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Arr! What your pirate name, ye scurvy dogs?!!!

Shiver me timbers! Ye can take the quiz here (http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/)

I am Mad Roger Rackham (That's pronounced Rack-em for you landlubbers!)

Red Tom Flint
Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

garrr! muppets are sexxxy!

yarrrrr I be Plundering Pedro the cuban pirate

Mad Jenny Rackham

HARGH!

Bloody Harry Bonney

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Lol.....

Yarrr! I be Mad Sam Kidd, and I'll disembowel ye. I got sarcophogi FER YER BAINES!!!

Satan

Good God men, look at the eyes! They burn with a lightless intensity so as no man may survive their hateful gaze! Quick, back to the ships, we must flee this abomination unto God!
Or words to that effect.

Your pirate name is: Iron John Read

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Bloody Davy Kidd

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

My pirate name is:

Mad Morty Bonney

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Black Jack Flint
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Iron Sam Vane

Your pirate name is:
Dirty Sam Kidd

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Mad Jack Bonney
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Your pirate name is:
Mad Jack Bonney
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Wenches and Ale! Wenches and Ale! Arr!
edit: Arr! Some lughs been stealy Old Jackie's name, have at ya, ya squid scat!

Too many Mad Bonnies.

Bloody John Bonney

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Black Roger Bonney

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Dread Pirate Rackham
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Bloody Roger Kidd

ARRRR!!!

Now, back to watching the Sapranos

Dirty Anne Kidd
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Mad Tom Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Captain Tom Bonney
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Got that? Captain!

Now get to work ye swabs!

Hoist the mainsail me pretties, there's booty to be had!

Dread Pirate Rackham

Dread Pirate Rackham
Good God I'm tired. I just read that as "David Beckham".

Dirty Roger Flint
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

took it agian and i came out with

Captain Roger Flint
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Dread Hamster Lemmiwinks.

Good God I'm tired. I just read that as "David Beckham".
LOL :D


I'm Captain Jenny Kidd
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Oh my, how boring is that? I'm not cut out for life as a pirate, methinks. "A fine, reliable pirate"? Please. That a contradiction in terms. :rolleyes:



@ Ilie: "Mad Tom Kidd"? Oh, you totally cheated and you know it. :p

Iron Mary Kidd

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate.

got that right:

Captain Bess Vane

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Calico Sam Bonney

Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Your pirate name is:
Mad Bess Flint
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

mwahahahahahahaha. fear my wrath!

Iron Harry Roberts

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!

Bloody Davy Roberts

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares?

LOL :D


I'm Captain Jenny Kidd
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Oh my, how boring is that? I'm not cut out for life as a pirate, methinks. "A fine, reliable pirate"? Please. That a contradiction in terms. :rolleyes:



@ Ilie: "Mad Tom Kidd"? Oh, you totally cheated and you know it. :p
Apparently there are not enough pirate names listed in that quiz because I am also

Captain Jenny Kidd

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

I agree that fine, reliable and pirate should not be used in the same sentence. I'd best be off to pillage something. Arr! Or at least to direct me hearties whilst they pillage.

Well shiver me timbers...

Calico Davy Kidd
Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Iron Harry Roberts

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!

My pirate self is related to Eut. Oh what an honor! :D

My pirate self is related to Eut. Oh what an honor! :D
ROFL!! Uh huh.

[ draws out a massive cutlass ] There can be only ONE! :D

ROFL!! Uh huh.

[ draws out a massive cutlass ] There can be only ONE! :D

Woah woah! I didn't wanna fight you can be the one I'll just go stand over there.

*jumps overboard*

Your pirate name is:

Mad Jack Rackham

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Black Sam Kidd
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Cool.

Iron Jenny Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education.

Cool.

Iron Jenny Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education.

Finally! I thought I was alone. Jenny, meet John.

Woah woah! I didn't wanna fight you can be the one I'll just go stand over there.

*jumps overboard*
ROFL! :D

Funny, including me, theres only three Calico Bonneys.

Yargg Matey.

Your pirate name is:
Bloody John Kidd
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Your pirate name is:

Red Harry Bonney

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!




Ohhh, I've always fancied having red hear and a beard.

Arr! What your pirate name, ye scurvy dogs?!!!

Shiver me timbers! Ye can take the quiz here (http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/)

I am Mad Roger Rackham (That's pronounced Rack-em for you landlubbers!)
Straughn John Silver. No joke.
Ask Honky in Black, Cutty Sarkhaan and High Lord Inquesitor "Puck" Verdigroth.
*nods*
Arrr.

Bloody Anne Rackham
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Captain Tom Read

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8664/flag4hv.jpg

Captain Morty Cash
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

I thought most pirate ships did have legal ranks, and some had codes of laws?

I thought most pirate ships did have legal ranks, and some had codes of laws?

Let keep myth and reality seperate, shall we?

;)

True, true. Kneel at my feet, ye scurvy dogs, for I am yon captain around here!

Arr, I be:
Iron Sam Read
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!
http://www.playmobil.de/intershoproot/eCS/Store/de/imagesOnline/figure/f_piraten.jpg
"Now, whoever else claims to be me - prepare to be boarded and then keelhauled!"

You are a Pyromaniac Ninja

Wow, even on pirate quizes I get a ninja :eek: . I guess it's just because their so much cooler.

http://quizilla.com/users/wwww/quizzes/What%20type%20of%20Ninja%20are%20you%3F/

Your pirate name is:
Black Sam Flint
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Dread Pirate Cash
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

I'm in this for the treasure.

Dirty John Vane
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Dread Pirate Read
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Ooh, I have Dread in my name....

I remember doing this quiz on here last year:rolleyes:

Black John Rackham
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Captain Roger Bonney
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Wr0d.

Bloody Davy Kidd

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
:)
Bloody Davy Kidd
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

You are a Pyromaniac Ninja
Wow, even on pirate quizes I get a ninja :eek: . I guess it's just because their so much cooler.

http://quizilla.com/users/wwww/quizzes/What%20type%20of%20Ninja%20are%20you%3F/

Nice. And look what I got: http://images.quizilla.com/W/wwww/1120805084_TraditionalNinja.jpg

Mad Tom Kidd
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

http://web.syr.edu/~ormykyta/images/capn%20arr.gif

Moshe Dayan.
http://www.jewlicious.com/wp-content/dayan_1.jpg

He is lord of pirates! I get his name.

Iron Roger Roberts

polly want a cock?

http://www.orlyowl.com/wtf.jpg

Your pirate name is:

Bloody Davy Rackham

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Most of these names have been made apon misconseptions of pirates.

Your pirate name is:
Captain Anne Kidd
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Hm....

Your pirate name is:
Captain Anne Kidd
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Hm....
the one in charge, eh? ;)
you can order me about any day, capt'n :D :fluffle:

actually, dirtyness aside, that kinda makes sense (you were saying so yourself yesterday! :p)

Bloody Jack Kidd

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

gaw im generic pirate, but i prefer smugglers anyway.

Iron Jack Cash
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

Hah!

I am Iron Anne Kidd

Huh.

Your Pirate Name is...

You're No Pirate!

Arr, ye lily-livered landlubber, real pirates don't take online quizzes to find out their pirate names! Pirate names are sacred things, discovered only by lootin' and pillagin' and piratin' on tha high seas, yarr!

Mad Roger Flint
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Black William Rackham

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

the one in charge, eh? ;)
you can order me about any day, capt'n :D :fluffle:

actually, dirtyness aside, that kinda makes sense (you were saying so yourself yesterday! :p)
hehehe ;) :D :fluffle:
*cracks whip*okay, so that doesn't run alongside the pirate theme but I don't care! :P
yeah, I suppose so... damn you using your logic and memory! :p

http://www.playmobil.de/intershoproot/eCS/Store/de/imagesOnline/figure/f_piraten.jpg
"Now, whoever else claims to be me - prepare to be boarded and then keelhauled!"
You're a lego pirate? Scaaaaary. :rolleyes: :p *prepares*

Huh.


Your Pirate Name is...

You're No Pirate!

Arr, ye lily-livered landlubber, real pirates don't take online quizzes to find out their pirate names! Pirate names are sacred things, discovered only by lootin' and pillagin' and piratin' on tha high seas, yarr!
*snort*

hmmm... :

Mad Jenny Cash

You're a lego pirate? Scaaaaary. :rolleyes: :p *prepares*
Arr, you bloody lubber! Now I will introduce you to a personal friend of mine:
http://www.playmobil.de/intershoproot/eCS/Store/de/imagesOnline/products/7006.jpg
It's not lego - it's playmobil!!!

polly want a cock?

http://www.orlyowl.com/wtf.jpg
WTF URSLF!

Your pirate name is:
Black Charity Flint
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Yarr, silly landlubbers, we pirates do'nt conform to yer 'rules' an 'regulations'
I'm a pirate, an no test will tell me me name.
I won't be telling ye lot either since I have issues with ye law.

Dread Pirate Vane
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Yarrr! A respectable pirate name it be.

WTF URSLF!
i'm wearing this tshirt today *nods* :D

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8898/wtfblackmedium0su.gif

Mad Mary Cash

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

I insist that my middle name be D! D, dammit!

Red Tom Flint
Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

garrr! muppets are sexxxy!

yarrgh, ye be a pirate after me own true heart! O' course, I'll have yer toes for imposterin' the true Red Tom Flint!

Bloody Harry Read
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

You are a Pyromaniac Ninja

Wow, even on pirate quizes I get a ninja :eek: . I guess it's just because their so much cooler.

http://quizilla.com/users/wwww/quizzes/What%20type%20of%20Ninja%20are%20you%3F/
http://images.quizilla.com/W/wwww/1120804565_SexyNinja.jpg
You are a Sexy Ninja

What's with all the pirates that go by the name of Jack, especially the mad ones?

There are two other posters with exactly the same name that I got - Mad Jack Bonney.

Forget your Jewish conspiracy theories, your illuminati, silly projects for a new american century, the Masonic order, or even Opus Dei. Just beware of the Jacks. In the 80s births of Jacks dramatically increased, and now that they have come to maturity prepare for the dawn of a new era ruled by Jacks - Jack Nicholson, Jack Dee, CS Lewis, Jack Daniels, Jack London, Jack Welch, Jack Kerouac and Jack Straw (he's kinda the odd one out) is only a hint of what's to come.

http://images.quizilla.com/W/wwww/1120804565_SexyNinja.jpg
You are a Sexy NinjaDoes that mean you're a Geisha? c.c *ahem* Ewwww

Who would've guessed that Heavenly Sex is a Sexy Ninja?