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So in my close circle of friends at school, there are 12 of us: 8 girls and 4 guys. However, there is one extra guy who keeps butting into our group to the point where he thinks that we're his best friend.

Now, I'm not someone who kicks people out for no good reason. However, this guy is a womanizing, stereotypical jock, immature, perverted, hyperactive complete jerk.

Now see, we've been trying to rid oursselves of him for a couple months now. He follows us everywhere, considers us his best friends, and hangs out with us at our hang out spots.

Now we've tried:
Hitting him
Kicking him
Insulting him
Ignoring him
Reasoning with him
etc. etc.

He takes the abuse, he takes the insults, and he just goes lalalalalala all the time and annoys everyone.

Why, just the other day he was stealing the food of this girl (Not even playfully, he was actually going to eat it after downing 2 sandwiches). So I'm telling him to stop it, he keeps on going. So I just kick him a couple times in the shin, he's still going at it. Even when 2 girls are on him, trying to stop him, he just downs all the food. At proceeds to kick me once for payback. Later that day I discovered that he broke the skin and left a damn good scratch. Next day, I told him to die, he smiles and nods and tries to follow me. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

So in my close circle of friends at school, there are 12 of us: 8 girls and 4 guys. However, there is one extra guy who keeps butting into our group to the point where he thinks that we're his best friend.

Now, I'm not someone who kicks people out for no good reason. However, this guy is a womanizing, stereotypical jock, immature, perverted, hyperactive complete jerk.

Now see, we've been trying to rid oursselves of him for a couple months now. He follows us everywhere, considers us his best friends, and hangs out with us at our hang out spots.

Now we've tried:
Hitting him
Kicking him
Insulting him
Ignoring him
Reasoning with him
etc. etc.

He takes the abuse, he takes the insults, and he just goes lalalalalala all the time and annoys everyone.

Why, just the other day he was stealing the food of this girl (Not even playfully, he was actually going to eat it after downing 2 sandwiches). So I'm telling him to stop it, he keeps on going. So I just kick him a couple times in the shin, he's still going at it. Even when 2 girls are on him, trying to stop him, he just downs all the food. At proceeds to kick me once for payback. Later that day I discovered that he broke the skin and left a damn good scratch. Next day, I told him to die, he smiles and nods and tries to follow me. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Wear a jock to school, and greet him with a bunch to the balls.

I really recomend perpetual ditchings. Find a new chill spot and donnot let him figure out where, when he does, find a new place. He will probably end up trying to squirm into another group.

Give him a nice, hard (and I mean REALLY REALLY REALLY hard) punch, straight in the nose.

But make sure you have backup when you do, and DON'T TRY TO KILL HIM.

My advice is to send the most annoying person you can find after him. The two should cancel eachother out in an epic explosion.

Wear a jock to school, and greet him with a bunch to the balls.
You know, you're the 3rd person in a row to give that advice.

What of my advice?

My advice is to send the most annoying person you can find after him. The two should cancel eachother out in an epic explosion.
Unfortunatly, (and I'm being serious here), it just leads to 2 "homophobes" slapping each other on the ass, touching us guys sexually, and yelling PENIS and thinking that it's funny....in a crowd of Hispanic gang-types.

Give him a nice, hard (and I mean REALLY REALLY REALLY hard) punch, straight in the nose.

But make sure you have backup when you do, and DON'T TRY TO KILL HIM.
I'm starting to think that this is actual serious advice nowadays, and that people aren't actually joking with me. :eek:

Are you sure he's mentally sound?

You know, you're the 3rd person in a row to give that advice.
ROFLMAO.

Punching people in the balls was a fad at my school, so I have a certain soft spot for it.

I'm starting to think that this is actual serious advice nowadays, and that people aren't actually joking with me. :eek:
I was joking about the punching in the balls.

The perpetual ditch, however, I am serious about. It worked for me once.

Try ostracization.

Gather all your gang, and have everyone agree to ignore him. When he speaks, don't listen. When he does something stupid, don't react. He's not there: he's a ghost.

There is nothing more psychologically violent than refusing to admit someone exists.

I'm starting to think that this is actual serious advice nowadays, and that people aren't actually joking with me.

No, that is serious advice-- I never joke in these matters.

Unfortunatly, (and I'm being serious here), it just leads to 2 "homophobes" slapping each other on the ass, touching us guys sexually, and yelling PENIS and thinking that it's funny....in a crowd of Hispanic gang-types.
If he's homophobic, have one of the guys in your gang pretend to be gay and hit on him. That should send him away.

Hit on him. Really go all out, trying to hold his hand, look deep in his eyes, and tell him what you would tell a girl, except about 10 times more romantic and droopy. And don't make even a hint of being joking.

Guys have an irrational fear of real, blatant gayness. Yes, there is a difference between the faux gayness and real gayness, and a visible one at that.

Try ostracization.

Gather all your gang, and have everyone agree to ignore him. When he speaks, don't listen. When he does something stupid, don't react. He's not there: he's a ghost.

There is nothing more psychologically violent than refusing to admit someone exists.That's good. We've been trying that but we never thought of going that far with it.

He usually just says something stupid and we all just laugh at how stupid he is. "Omg did he just say what I think he said?"

that might just do the trick... or how well do you get along with the hispanic gang types, maybe they could have a "talk" with him, he probably wouldn't ignore their advise.

Unfortunatly, (and I'm being serious here), it just leads to 2 "homophobes" slapping each other on the ass, touching us guys sexually, and yelling PENIS and thinking that it's funny....in a crowd of Hispanic gang-types.

Not the same type of annoyance, foolish person...

No, you need someone with a totally different type of annoyance. Like a nerd with a squeaky voice that recites pi constantly.

Look at this for rehersal:

http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com/

that might just do the trick... or how well do you get along with the hispanic gang types, maybe they could have a "talk" with him, he probably wouldn't ignore their advise.
They're quite pathetic. One of them stole an apple from the cafeteria that he didn't realize was free. :D

That IS pathetic...

I would treat him with kindness and acceptance. I would feed him from my own plate. If he kicked me, I would turn the other shin - because for all you know, he could be Jesus. Although, if I was 100% sure he wasn't Jesus - I'd kick his fucking ass.

just a little word of warning, there was a guy like that in my group of friends at college, who hung out but we all kinda mocked. eventually though most of my friends realized he actually was an alright guy and i almost became estranged from the whole group because i refused to stop abusing him as the rest of the group changed its opinion. i couldn't see that it wasn't really him who was the problem, but us and ultimately me.

You told him that you want him to die?

Why not be a little more proactive 'bout it?


Seriously, though, if he's that bad... wait for a good moment, and then beat him into submission. Then tell him to never go near you again.

That's only if you really, really want him gone. Note that this doesn't work on some people, who will just come back with friends and take revenge...

So in my close circle of friends at school, there are 12 of us: 8 girls and 4 guys. However, there is one extra guy who keeps butting into our group to the point where he thinks that we're his best friend.

Now, I'm not someone who kicks people out for no good reason. However, this guy is a womanizing, stereotypical jock, immature, perverted, hyperactive complete jerk.

Now see, we've been trying to rid oursselves of him for a couple months now. He follows us everywhere, considers us his best friends, and hangs out with us at our hang out spots.

Now we've tried:
Hitting him
Kicking him
Insulting him
Ignoring him
Reasoning with him
etc. etc.

He takes the abuse, he takes the insults, and he just goes lalalalalala all the time and annoys everyone.

Why, just the other day he was stealing the food of this girl (Not even playfully, he was actually going to eat it after downing 2 sandwiches). So I'm telling him to stop it, he keeps on going. So I just kick him a couple times in the shin, he's still going at it. Even when 2 girls are on him, trying to stop him, he just downs all the food. At proceeds to kick me once for payback. Later that day I discovered that he broke the skin and left a damn good scratch. Next day, I told him to die, he smiles and nods and tries to follow me. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
Pretend you're me. Go on. Think like I do. DO IT. NOW.

Now, if you're unwilling to do that, you could always approach a teacher or some such, no?

So in my close circle of friends at school, there are 12 of us: 8 girls and 4 guys. However, there is one extra guy who keeps butting into our group to the point where he thinks that we're his best friend.

Now, I'm not someone who kicks people out for no good reason. However, this guy is a womanizing, stereotypical jock, immature, perverted, hyperactive complete jerk.

Now see, we've been trying to rid oursselves of him for a couple months now. He follows us everywhere, considers us his best friends, and hangs out with us at our hang out spots.

Now we've tried:
Hitting him
Kicking him
Insulting him
Ignoring him
Reasoning with him
etc. etc.

He takes the abuse, he takes the insults, and he just goes lalalalalala all the time and annoys everyone.

Why, just the other day he was stealing the food of this girl (Not even playfully, he was actually going to eat it after downing 2 sandwiches). So I'm telling him to stop it, he keeps on going. So I just kick him a couple times in the shin, he's still going at it. Even when 2 girls are on him, trying to stop him, he just downs all the food. At proceeds to kick me once for payback. Later that day I discovered that he broke the skin and left a damn good scratch. Next day, I told him to die, he smiles and nods and tries to follow me. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
OOOOOH! I had this same situation befor! You're screwed. You could try pawning him off to some other group.. Worked halfly..

I would treat him with kindness and acceptance. I would feed him from my own plate. If he kicked me, I would turn the other shin - because for all you know, he could be Jesus. Although, if I was 100% sure he wasn't Jesus - I'd kick his fucking ass.

Actually.... you may be on to something. Why not try to convert him? Invite him to your church group (fictional or otherwise). Point out seriously every time he does something Jesus wouldn't do. Discuss the bible. See if that works.

just a little word of warning, there was a guy like that in my group of friends at college, who hung out but we all kinda mocked. eventually though most of my friends realized he actually was an alright guy and i almost became estranged from the whole group because i refused to stop abusing him as the rest of the group changed its opinion. i couldn't see that it wasn't really him who was the problem, but us and ultimately me.

Are you sure you weren't "the guy"?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
I dunno really - sounds like an awful load of bollocks from here, though.

*puffs*

Why don't you just be honest with him, seeing as none of you seem to like him?

Is he, perhaps, retarded? Socially or mentally. I don't recommend hitting him, that could lead to lawsuits. Talk to a teacher, or the principal. Restraining orders are well-thought-of - once he violates, he would be put in jail where he could annoy people who would cure him of being a pest once and for all.