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Hahaha racists suck

Europa alpha
19-03-2006, 13:00
WELL DONE, BRITISH AIRWAYS!

This scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg, South Africa
and London, England.

A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.

Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess.
"You obviously do not see it then?" she snorted "You've placed me next
to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."

"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken.
I will go to see if another place is available."

The hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later.
"Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the Economy Class.
I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the Business Class. All the same, we still have one place in the First Class."

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued.

"It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the Economy Class to sit in the First Class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be
scandalous to make someone sit next to someone sooooo disgusting."

She turned to the black guy, and said, "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First Class."


At that moment, the other passengers, who'd been shocked by what they had just witnessed, stood up and applauded.

WELL DONE, British Airways..........................


Lol :p whats the best thing you've ever seen like this?
Poll coming.
Mariehamn
19-03-2006, 13:04
whats the best thing you've ever seen like this?
That woman is an idiot. When ever you taking long flights, you make the person next to your buddy. Offer to hold on to something for them, like booze or a bag. When meal time comes, wake them up, if they're sleeping. They'll return the favor the entire time. That way, you can pretty much do whatever, and rest assured your crap is safe, thanks to your vigilent seat buddy.

Kudos to the crew on that flight of British Airways. *round of applause*
Europa alpha
19-03-2006, 13:10
(bump)

Im sorryy :(

Anywho, this thread is really about what you think should happen with racists, should they be laughed at and poked, shot and castrated, lynched, exiled, put into office, or blinked at in a blank manner.
DHomme
19-03-2006, 13:11
Urban legend. Nice story though.
Digsy
19-03-2006, 13:13
That woman is an idiot. When ever I'm taking long flights, you make the person next to your buddy. Offer to hold on to something for them, like booze or a bag. When meal time comes, wake them up, if they're sleeping. They'll return the favor the entire time. That way, you can pretty much do whatever, and rest assured your crap is safe, thanks to your vigilent seat buddy.

Kudos to the crew on that flight of British Airways. *round of applause*

Yeah this is a good idea, although waking people up is probably the exception. I once had to sit next to this gigantically obese man, he literaly overlaped half of my seat. I was pretty pissed off, but we got talking and he whittled me a pipe. In the end probably one of the better flights I've had.

Yeah my post has nothing to do with racism ... so wat you *insert (in)appropriate racial slur here*.
Cannot think of a name
19-03-2006, 13:15
Snopes (http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnoxious.asp) wasn't really clear on this story. If true, sharp thinking (see what I did there? No, probably not-cookies to anyone who gets that...).

Ignored, I guess. Let 'em talk themselves silly, until maybe they see that it's silly. I don't know, really. I don't feel compelled to do anything with them. They're a pain to be around...ba dum bump...
Randomlittleisland
19-03-2006, 13:16
(bump)

Im sorryy :(

Anywho, this thread is really about what you think should happen with racists, should they be laughed at and poked, shot and castrated, lynched, exiled, put into office, or blinked at in a blank manner.

All of the above, but not neccessarily in that order.
DHomme
19-03-2006, 13:20
(bump)

Im sorryy :(

Anywho, this thread is really about what you think should happen with racists, should they be laughed at and poked, shot and castrated, lynched, exiled, put into office, or blinked at in a blank manner.

Organised racists should be forced off the streets through working-class self defence.

As for individual racists, I think they should be argued with constantly until they change their ideas. If that fails, then do whatever the hell you like with them. I won't exactly shed a tear.
Europa alpha
19-03-2006, 13:21
Organised racists should be forced off the streets through working-class self defence.

As for individual racists, I think they should be argued with constantly until they change their ideas. If that fails, then do whatever the hell you like with them. I won't exactly shed a tear.
Perhaps youd all like to hear about a certain secret society that parallels itself to the KKK with obvious opposites.

They march against racism in hoods.
Its not their fault if some members take it too far.
(twitch)
MAHOK BROTHERS.
Katganistan
19-03-2006, 13:30
WELL DONE, BRITISH AIRWAYS!

This scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg, South Africa
and London, England.

A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.

Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess.
"You obviously do not see it then?" she snorted "You've placed me next
to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."

"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken.
I will go to see if another place is available."

The hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later.
"Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the Economy Class.
I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the Business Class. All the same, we still have one place in the First Class."

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued.

"It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the Economy Class to sit in the First Class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be
scandalous to make someone sit next to someone sooooo disgusting."

She turned to the black guy, and said, "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First Class."


At that moment, the other passengers, who'd been shocked by what they had just witnessed, stood up and applauded.

WELL DONE, British Airways..........................


Lol :p whats the best thing you've ever seen like this?
Poll coming.

Too bad it never happened.
http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnoxious.asp
DHomme
19-03-2006, 13:37
Perhaps youd all like to hear about a certain secret society that parallels itself to the KKK with obvious opposites.

They march against racism in hoods.
Its not their fault if some members take it too far.
(twitch)
MAHOK BROTHERS.

Antifa?
Cannot think of a name
19-03-2006, 13:38
Too bad it never happened.
http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnoxious.asp
Haha! I finally beat someone to the Snopes punch!
Europa alpha
19-03-2006, 13:43
Antifa?

No.

We start by annihilating racism and sexism, then we will move onto higher level criminals such as sex criminals ect.

We will annihilate racism through public demonstration and reeducation, we do not endorse some of our more hardcore members... doing things.
DHomme
19-03-2006, 13:45
No.

We start by annihilating racism and sexism, then we will move onto higher level criminals such as sex criminals ect.

We will annihilate racism through public demonstration and reeducation, we do not endorse some of our more hardcore members... doing things.

Organised racists are a threat to us all. If we allow them to function then we are allowing people to be victimised and oppressed.
Europa alpha
19-03-2006, 13:47
Organised racists are a threat to us all. If we allow them to function then we are allowing people to be victimised and oppressed.

Agreed.
Thats why we need organised Anti-Racists.
DHomme
19-03-2006, 13:48
Agreed.
Thats why we need organised Anti-Racists.

It's also why we should accept violence as a tool in the struggle against them
Mariehamn
19-03-2006, 13:49
Thats why we need organised Anti-Racists.
While we're at it, let's get organized White Christian Terrorists to fight against the Muslim Extremist Terrorists.
Europa alpha
19-03-2006, 13:49
It's also why we should accept violence as a tool in the struggle against them

Brother :D

Join the society ;)

If anyone is interested, telegram me.

We operate communaly and internationally, if you are too far away to join the Welsh sect, we give you permission to use our sites and tools and name ect to start your own sect.

We will help with organisation ect.

We operate without a leader although i have been running things for a long while.

Each member is required to pass the following test.

1. Are you of the opinion that any of the following people deserve less rights than others.
Gays, Bi's, Atheists, Blacks, Whites, Hispanics, Jews, Slav's, Aarians, Native Americans, Indians, Asians, Europeans, Africans, Australians or Americans.

2. Are you of the opinion that violence is a tool that is useful in the right hands to put across an idea for the greater good.

3. Are you willing to attend meetings and/or start your own sect within the cult.



We do acknowledge some may be less willing than others to get there hands... dirty.
As such we do allow "Stand there and look pretty" membership.
You may disallow this within your own sect.
Mt-Tau
19-03-2006, 14:21
That woman is an idiot. When ever you taking long flights, you make the person next to your buddy. Offer to hold on to something for them, like booze or a bag. When meal time comes, wake them up, if they're sleeping. They'll return the favor the entire time. That way, you can pretty much do whatever, and rest assured your crap is safe, thanks to your vigilent seat buddy.

Kudos to the crew on that flight of British Airways. *round of applause*

Eg: Single serving friends.
Wentland
19-03-2006, 14:32
When meal time comes, wake them up, if they're sleeping.
Oh, it was YOU that nudged me from sweet sweet oblivion to have an emaciated chicken nugget in saliva sauce topped with three hundredweight of expired broccoli? Thanks a bunch.
Mariehamn
19-03-2006, 14:39
Eg: Single serving friends.
*doesn't understand*
Thanks a bunch.
You're welcome.