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Mindless, jovial little game. What do you think other NS Generalites greatest nightmare would be like?

I'll start:

Eutrusca - A threesome with Jane Fonda and Sean Penn.

Sinuhue - Scientific proof that it is, in fact, a man's world.

Fass - Scientific proof that there is a god and the Baptists got it right.

Kanabia - A world without beer.

Any takers? Might be fun! :)

Oh, okay, those nightmares...

The Nazz and Fass: That the Conservative really do know what's best for everyone, and that the Socialist government do not.

Ooh ...

DHomme - Galactic Emperor For Life Karl Rove

That I"m not really being ignored, I've inadverdantly logged on to a site run by Homland Security. :eek:

The United States falling under the control of a corporate-religious junta willing to throw away the lives of the middle and lower class to achieve their own goals.

Wait, you meant a sleeping nightmare?

:D

The United States falling under the control of a corporate-religious junta willing to throw away the lives of the middle and lower class to achieve their own goals.

I think you know too much. Please come with us. We have some ... gifts for you.

Neo-K's greatest nightmare: He's not that funny or random, and anything with anarcho- in front of it is wrong.

Corneliu, that one day he'll mangle common usage in a make-or-break career moment, prompting all in attendance to laugh long & hard while pointing at his reddening features.

Mindless, jovial little game. What do you think other NS Generalites greatest nightmare would be like?

I'll start:

Eutrusca - A threesome with Jane Fonda and Sean Penn.

Any takers? Might be fun! :)
You forgot Sheehan!! :D

You forgot Sheehan!! :D

*tee hee*

The Nazz and Fass: That the Conservative really do know what's best for everyone, and that the Socialist government do not.

Heresy. Our socialist overlords may rule us with an iron, but lubed, fist, as I once put it, but at least they are cuddly and their values cosy, and they offer reach-arounds.

My nightmare would be to one day wake up and discover that Keruvalia is straight.

Corneliu, that one day he'll mangle common usage in a make-or-break career moment, prompting all in attendance to laugh long & hard while pointing at his reddening features.
I disagree. I think his nightmare would be to wake up in Iraq with a bunch of insurgents shooting at him.

My nightmare would be to one day wake up and discover that Keruvalia is straight.

Awwww ... no worries there, love. I'm as bent as a palm tree in a hurricane.

Awwww ... no worries there, love. I'm as bent as a palm tree in a hurricane.

I guess I have my bending over assignment cut out for me, then.

all of NS: to wake up and find out that i have taken over the world :)

I guess I have my bending over assignment cut out for me, then.

Woohoo! But not here ... the US tends to frown upon that sort of thing. Stupid draconic conservatives. We'll meet in your country.

all of NS: to wake up and find out that i have taken over the world :)

EEK! :eek:

Woohoo! But not here ... the US tends to frown upon that sort of thing. Stupid draconic conservatives. We'll meet in your country.

Aww, but the love that dare not speak its name is so much dirtier when it isn't allowed to speak its name. Still, our toys are light years ahead of yours, so it evens out.

Refused Party Program: Scientific proof is found unarguably pointing to the simple fact that he is not the center of the multiverse. I am.

Smunkeeville: There is a God, and its exemplified virtues include idolatry, extramarital sex, and child abuse.

Lord-General Drache: Neo Rogolia.

Commie Catholics: Lashie is right.

Lashie: Commie Catholics is right.

Colodia: He failed to study Political Science correctly and is thus ineligible for the position of President of the United States. In addition, Canada is proven to be the greatest country on earth, with the USA nineteenth.

Hey, this is easier than Fass!

all of NS: to wake up and find out that i have taken over the world :)
Antikythera: to wake up and find out that I control him/her/it/them.

:p

Refused Party Program: Scientific proof is found unarguably pointing to the simple fact that he is not the center of the multiverse. I am.

:D

Lunatic Goofballs:

He opens his morning newspaper to find out that all mud has been deemed toxic and kills upon contact.

Fass wakes up to find himself in the US military, Eut is his commanding officer, and I am his Sergeant. :eek:

Fass wakes up to find himself in the US military, Eut is his commanding officer, and I am his Sergeant. :eek:

Hmm, military threesome. Who'll ask, and who'll tell? Oh, the possibilities...

Fass wakes up to find himself in the US military, Eut is his commanding officer, and I am his Sergeant. :eek:


Oooh kinky.

Pure Metal: Marries into the Manilow family.

Antikythera: to wake up and find out that I control him/her/it/them.

:p
hey thats not fair!
and it would be "her" by the way :)

All of the straight males on NS wake up to find out that Aerou is a man.

Cabra West finds out that everything she's been saying about herself is true.

Pure Metal wakes up to find out that Jolt has removed the smilies, all porn in Britain has been outlawed, and Glitziness has moved to /insert name of far-off country here/.

Carnivorous Lickers wakes up to find out that he has testicular cancer and will need to be... amputated... if he wants to survive.

Gruenberg realises that he actually feels compassion.

Bleenie turns into a dog.

Hmm, military threesome. Who'll ask, and who'll tell? Oh, the possibilities...

ROLFLAMO :D

All of the straight males on NS wake up to find out that Aerou is a man.

Given my track record of falling for girls who turn out to be lesbians, that wouldn't be too big a stretch.

hey thats not fair!
and it would be "her" by the way :)
But isn't it? You see, I'm the Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse and can do whatever you want, whereas you're a lowly mortal. In fact, you may be just living in a virtual reality controlled from my computer and you just haven't realised it yet. /evil laughter/

CanuckHeaven wakes up to find himself/herself a Bush loving, Rush Limbaugh, right wing Republican. :eek:

Mindless, jovial little game. What do you think other NS Generalites greatest nightmare would be like?

I'll start:

Eutrusca - A threesome with Jane Fonda and Sean Penn.
[ runs screaming from the room! ] :eek:

CanuckHeaven wakes up to find himself/herself a Bush loving, Rush Limbaugh, right wing Republican. :eek:

That would induce suicide. Somebody's been sucking on Despair Squid Ink again.

:D

And some more nightmare scenarios:

Corneliu: Everyone he's ever argued with on General is not only in the military, but have offices at the Pentagon.

Aryvathya: The Special of the Day (read The Restaurant at the End of the Universe for details)

Too many NSers to mention them all off the bat: Not only Islam is a Religion of Peace, it turns out to be the true picture of the Afterlife.

You forgot Sheehan!! :D
STFU! [ trout slap! ]

Peechland: I become a mod and can no longer *fraternize* with the likes of you people.

CanuckHeaven wakes up to find himself/herself a Bush loving, Rush Limbaugh, right wing Republican. :eek:
*CanuckHeaven finally realizes what it is like to be brain dead!! :D

Sorry but I couldn't resist.... :p

But isn't it? You see, I'm the Supreme Ruler of the Multiverse and can do whatever you want, whereas you're a lowly mortal. In fact, you may be just living in a virtual reality controlled from my computer and you just haven't realised it yet. /evil laughter/

*sits on the floor and pouts*
i wanted to take over thte world....how about i get to rule earth....and you get the rest of the universe?

Hah, I don't think anyone knows me well enough know what I'd be afraid of.

Celtlund wakes up to find himself as the campaign manager for President Hilary Clinton's re-election bid in 2012, while George Bush is serving a life sentence for his crimes against humanity.

STFU! [ trout slap! ]
Awww come on.....you have been looking for a large breasted playmate?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d6/Cindy_Sheehan_VFP.jpg/180px-Cindy_Sheehan_VFP.jpg

*sits on the floor and pouts*
i wanted to take over thte world....how about i get to rule earth....and you get the rest of the universe?
Oh, if you really insist. I can give you that, in perspective insignificant speck of dust in the Multiverse—no-one's ruling it now and it's falling into chaos, very bad indeed—I suspect it needs someone with the right proportion of ambition.

/ceremony/

Rise, Dame Antikythera! I dub thee Ruler of Terra II, Sol System, Milky Way, Universe 7567, Sector 3418A, Multiverse D31C8, Khoen Vanaar. Thou art thus entitled to thy duties in such a position of authority, and 50 cents off a NEW Boeing 747, available only through June 1st! Order today and you get a free "I sold my soul to Czardas for 50 cents" T-shirt along with the shipment! (T-shirt comes in two sizes: XXS and XXXXL only. T-shirt may or may not exist. Resistance is futile. &c.)

/end ceremony/

Oh, if you really insist. I can give you that, in perspective insignificant speck of dust in the Multiverse—no-one's ruling it now and it's falling into chaos, very bad indeed—I suspect it needs someone with the right proportion of ambition.

/ceremony/

Rise, Dame Antikythera! I dub thee Ruler of Terra II, Sol System, Milky Way, Universe 7567, Sector 3418A, Multiverse D31C8, Khoen Vanaar. Thou art thus entitled to thy duties in such a position of authority, and 50 cents off a NEW Boeing 747, available only through June 1st! Order today and you get a free "I sold my soul to Czardas for 50 cents" T-shirt along with the shipment! (T-shirt comes in two sizes: XXS and XXXXL only. T-shirt may or may not exist. Resistance is futile. &c.)

/end ceremony/


gee thanks


:rolleyes:

gee thanks
What? You don't want to save 50 cents on a new Boeing 747? Imagine! If you buy two thousand of them, you're saving $100! Think of what you could buy with that money!

;)
Well, at least you can put "Ruler of Earth" in your signature now and link it to that post. (hint, hint)

Awww come on.....you have been looking for a large breasted playmate?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d6/Cindy_Sheehan_VFP.jpg/180px-Cindy_Sheehan_VFP.jpg
[ hurls ]

What? You don't want to save 50 cents on a new Boeing 747? Imagine! If you buy two thousand of them, you're saving $100! Think of what you could buy with that money!

;)
Well, at least you can put "Ruler of Earth" in your signature now and link it to that post. (hint, hint)

i was thinking more of what i could buy if i didnt buy a 747 :)
o true! fun fun * is ruler of earth*

[ hurls ]


haha! Is she not your type?

i was thinking more of that i could buy if i didnt buy a 747 :)
o true! fun fun * is ruler of earth*
Well, true! If you don't buy a 747, you're saving over $1 million! ;)
Hint: Try this for your sig.
Ruler of Earth (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10598306&postcount=44)

Pure Metal - wakes up to a world where Hanson is the only band allowed to make music...and listening to them is mandatory.

Czardas - does not become ruler of the multiverse, but spends the rest of his life as the real ruler's servant in a painfully humiliating way.

The Plutonian Empire - all women become lesbians.

Santa Barbara - the world becomes communist...and he realizes he likes it better that way.

Letila - the world becomes overtly capitalist...and he realizes he likes it better that way.

Adriatica II - morals are proven to be relative.

Kanabia - A world without beer.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

:D

Czardas - does not become ruler of the multiverse, but spends the rest of his life as the real ruler's servant in a painfully humiliating way.
Haha! I'm a step ahead of you there, mortal... I already am the ruler of the multiverse! Hahahahahaha! Kyahahahahaha! MUWAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAhahahAhahaHh!!!!!11!11!1one

Haha! I'm a step ahead of you there, mortal... I already am the ruler of the multiverse! Hahahahahaha! Kyahahahahaha! MUWAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAhahahAhahaHh!!!!!11!11!1oneBut this is what happens in your nightmare...of course it isn't what really happens or anything.

Lunatic Goofballs - all the mud in the world is gone

haha! Is she not your type?
Heh! What do YOU thnk??? :p

Then you must not want to be reminded of this sexy pic of me and her:

http://www.unlc.biz/images/Protest%20015_0001.jpg

:D

Then you must not want to be reminded of this sexy pic of me and her:

http://www.unlc.biz/images/Protest%20015_0001.jpg

:D
You make a cute couple. :D

Hah, I don't think anyone knows me well enough know what I'd be afraid of.

Megaloria: Finds out that watching He-man is strongly linked to cancer.

Corneliu: Everyone he's ever argued with on General is not only in the military, but have offices at the Pentagon.
Best one yet. :D

Let's see if I've got some of the nightmares gauged right:

Pure Metal - wakes up to discover that Glitziness is dead/mortally wounded
Glitziness - wakes up to discover that Pure Metal is dead/mortally wounded
Megaloria - is informed that Jolt now requires the use of at least one smilie in every post, and that an award isgiven to the person who uses the most smilies on Jolt in a day
Czardas - discovers that he is in fact a puppet of the real ruler of the multiverse... who has just banned sarcasm.
Smunkeeville - discovers that it is in fact not possible to raise a family, maintain a stable social life, and log onto NationStates daily
Taredas - wakes up to discover that the American government has been dissolved and replaced by a puritanical, totalitarian theocratic dictatorship, which is now launching a crusade against all the world's "infidels"

That's enough for the moment

Megaloria - is informed that Jolt now requires the use of at least one smilie in every post, with awards given to the person who uses the most smilies in a day

I think that's one of mine too.

I think that's one of mine too.

Oh, and I forgot to mention that bonus points would be given for use of the gun smilies... *gulp*

All of the straight males on NS wake up to find out that Aerou is a man.

Ahhhh, that scares me!

Pure Metal wakes up to find out that Jolt has removed the smilies, all porn in Britain has been outlawed, and Glitziness has moved to /insert name of far-off country here/.

yup, that just about does it :eek:
(my porn!! nooooooooes!! *cries* ;))

Pure Metal - wakes up to a world where Hanson is the only band allowed to make music...and listening to them is mandatory.
i stand corrected :p

Pure Metal wakes up to find out that Jolt has removed the smilies, all porn in Britain has been outlawed, and Glitziness has moved to Santa Cruz, muttering something about goatees, playing up-right bass at poetry slams, while living in 'some dudes' VW...

Which I guess would make mine-

Pure Metal wakes up, thinks that nightmare is true and goes off to do something about it...

Which I guess would make mine-

Pure Metal wakes up, thinks that nightmare is true and goes off to do something about it...
i wouldn't mind too bad if i can come crash in your camper too :P


so i guess yours would be you find a potato stuffed up Veronica's tailpipe... and she promptly blows up... along with all your stash of the icky. terrifiying, i know ;)

i wouldn't mind too bad if i can come crash in your camper too :P


so i guess yours would be you find a potato stuffed up Veronica's tailpipe... and she promptly blows up... along with all your stash of the icky. terrifiying, i know ;)
Well, the icky practically grows wild here, but losing Veronica...I-I just can't...it's horrifying...I have to go check on her right now...


...ah, nice and safe...now I feel better...

RE-EDIT: Oh yeah, and totally you can crash. I have two of them now, though the second isn't anywhere near as cool. It's an '85 Vanagon that I've started calling The Lego. But it has a more comfortable bed then Veronica.

[QUOTE=CanuckHeaven]Celtlund wakes up to find himself as the campaign manager for President Hilary Clinton's re-election bid in 2012, while George Bush is serving a life sentence for his crimes against humanity.[/QUOTE

:D :D

Adriatica II - morals are proven to be relative.

So true. :p

Eutrusca: doesn't turn up to vote in the presidential election, Hillary Clinton wins by one vote.

Eutrusca: doesn't turn up to vote in the presidential election, Hillary Clinton wins by one vote.
Popular vote? Like that matters. :p

Lunatic Goofballs:

He opens his morning newspaper to find out that all mud has been deemed toxic and kills upon contact.

AIEEE!!! :eek:

Lunatic Goofballs - all the mud in the world is gone
AIEEEE!!! :eek:

Eutrusca : Finds himself forced to move to France

Carnivorous Lickers : There's a full moon, and he doesn't turn into a werewolf

Hullepupp : Suddenly has to face the consequences of all his actions

Smukeeville : Finds out that homeschooling is in fact bad for kids and turns out to turn them into atheists

Pure Metal : GLitziness internet connection is broken beyond repair

All the rest : NS is down for weeks...

All the rest : NS is dow for weeks...

NOOOOEESSS!

Bogmarsh wakes up and finds that the voting age has been lowered to 14 - and not raised to 35. He would commit suicide in protest... but that would make too many people too happy - which is also one of his nightmares.

My worst nightmare? Not telling, sorry.

I wake up to find the world populated solely by republican fundamentalists and i am the only one who isn't: the pope! :eek:

I wake up to find the world populated solely by republican fundamentalists and i am the only one who isn't: the pope! :eek:
LMAO! The "boogyman" has been replaced in folklore by the evil Republican Fundamentalist! Mwahahaha! :D

Wakes up to find all people are born 18 years of age or older.

You make a cute couple. :D

Ahahaha ... now where's that trout .... :p

My new worst nightmare is waking up to Eutrusca blowing out my eardrums with his Staff Sergeant Yell-A-Thon. Holy crap. :eek:

LMAO! The "boogyman" has been replaced in folklore by the evil Republican Fundamentalist! Mwahahaha! :D

I'm coming to cut your taxes!!!!! Ugggghhhh!!!!

My new worst nightmare is waking up to Eutrusca blowing out my eardrums with his Staff Sergeant Yell-A-Thon. Holy crap. :eek:

Now, that's something I would simply refuse to dream about.... :p

Now, that's something I would simply refuse to dream about.... :p Believe me - if your hear it once, it'll never leave you. *shudders*

Santa Barbara - the world becomes communist...and he realizes he likes it better that way.


Hey, thats not a nightmare if I actually like it better that way. That would just mean that I'm obviously part of the communist ruling elite, and that at my word I can have anyone summarily executed, and I get to concentrate all the wealth and political power into my hands... for the good of the people, that is. Everyone loves me, and I have achieved the perfect society. Anyone who disagrees is again summarily executed, so no one disagrees, and the world has achieved perfection. I relax with some vodka and my choice of big-breasted comrades. Not that bad really. :)

OceanDrive: wakes up to realize that Israel is the world's superpower, that his wife is The Holy Womble, and that jewwatch.com is not a real source.

Ravea: Muffins banned. In fact, all baked goods are to be burned.

Let's see if I've got some of the nightmares gauged right:

Pure Metal - wakes up to discover that Glitziness is dead/mortally wounded
Glitziness - wakes up to discover that Pure Metal is dead/mortally wounded
Megaloria - is informed that Jolt now requires the use of at least one smilie in every post, and that an award isgiven to the person who uses the most smilies on Jolt in a day
Czardas - discovers that he is in fact a puppet of the real ruler of the multiverse... who has just banned sarcasm.
Smunkeeville - discovers that it is in fact not possible to raise a family, maintain a stable social life, and log onto NationStates daily
Taredas - wakes up to discover that the American government has been dissolved and replaced by a puritanical, totalitarian theocratic dictatorship, which is now launching a crusade against all the world's "infidels"

That's enough for the moment....You have 45 posts.

*points and shouts* LURKER!!!

Well, true! If you don't buy a 747, you're saving over $1 million! ;)
Hint: Try this for your sig.
Ruler of Earth (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10598306&postcount=44)
thanks :)

thanks :)
Not a problem, I consider it my duty to correct those people who mysteriously refuse to read the BBCode information at the bottom of each thread window. :p

Wakes up to find all people are born 18 years of age or older.
You mean that puts me in my 30s? With almost no chance to use my brain cells before they disintegrate? Oh noez!!!1

;')

I'm coming to cut your taxes!!!!! Ugggghhhh!!!!
(Cries out in pain and suffering)

Damn you for giving me extra money! Damn you to hell!!!

Holy Paradise's nightmare: The world is ruled by one government, and Hillary Clinton is in charge. Plus, Holy Paradise is her husband.

LURKER!!!
I don't think you can cry lurker.
*points to Kreitzmoorlands and Mariehamns join date and post count*
*waits to get ousted*

Czardas - One day he suddenly finds himself completely unable to make use of sarcasm. Then, he begins to slowly transform into a hyper-social, mindless sheep who becomes the most popular, slimy and promiscuous celebriety in the history of humanity, and whose efforts end up saving humanity from what would otherwise had been it's inevitable doom.

Czardas - One day he suddenly finds himself completely unable to make use of sarcasm. Then, he begins to slowly transform into a hyper-social, mindless sheep who becomes the most popular, slimy and promiscuous celebriety in the history of humanity, and whose efforts end up saving humanity from what would otherwise had been it's inevitable doom.
You know him so well.

I don't think you can cry lurker.
*points to Kreitzmoorlands and Mariehamns join date and post count*
*waits to get ousted*
I'm definately not the most prolific poster around, but I do contrubute when I have something to say, and also when I don't, depressingly often.

but to have that much knowledge of NSers, and forty-five posts is a bit creepy.

Oh, and I forgot to mention that bonus points would be given for use of the gun smilies... *gulp*

AARGH!

Cabra West: wakes up from a blurry drunken night to find herself in a threesome with Kievan-Prussia.

I don't think you can cry lurker.
*points to Kreitzmoorlands and Mariehamns join date and post count*
*waits to get ousted*

What's the problem with being a lurker? Seems a little strange to just read things that strangers write and rarely participate, but I don't think it's WRONG...

Me.
a bed.
Midgits.

(shudders)

Me.
a bed.
Midgits.

(shudders)

Midgets...printed on your sheets? :D

Pure Metal - Wakes up to find that Glitziness has left him for the youngest Hanson brother.

Fass- To wake up straight only to find he just had an orgy with a bunch of drunk conservative Women.

All of the straight males on NS wake up to find out that Aerou is a man.

I think every NS male under age 17 would die right then....

Running out of carrots.

Cabra West: wakes up from a blurry drunken night to find herself in a threesome with Kievan-Prussia.

*tee hee*

Letila - wakes up pregnant with my baby.

*tee hee*

Letila - wakes up pregnant with my baby.

Keruvalia - wakes up pregnant.

Keruvalia - wakes up pregnant.

AHHHHHHHH!!!!

*runs from the thread*

Get it off me ... Get it off meeeee!!!

I wake up and a Republican isnt in office. God that would be scary.
I see liberals *runs screaming from the room*

I wake up and a Republican isnt in office. God that would be scary.
I see liberals *runs screaming from the room*
Well, where were you when Clinton was in office?

Not being part of the New World Order when it comes.

Eut, me, or anyother NS'r with even slightly conservative values:
Hillary Clinton become president and she appoints Sheehan and Michael Moore into her cabinet.:(

Hillary Clinton become president

We leftists are afraid of that as much as ya'll are.

Eut, me, or anyother NS'r with even slightly conservative values:
Hillary Clinton become president and she appoints Sheehan and Michael Moore into her cabinet.:(
if this happens i will be laughing as the east trains its wepons on DC

Eut, me, or anyother NS'r with even slightly conservative values:
Hillary Clinton become president and she appoints Sheehan and Michael Moore into her cabinet.:(

That might even give Chuck Norris a bruise :eek:

RE-EDIT: Oh yeah, and totally you can crash. I have two of them now, though the second isn't anywhere near as cool. It's an '85 Vanagon that I've started calling The Lego. But it has a more comfortable bed then Veronica.
cheers buddy :)
yeah, the good bed would be appreciated... *cough* ;)


Pure Metal : GLitziness internet connection is broken beyond repair

ah, not so bad... would just have to go see her for real (and stay!) till it gets fixed :P

All the rest : NS is down for weeks...
:eek: now you're scaring me :eek:

Every logical member of this forum is turned into a raging religious fanatic and/or angry baboon, proceeding to litter the General Forum with shit flinging and conflicting dogma.

You know him so well.
Not necessarily. It just requires a bit of thinking... and a lot of stalking.


/flees in terror/ ;)

Every logical member of this forum is turned into a raging religious fanatic and/or angry baboon, proceeding to litter the General Forum with shit flinging and conflicting dogma.
And that would differ from the current situation how?

Czardas decides to see what this whole "RL" things is about, and accidentally lowers his guard enough to hit puberty and develop a "life." In the process, he discovers that the Universe doesn't revolve around him, and becomes a polite well-rounded family man with a mortgage, a minivan, and 2.5 kids.

Czardas decides to see what this whole "RL" things is about, and accidentally lowers his guard enough to hit puberty and develop a "life." In the process, he discovers that the Universe doesn't revolve around him, and becomes a polite well-rounded family man with a mortgage, a minivan, and 2.5 kids.

You know, Fiddles...I wasnt going to ask...but...well, ya se...

How the hell do you have 2.5 kids?!?!

Czardas decides to see what this whole "RL" things is about, and accidentally lowers his guard enough to hit puberty and develop a "life." In the process, he discovers that the Universe doesn't revolve around him, and becomes a polite well-rounded family man with a mortgage, a minivan, and 2.5 kids.
i think that's everybody else's nightmare... i mean, czardas' spawn? two (point five) of them?? :eek:

We leftists are afraid of that as much as ya'll are.

hmm...well then where the hell does she get her support from?

hmm...well then where the hell does she get her support from?

50% of the population. . .

if you can't get it. . .well. . .

i think that's everybody else's nightmare... i mean, czardas' spawn? two (point five) of them?? :eek:
Be glad I can't get artificial insemination from Fiddles then. :p

You know, Fiddles...I wasnt going to ask...but...well, ya se...

How the hell do you have 2.5 kids?!?!
Very carefully.
It is a reference to the Half Boy from the Phantom Tollbooth, and there really is no better explanation for it.

....You have 45 posts.

*points and shouts* LURKER!!!

Unfortunately, I seem to recall that forum games aren't allowed here in General... and forum games usually make up a good third or more of my posts on forums that allow them. :(

EDIT:

Krietzmoorland: Wakes up to discover that [Edit: his/her/its... *yamn*, I'm usually more observant...] postcount has been locked at zero in honor of Lurker's Day.

Unfortunately, I seem to recall that forum games aren't allowed here in General... and forum games usually make up a good third or more of my posts on forums that allow them. :(

EDIT:

Krietzmoorland: Wakes up to discover that his postcount has been locked at zero in honor of Lurker's Day.

Krietz is a she;)

Well, where were you when Clinton was in office?
Still swimmin' the vas deferens.

Carnivorous Lickers wakes up to find out that he has testicular cancer and will need to be... amputated... if he wants to survive.




you sick evil fuck.



Otherwise, a pretty funny thread.

Hmm, living under socialism/ communism would constitute a nightmare.

As would being eithe rnear, or actually being, the UN Ambassadorship:p

hmm...well then where the hell does she get her support from?

Middle Class Centrists.

Still swimmin' the vas deferens.
"vans" deferens, isn't it?

Middle Class Centrists.
Where??

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Krietzmoorland: Wakes up to discover that [Edit: his/her/its... *yamn*, I'm usually more observant...] postcount has been locked at zero in honor of Lurker's Day.Sometimes I kinda wish for greater forum anonimity.
But it would be a little sad. My posts are slowly and painstakingly accumulated, so I'd feel bad if they were to disapear, sort of like if a collection of useless, yet coveted objects, like say, single pretty buttons, were to one day be lost.

"vans" deferens, isn't it?nope, he's right.

Well, where were you when Clinton was in office?
In a huddled corner very afraid

Krietz is a she;)

What !?!!?!? This whole time, I've believed a lie....

Still swimmin' the vas deferens.
How do you know you weren't in the epididymis or the prostatic urethra, or even the ejaculatory duct ??? :eek:

"vans" deferens, isn't it?
No, the spermatic duct was not named after a shoe company. :p

Forced to watch a Fass/OcenDrive2/Lyric Menage'trois while they discuss their Trinumvrate Global Geopolitical Rule.

I think my lower Intestine would likely throttle my brain within the first 45 seconds.

In a huddled corner very afraid
Where would one find a "huddled corner"?

Where would one find a "huddled corner"?
you know what I mean, huddled in a corner, why do you have to misquote me.

you know what I mean, huddled in a corner, why do you have to misquote me.
where did he misquote you?:confused:

How do you know you weren't in the epididymis or the prostatic urethra, or even the ejaculatory duct ??? :eek: I *NEVER forget a smell. Can't say the same for other posters though .. well, the possible exception of two or three of them ....
No, the spermatic duct was not named after a shoe company. :p
*FLORT*
Hahaha!

EDIT:Also, i didn't mean *I* was swimming then. I was happily turning tricks and most of it wasn't political. I meant the poster that was being replied to by the person i replied to.

you sick evil fuck.



Otherwise, a pretty funny thread.Hey, isn't one of the perks that people have to stare at and fondle your genitals thoroughly? I mean, before the "main ligative event"?

hmm...well then where the hell does she get her support from?
Hanes ... her way, of course! ;)

In a huddled corner very afraid
Did you have a neat pointy paper hat on too? For EIGHT years?

Well, i'm glad you picked humour as your avenue of success (assuming it wasn't your only resort). It suits you!

Half of NSers - wake up to discover that Chuck Norris does not exist in reality
Me - Anubis Sokar is made a mod
Upward Thrust - wakes up in a Catholic theocracy

Honestly enough, I don't know many of you well enough on the General forum. And I make problems for you by appearing under different names - Mirkana, Maeri, Shalaam, or The Far Realms.

Undelia wakes up to find that he cannot say anything that isn't nice, considerate, polite, compassionate and helpful.

Il Ruffino wakes up to find that food is outlawed.

Ooh ...

DHomme - Galactic Emperor For Life Karl Rove

*shrieks*

Undelia wakes up to find that he cannot say anything that isn't nice, considerate, polite, compassionate and helpful.That's so funny it brings tears to my eyes! :D

you sick evil fuck.
Compared to some of the things I've been called, that's a compliment. :p

Undelia wakes up to find that he cannot say anything that isn't nice, considerate, polite, compassionate and helpful.
:p :D

Cabra West: wakes up from a blurry drunken night to find herself in a threesome with Kievan-Prussia.

That's terrifying.

Hey, isn't one of the perks that people have to stare at and fondle your genitals thoroughly? I mean, before the "main ligative event"?


I admit I'm really dense-even moreso at the moment.
I just dont get it. I read it twice and dont understand.

Compared to some of the things I've been called, that's a compliment. :p




I'm no stranger to being shocking, but referring to me and testicular cancer threw me totally off guard.

I get this feeling you dislike me.

Did you have a neat pointy paper hat on too? For EIGHT years?

Well, i'm glad you picked humour as your avenue of success (assuming it wasn't your only resort). It suits you!
Why do you mock me? Im not trying to be funny, I am an intellucal and I demand to be taken seriously.

"vans" deferens, isn't it?

No, it's "vas."

Half of NSers - wake up to discover that Chuck Norris does not exist in reality


Hang on...Chuck Norris is a real person? I thought he was computer animation.

Mine is waking up in Switzerland next to a naked, clammy Phil Collins...

I admit I'm really dense-even moreso at the moment.
I just dont get it. I read it twice and dont understand.
I mean, before the "big snip", so to speak, people have to arrange things, and such, so you'd get a lot of "nether-region" attention.
Also, ligation, IIRC, is where a constrictor of some kind (string, rubber band, garotte, for example) is wrapped around whatever protrusion is desired to be removed, a little bit beforehand. You've seen Fight Club, right?

Why do you mock me? Im not trying to be funny, I am an intellucal and I demand to be taken seriously.
Oh. Your posts led me (and apparently a few other people) in the EXACT *opposite* direction. I guess i'll have to consider all the other merits of your posts ... it may be the case i don't make it that far, though ... please don't task me too much. After all, it's still free.
Still, you put smiles on faces, i *usually* only make people curse and change their alignment.

Hang on...Chuck Norris is a real person? I thought he was computer animation.
That's the second person in as many weeks who was unaware of His Norrisness. This IS turning into a nightmare...

Megaloria: Finds out that watching He-man is strongly linked to cancer.

*Lightning strikes*

IIIIII Haaaaaave Lymphomaaaaaaaaa!

Mine is waking up in Switzerland next to a naked, clammy Phil Collins...

Oh .... My .... GOD!

That image is now burned into my head. I will never get it out.

Thanks.

Loads.


You suck.


:(

Fass: For all gay people to suddenly be straight. Or being forced to live in a vat of Nutella.
Colodia: Banned from the interweb.
Nanakaland: Linux suddenly disappears along with all other open/free OSs.
Rejistania: See above. Or to lose her defensive abilities.
Katganistan: English is no longer a required course.
Melkor: The communists or socialists take over the world.
Aerou: I make everyone speak German.
Czardas: Neo Rogolia falls in love with him.
Liverpool England: Hurricanes. And knives. And hurricanes with knives.

Aerou: I make everyone speak German.

Ewwww, such an ugly language.

Ewwww, such an ugly language.
Deutsche ist wunderbar.
The fact that speaking it makes you sound like a cat being violently ill merely adds character, and those prefix-verb things that split into two peices (one of which goes second place in the sentence and the other one goes to the end) were made that way on purpose for the noble purpose of confusing the French.

Deutsche ist wunderbar.
The fact that speaking it makes you sound like a cat being violently ill merely adds character, and those prefix-verb things that split into two peices (one of which goes second place in the sentence and the other one goes to the end) were made that way on purpose for the noble purpose of confusing the French.

Yes, but they did not have to go to such lengths to confuse them. Overkill always was a German tendency though.

Refused Party Program: Scientific proof is found unarguably pointing to the simple fact that he is not the center of the multiverse. I am.

Smunkeeville: There is a God, and its exemplified virtues include idolatry, extramarital sex, and child abuse.

Lord-General Drache: Neo Rogolia.

Commie Catholics: Lashie is right.

Lashie: Commie Catholics is right.

Colodia: He failed to study Political Science correctly and is thus ineligible for the position of President of the United States. In addition, Canada is proven to be the greatest country on earth, with the USA nineteenth.

Hey, this is easier than Fass!

Oh I don't know... CC can be right about some things... only when I'm agreeing with him though...:D

Why do you mock me? Im not trying to be funny, I am an intellucal and I demand to be taken seriously.So who are you really? :D

Ewwww, such an ugly language.Come on! German is the language of love!
Let's take English, French and German, and compare them with one word:
English: Butterfly. Sounds quaint. Dainty. The French papillion even more so. Neither of these fully encompass the passion that love truly is as... the SCHMETTERLING!!!

I mean, before the "big snip", so to speak, people have to arrange things, and such, so you'd get a lot of "nether-region" attention.
Also, ligation, IIRC, is where a constrictor of some kind (string, rubber band, garotte, for example) is wrapped around whatever protrusion is desired to be removed, a little bit beforehand. You've seen Fight Club, right?


Ha!! "C-spot" ?!? I almost missed this one.

I dont want the nether region attention of that sort. I alread had it unnecessarily shaved when I had my gall bladder removed and I swear the nurse took her sweet time and enjoyed every minute of it. She actually held my equipment to one side and then the other as she lathered it up then shaved the whole area.

I'm no stranger to being shocking, but referring to me and testicular cancer threw me totally off guard.

I get this feeling you dislike me.
Actually, that's how I show that I like people... by exerting my victory over their worst fears. Mwahahahaha! ;)

Czardas: Neo Rogolia falls in love with him.
Now that would be scary. :eek:

Now that would be scary. :eek:No, I think this would be scary (and strangely ironic):
Neo Rogolia: Falls in love with Sinuhue

No, I think this would be scary (and strangely ironic):
Neo Rogolia: Falls in love with Sinuhue
That would be funnier though. :p

Actually, that's how I show that I like people... by exerting my victory over their worst fears. Mwahahahaha! ;)



Interesting. My way of showing I like people might be one of your worst fears. Dont get on my good side. :p

Interesting. My way of showing I like people might be one of your worst fears. Dont get on my good side. :p
I'll do my best. ^_^

Although, really, I have no fears, except that the sky might fall on my head tomorrow... but who cares—tomorrow never comes! [/A&O reference]

I'll do my best. ^_^

Although, really, I have no fears, except that the sky might fall on my head tomorrow... but who cares—tomorrow never comes! [/A&O reference]

certainly a good outlook on things.

you've been in a good mood lately,I've noticed. Glad to see it.

certainly a good outlook on things.

you've been in a good mood lately,I've noticed. Glad to see it.
Uh-oh. /flees/ :p

Eutrusca: Becoming US President Michael Moore's lover.

Or just having a hot threesome with Michael Moore and Cindy Sheehan. Who are also his room-mates.

I dont want the nether region attention of that sort. I alread had it unnecessarily shaved when I had my gall bladder removed and I swear the nurse took her sweet time and enjoyed every minute of it. She actually held my equipment to one side and then the other as she lathered it up then shaved the whole area.
So your kinda averse to the "brazilian wax" thing, that seems to imply. :eek:
I wouldn't be surprised about her amusement. I would think that's kind of par-for-course for that line of work, given how much unpleasantness there is.

So who are you really? :D
myself, Im not sure how to answer that, Im just a guy.

So your kinda averse to the "brazilian wax" thing, that seems to imply. :eek:
I wouldn't be surprised about her amusement. I would think that's kind of par-for-course for that line of work, given how much unpleasantness there is.

Yeah- I didnt like being bald down there and I liked it even less after a week of stubbly regrowth.
She had a handful of me for a good ten minutes. All I could think about was how awkward it would be once the engorgement started. A vivid imagination can be a curse.

Somehow,I lucked out.

I played football in high school (some background for this recurring dream)


So I have this dream every once in a while... maybe monthly or bi-monthly:


I'm late for the game

I'm trying to get my uniform/shoes/helmet together, into the car so i can drive from my house to the game... but i can't find all my equipment.

so in the dream i keep checking my watch --

"Oop, it's 6:58, kickoff is in 2 minutes. I can make it by the end of the first quarter."

several more minutes of searching...

"CRAP, it's 7:12, I can make it by halftime, maybe..."

more searching, becoming more frantic....


"Oh, man, I guess I'll just stay home... no, wait, i'll get in such trouble if i don't make it to the game. HURRY! Where are my shoes?!"

so on and so forth

No, I think this would be scary (and strangely ironic):
Neo Rogolia: Falls in love with Sinuhue
We've been in an illicit love affair for three months now, thanks:)

Worst Nightmares:

BoZZy: being abducted by man-hating radical lesbian feminists in order to father their children.

Czardas: falling hopelessly, and shockingly in love with someone...and being okay with that.

Carnivorous Lickers: having a sex-starved Generalite show up on his doorstep who then initiates a conversation on the subject with his wife.

Fass: being exiled for life in the United States.

Most of y'all: Meeting Chuck Norris and finding out he is really a wuss.

Me: Being trapped in a room with UN Ambassadorship and Kievian-Prussia, my life depending on converting them both into liberal Muslim peacenicks.

I killed it :(

We've been in an illicit love affair for three months now, thanks:)Details would be appreciated...:p

Yeah- I didnt like being bald down there and I liked it even less after a week of stubbly regrowth.
She had a handful of me for a good ten minutes. All I could think about was how awkward it would be once the engorgement started. A vivid imagination can be a curse.

Somehow,I lucked out.
I've heard it often helps everyone involved (mostly) if there's tumescence - especially when "the rippin' and the tearin'" begin. I have my doubts as to my imagination will help on the occasion - if i'm gonna do it, i'm gonna want it to be a good run.
And i *know* the same about the stubble, boy howdy.

Worst Nightmares:



Carnivorous Lickers: having a sex-starved Generalite show up on his doorstep who then initiates a conversation on the subject with his wife.



You werent around when I explained some of the times I'll remark a waitress is cute and can we bring her home? They get a kick out of it and my wife hasnt been outraged.

Maybe if you specified it was a MALE sex-starved Genralite- that might be a nightmare. Or-I could throw him down the well in my basement and have a weekend of fun.

I could throw him down the well in my basement and have a weekend of fun.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

Bingo! *L*