NationStates Jolt Archive

Here, you try to type things with any part of your body (other than fingers) and tell us what it is supposed to be.

Example:

naqt5i9ons5tstes

that was nationstates typed with my nose.

OMG.... I just know what part some NSers are going to use....
:eek:

Here, you try to type things with any part of your body (other than fingers) and tell us what it is supposed to be.

Example:

naqt5i9ons5tstes

that was nationstates typed with my nose.
You do know that the thread title will make everybody think you typed it with your dick, right?

Spam. <-- with teh left big toe

i was typing stuff to glitziness last night with my tongue...

no i won't repeat it because the keys taste terrible :p

i was typing stuff to glitziness last night with my tongue...

For some reason, I wasn't expecting you to say "tongue" when I read the name "Glitziness". I wonder why that is.

im typing with my mouse, does that count

i was typing stuff to glitziness last night with my tongue...

no i won't repeat it because the keys taste terrible :p

That's just because of what you typed with after that... :p

That's just because of what you typed with after that... :p

I'm just waiting for someone to say they typed with their nipples. Cos that'd probably be pretty difficult to do.

Why did I quote Cabra West? Oh, no reason ;)

For some reason, I wasn't expecting you to say "tongue" when I read the name "Glitziness". I wonder why that is.
i think i'd mash too many keys at once to type properly with that... :P

i think i'd mash too many keys at once to type properly with that... :P
Uh-huh, sure. :rolleyes: :p

nii nikpppokled tyhpikng plerasse


its "no nipple typing please" with my elbow

im not gunna type with my dick, i have better things to do with it

Uh-huh, sure. :rolleyes: :p

What she said.

Damn you people for beating me to comments.

nii nikpppokled tyhpikng plerasse


its "no nipple typing please" with my elbow

"No Nipple Typing, Please" with your nipples would've been better.

F-- for effort.

What she said.

Damn you people for beating me to comments.
Wel, that one was practically built-in. He could as well just have said it himself and spare us the trouble. :p

I'm just waiting for someone to say they typed with their nipples. Cos that'd probably be pretty difficult to do.

Why did I quote Cabra West? Oh, no reason ;)

i5 jucsth canty rtesicst a chal.lenfge ...

Thank god for laptops :p ;)

nhfjsnjskfnajkl

That's supposed to be "nationstates." I tried typing with my...never mind.

i5 jucsth canty rtesicst a chal.lenfge ...

Why does that remind me of somebody speaking with a lisp? :p

Why does that remind me of somebody speaking with a lisp? :p

Hey... my nipples don't have a lisp :p

nhfjsnjskfnajkl

That's supposed to be "nationstates." I tried typing with my...never mind.

Eyeball? Ass? Heel? Ankle? Incisors? Ear?

ya well, im on a laptop, nipple typing would be hard

ya well, im on a laptop, nipple typing would be hard

Not true... it's not that difficult. See my post

it#s important to have an agile tonghue.




Blech, that *did* taste pretty yucky.

Eyeball? Ass? Heel? Ankle? Incisors? Ear?

I think you know what I mean...

(Hint: I'm a man.)

it#s important to have an agile tonghue.




Blech, that *did* taste pretty yucky.

now i hsve to try that,b too...

Doesn't taste like anything. But now I think my nose has to be too big... it kept getting in the way :(

I think you know what I mean...

(Hint: I'm a man.)

*gunshot*

Oh, wait... >.>

But now I think my nose has to be too big... it kept getting in the way
Approach from a different angle.

Approach from a different angle.

Different angle? How long do you think my tongue is???

Different angle? How long do you think my tongue is???
Well, my tongue isn't that long. If I go at about a 30 degree angle, I can touch every key. No, I didn't type this with my tongue. There'd be spit all over the place then and it would prolly be bad for the laptop.

i5 jucsth canty rtesicst a chal.lenfge ...

Thank god for laptops :p ;)

Lol, that mental image is priceless.

typed with my nose

Oh yes, perfection :p

i was typing stuff to glitziness last night with my tongue...

no i won't repeat it because the keys taste terrible :p
And I was SO much better! :D me and my long tongue... ;-) :P

For some reason, I wasn't expecting you to say "tongue" when I read the name "Glitziness". I wonder why that is.
That's just because of what you typed with after that... :p
As if he'd waste his time using it for typing :rolleyes: ;) :p

NAAAAtiondstatyesd

'Nationstates' typed with my chin - happy now?

NAAAAtiondstatyesd

'Nationstates' typed with my chin - happy now?
I'm impressed - you managed to hold shift and press N with just your chin? Damn.

I plan to type an argument using my rock-hard penis later.

I think you know what I mean...

(Hint: I'm a man.)
Why don't you just out and say it? Americans are so repressed.

I'm impressed - you managed to hold shift and press N with just your chin? Damn.
He probably used the lock key? Hence the AAAAs?

I'm impressed - you managed to hold shift and press N with just your chin? Damn.

There are two possible explanaitions for this:

1. I have an enourmous arse-shaped chin which enables me to press two keys simultaneosly.

2. I used the caps lock key with my chin.

There are two possible explanaitions for this:

1. I have an enourmous arse-shaped chin which enables me to press two keys simultaneosly.

2. I used the caps lock key with my chin.Option 1, obviously.

Option 1, obviously.

You may be laughing now, but natural selection will inevitably ensure that huge chins will be a key survival trait to humanity - and one day I'll be laughing at everyone else trying to crack open nuts (now the only food source) with their feebly small chins.

It'll happen one day...

n aqttiosstyaqt6e3swa

i used my heel :eek: :D

damned big feet and their inability to type the word 'nationstates' !!!

typed with my to9es

Do fingernails count? :p

coca-cola

It's supposed to be what it says, and I did it with my tongue.

Go, Italian Guys!

coca-cola

It's supposed to be what it says, and I did it with my tongue.

Go, Italian Guys!
You know, I 'd be far more impressed by Italian Guys if you had typed Desoxyribo-Nucleic Acid instead of coca-cola. :p

You know, I 'd be far more impressed by Italian Guys if you had typed Desoxyribo-Nucleic Acid instead of coca-cola. :p

desoxyribo-nucleic acid

Just for you, with my tongue. :p

It's deoxyribonucleic acid

deoxyribonucleic acid

And, edited with my tongue also.

I need to go brush my tongue now.....

You know, I 'd be far more impressed by Italian Guys if you had typed Desoxyribo-Nucleic Acid instead of coca-cola. :p
It's deoxyribonucleic acid... ;)

ewrpppr sz7cx3s

Typed with the palm of my hand. It doesn't work too well. I guess that's why I usually use my fingers. It's supposed to say "work sucks".

He probably used the lock key? Hence the AAAAs?
Ahem. *feels stupid*

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That's "yay" using my forehead.

And I was SO much better! :D me and my long tongue... ;-) :P

you were! you and your longue, pointy, dextrous tongue... mmm... :P

my stupd big wide tongue holds me back, see :(


As if he'd waste his time using it for typing :rolleyes: :p
oh no? well i'm sure i can't think of any other uses for it :confused:... can you? ;) :p

Uh-huh, sure. :rolleyes: :p
oh come on... i'd sincerely hope that any guy's appendage would be, uh, 'wide' enough to not be able to be that specific which keys it presses :p (if you get what i mean)

heree i uyse myt elbow.


I used my elbow, guided by my hand.

This thread has definitely put me off buying second-hand keyboards.

Especially if they smell like cheese...

It's deoxyribonucleic acid... ;)
It's both (http://www.answers.com/topic/deoxyribonucleic-acid-desoxyribonucleic-acid-dna), so there. ;)


desoxyribo-nucleic acid

Just for you, with my tongue.


deoxyribonucleic acid

And, edited with my tongue also.

I need to go brush my tongue now.....
Yeah, do that, then we can talk. :p *applauds your efforts on behalf of all Italian Guys, though*

oh come on... i'd sincerely hope that any guy's appendage would be, uh, 'wide' enough to not be able to be that specific which keys it presses (if you get what i mean)
Haha, you're right, I didn't really think that one through. :p

This thread has definitely put me off buying second-hand keyboards.

Especially if they smell like cheese...
i have found wireless keyboards are your friend in this thread :)

and laptop keyboards are impossible...



Haha, you're right, I didn't really think that one through. :p
haha! *is right* woo! :p

Lol, that mental image is priceless.

Glad I made your day :D

i have found wireless keyboards are your friend in this thread :)

and laptop keyboards are impossible...

I doesn't matter what kind of keyboard it is, I just don't like the idea of typing away on a keyboard that someone's been smearing their cheesy nob over for a Nationstates thread.:eek:

Glad I made your day :D

An actual picture would make my day, as much for it potential to be sold as it's humour value.

I doesn't matter what kind of keyboard it is, I just don't like the idea of typing away on a keyboard that someone's been smearing their cheesy nob over for a Nationstates thread.:eek:
lol!! :p
the mental image only just hit me too... :p

the mental image only just hit me too... :p

*shudder*

An actual picture would make my day, as much for it potential to be sold as it's humour value.

So, you don't think typing with my nipple is quite weird enough for me, you actually expect me to take a picture of me doing it???

UI tyoped tgioswiuth optyikmjujs primkes fgooot./

You want me to type with something other than my fingers?

So what'll change?!? :D

P.S: Working the shift key with one ball is the only real challenge. :p

You want me to type with something other than my fingers?

So what'll change?!? :D

P.S: Working the shift key with one ball is the only real challenge. :p

Unless you keep one ball in a jar.

Unless you keep one ball in a jar.

Got a spare? :D

Got a spare? :D

Jar? or ball?

Punch The Keys, For God's Sake! :d

Jar? or ball?

Tell me which ones you can spare, and I'll tell you what I need. :)

naq659i0onjst6qates

Nationstates, with nose.

You may begin feeling nausea now.

Tell me which ones you can spare, and I'll tell you what I need. :)

I have a spare jar lying around somewhere. These nads, however, cannot be given away. They're a national treasure.

I have a spare jar lying around somewhere. These nads, however, cannot be given away. They're a national treasure.

What does that say about the nation in question?

deoxyribonucleic acid

With my nose.

deoxyrribbonucleicc acid

With my chin. *guided by licking of keys*

What does that say about the nation in question?

That they should be building me a monument.

@ Valeri:http://www.orlyowl.com/orly.jpg

O RLY?

o fhyowqefxd thkius yhusdiujn ftg myu fdcisdt56sw.

That's supposed to be "I typed this using my fists."

So much for punching.

nationstates <- with my nose

@ Valeri:http://www.orlyowl.com/orly.jpg
O RLY?
Ya RLY (http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/yarly-42675.jpg)!

Ya RLY (http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/yarly-42675.jpg)!
R U Trippin? (http://www.orlyowl.com/rutrippin.jpg)

this i with my glasses. :)

i typed this with my fingers *nods*

what do i win?

R U Trippin? (http://www.orlyowl.com/rutrippin.jpg)

but you have no hair (http://www.ritilan.com/archives/images/blogimages/012704_weebl.PNG)

tongue
nose
pencil in my miouth
thums

well thumbs aren't techinacally fingers...

i typed this with my fingers *nods*

what do i win?

You win the Pentagon. Just show up and tell them you're taking over.

You win the Pentagon. Just show up and tell them you're taking over.
ooh i like new toys!

can i get the white house with my happy meal, too? collect the whole set...
how about i give you a tenner ("loan") and you give me a peerage? ;)

irt74 t789rgy,9poed 5t6jkhbiss w998igyht ,mm.y6 qswh0op3le cdgfa4cfr vc3e

It's supposed to say: "I typed this with my whole face."
Yes, basically I smashed my head into the keyboard in the random direction of the key I wanted to hit.

ISFAOISHF[IAHSOFH[

I typed that with my eye, the lazy one.

ISFAOISHF[IAHSOFH[

I typed that with my eye, the lazy one.

Not lazy enough in that case :p

Iwr8qwyhrw37rh087wr3fwrfwefrg-w9qe3rf


I typed that by smashing my keyboard with a water bottle, the contents of which are now all over my pants.

this wawsvv tyhpedv wi8th a cd.

That was typed with a CD.

Iwr8qwyhrw37rh087wr3fwrfwefrg-w9qe3rf


I typed that by smashing my keyboard with a water bottle, the contents of which are now all over my pants.
Hint: next time, screw top on water bottle, then smash on keyboard. Works like a charm.

Hint: next time, screw top on water bottle, then smash on keyboard. Works like a charm.

It happened after.

It happened after.
In this case: get a sippy cup.

In this case: get a sippy cup.

You have challenged my Honour and I demand satisfaction!

You have challenged my Honour and I demand satisfaction!
Satisfied? (http://moblog.co.uk/blogs/2545/moblog_249443470fc34.jpg) (I typed this with my duel pistol.)

...

*quietly walks away*

I typed this using just my tongue. Yay for wireless keyboards.

Did you know you can put your keyboard in the dishwasher to clean it?

Did you know you can put your keyboard in the dishwasher to clean it?

You do mean BREAK it, right? How does the dishwasher not destroy your keyboard? I mean the hot water and the soap and stuff...doesn't seem keyboard-friendly.

You do mean BREAK it, right? How does the dishwasher not destroy your keyboard? I mean the hot water and the soap and stuff...doesn't seem keyboard-friendly.

My 'test' keyboard is still working :eek: . I dried it thouroughly though. I tried it because I read an article somewhere which had a defined and thourough explanation as to why it is possible.

My 'test' keyboard is still working :eek: . I dried it thouroughly though. I tried it because I read an article somewhere which had a defined and thourough explanation as to why it is possible.
But... how do you dry a keyboard?? I mean, the water gets all inside and under the keys...

But... how do you dry a keyboard?? I mean, the water gets all inside and under the keys...

Even water evaporates after a certain time. Especially if you suspend the keyboard above the heating. And if you want to speed things up, use a hairdryer :p .

Even water evaporates after a certain time. Especially if you suspend the keyboard above the heating. And if you want to speed things up, use a hairdryer :p .
True dat.
Now all I need is a dishwasher. :p

True dat.
Now all I need is a dishwasher. :p

I think you could try to to wash it with the dishes. Although I suspect the brush hairs can penetrate between the keys and damage sensitive electronic curcuits.

Whereas a dishwasher doesn't use a brush.

I think you could try to to wash it with the dishes. Although I suspect the brush hairs can penetrate between the keys and damage sensitive electronic curcuits.

Whereas a dishwasher doesn't use a brush.
Ah, this is all too much hassle. I guess I'll rather take the tried and tested Novoga Approach and spill a bottle of water over it. Sooner or later, that's going to happen anyway.

Ah, this is all too much hassle. I guess I'll rather take the tried and tested Novoga Approach and spill a bottle of water over it. Sooner or later, that's going to happen anyway.

While you're at it you might as well include soap in the process. Obviously.

While you're at it you might as well include soap in the process. Obviously.
Dude, do you really think I'll strew soap chips over my keyboard and wait till I one day happen to accidentally knock over a bottle of water?

You're nuts. <--- I typed that with my rolling eyes.

Dude, do you really think I'll strew soap chips over my keyboard and wait till I one day happen to accidentally knock over a bottle of water?

Yes.

You're nuts. <--- I typed that with my rolling eyes.

I know. I've been diagnosed as such.

Even water evaporates after a certain time. Especially if you suspend the keyboard above the heating. And if you want to speed things up, use a hairdryer.

*points to location* What heating? I have no heating. And I use a hair straightener instead of a hair dryer. Think putting it in the clothes dryer would work?;)

I know. I've been diagnosed as such.
Did you type that with a cuckoo-clock and two pounds of fresh cherries? If not, I say you're an impostor.

Did you type that with a cuckoo-clock and two pounds of fresh cherries? If not, I say you're an impostor.

That AND I managed to use a taxidermist in the process.

*points to location* What heating? I have no heating. And I use a hair straightener instead of a hair dryer. Think hanging it out on the balcony would work? :p
Think, man. It's Florida. Just take it to a salon and put it under one of those old lady hair dryer helmet thingies I don't know the name of.

Think, man. It's Florida. Just take it to a salon and put it under one of those old lady hair dryer helmet thingies I don't know the name of.

A hairdryer? :p

That AND I managed to use a taxidermist in the process.
Non, no, no, always go with a live cuckoo. What, you expect that little bugger to still know the time when he's dead? Seriously now.

A hairdryer? :p
With all due respect, but "old lady hair dryer helmet thingy" pwns your measly "hairdryer" by a mile. :p

Non, no, no, always go with a live cuckoo. What, you expect that little bugger to still know the time when he's dead? Seriously now.

You use a live cuckoo :eek: ?! Sorry dude, that's outta my league.

With all due respect, but "old lady hair dryer helmet thingy" pwns your measly "hairdryer" by a mile. :p

True. Let me try again.

:: cough ::



An old lady hair dryer helmet with built in heating thingy.

You use a live cuckoo :eek: ?! Sorry dude, that's outta my league.
Yeah, well, don't feel bad. Some French guy once said "Mediocre minds dismiss anything which reaches beyond their own understanding." :D

*goes over to feed raw cookie dough to cuckoo*

Think, man. It's Florida. Just take it to a salon and put it under one of those old lady hair dryer helmet thingies I don't know the name of.

I could...but the little old ladies here can be EVIL. I'd hate to be smacked in the face with a purse whilst attempting to dry my keyboard...:eek:



On a side note...since people seem to keep getting confused...I'm a girl.

True. Let me try again.

:: cough ::



An old lady hair dryer helmet with built in heating thingy.
Sucky. How else do you think the old lady hair dryer helmet thingy dries hair if not with built in heating? Come on, you can do better!

(yeah right) <--- I typed this with my cuckoo.

Yeah, well, don't feel bad. Some French guy once said "Mediocre minds dismiss anything which reaches beyond their own understanding." :D

*goes over to feed raw cookie dough to cuckoo*

Would that happen to be Francois de la Rochefoucauld?

I could...but the little old ladies here can be EVIL. I'd hate to be smacked in the face with a purse whilst attempting to dry my keyboard...:eek:



On a side note...since people seem to keep getting confused...I'm a girl.
Actually, I think that would be hilarious. :p If a bit painful in the process, true. Maybe the clothes dryer would be better after all.

And I was pretty sure I remembered that you were a girl, but that "man" kind of slipped out. ;)

Would that happen to be Francois de la Rochefoucauld?
Ran right over to Google, did ya? :D

:p You do know that the thread title will make everybody think you typed it with your dick, right?

Maybe only you :p

I didn't think that when I saw that thread.

Phew, I'm not perverted! :p

Sucky. How else do you think the old lady hair dryer helmet thingy dries hair if not with built in heating? Come on, you can do better!

(yeah right) <--- I typed this with my cuckoo.

An old lady hair dryer helmet thingy running on hydrogenerated carrot juices. <--- I typed this with my taxidermized taxidermist.

Would that happen to be Francois de la Rochefoucauld?

Pfft, no. It was Napolean*for Napolean read the first french guy to pop into my head that isn't Francois de la Rochefoucauld*

Ran right over to Google, did ya? :D

Nope, just happen know that phrase by heart ;). Just as "Courage is like a muscle. We strengthen it with use."

An old lady hair dryer helmet thingy running on hydrogenerated carrot juices. <--- I typed this with my taxidermized taxidermist.
Now this is just silly. Nobody voluntarily waters down their carrot juice! It might accidentally start to actually taste good. And we wouldn't want that now, would we?

Also, who exactly taxidermied your taxidermist? Curious minds want to know.

Nope, just happen know that phrase by heart ;). Just as "Courage is like a muscle. We strengthen it with use."
No, sorry, I only do sigs. :p

Oh, um topic? <--- I typed this with my spleen. Honest, I totally did.

Now this is just silly. Nobody voluntarily waters down their carrot juice! It might accidentally start to actually taste good. And we wouldn't want that now, would we?

Also, who exactly taxidermied your taxidermist? Curious minds want to know.

A bunny.

tgolm nzikju,l,za

That "Tomzilla" spelled with my right elbow.

:p

Maybe only you :p

I didn't think that when I saw that thread.

Phew, I'm not perverted! :p
Did you read the thing? Everybody thought that. Well, eventually they did.

A bunny.
LOL :D

dnum5665m oimuium


that's "hello" typed with my forehead.

i think for my next trick i'll use my ass...

dnum5665m oimuium


that's "hello" typed with my forehead.

i think for my next trick i'll use my ass...

Better to start with the front :p

i think for my next trick i'll use my ass...
Aw, but don't you already have 12,170 posts of that sort?

Now this is just silly. Nobody voluntarily waters down their carrot juice! It might accidentally start to actually taste good. And we wouldn't want that now, would we?

Also, who exactly taxidermied your taxidermist? Curious minds want to know.

Another well paid taxidermist surely. Taxidermists are the hardest things to taxidermy, so ive heard

Another well paid taxidermist surely. Taxidermists are the hardest things to taxidermy, so ive heard

Like I told you, I hired a bunny. Taxidermists are really quite expensive. That's why I had my previous taxidermist taxidermized in the first place.

Like I told you, I hired a bunny. Taxidermists are really quite expensive. That's why I had my previous taxidermist taxidermized in the first place.
What, so he'd uselessly stand in a corner gathering dust and only once in a while be taken out to help you type a post on NS? That's not exactly very sensible housekeeping, if I may say so. I hope that bunny was at least cheap.

3jkper4r4 kaaattyhuiws

Emperor Matthuis with my nose...

Aw, but don't you already have 12,170 posts of that sort?
oh, ho ho ho...

actually its 12,172 and counting *nods*

actually its 12,172 and counting *nods*
:eek:

You know, I was actually kidding. <--- I typed that with a fluffle for PM.

Did you know you can put your keyboard in the dishwasher to clean it?

I think a lot of keyboards will need cleaning after what some people seem to be doing with them...

I typed that with my colon by the way, so beat that!

I typed that with my colon by the way, so beat that!

eeeewwwwww. how'd you do that, inside-out boy?

monlkerhyfs. that was 'monkeys' with my wrist. try it!

This is one of the more random threads I've seen recently (beaten by "Head in Sand" by a mile, but still).

Oh, and I typed all of that with my left kidney.

i9ju sa mnkj gtfr5vy67thg0opl-9iyhgbgtf vbgtfv6 hb njui8fdrec4 bv

Jesus Christ. That was my elbow and I don't even remember WTF I was trying to say.

monlkerhyfs. that was 'monkeys' with my wrist. try it!

m,onkeyxs


I win!

i9ju sa mnkj gtfr5vy67thg0opl-9iyhgbgtf vbgtfv6 hb njui8fdrec4 bv

Jesus Christ. That was my elbow and I don't even remember WTF I was trying to say.

good luck trying to remember! :p


i typed this with my brain.

:eek:

You know, I was actually kidding. <--- I typed that with a fluffle for PM.
i wasn't :p
ok, ok... so maybe its more like just 12,150. i mean, some of my posts have got to be half decent, right? ;)

:fluffle:

i zxkrf zgus ehgc bx j xs gubgrt rithh bx ecews hzsedn.

= "I typed this with my index finger with my eyes closed".

Actual hits helpfully bolded for convenient adoration of my stellar precision.

eeeewwwwww. how'd you do that, inside-out boy?

With my extendable external colon of course.

On that subject I typed this by repeatedly pushing out a turtle-head.
*Takes keyboard to dishwasher*

i zxkrf zgus ehgc bx j xs gubgrt rithh bx ecews hzsedn.

= "I typed this with my index finger with my eyes closed".

Actual hits helpfully bolded for convenient adoration of my stellar precision.
ok i typed this with my eyes closed (too). wel, using all y fingers admittedly... touch typing rules!!!

haha! :P

mn b


YAY! I typed that with my bum!!!!

~ This post has been typed with my eyes closed at approximately 600 characters per minute. ~


I pwn.

Has anybody typed with their colon or appendix yet? I don't care to read through this entire thread to find out ;)

this has been typed with my eyes closed. *raspberry* and one hand.

i is teh pwnz!!!!11!!1

this us spam
(U typwsa thus with my eyes shutted)

Has anybody typed with their colon or appendix yet? I don't care to read through this entire thread to find out ;)
Yes, a few people have said that already. :p

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typed with the -entire- endocrine system! I r00lz j00 all!!!111

Yes, a few people have said that already. :p

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typed with the -entire- endocrine system! I r00lz j00 all!!!111

Good to know.
[This message typed with my liver and onions in perfect harmony] :)

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The word pie, brought to you by my ear.

bnh9o9o gb

I tried to write "boob" with my right boob.

bnh9o9o gb

I tried to write "boob" with my right boob.

Your boob is obviously more skilled at typing than my ear. You actually managed to get all the letters to spell 'boob' in there!

nbastiionstastes.

With my dick. I looked at porn beforehand to harden it up.

Your boob is obviously more skilled at typing than my ear. You actually managed to get all the letters to spell 'boob' in there!
My boobs are skilled at many things, if i was on a plane and it was to crash into the ocean, badda-bing! Flotation devise!

My boobs are skilled at many things, if i was on a plane and it was to crash into the ocean, badda-bing! Flotation devise!

Can you distract a man with one while using the other to gesture at another person to flee?

For my next trick... typing the word muffin with my knee!

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Tada!

Can you distract a man with one while using the other to gesture at another person to flee?

Did you ever see that commercial with the guy with the beard that moved like an arm? They based that on my jiggly tiggles.

Did you ever see that commercial with the guy with the beard that moved like an arm? They based that on my jiggly tiggles.

Never seen that commercial, but I'm greatly amused now. If only my boobies were so skilled...

vcolv blf m,n

Yup. My boob fails at typing. That was supposed to be 'chicken'.

im typing with my mouse, does that count
only if your mouse is a live one.

(above line typed with my nose. Always knew having a big snozzle would come in handy one day)

only if your mouse is a live one.

(above line typed with my nose. Always knew having a big snozzle would come in handy one day)

i haqvea s09rt round nose. makes typing a bitdifficut. man, this isb dizying.

Never seen that commercial, but I'm greatly amused now. If only my boobies were so skilled...

vcolv blf m,n

Yup. My boob fails at typing. That was supposed to be 'chicken'.
I will show you the ways young Jedi. Just.. sign this first..