no one else inhabiting this desolate hellhole as far as I can see, and it seems pretty obvious why. Its a bit chilly.

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

...

The idea is for you to come up with something else, that you would say.

"Soviet n00bs got pwnd!"

"Man, that was a long trip! Where is the rest room?"

The date is July 20th, 1969.

You are Neil Armstrong.

You are on the moon.

Right now, you are standing on the LM footpad. You have just tested the soil. It is fit.

You step foot on the moon. You boot sinks in about a half inch. You look about. Magnificent Desolation were the first words that come to your mind to describe the sight before you.

Man has just set foot on another world. Earth expects you to say something.

What do you say?

"Someone turn the damn studio lights up a bit, I tripped over an understudy on the way in! ... Oops. You can cut that from the film, can't you?"

:p

Couldn't resist.

...

The idea is for you to come up with something else, that you would say.

I know :p

Since half the world is listening, I would do a paid product endorsement.

"Traveling to the moon and back can make a man hungry - that's why I eat Snickers. It satisfies."

"Hey you, on the latter! Get that spotlight out of my eyes! Is that god damned camera still rolling? Oh fucking great, that assistant who doesnt know what starbucks is just coughed! Someone get me a latte. NOW."

Hey, look, a massive asteroid! Oh, it's heading straight for Earth.

Top of the world, Ma!

"What a desolate place this is."

“No fat chicks allowed.”

"We spent 100 Billion Dollars to get here?"

Buzz...uh... I left the sandwiches in the orbiter...

That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.


Which is the gramatically accurate version of what Armstrong was trying to say.

I pick my own nits, thank you.

"...Where the hood at?"

"We're going streaking!"

That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.


Which is the gramatically accurate version of what Armstrong was trying to say.

I pick my own nits, thank you.

Actually, if you hear the recording, the cadence of the words pretty tells you that he said what he ment to say.

I'd be like "Dude, WTF, OMFG I'm actually standing on the fucking moon! WOOT!!!" (Basically making sure half the population of America faints)

Actually, if you hear the recording, the cadence of the words pretty tells you that he said what he ment to say.

Nope.
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/onesmall.asp

I'd be like "Dude, WTF, OMFG I'm actually standing on the fucking moon! WOOT!!!" (Basically making sure half the population of America faints)
Ha! How hilarious would it be if they'd finally get a guy on the moon and then had to bleep his speech? Brilliant.

Actually, if you hear the recording, the cadence of the words pretty tells you that he said what he ment to say.

I believe that while it IS what he actually DID say, it is not what was written, what he had rehearsed, and what he MEANT to say.

The recording only proves that he said it wrong. But it is forgivable, considering where he was at the time.

"I can see my house from here!"

Woo, got to be the first to say that...

Unfortunately I can't beat "Suck it, Buzz Aldren!" so...

Respect my authoritae! (in cartman voice)

Actually, if you hear the recording, the cadence of the words pretty tells you that he said what he ment to say.

I have heard the recording, thank you. I also heard it live the first time around.

If he said what he meant to say, then he was confused. In this context 'man' and 'mankind' mean the same thing.

The quote only makes sense if you insert "a" or "this" before "man".

And anyway: http://www.snopes.com/quotes/onesmall.asp

Actually one Russian cosmonaut was reprimanded for overenthusiastic use of metaphors during a televised docking procedure...

...So yeah. Would be nice if in future more people turned the air blue.

Actually one Russian cosmonaut was reprimanded for overenthusiastic use of metaphors during a televised docking procedure...

...So yeah. Would be nice if in future more people turned the air blue.

Remember what happened on Apollo 10?

The Cosmonauts weren't the only ones that could make use of Colourful metaphors.

I was instructed to post this response:
"I feel happy! I feel happy! . . . Uhn!"

I was instructed to post this response:
"I feel happy! I feel happy! . . . Uhn!"

So, if someone told you to jump off a bridge, would you?

Now, next question. Does anyone remember what Pete Conrad said on the moon?

I would say:
Okay, that was great. Now let's go to Mars.

I was instructed to post this response:
"I feel happy! I feel happy! . . . Uhn!"
No no no, honey, you got that wrong. Now come on home, it's alright. There, there.

Move along everybody, nothing to see here.

One of these days, Alice, POW! Straight to the Earth!

So, if someone told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Maybe.

What do you say?

"Hey... what do you know? It really is made of cheese...."

One of these days, Alice, POW! Straight to the Earth!
:fluffle:

"Oh my God! There's a back Obelisk here!"
or maybe,
"Oh man, I just knew I shouldn't have had that 2nd helping of beans back on the orbiter"

So, if someone told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Depends . . . is this bridge on the moon?

"Yes! First man on the Moon, baby! Ha, Ha, suck it Aldrin! What, my mic is on? Oh sh..."

"Oh my God! There's a back Obelisk here!"
or maybe,
"Oh man, I just knew I shouldn't have had that 2nd helping of beans back on the orbiter"
Flatulence in a spacesuit...what could be worse?

Those aliens have one bad decorator.

What do you say?
"Mm? Nice. I'm going back in to make sandwiches."

Flatulence in a spacesuit...what could be worse?
Mustard gas in a spacesuit.

I wonder how far I can piss.

Mustard gas in a spacesuit.
There really is no such thing as a rhetorical question on NS General, is there? :D

Flatulence in a spacesuit...what could be worse?
Sneezing, maybe?

There really is no such thing as a rhetorical question on NS General, is there? :D

Nope.

Nope.
Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?

One of these days, Alice, POW! Straight to the Earth!
Quality.

Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?
My dear Fiddles, I have never had a sense of decency.

"Holy fuck, it's like being high!"

(scream) For Russia the motherland!

One of these days, Alice, POW! Straight to the Earth!

/agrees with the rest, this is by far the best response :)

"Ah, you know what? It's just a bunch of dust and hills. Let's whip out the buggy and get this over with. There's a fire juggler on Ed Sullivan this Thursday..."

"Hey Buzz, I'm on the Fuckin moon, man!"

There really is no such thing as a rhetorical question on NS General, is there? :D

Boy, that is sig worthy... and I would, if I were the sort to put people in my sig... which I am not... so it will have to be the thought that counts.

"PRAISE ALLAH!"

"Aww.. I thought Anne Heche would be here."

"TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!"

"This place needs a Starbucks.."

"Look at all the dust up here!"

"Hey look! EARTH!"

"Hey Buzz? I think it's starting to kick in, man... "

"This place needs a Starbucks.."


They didn't have Starbucks back then...:cool:

"This place needs a Starbucks.."

"A mini-mall would work well right over there"

Hey look! An alien invasion fleet headed for Earth!

'It's all a lie! We're really in a studio set in the middle of the desert! Don't believe their liessss!!!!!!'

Boy, that is sig worthy... and I would, if I were the sort to put people in my sig... which I am not... so it will have to be the thought that counts.
I was looking for a "raised drum sticks" smiley to put at the end, but alas. And these things do tend to take care of themselves pretty quickly. QED.

"Houston, we do not have a problem."

Holy fucking fuck I'm on the fucking moon! The fucking moon! Holy fuck! This is like fuck! The fucking moon man! The first fucking man on the fucking moon! Holy fucking Jesus! I made it to the fucking moon! Shhhit.

"How long does this shit last, Aldrin?"

Look out, Daleks!

Holy fucking fuck I'm on the fucking moon! The fucking moon! Holy fuck! This is like fuck! The fucking moon man! The first fucking man on the fucking moon! Holy fucking Jesus! I made it to the fucking moon! Shhhit.
That was The Onion headline, which was quality...

That was The Onion headline, which was quality...
I know.:p

I know.:p
There was this short film I saw, and I don't remember which comedy show it was from, that followed Neil Armstrong around with his thoughts where all the time he's thinking, "Holy hell-I've been on the moon." The best part of it was him in the check out stand while shouting in his head, "MOON!"

"Huh...weird. A wal*mart."

"I just landed on the moon! What am I going to do next? Disneyland!

Cheese.

"Huh...weird. A wal*mart."

Well, walmarts are everywhere. I guess it's concievible that they put one up there just in case Buzz forgot his toothbrush.

"Yeah, see, this is why Star Trek is cooler than real life. On Star Trek they could have just beamed me down. But noooo, I had to take a fucking lander!"

One small step for man one giant leap for...hey you...get that mic out of my face...that is it I need another shot at this...someone stop the recorders...I'll be in my trailer.

One small step for man one giant leap for...hey you...get that mic out of my face...that is it I need another shot at this...someone stop the recorders...I'll be in my trailer.
yeehaw!

"Hey Buzz? I think it's starting tokick in, man... "
"How long does this shit last, Aldrin?"
That's why he was called 'Buzz'.

"Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky"

"Hey, I won the pool! You hear that Carl from the control room? I didn't die, bitch! You owe me $20!"

“God damned aliens! The whole Moon and they had to park their RV right here. Hey turn that camera off clown! Nobody likes a tourist, buddy. It’s getting so you can’t go anywhere to get away from it all anymore.”

"It sure is quiet up here. How's about some cheesy inspirational music? That's better."

"Thankyou! I'm here till' Thursday..."

"Oops, I forgot to file my tax return..."

:D

"You love cat-bottoms!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Prawnboy.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Moon)

Or, more non-surreal:

"Hey Michael, this is awesome! You should try it! Oh, yeah... you can't. HAH!" (At Michael Collins, the oft-forgotten third passenger.)

I think I left the oven on...

Flatulence in a spacesuit...what could be worse?

Itchiness. :p

"Where are the cosmic rays! I want my super powers, dammit!"

"We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune."

"One small step for a man..."

*trips on the ladder and falls down with 1/6th of usual speed*

"...one giant fall on the face for all of mankind! Thank you, thank you. Finally all that NASA training paid off - not!"

Then probably go "Dude, where's my car?"

And after I've found it spend all afternoon in the dune-buggy racing around the Mare Tranquillitatis!

What a perfect day.

We come in peace, shoot to skill ...
Anyone here see Klingons?

mmmmmmmmmmmmm..... moony....

Or this one:

"What the hell? A Nazi moon base? Guys..."

"This is one small step for man, one giant...ah crap! I stepped in some dog shit!"

"Ah hell, I thought I was going to Cancun..."

"This is one small step for man, one giant...ah crap! I stepped in some dog shit!"
Better than: "Buzz, get out there - someone put a flaming bag of poo on our lander-step..."

"Can you hear me now? Good."

"I wonder how far my spooge would go if I could take off my spacesuit."

"What do you say on the Moon?"

Nothing. The moon is airless and sound doesn't travel in a vacume. :p

If I had enough wits about me to crack an amusing joke then:

"Where all the white women at?"

more likely:

"This. Fucking. Rules!"

*trips on the ladder and falls down with 1/6th of usual speed*
nah, after I tripped, I would do the slow motion fall and the really over dramatic "NOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo"

Nothing. The moon is airless and sound doesn't travel in a vacume.
*holds up sign that reads, "Starwars had noise in space. Therefore, you are wrong."*

*holds up sign that reads, "Starwars had noise in space. Therefore, you are wrong."*
Holds up vastly unpopular sign which says:

Star Wars sucked! ( Scientifically speaking )

Holds up vastly unpopular sign which says:

Star Wars sucked! ( Scientifically speaking )
*holds up bigger sign that says Can it, you nit!*

I get way too much use out of that line.

Holds up vastly unpopular sign which says:

Star Wars sucked! ( Scientifically speaking )

I know you've been here a lot longer than me and this is therefore somewhat inappropriate but GET OUT! :p

But come on it's sci fi! Who cares if it's plausible? They're good films (apart from the new ones) and that's what counts :D

Star Wars sucked! ( Scientifically speaking )
*holds up another sign*

At least Chewie owned!

"Hey Buzz! Get the darts." :confused:

"Ah, yep, no gravity, scratch the waterballoon attacks on russia.."

"Screw you guys, im going home."

nah, after I tripped, I would do the slow motion fall and the really over dramatic "NOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo"

Haha, yes, winnar. Extra points if it's really low pitched and sounds slowed down.

nah, after I tripped, I would do the slow motion fall and the really over dramatic "NOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo"

Oh shit - you're so right! I almost tipped my chair over but managed to "just" choke on the red wine I'm drinking right now - again I broke the "don't NS while eating or drinking"-rule!

I can almost see the space suit in free fall and hear the echo of that cry! Good one! Really good!!!

Come to think of it - remember the scene from "Madagascar" when the penguins finally reach Antarctica?

I just pictured those astronauts in the moon desert, standing beside their lander and going "Well. This sucks."

"Houston, is this XS on vox?" (XS is "transmission")

"Yob tvolu mat,Tovanich!"

(Translation: F#$k you, Comrade.)

FOR THE MOTHERLAND! *plants a Soviet flag and begins singing the Soviet anthem* BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *is hauled of by CIA agents hiding in the landing module*

Come to think of it - remember the scene from "Madagascar" when the penguins finally reach Antarctica?

I just pictured those astronauts in the moon desert, standing beside their lander and going "Well. This sucks."
I think I like this best. :)

That may be because now I am picturing penguins, though. In space suits, too.

"Hey! I found my car keys!"

"well i'll just put up this flag. . . .

HEY!! who put that giant fan on behind me!?!?!

you're ruining the shot!!!!

oops. oh, deep shit. deeeeep shit.

on the madagascar penguins, from the movie. . .
Captain's log, embarking in hostile environment. Kowalski, we need to win the hearts and minds of the natives. Rico, we'll need special tactical equipment. We're gonna face extreme peril. Private probably won't survive.

I'm depressed i found anything on this site (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madagascar_Penguins)

"Houston, is this XS on vox?" (XS is "transmission")

"Yob tvolu mat,Tovanich!"

(Translation: F#$k you, Comrade.)
lol, I like the russian. *practices accent*

"Well, here we are."

Cookie for the reference.

Holy shit I'm on the moon. Let's play ludo.

"Well, here we are."

Cookie for the reference.

Kinda reminds me of Jubal Early in 'Firefly'.

But that was 'Well, here I am.'

Kinda reminds me of Jubal Early in 'Firefly'.

But that was 'Well, here I am.'
Fraid not. It's a line from a book.

"You're the man now, mankind."

Seriously.

I think I like this best. :)

That may be because now I am picturing penguins, though. In space suits, too.

And there is proof for it, too:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Well.jpg

"To Mrs. Patterson, who in the 8th grade said I'd never amount to anything-Up yours, bitch-I'm on the motherfuckin' moon!"

"Err...Houston? Looks like some Japanese tourists beat us to it..."

"There's some british guy and his dog here..."

I'll just take my helmet off and...

And now for the theme breakdown:

Rasberries to Buzz/other astronaughts: 7

Implying aliens: 4

Props to Soviet Russia: 4

Product slogans: 3

Inferences to the landing being staged: 4

Pop culture references: 23 (should have split this catagory, but it's sad enough that I did it at all, so...)

Disapointment: 6

Cheese: 3

Drugs: 2

Already Suburbanized: 3

Not all posts fit a catagory and thus where not counted. Yes, I was that bored.

"Oh shit! There's God, and she's Jewish!"

Or on another religious theme:

"Houston, I appear to have found the corpse of a young woman with a bow."


A cookie to whoever knows the name of that young woman!

"We win this round, ya commies!"

"Oh shit! There's God, and she's Jewish!"

Or on another religious theme:

"Houston, I appear to have found the corpse of a young woman with a bow."


A cookie to whoever knows the name of that young woman!
Artemis?

Or is it that Chinese myth?

"Oh...It's all sticky."

One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind


For one thing I'd make sure I got the line right, what with this being one of the most important moments in all human history and everything.

The date is July 20th, 1969.

You are Neil Armstrong.

You are on the moon.

Right now, you are standing on the LM footpad. You have just tested the soil. It is fit.

You step foot on the moon. You boot sinks in about a half inch. You look about. Magnificent Desolation were the first words that come to your mind to describe the sight before you.

Man has just set foot on another world. Earth expects you to say something.

What do you say?

The thing I'd be most curious about is my wee stream in that 1/7th gravity environment. I reckon you could get a pee distance of a good 15 metres on the moon. If I were Armstrong, I'd've done many cups of strong tea and not peed for a good few hours before I got there. I may even've peed me name in the moon dust.

The thing I'd be most curious about is my wee stream in that 1/7th gravity environment. I reckon you could get a pee distance of a good 15 metres on the moon. If I were Armstrong, I'd've done many cups of strong tea and not peed for a good few hours before I got there. I may even've peed me name in the moon dust.
Man, you think you get shrinkage in a cold pool...

You see, with my coordination, I'd just trip on my way down off the ladder, and thus, the first words on the moon would be "mother fucker!"

Man, you think you get shrinkage in a cold pool...

Cold pool eh, I used to turn practically female from cycling in the cold weather, amazing honest. I forgot you actually can't get your wang out on the moon, would make all air rush out wouldn't it? Could they fart in them suits? Wouldn't farting actually be toxic? Sorry I've turned it toiletic

Cold pool eh, I used to turn practically female from cycling in the cold weather, amazing honest. I forgot you actually can't get your wang out on the moon, would make all air rush out wouldn't it? Could they fart in them suits? Wouldn't farting actually be toxic? Sorry I've turned it toiletic
That whole discussion already happened by the second page. This is General, man...

me: who the hell is that
indian: oh god not again

"Ummmmmmm..... oohh, look an alien"

me: who the hell is that
indian: oh god not again
That's a good one! Injuns!!!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Lander.jpg
Houston, we have a problem!

me: who the hell is that
indian: oh god not again
:D I assume you mean a native american

I declare Luna the 51st State of the Union - NWO!!!!

That was a rough ride. What a time to run out of Dramamne. God I feel ill. I think I'm gonna ......... huuuuuweeeeeeaaaargh.

Hey Buzz - howd'ya get sick off these helmets?

President J
:gundge:

Mary, mother of Jesus, I can see my house from here!

"Sdaeriji"

*on final lander step*

Armstrong: "One small step for.. wtf, Buzz? How did you get out here?"

Aldrin: *russian accent* "Bwaha! Surprise, biatch. In Soviet Russia, moon steps YOU!"

Armstrong: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 'Choo BASTARD!! :mp5: "

*gets all roughneck on Aldrinsoviet by ripping off chest of spacesuit to reveal rippling muscles. Which then explode.*

Aldrinsoviet: ":headbang: Americans. Anyway. so. first on the moon, eh? GO COMMIES!!"

"It's all sticky!"

To have everyone assume I´d gone spacemad:

" `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."

To have everyone assume I´d gone spacemad:

" `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."

Followed by "Hah! Try any remember that, you lousy history students!"

"Honey, I'm home!"

"Let's go score some moonchicks! Ow yeaaah."

EDIT: or: "Hey, what's that guy doing there? Is that a camera?"

To have everyone assume I´d gone spacemad:

" `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."

"The Jabberwocky" -- brilliant! LOL!

... it hardly seems worth the bother, let the commies have it.

"Dude, where's my car?"

"Yes, Buzz, we are fucking there yet!"

Ruomyes']"Dude, where's my car?"
Already been done :D

Zero quotes expressing impending doom?

"Oh, FUCK! the lander is sinking! We are all gonna die!"

"Hey! Look! A werewolf! Here boy, here boy!"

"Ok, kid, keep an eye on it but I don't want to see a single scratch when I come back."

"Hey Buzz! Go tell that no name still in orbit we've landed."

What do you say?[/B]

I know, let's plant some red herrings so the flat-earthers can "prove" we never got here! :)

"Tough Luck Collins!"

"Haha Buzz! I'm the first man on the moon and you're..."
*loud rocket sound*
"Buzz? BUZZ! THAT'S NOT FUNNY! BUZZ! BRING THAT LANDER BACK HERE! You'll come back. They always do.

Seriously Buzz. This isn't funny anymore. I'm cold. And the martians are starting to look hungry."

'Oh, my God, what is that thing?'

"Haha Buzz! I'm the first man on the moon and you're..."
*loud rocket sound*
"Buzz? BUZZ! THAT'S NOT FUNNY! BUZZ! BRING THAT LANDER BACK HERE! You'll come back. They always do.

Seriously Buzz. This isn't funny anymore. I'm cold. And the martians are starting to look hungry."

There are no sounds in space...

Aw damnit! I left the stove on!

"All that effort.. For this? Fuck it. I'm going home. Bastards."

In soviet Russia, Moon lands on You

"What the hell!??!" *transmission cuts out* *cuts back in* "Well, Houston I just lost $50" "Turns out the moon isn't made from cheese." :p

There are no sounds in space...
Quiet you.

Fine. He just talks to thin air and realizes Buzz is gone. happy?!

"My God... It's full of stars!"

"Now Buzz, do you remember when you said there was no need to bring food on our trip? Do you remember why you said that, Buzz? You said the moon was made of cheese, Buzz. You said it was made out of cheese. It's not made out of cheese, Buzz! IT'S NOT MADE OUT OF CHEESE!"

"Now Buzz, do you remember when you said there was no need to bring food on our trip? Do you remember why you said that, Buzz? You said the moon was made of cheese, Buzz. You said it was made out of cheese. It's not made out of cheese, Buzz! IT'S NOT MADE OUT OF CHEESE!"
clearly said while taking swigs from a bottle of wine and pelting Buzz with crackers.

Silence, and then WOOOW

Real: My God, it's beautiful.

Fun: GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN acres is the place to be
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARM livin's the life for me.

Proof I've been in Japan too long: Uh... Houston, there's a rather large rabbit here, and she wants to sell me a rice cake.

Anime fan: HEY! Where's the Moon Palace?

"I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today"

"For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do..."

In a high-pitched voice: "Uh-kay - who of yiou jiokers put Heeelium in my tank?"

"I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today"

"For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do..."
I was sort of expecting that at some stage. Nice :)

"One small step for man, but one huge blow for the cheez industry"

Flatulence in a spacesuit...what could be worse?

Vomiting...:eek:

As for what I'd say...well, it had to be done sooner or later...
















KHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!! (http://www.mrhinojosa.com/blog/archives/khan!!!.jpg)

:p

Hey, look at all these small gray men here! :D

"You are Here (http://moon.google.com/)."

"Oh... My... God... Why am I even here? I'm gonna die...."

"Eh? A skiing fridge?"

Cookie and a fluffle for the first person to get it.

"Eh? A skiing fridge?"

Cookie and a fluffle for the first person to get it.

Get the cheese, Gromit...

Get the cheese, Gromit...
:fluffle:
Cookie (http://jolle.se/imgs/cookie.jpg)
Fridge (http://www.wallaceandgromit.com/images/wallpaper/800/fridge-800.jpg)

:fluffle:
Cookie (http://jolle.se/imgs/cookie.jpg)
Fridge (http://www.wallaceandgromit.com/images/wallpaper/800/fridge-800.jpg)
Heh, I want a fridge full of cookies for making that reference three days ago (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10612078&postcount=126)...


Hmmm...my pettyness pants seem to be on...

Heh, I want a fridge full of cookies for making that reference three days ago (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10612078&postcount=126)...


Hmmm...my pettyness pants seem to be on...
You never mentioned a fridge, skiing or not.
But, as I'm feeling generous today, I'll tell you how to get a fridge full of cookies:
Step 1 - go buy a fridge (preferably a small one, it's cheaper, and you won't have to spend so much on cookies to fill it).
Step 2 - go buy lots of cookies.
Step 3 - put cookies in fridge until fridge is full.

Voila! A full fridge!

What do you say?

"Houston, we're on the f***ing moon." :D

Heh, I want a fridge full of cookies for making that reference three days ago (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10612078&postcount=126)...


Hmmm...my pettyness pants seem to be on...
Hey, no-one got my joke either:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10606182&postcount=83
So can I share your pettiness pants? I'm sure they're big enough for the two of us to snuggle down in. Though I did eat beans for dinner. Fair warning.

Forget America, i claim this moon for myself