NationStates Jolt Archive

Sean John Shirt: $40.
G-Unit Shoes: $100.
Realizing you're white: priceless.

Post yours here.

African slace child: $2,100.00
AK-47: $400.00
Knowing you contributed to human trafficking- priceless

Internet Connection: 30 EUR
Nationstates: Free
Realising how much stuff you could have done if not on this forum: priceless

Crappy internet: $20
Crappy Computer: $350

Posting senseless threads on a quasi political discussion forums hosted by a British company: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's VISA

Generic bottle of whiskey: £10
Extra Strength Lager: £1.50
Waking up in a puddle of your own urine and vomit: Priceless.

Crappy internet: $20
Crappy Computer: $350

Posting senseless threads on a quasi political discussion forums hosted by a British company: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's VISA

Well, this is general discussion....

Copy of Photoshop: £370
Ink Cartrige: £20

Photoshopping your boss's wife's head onto a page three girl: Priceless :D

Guy Fawkes Mask: $30
Cape and Wig: $45

Blowing the hell out of totalitarian England: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's Mastercard: official sponsor of V in his Vendetta

Prostitute-$750
Condoms-$0.15
Reaslising you should have spent more on the latter and less on the former-priceless

Guy Fawkes Mask: $30
Cape and Wig: $45

Blowing the hell out of totalitarian England: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's Mastercard: official sponsor of V in his Vendetta
B for Baguette (http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/03-17-06-hunger/Kerro.jpg)

Seahawks Alternate "Heavy Metal" Jersey: $75
2 Seahawks season tickets: $1250
Being there to see this http://thebestsportsblog.com/images/shockeyshocked.gif go down: Priceless

4 yards black fabric $23.00
1 yard red fabric $2.00
prothsetc ears $7.00

taking your kid to their first trek convention in style.....priceless. ;)

diamond necklace - $5000.00
matching earrings - $2000.00
putting it on your ex-husband's card - priceless

1/8th an Ounce-$40
Bag with a cap and two stems-$20

Telling the talking chameleon with the rotating barber pole coloring that suddenly appeared about the things that you can't buy with a MasterCard-Priceless.

Two Tickets to see Firewall: $18.50
Dinner at a fancy restaurant for two: $22.00

Running out of gas halfway home and being stranded on the side of the highway with your girlfriend: priceless.

There are some things money can't buy. And there's some things it can. Credit cards aren't money. Quit lying to us, you bastard credit card companies.

Buying a one way ticket to the Medeteranian: $5000
Buying $2000 worth of Euros: $2000
Dissapearing into the sunny Medeteranian and never paying your credit card off: Priceless

http://www.memphis-schools.k12.tn.us/schools/georgiaave.es/Coke%20Xmas%20Party%2003/coke%20group.JPG

Coke-Cola: $1.70

The shameless cardboard cut-out made for the very purpose of exploiting the Christmas Spirit: $13.40

Google image search: $0

Realising that NationStates General has an "insert image" button: priceless.

Money can't buy the chance to look obnoxious, but the internet sure can.

This (http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_humor_pricelessprotest.asp):D

http://www.memphis-schools.k12.tn.us/schools/georgiaave.es/Coke%20Xmas%20Party%2003/coke%20group.JPG
That guy in the middle looks like the hedgehog. Tell me it isn't him!

masturbation: priceless, sod the rest.

Opening a promising thread: One click
Posting a witty reply: 15 seconds of typing
Feeding the Troll: Priceless

The cheapest bottle of hooch in the store: €3,70
Latex gloves: €4,95
Family jar of vaseline: €6,95
The largest cucumber you can find: €1,25
The look on the clerk's face at checkout: Priceless

1/8 of skunk: £20
large tub of ice cream: £3
Big television: £500

Sitting dribbling like a cretin at a screen for 6 hours while chocolate ice cream melts all over your crotch: priceless.

Book of escape artist techniques: $20
Hidden lockpick: $40
Set of civilian clothes: Stolen

Knowing that no mental hospital can hold you: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy. A world safe from me is one of them. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/aetsch/cheeky-smiley-006.gif

Can of sardines: $2.50
Roll of plastic wrap: $5.00
Cans of whipped Cream, shaving cream, hot fudge, spam, smeat, olives, pickled eggs, and twenty garlic bulbs: $45.00
Two buckets of flourescent pink paint: $20.00

The look on the face of the guy who thought you'd take a prank sitting down: Priceless

There are somethings money can't buy. For vengeance against the fools that incur your wrath, there's Mastercard.

This (http://www.strategypage.com/humor/articles/military_humor_pricelessprotest.asp)
What? (http://www.brushwoodart.com/brushwoodart/painting/art/what-what-web.jpg)
*finally figures out how to do the fancy link in the text thing*

Fancy laptop: €1200
High-speed internet: €25
Realizing you're starting to dream about NS General after you were online until 6:30 am: priceless

Fancy laptop: €1200
High-speed internet: €25
Realizing you're starting to dream about NS General after you were online until 6:30 am: priceless


I wonder what an NS dream would be like...

Text based dreams?

12 pints of Guinness: £16.20
A stolen 'No Entry' sign: Free
Causing havoc in a city that has a one-way system: Priceless

There's some things money can buy. For everything else, there's drunkenness.

I wonder what an NS dream would be like...

Text based dreams?
Short answer: you'll find out soon enough, my fellow night owl.
Long answer: I don't know what you mean by "text based", but I basically dreamt of the voices thread (no surprise there, considering how much time I spent in it). Which really should have made for quite pleasant dreams ;), except that I slept like shit and woke up a billion times and was all messed up in my head.

So, to stay on topic:

Milk and cornflakes consumed while staying logged on to NS General too long: €1
Future weekly therapy session because of braincells destroyed while staying logged on to NS General too long: €300
Dreaming of NSers voices: priceless

Text based dreams?Had one once. Not about NationStates though...

Short answer: you'll find out soon enough, my fellow night owl.
Long answer: I don't know what you mean by "text based", but I basically dreamt of the voices thread (no surprise there, considering how much time I spent in it). Which really should have made for quite pleasant dreams ;), except that I slept like shit and woke up a billion times and was all messed up in my head.

So, to stay on topic:

Milke and cornflakes consumed while staying logged on to NS General too long: €1
Future weekly therapy session because of braincells destroyed while staying logged on to NS General too long: €300
Dreaming of NSers voices: priceless
I fall asleep to streaming old time radio plays like The Shadow and X-Minus One, which does some fucked up things to my dreams...

Computer bought with student loan money-I have honestly forgoten...more than I can pay back.
Internet connection poached off my roommate's wireless-free
Falling asleep to streaming old time radio plays-also free
Wondering why all your dreams have an organ and a narrator-priceless.

Had one once. Not about NationStates though...
Zork?

Zork?I died in my dream. Then the screen went blank, and I got a text message basically telling me that I was dead.

I died in my dream. Then the screen went blank, and I got a text message basically telling me that I was dead.
Good thing you had an extra man.

A length of Rope: £20
Two cones: £10
Watching Dr.Jones panting in the mud like a dog: priceless

Topical, and pertinent to my school, but so amusing.

On the jocular topic: Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He saw the gas bill.:)

I died in my dream. Then the screen went blank, and I got a text message basically telling me that I was dead.

> EXAMINE SELF

1 University Mass Spectrometer - £15,678.
1 Screwdriver - £0.90
1 Paper Clip - £0.000001
1 Enthusiastic Amateur Saboteur from another department - £100
The look on that lecturers face when his entire research project on magnetic liquids splashed itself all over the ceiling - Priceless.



There are somethings that money can't buy. Revenge for a failed relationship isn't one of them.

The school-themed one:

Wood for loft bed: $298.67
Tuition for new school: $1600
Room and board for one school year: $4900
Finally being among people you can talk to on your own level: PRICELESS

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, get a checking account. :)

And the NationStates-roleplay-themed one:

Prototype Vanguard-class Interstellar Escort Frigate: 23 billion Taredi credits
Government funding for Siege Cannon research: 115 billion Taredi credits
Long-term supply of ammunition for Siege Cannon: 500 billion Taredi credits
Watching your enemy's capital city get wiped out from orbit: PRICELESS

There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, just raise taxes. :)

I wonder what an NS dream would be like...

Text based dreams?
sadly enough i can tell you...tho this happens to me when i stay up all night reading...you dont dream in pictures like normal, you dream words...all you see is words, some times its like some one is reading them...or its like a chat window with a few differnt people typing/talking....quite cool actualy :)